Yami No Matsuei Fan Fiction ❯ Things the YnM Cast would probably never say ❯ Things the cast of Yami no Matsuei will never say ( Chapter 2 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: EmpressXu 
A humor fic of the YnM saying stuff we wouldn't OR would expect them to say. Yaoi implied.
Anime/Manga: Yami No Matsuei Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 05.02.2003 | Updated On: 05.31.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 368 | Visits: 1.1K | Status: Work In Progress
A humor fic of the YnM saying stuff we wouldn't OR would expect them to say. Yaoi implied.
Anime/Manga: Yami No Matsuei Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 05.02.2003 | Updated On: 05.31.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 368 | Visits: 1.1K | Status: Work In Progress
Another parody fic I wrote. My muse must be working for me. ^^ There are a shounen ai moments in here. You'll know when you read it. Enjoy, minna-san!
Things the cast of Yami no Matsuei will never say:
Tsuzuki: You people are so mean, especially Hisoka! I hate you all!
Hisoka: Why can't I have a normal partner like everyone else?
Tatsumi: Where's my money, bitch?! <- Didn't see that coming, did ya?
Watari: Screw the sex changed potion! I'll work on that viagra potion instead.
Konoe: Tsuzuki, get me some soveniers this time. And don't forget, or you're fired!!
Terazuma: *ticked* One day Tsuzuki, I'll kick your ass!
Wakaba: Hajime-chan, let's get married!
Muraki: Screw Tsuzuki-san, I want Hisoka instead!
Oriya: I want no part in your crazy schemes, Muraki!
Tsuzuki: Muraki, I give up. Let's get a room and screw until we pass out.
Hisoka: I hope you choke on a fishbone, you psychotic maniac! <- well, I had to put something here for Hisoka.
Tatsumi: I'm surrounded by idiots...
Watari: Tatsumi, can I be your bitch?
Konoe: Forget the assignments, let's get lazy!
Hashusaku: Tsuzuki, marry me and become my bitch.
Hisoka: You're all idiots!! I quit!
Muraki: *singing* Ooh boy, I love you so. Never, never, never gonna let you go. Once I get my hands on you....
Oriya: Can't we all just be friends?
Tsuzuki: Tatsumi, I want your baby!
Hisoka: *durings the Kyoto story* Tsuzuki, don't leave me! I, I love you! <- This is probably something the fans of Tsuzuki/Hisoka wanted to hear.
Hashusaku: Hisoka, want to be my concubine?
Watson: Great scott!!
Gushoshin: Screw the library, let's build a casino!
Hisoka: *during the King of Swords story when Tsubaki-hime kissed him in the manga* EEW!I got cooties!
Watari: I hate my long hair! Let's make it short!
Muraki: I'm getting sick and tired of wearing all white. Let's add some colors to my waredrobe.
Oriya: Muraki, I love you!
Tsuzuki: I'm not gay, dammit!
Hisoka: Muraki, wanna get it on?
Tsuzuki: Muraki, I love you so much! Let's get married!
Tatsumi: Forget the money.
Love it? Hate it? Let me know when you review, okay?
Things the cast of Yami no Matsuei will never say:
Tsuzuki: You people are so mean, especially Hisoka! I hate you all!
Hisoka: Why can't I have a normal partner like everyone else?
Tatsumi: Where's my money, bitch?! <- Didn't see that coming, did ya?
Watari: Screw the sex changed potion! I'll work on that viagra potion instead.
Konoe: Tsuzuki, get me some soveniers this time. And don't forget, or you're fired!!
Terazuma: *ticked* One day Tsuzuki, I'll kick your ass!
Wakaba: Hajime-chan, let's get married!
Muraki: Screw Tsuzuki-san, I want Hisoka instead!
Oriya: I want no part in your crazy schemes, Muraki!
Tsuzuki: Muraki, I give up. Let's get a room and screw until we pass out.
Hisoka: I hope you choke on a fishbone, you psychotic maniac! <- well, I had to put something here for Hisoka.
Tatsumi: I'm surrounded by idiots...
Watari: Tatsumi, can I be your bitch?
Konoe: Forget the assignments, let's get lazy!
Hashusaku: Tsuzuki, marry me and become my bitch.
Hisoka: You're all idiots!! I quit!
Muraki: *singing* Ooh boy, I love you so. Never, never, never gonna let you go. Once I get my hands on you....
Oriya: Can't we all just be friends?
Tsuzuki: Tatsumi, I want your baby!
Hisoka: *durings the Kyoto story* Tsuzuki, don't leave me! I, I love you! <- This is probably something the fans of Tsuzuki/Hisoka wanted to hear.
Hashusaku: Hisoka, want to be my concubine?
Watson: Great scott!!
Gushoshin: Screw the library, let's build a casino!
Hisoka: *during the King of Swords story when Tsubaki-hime kissed him in the manga* EEW!I got cooties!
Watari: I hate my long hair! Let's make it short!
Muraki: I'm getting sick and tired of wearing all white. Let's add some colors to my waredrobe.
Oriya: Muraki, I love you!
Tsuzuki: I'm not gay, dammit!
Hisoka: Muraki, wanna get it on?
Tsuzuki: Muraki, I love you so much! Let's get married!
Tatsumi: Forget the money.
Love it? Hate it? Let me know when you review, okay?