Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Champion VS Elven Archer ❯ In the End ( Chapter 3 )
The duel is about to close. The loser is very bitter and takes his anger out of me...Leading him into the ultimate punishment. *evil laugh*
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 04.10.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 280 | Status: Completed
Seiyaryu: Yeah, I'm back. We're back to our special Legolas VS Seto Kaiba Duel. Legolas is up in the lead with 2750 LP, while Seto is only 2050 LP. Legolas' field is currently empty while Seto has his Big Shield Guarder on the defense. It's Seto's turn.
Seto:*draws a card* Elf-boy's planning something if he didn't play a monster on his field. If he thinks he can get the best of me, he's dead wrong. On this turn, I'll play this card face-down and bring out Vorse Raider in attack mode!
Vorse Raider:Beast-warrior, Dark, Level 4, 1900atk/???def
Seto: Now Vorse Raider! Attack Elf-boy's LP directly!!
Legolas: I play my face-down card, Negate Attack! This means your attack is negated and I receive no damage.
Seto: I know that!!!! I'm not a DM champion for nothing!
Yami: EX-DM champion, Kaiba. *smirks*
Seto: *deathglares Yami* I end my turn.
Legolas: Very well. *draws a card* I play a card face down and also use Pot of Greed to draw 2 more cards.*Draws 2 cards* Again, I play one card face down and this one in defense mode.
Seiyaryu: Hm...What could he be planning? Oh BTW, I'd like to thank lady galadriel7, for being the first mediaminer reviewer! ^_^
Seto:*draws a card* I'll attack your defense card. Go Vorse Raider!
Legolas: Since you attack, I'll flip my monster: Man-eater Bug!
Man-eater Bug: Insect, Earth, 2 stars, 450atk/600def
Legolas: At this time I activate its special effect. I'll use it to destroy your Big Shield Gardna!
Seto: I end my turn. Damn. First Yuugi, then Pegasus and now this!!! I won't forgive you, Legolas Greenleaf!
Legolas: My turn. *draws a card* I'll play Call of the Haunted to revive my Seiyaryu and equip it with Black Pendant to raises its attack and defense strength to 3000atk/2800def. ^_^
Seiyaryu: *sigh*Here we go again...
Legolas: Shut up, Sei-chan. I then attack your Vorse Raider with her!
Seto's Lp: 950
Seiyaryu: Can I leave now?
Legolas: No you can't.*uses lighting reflexes to draw an arrow onto his bow* You'd die before you took one step!
Seiyaryu: Uh, didn't you say something like that to Eomer in Two Towers?
Legolas: Ah, forget about that! Just stay there.
Yamiryu: What's the matter Lego? You can't handle my hikari?
Legolas: Fuck off Yamiryu.
Bakura: Say, Yamiryu...*whispers something to Yamiryu*
Yamiryu: ^_^ Why Bakura, I'd thought you'd never asked.
Seiyaryu: Yamiryu and Bakura sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-*Yamiryu knocks me out*
Malik: Uh, Sei-chan? O.o'
Seiyaryu: @_@ Aibou, I'm so getting you after this...
Yamiryu: You know I can read your mind.
Seiyaryu:......
Seto: Alright...*draws a card*There's nothing to do now, but to stregthen my defenses. And about time Sei-chan was knocked out! She's such a pain in the ass sometimes. I play one monster face down and end my turn.
Legolas: Hm...*draws a card*...He's trying to strengthen his defenses. But that won't last too long. In fact, it ends now. I play the magic card "Reborn the Monster" to bring back your Blue Eyes White Dragon onto my field in defense mode.
Seiyaryu: *now wakes up* Hm? *sees the BEWD next to her* O_O'''''
Legolas: Next I play Curse of Fiend which switches all the monsters to the opposite mode they're in.
Seto: Shit, I know what's next....It's the end
Legolas: *does a cool pose as BEWD looms over the area* Blue Eyes!! *huge gust of wind blows up*
Seiyaryu: T_T Kowai kowai kowai...(scary)
Legolas: Attack Kaiba's Big Shield Guarder with White Lighting!!!!!
*strange music plays in the background*
Seiyaryu: Oh RA......This isn't good!!!!!!!! Hey wait! I didn't call for a DJ!
*BEWD roars and fires at Big Shield Guarder*
Seto's LP: 0000
Fangirl: Huh??? How did Seto lose??!?!?! *the crowd stirs up*
Yamiryu:Keh, amaturs The magic card "Curse of Fiend" switches the monster into their opposing mode-
Fangirl: But couldn't a monster switch back to original mode?
Yami Bakura: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET RYU-CHAN TALK?!?!??!
Everyone: O_O
Y. Bakura: Keh. Go on, Ryu-chan.
Yamiryu: ^_^ Absolulty not!!! A monster can be switched between modes once per turn unless it's by a special effect. Legolas had BEWD which was in defense mode before he played Curse of Fiend, which made the dragon switch to attack mode. That effect also forced Kaiba's monsters into attack mode too. So then Legolas could attack and deplete Kaiba's LP.
Crowd: *blinks* Uh, Okay....
Seiyaryu:They seriously need to learn how to duel...-_-''' Ahem. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you the victor of the duel: LEGOLAS GREENLEAF!!!!
*A mix of tears and cries of joys come from the crowd*
Seiyaryu: Congardulations on your victory. As the winner of the duel you'll get a year supply of lembas and the newest shippment of cards!!! ^___^
Legolas: Thank you all!!!!
Kaiba:*hiding in a dark corner*
Seiyaryu: Kaiba, don't worry. You won't leave empty-handed.
Seto: Keh, I'm not.
Seiyaryu: ?! *Seto stands up*
Seto: This duel did nothing but humilate me! Leave me. *starts walking off*
Seiyaryu: Now just wait sec, Seto!!
Seto: Will you just shut up and leave me alone?! *smack Seiyaryu across the face*
*everyone is in shock*
Seiyaryu: Tch. I was gonna be merciful to the loser of the duel by not placing a punishment...But it looks like you want it...*dark energy again fills the stadium*
Seto: O_o Shit....I did it this time....
Seiyaryu: Witchking, do have the punishment set?
Witchking: Indeed I do. Fro and I demand a sacrifice...*some freaky knights pop up* For we are with the KNIGHTS WHO SAY...NI!
*Legolas and the others face-fault*
Yamiryu:Have they been watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail again?!
Seto: Look, surely I give you some breifcases full of cards for you or money....
Witchking: Ni!
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!...
Everyone else: Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh! X___x''''
Witchking: We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us, Kaiba....
Seto: Well, what is it you want?
Seiyaryu: We want... the Holy Grail!
[dramatic chord]
Seto: The what?
Seiyaryu: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Malik: Ow! Oh! Xx'Sei-chan, stop it...
Seiyaryu:Sorry Malik, can't stop until he promises to find the Holy Grail....
Malik:But why the Nile would you want a shubbery?!??!
Seiyaryu: I'll talk to you later about this...So stop reading my thoughts, Ra-damnit!!
Kaiba: Please! Please! No more! We will find you the Holy Grail. Let's go guys.
Witchking: You must return here with the Grail, or else, you will never become a world champ duelist...ever again.
Seto: *eyebrow twitches and he sighs* Alright, I will return with the grail.
Witchking: You do know where it is right?
Seto: Of course.
Seiyaryu: Are you sure??????
Seto: -_____-;;;;Yes.
Legolas: Now... go!
Don't worry, I'll still keep this up. Will Kaiba be able to grab the Holy Grail for the Knights who say Ni??!?! You'll see. Ni! Ni! ni!