Yami No Matsuei Fan Fiction ❯ Tsuzuki don't work here no more! ❯ Tsuzuki don't work here no more! ( One-Shot )
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By: EmpressXu 
A parody song about Tsuzuki after he has moved out and another person takes his place at the office. Based on the song from Little T. and One Track Mike.
Anime/Manga: Yami No Matsuei Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 05.02.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 596 | Visits: 616 | Status: Completed
A parody song about Tsuzuki after he has moved out and another person takes his place at the office. Based on the song from Little T. and One Track Mike.
Anime/Manga: Yami No Matsuei Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 05.02.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 596 | Visits: 616 | Status: Completed
I wrote this songfic because I was listening to the song "Shaniqua"
by Little T. and One Track Mike. I was getting these ideas until
Tsuzuki-san popped up and I knew had to write this. I'm not saying
it's the best but it's worth a try. I wrote two songfics before and
they were for X/1999. I hope you guys like this. If not, I can always
try something new.
Shaniqua Parody (Tsuzuki)
Hello? Who is this?
No, I'm afraid not.
He don't live here, man.
I thought I told you!
Ya know what, I think you got problems, aight?!
Moved into my office at the EnmaChou Division
The only person here is really here is me, so I can have full all day
long.
I have no partner except Xu and she's gone for the summer.
And I just want some peace and quiet, come to office and it's a
telephone riot.
Ring-a-ling-a-ling.
Every time I take a step, can't eat, can't drink, can't sleep, can't
speak.
Can't even get my work done, because people keep callin' with the
same damn question
(Hello, is Tsuzuki there?)
Nah, Tsuzuki moved out this year.
I have think you have the wrong person, this is Natalie.
(You mean, Tsuzuki's sister?)
Man, can't you just leave me alone?
This ain't his office and it ain't his phone.
So don't call back again, cuz if you do
You know the answer, friend.
[Chorus]
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
(Is Tsuzuki there?)
Hell no!
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
(Is Tsuzuki there?)
Hell no!
I wonder who Tsuzuki is. What he does and where he lives.
Is he that guy who eats too many sweets? Or that young kid with a bad
attitude?
Or is that blonde guy who does weird stuff? Or the guy with the
glasses obsessed with big bucks?
How the hell should I know? He could a psycho for I all care.
(Hello, is Tsuzuki there?)
Yes, he is but he can't talk now. "Cause he's being molested by
gorgeous men and eating bunch of chocolate bunnies.
(Girl, you think you're funny.)
Shut up, baka! I told you six times before. Tsuzuki don't work here
no more!
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
(Is Tsuzuki there?)
Hell no!
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
(Is Tsuzuki there?)
Hell no!
Check my machine on Saturday.
There were 42 messages. Damn, I can't win with this.
One said: (This is for all the cats living with Tsuzuki. You want
that guy, you can have him)
Will this ever cease, so I can get some sleep.
Tsuzuki moved out, leave your message at the beep.
(Beep!)
(Tsuzuki-san.... Are you there? I look forward to our next date.)
(Call me, my dear Tsuzuki.)
(Kiss kiss)
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
(Is Tsuzuki there?)
Hell no!
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
(Is Tsuzuki there?)
Hell no!
So how was that? Good? Bad? Let me know. Until then, Ja ne! By the way, for the last part of the song, I think you guys can already guess who that is. If not, then I'll tell you. It's Muraki!
by Little T. and One Track Mike. I was getting these ideas until
Tsuzuki-san popped up and I knew had to write this. I'm not saying
it's the best but it's worth a try. I wrote two songfics before and
they were for X/1999. I hope you guys like this. If not, I can always
try something new.
Shaniqua Parody (Tsuzuki)
Hello? Who is this?
No, I'm afraid not.
He don't live here, man.
I thought I told you!
Ya know what, I think you got problems, aight?!
Moved into my office at the EnmaChou Division
The only person here is really here is me, so I can have full all day
long.
I have no partner except Xu and she's gone for the summer.
And I just want some peace and quiet, come to office and it's a
telephone riot.
Ring-a-ling-a-ling.
Every time I take a step, can't eat, can't drink, can't sleep, can't
speak.
Can't even get my work done, because people keep callin' with the
same damn question
(Hello, is Tsuzuki there?)
Nah, Tsuzuki moved out this year.
I have think you have the wrong person, this is Natalie.
(You mean, Tsuzuki's sister?)
Man, can't you just leave me alone?
This ain't his office and it ain't his phone.
So don't call back again, cuz if you do
You know the answer, friend.
[Chorus]
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
(Is Tsuzuki there?)
Hell no!
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
(Is Tsuzuki there?)
Hell no!
I wonder who Tsuzuki is. What he does and where he lives.
Is he that guy who eats too many sweets? Or that young kid with a bad
attitude?
Or is that blonde guy who does weird stuff? Or the guy with the
glasses obsessed with big bucks?
How the hell should I know? He could a psycho for I all care.
(Hello, is Tsuzuki there?)
Yes, he is but he can't talk now. "Cause he's being molested by
gorgeous men and eating bunch of chocolate bunnies.
(Girl, you think you're funny.)
Shut up, baka! I told you six times before. Tsuzuki don't work here
no more!
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
(Is Tsuzuki there?)
Hell no!
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
(Is Tsuzuki there?)
Hell no!
Check my machine on Saturday.
There were 42 messages. Damn, I can't win with this.
One said: (This is for all the cats living with Tsuzuki. You want
that guy, you can have him)
Will this ever cease, so I can get some sleep.
Tsuzuki moved out, leave your message at the beep.
(Beep!)
(Tsuzuki-san.... Are you there? I look forward to our next date.)
(Call me, my dear Tsuzuki.)
(Kiss kiss)
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
(Is Tsuzuki there?)
Hell no!
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
Tsuzuki, don't work here no more
(Is Tsuzuki there?)
Hell no!
So how was that? Good? Bad? Let me know. Until then, Ja ne! By the way, for the last part of the song, I think you guys can already guess who that is. If not, then I'll tell you. It's Muraki!