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[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Anime Deathmatch Episode 1!

By: Saya-jin Goggleboy

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the anime in this work of complete fiction. Digimon is property of bandai and Toei animaton as well as disney and Foxkids. Pokemon is a trademard of nintendo and Nintendo of America and Viskidz and 4 kids entertainment. Yu-Gi-Oh is trademark of Konami and 4 Kids entertainment. Project .Hack//SIGN belongs to Bandai.

Moble suit gundam as well as all of its sequels belong to Sunrise. (also with other countless anime) and dont sue me for any of my quotes either plz......

Warning: if you like pokemon...... dont read unless you want your heart practically ripped out. If you like Yu-Gi-Oh, youll get beat up a little too but just dont whine in my flames because im telling you so right now. if you like digimon however youll be pleased.

Welcome to Anime Deathmatch!

Mimiru: hi im Mimiru.

Vash: and im Vash the stampede.

Mimiru: we got a great lineup for you tonight!

Vash: that we do mrs. Mimiru. Lets take a look at our fights tonight.

First Match:

Team battle:

Pokemon v.s. Digimon Zero 2!

Ash Ketuum and Brock v.s. Motoiya Diasuke and IchiiJouji Ken!

Vash: This is gonna be a hell of a fight!

Mimiru: thats right! first hailing from Pallet town and Pewter City in the nation of Kanto come Ash and Brock!

*they go into the ring and ash waves his hands*

Ash: what no applause for the soon to be pkmn masta?

*cricket noises as 3 young 10 year old pokemon fans clap hard*

Ash: hmph.

Brock: look...... that mimiru is preety hot up there.

Ash: Do shut up.

Vash: and here come the opponents!

*Daisuke run in with everyone except the girls giving hiom a standing ovation.*

*then Ken comes in all the girls screaming at the top of their lungs all trying to get a hold of him and trying to get autograps of him in his soccer uniform.*

Daisuke: i hate not being Ichijouji.......

Ken: Im here.....

*they both get in the ring looking at their oponents funny.*

Ash: darn..... i wash they paired me up with Taichi!

Daisuke: kid, you aint worth his time okay..... Yugi is fuckin abouve you.

Ash: you mean that card lovin dork?

Daisuke: at least he doesnt catch his "friends" and keep em in little craped up balls..

Ken: this is gonna be too fuckin easy....

Ash: where the frick is "Veemon" or whatever and his "wormmon"

Daisuke: Dude. dont call it by the fuckin dub names. it pisses me off. Its V-Mon.

Ken: and mines still Wormmon but its pronounced Ba-Mu-Mon.

Mimiru: okay we are gonna get the fight started.

*a table of different weapons appear.*

*Daisuke picks up a bag full of Ku-nai knives and other suriken*

*Ken gets a good whip.*

*Ash and brock both get wooden baseball bats*

Ken: what bakas. we got fucking ranged weps. they will never touch us.

Daisuke: yea what dicks.....

Ash: Shut up!

Brock: yea!

Daisuke: you guys really wanna die like this?

Ken: fuck it i have a cold heart as it is.... kay.

Vash: here comes our ref Silver Knight to start the fight.

Silver Knight: okay start with your "pets" and then will start the actuallll fight.

Ash: can we rest in between?

Silver Knight: srry. cant allow it.

Daisuke: can we fight dirty? *waves 1000 yen and info on Tsukasa in his face*

Silver Knight: ill allow it!!! *takes them*

Silver Knight: lets get it on!

Ash: Squirtle, pikachu and Bulbasaur i choose you!

Daisuke: wow, how fucking gay.

Brock: go Onix!

Ken: the bigger its ass it the redder ittl be once it gets its ass kicked.

Daisuke: well i guess its time.

Ken: yea.

*they both pick up there duffle bags from soccer to unzip them and reveail their partners.*

Ash: you keep em with your clothes?

Brock: ...... *is still swwoning over mimiru......*

Daisuke: theve gottne used to it.

Ken: now! lets do this.....

Wormmon: Sticky Net! *traps pikachu*

V-Mon: V- Headbutt! *hits bulbasuar and knocks him out*

Ash: squirtlle..... skull bash attack!

*squirtle tried to skull bash V-mon but he just stood aside then attacked*

V-mon: V-punch! *knocks squirtle out*

*then brock and ash release the bast pokemon they had*

*so it was Onix, Charizard, Pikachu, Haunter, Geodude, Pineco, and Tauros against the partners.*

Daisuke: finally we get to school them in evolution.

Ken: yea.

V-mon Shinka....... Ex V-mon!

Wormmon Shinka..........Stingmon!

(A/n: Shinka=evolve in japaneese)

Stingmon: spiking strike! *stingmon goes and tears the fuck out of Geodude*

*then they both evolve together twice to imperialdramon and goes into fighter mode and just nuke all the otherpokemon killing them all leaving jibs.*

Ash: Pikachu? Pikachu? *Daisuke shatter Pikachus skull weith his foot*

Daisuke: shut up already.

Ash: noooooooooooooooo............

Daisuke: yessssssssssssss......... fucking tart.

Ash: well make you too fucking pay.

Brock: yeah!

*they get their bats but Dai and Ken just yanked them away and started to pummel them.*

*Ken Pimpslaps brock*

Ken: you aint ever gonna have any of them women. you know why?

Brock: why?

Ken: They fucking hate your guts.

*meanwhle Daisuke was just wailing ash around putting him on the ropes giving him a severe beating*

Daisuke: okay...... *lays Ash next to brock in middle of the ring.*

Ken: i guess we kill em now......

Daisuke: yea.

Ash: I dont...... wanna die......

Brock: nurse joy, Officer Jenny. remember me..... cry for me.....

Ken: they fuckign too old for you dude! Im doing you a favor you gay baka!

*Daisuke jumps and puts over 100 shuriken in ash.*

*as was impaled and dead through his mouth and eye sockets*

Daisuke: the mutha fucker is fuckin dead...... the kids are finally fucking free......

Daisuke: and once Yugi is gone, we will take our place and make those kids into Dijimon adventure Otaku/ well even make em honorary Chosens!

Ken: but i need to finish the job.

*Ken stand brock up and lashes his whip around him constricting him...*

Ken: dont fight it man..... embrace the coldness of death....... those ladies dont love you...... just die and make em cry..... thatll teach em man....

Brock: ugggg...... *brock dies as he lets his laranx get crushed*

Ken: well, i gotta go ho'-ing man. and cant belive all those honies want me.....

Daisuke: comin to the par-ty after the show?

Ken: of course...

*the victorous Chosens leave with their digimon*

Vash: what a fight...... after these commercials, we will have the next fight.....

*Commerical 1*

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*Commercial 2*

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*end of chapter.*