Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Crossover With Non-anime Series Fan Fiction / Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Android Nappa ❯ Episode One: Not with out my mind or Child Support ( Chapter 1 )
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By: King Cobra Clint 
The Insanity starts with Chibi Moon, Godzilla and Celestia faces the Equestrian Revolution!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Crossover With Non-anime Series Fan Fiction / Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 11.18.2012 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 156 | Status: Work In Progress
The Insanity starts with Chibi Moon, Godzilla and Celestia faces the Equestrian Revolution!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Crossover With Non-anime Series Fan Fiction / Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 11.18.2012 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 156 | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: I do not own any Cartoon or Anime that will appear in this fic, they belong to their owners and creators. Also this is a Parody of Robot Chicken, which belongs to Seth Green and Adult Swim, please support the official release.
Android Nappa: Episode I; Not without my mind and Child Support
(Start Scenes)
Sailor Chibi Moon is walking around the park when Godzilla’s Foot smashes her.
(Break Scene)
Yusei is watching Yu-Gi-Oh ZEXAL Horrified. “Good lord, this show is even gayer then the time Crow dressed as a girl.” Yusei said
(Cutaway)
Akiza and Jack Atlas are drinking coffee at a local café when Crow walks by dressed like a Japanese School girl sailor fuku. The two stare at him as he walks by. Suddenly, Yami Bakura appeared out of nowhere. “Good lord, that is one ugly woman.” He said.
(End Cutaway)
(Break Scene)
Quagmire is in bed with what appears to be a blonde woman who is facing away from the readers. “Giggly! That was good.” Quagmire said. Just then the ‘Blonde Woman’ turns around and it is Peter Griffin, wearing a blonde wig. “Yeah, it was.” Peter said, as Quagmire screamed.
(Break Scene)
In the land of Equestria, a Royal Guard enters the throne room. “Your Majesty!” He said, “Your subjects are rioting because all the food was eaten by the Changelings!” This was a crisis, famine was rare in Equestria. But the idea of famine was enough to put fear into any pony’s heart. But Celestia was a wise ruler, being over thousands of years old.
If only she had picked her words better….
Deciding on a course of action, not knowing that what she was about to say had cost a well know French queen her head!
“Let them eat cake.” She said, thinking on the idea that she would give out ALL her secret stores of cakes that she hid.
This was to back-fire very badly. The Guard went to the press and repeated what Celestia said to the Press. It did not take long for those words to spread and fan the flames of full scale Revolt! He Rebel Army soon surrounded. Even half the Royal Guard, Princess Luna, Princess Cadence, Shining Armor and even her own Student, Twilight Sparkle, had joined the Rebels, who were now battering down the doors of Canterlot Castle and lynching Nobles in the Streets, even Nobles were lynching nobles!
“I think it is best for me to get my @$$ out of here.” She said as she bolted to the door, only to be captured by a group of Rebel Ponies. The group soon dragged to the beheading block where Derpy was holding the Axe. “Any last words, bitch?” Applejack said with hate. Suddenly, Pinkie Pie pointed somewhere. “Hey Look! It’s Martin Van Buren!” She said, pointing to the Eighth President of the United States of America, who was riding on a small locomotive saying “Down with the Cotton Gin! Down with the Cotton Gin!”
And that was when Seto Kaiba woke up with a start.
“That is the last time I watch two Documentaries and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic while eating cake before bed ever again.” He said, while holding to his stuffed Blue Eyes White Dragon.
(Break Scene)
Sailor Moon is crying over the smashed body of Sailor Chibi Moon just as Godzilla’s Foot crushes her.
(Break Scene)
Dark Magician Girl is in bed beside Joey Wheeler. “Let’s not tell anyone.” Joey said nervously, while DMG nodded, with a very scared look.
(Break Scene)
In the Imperial Opera Theater in Tokyo, Sumire Kanzaki and Kanna Krishima are arguing again. “You are nothing but a giant freak!” Sumire yelled. “Well you are just a Snake Woman!” Kanna yelled back. Suddenly, Mew Ichigo crashed through the window and attacked Sumire. “AHHHHHH!!!!! GET HER OFF!!!” Sumire Screamed as Kanna reached for a gun that was on a table and shot the leader of the Mew Mews.
“Oh….oh my kami…” Sumire said as she got up and saw the dead body of the super heroine. She then stared at Kanna. “What the hell did you do!?” “I didn’t mean to shoot her!” the Red hair Okinawan said, starting to panic. “Oh Man we are so screwed!” Sumire yelled.
Later that night, two female figures in black spandex cat suits dumped that body of Ichigo Momomiya into a pond, with a note on her. “Good,” whispered Sumire, “they will try looking for a killer whose name is very silly!” “Yeah,” Kanna said agreeing, ‘you in their right mind would name their kid ‘Spongebob Squarepants’?”
Later in every newspaper on the planet…
“Bikini Bottom Fry Cook arrested for Murder!”
Ten days later, in a courtroom…
“Spongebob Squarepants.” The Judge said, “You have been found guiltily of murdering a Japanese Magical Girl. You are hereby sentenced to four thousand years in prison!” Spongebob soon was screaming and crying as he was dragged away. “Hey, Spongebob!” Squidward yelled, “Don’t drop the soap! Ha ha!”
Back at the Imperial Opera House.
“I can’t believe that a sponge killed Ichigo.” Sakura Shinguji said at dinner. “Yeah, who would have thought he was a cold blooded killed of Magical Girls?” Li Kohran said, while Sumire and Kanna looked at each other, nervous. Just then, Maria and Iris entered the room. “Bonjour, everyone.” Iris said, “I got a kitty cat!” Just then the cat that was in her arms leapt out and attacked Sumire, much to everyone’s shock.
(Break Scene)
Goku is dancing the can-can while wearing short-shorts.
(Break Scene)
Stewie Griffin is playing with his toys like they were wrestlers. “Oh Yeah! Rupert is Awesome!” Stewie said, making his teddy bear body slam a Barbie doll. Just then, The Miz suddenly appeared. “He is not awesome!” Miz yelled, “I AM AWESOME!!!!” he then gave a Skull-crushing Finale on Meg Griffin before running off.
(Break Scene)
The other Sailor Senshi were looking at the dead bodies of Sailor Moon and Chibi Moon. “This is Terrible!” Sailor Mars cried, “Without Sailor Moon and Chibi Moon, the Dead Moon Circus will take over the world!” “Hey look!” Sailor Venus said, picking up a perfume bottle. “It’s a Bottle of that new perfume, Odeur de Ghidorah.” Suddenly, the sounds of screams and a giant roar made them turn to see the King of the Kaiju himself. Tokyo was burning as he tried to look for his enemy. “OH GOD!” Sailor Mercury yell, figuring out what was happening, just before Godzilla blasted them with his radioactive breath.
In the Dead Moon Circus tent, three of the Amazon Quartet laughed as Godzilla killed the Sailor Senshi. “Yey! We won!” VesVes said. “Finally!” JunJun said. “PallaPalla is happy!” PallaPalla said. “Hey guys.” CereCere said, walking in holding a bottle. “Whose bottle of sinking perfume is this?” The others saw the label: Odeur de Ghidorah. “Oh Crap.” VesVes said just as Godzilla ripped off the roof of the tent and roared. All Four were screaming, just then PallaPalla pointed somewhere. “Oh, Look, It’s Martin Van Buren!” She said as the Amazons and Godzilla looked and there was the Eighth President of the United States on a Toy Train saying “Down with the Cotton Gin! Down with the Cotton Gin!”
That was when Paul Heyman woke up. “Ahhgg! That is the last time I eat Seaweed Salad while watching Sailor Moon, Godzilla and a Documentary on Martin Van Buren, ever again!” He said. Just then, a voice beside him said “yeah, me too.” Heyman turned and saw Peter Griffin next to him, naked and wearing a Blond Wig. Paul Heyman screams as the end titles show up.
(End of Episode One)
Android Nappa: Episode I; Not without my mind and Child Support
(Start Scenes)
Sailor Chibi Moon is walking around the park when Godzilla’s Foot smashes her.
(Break Scene)
Yusei is watching Yu-Gi-Oh ZEXAL Horrified. “Good lord, this show is even gayer then the time Crow dressed as a girl.” Yusei said
(Cutaway)
Akiza and Jack Atlas are drinking coffee at a local café when Crow walks by dressed like a Japanese School girl sailor fuku. The two stare at him as he walks by. Suddenly, Yami Bakura appeared out of nowhere. “Good lord, that is one ugly woman.” He said.
(End Cutaway)
(Break Scene)
Quagmire is in bed with what appears to be a blonde woman who is facing away from the readers. “Giggly! That was good.” Quagmire said. Just then the ‘Blonde Woman’ turns around and it is Peter Griffin, wearing a blonde wig. “Yeah, it was.” Peter said, as Quagmire screamed.
(Break Scene)
In the land of Equestria, a Royal Guard enters the throne room. “Your Majesty!” He said, “Your subjects are rioting because all the food was eaten by the Changelings!” This was a crisis, famine was rare in Equestria. But the idea of famine was enough to put fear into any pony’s heart. But Celestia was a wise ruler, being over thousands of years old.
If only she had picked her words better….
Deciding on a course of action, not knowing that what she was about to say had cost a well know French queen her head!
“Let them eat cake.” She said, thinking on the idea that she would give out ALL her secret stores of cakes that she hid.
This was to back-fire very badly. The Guard went to the press and repeated what Celestia said to the Press. It did not take long for those words to spread and fan the flames of full scale Revolt! He Rebel Army soon surrounded. Even half the Royal Guard, Princess Luna, Princess Cadence, Shining Armor and even her own Student, Twilight Sparkle, had joined the Rebels, who were now battering down the doors of Canterlot Castle and lynching Nobles in the Streets, even Nobles were lynching nobles!
“I think it is best for me to get my @$$ out of here.” She said as she bolted to the door, only to be captured by a group of Rebel Ponies. The group soon dragged to the beheading block where Derpy was holding the Axe. “Any last words, bitch?” Applejack said with hate. Suddenly, Pinkie Pie pointed somewhere. “Hey Look! It’s Martin Van Buren!” She said, pointing to the Eighth President of the United States of America, who was riding on a small locomotive saying “Down with the Cotton Gin! Down with the Cotton Gin!”
And that was when Seto Kaiba woke up with a start.
“That is the last time I watch two Documentaries and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic while eating cake before bed ever again.” He said, while holding to his stuffed Blue Eyes White Dragon.
(Break Scene)
Sailor Moon is crying over the smashed body of Sailor Chibi Moon just as Godzilla’s Foot crushes her.
(Break Scene)
Dark Magician Girl is in bed beside Joey Wheeler. “Let’s not tell anyone.” Joey said nervously, while DMG nodded, with a very scared look.
(Break Scene)
In the Imperial Opera Theater in Tokyo, Sumire Kanzaki and Kanna Krishima are arguing again. “You are nothing but a giant freak!” Sumire yelled. “Well you are just a Snake Woman!” Kanna yelled back. Suddenly, Mew Ichigo crashed through the window and attacked Sumire. “AHHHHHH!!!!! GET HER OFF!!!” Sumire Screamed as Kanna reached for a gun that was on a table and shot the leader of the Mew Mews.
“Oh….oh my kami…” Sumire said as she got up and saw the dead body of the super heroine. She then stared at Kanna. “What the hell did you do!?” “I didn’t mean to shoot her!” the Red hair Okinawan said, starting to panic. “Oh Man we are so screwed!” Sumire yelled.
Later that night, two female figures in black spandex cat suits dumped that body of Ichigo Momomiya into a pond, with a note on her. “Good,” whispered Sumire, “they will try looking for a killer whose name is very silly!” “Yeah,” Kanna said agreeing, ‘you in their right mind would name their kid ‘Spongebob Squarepants’?”
Later in every newspaper on the planet…
“Bikini Bottom Fry Cook arrested for Murder!”
Ten days later, in a courtroom…
“Spongebob Squarepants.” The Judge said, “You have been found guiltily of murdering a Japanese Magical Girl. You are hereby sentenced to four thousand years in prison!” Spongebob soon was screaming and crying as he was dragged away. “Hey, Spongebob!” Squidward yelled, “Don’t drop the soap! Ha ha!”
Back at the Imperial Opera House.
“I can’t believe that a sponge killed Ichigo.” Sakura Shinguji said at dinner. “Yeah, who would have thought he was a cold blooded killed of Magical Girls?” Li Kohran said, while Sumire and Kanna looked at each other, nervous. Just then, Maria and Iris entered the room. “Bonjour, everyone.” Iris said, “I got a kitty cat!” Just then the cat that was in her arms leapt out and attacked Sumire, much to everyone’s shock.
(Break Scene)
Goku is dancing the can-can while wearing short-shorts.
(Break Scene)
Stewie Griffin is playing with his toys like they were wrestlers. “Oh Yeah! Rupert is Awesome!” Stewie said, making his teddy bear body slam a Barbie doll. Just then, The Miz suddenly appeared. “He is not awesome!” Miz yelled, “I AM AWESOME!!!!” he then gave a Skull-crushing Finale on Meg Griffin before running off.
(Break Scene)
The other Sailor Senshi were looking at the dead bodies of Sailor Moon and Chibi Moon. “This is Terrible!” Sailor Mars cried, “Without Sailor Moon and Chibi Moon, the Dead Moon Circus will take over the world!” “Hey look!” Sailor Venus said, picking up a perfume bottle. “It’s a Bottle of that new perfume, Odeur de Ghidorah.” Suddenly, the sounds of screams and a giant roar made them turn to see the King of the Kaiju himself. Tokyo was burning as he tried to look for his enemy. “OH GOD!” Sailor Mercury yell, figuring out what was happening, just before Godzilla blasted them with his radioactive breath.
In the Dead Moon Circus tent, three of the Amazon Quartet laughed as Godzilla killed the Sailor Senshi. “Yey! We won!” VesVes said. “Finally!” JunJun said. “PallaPalla is happy!” PallaPalla said. “Hey guys.” CereCere said, walking in holding a bottle. “Whose bottle of sinking perfume is this?” The others saw the label: Odeur de Ghidorah. “Oh Crap.” VesVes said just as Godzilla ripped off the roof of the tent and roared. All Four were screaming, just then PallaPalla pointed somewhere. “Oh, Look, It’s Martin Van Buren!” She said as the Amazons and Godzilla looked and there was the Eighth President of the United States on a Toy Train saying “Down with the Cotton Gin! Down with the Cotton Gin!”
That was when Paul Heyman woke up. “Ahhgg! That is the last time I eat Seaweed Salad while watching Sailor Moon, Godzilla and a Documentary on Martin Van Buren, ever again!” He said. Just then, a voice beside him said “yeah, me too.” Heyman turned and saw Peter Griffin next to him, naked and wearing a Blond Wig. Paul Heyman screams as the end titles show up.
(End of Episode One)