Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Detention With A Killer ❯ Getting Detention ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Tinberg-san 
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Boy Meets World, at least not yet! THE WORLD WILL BE MINE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Suspense / Romance / Horror / Drama / Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.08.2004 | Updated On: 08.08.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 940 | Visits: 366 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Boy Meets World, at least not yet! THE WORLD WILL BE MINE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Suspense / Romance / Horror / Drama / Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.08.2004 | Updated On: 08.08.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 940 | Visits: 366 | Status: Completed
A/n~ Here it is! The Yu-Gi-Oh! version of the Boy Meet's World's version of Scream, which is a parody to the wonderful, classic horror film HALLOWEEN, which is an omage of PSYCHO! Don't you just love that episode of Boy Meet's World? I do, at least... Though, I did edit it so that I, or my own character anyways, survives. Tea Bashers, sorry. I couldn't think of anyone else that could possibly work for this to work....
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|| Chapter 1 ||
"Hey what ya doin' in my seat?" Joey asked, walking into Mrs. Bove's (a/n~ don't know the real teacher's name, so I used my old ones..) class late, as usual.
His best friend Yugi puts on a face and says, while jabbing his thumb at Tea, "We-well, the wife and I aren't together anymore so I figured I'd be safer if I had a buffer".
Joey sighed. "This breakup is now havin' severe ramifications on me", he said as he took his new seat.
"Ooh, ramifications, nice word, jughead!", said Bove, looking up from her desk. (A/n- My teacher did that to me once. Though, I burst out laughing when that happened..))
"Ya see", Joey said indignantly, "Now Bove knows I'm in da class!"
"It's just logistics, Joey. If I sit in that seat I can smell her hair, hear her breathe and watch her sweater go up as she raises her hand" Yugi answered, with a faraway look on his face
"Okay, then I'll sit here", Joey said with a perverted look on his face. "But remember", he continued, "I'm just between you, 'kay, not in the middle of you".
"Hey Tea, can I borrow your big pencil?" Duke asked, indicating her big pencil as he spoke.
But, before Tea could answer, Joey, as if he had been waiting for this moment, swung around her, and came face-to-face with Duke.
"They ain't divorced, Dukue, its just a trial seperation, and don't go thinkin' I don't know what "borrow a pencil" means, 'kay? Nobody, nobody, borrows more pencils than Joey Wheeler!"
Next thing Joey knew, Yugi was breathing down his neck and saying, "Hey, thanks for not getting in the middle of us".
"He was just asking for a pencil!" Sarah insisted, slamming her hand down on her desk as she spoke (A/N. See! I am in it! I must survive!!!).
"I know what he was askin' fo', and if he asks fo' it again, I'll stab that big pencil through 'is heart, you hear me Duke?"
"Why is Joey so obsessed with you two?" said Sarah, who had sort of been going with Joey for awhile.
"I don't know, but he's almost taking it harder than me and Yugi!" Tea replied
"We'll return to the daily gossip column after this word from Mrs. Bove, and here is that word. Shut up!"
"Bove, I'm sho' you recall da pain of being stabbed in da back by a significant other".
Tea snapped. "I didn't stab him, he stabbed me" she insisted as she stood up.
"Oh, I'd stab myself before I'd stab you. Duke, give me that pencil", Yugi said, also standing.
"Now, listen, this class will no longer be more interested in the romantic goings-on's of it's students, than it is with whatever I'm teaching. Motuo, you sit on this side of the room. Miss Gardner, you sit on that side. Right now, lets go!".
"Bove, you can't do this, you're contributin' to the furtherance of their apartness!" Joey said angrily.
"I'm trying to teach a class here. Now Mr. Wheeler, Bristol-"
"No, don't try an' change da subject-"
"Quiet! One more crazy interruption, and all you nuts are going into detention!"
Suddenly, the creepy janitor bursts in the classroom as though he had been waiting all day to interrupt it, just to take out the trash (A/N. There is no creepy janitor in Yu-Gi-Oh! so I'm naming the Janitor myself. I'll name him........Bob! Bob D. Builder). He points at Duke, and turns on his heel and leaves, pushing the trash bin.
"Oh, thats it" said Mrs. Bove, throwing her arms up in aunguish.
"You know, I didn't know seventeen year olds (A/N- Yep! They're seventeen in this...) still got detention" Yugi whispered to Joey.
"They do when they act like two-year olds" said Mrs. Bove as she passed.
"They do when they act like two-year olds" Yugi mimicked, as Joey cracked up.
"Mr. Motuo, when one mocks someone, one should wait until they're not looking right at them!" she retorted.
"I'm not in my regular seat" Yugi answered.
"This is detention people, that means no talking, moving or fraternizing for the next hour and a half" Bove told the class as she walked to the door.
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A/N: There's the first chapter! Tell me what you think...
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|| Chapter 1 ||
"Hey what ya doin' in my seat?" Joey asked, walking into Mrs. Bove's (a/n~ don't know the real teacher's name, so I used my old ones..) class late, as usual.
His best friend Yugi puts on a face and says, while jabbing his thumb at Tea, "We-well, the wife and I aren't together anymore so I figured I'd be safer if I had a buffer".
Joey sighed. "This breakup is now havin' severe ramifications on me", he said as he took his new seat.
"Ooh, ramifications, nice word, jughead!", said Bove, looking up from her desk. (A/n- My teacher did that to me once. Though, I burst out laughing when that happened..))
"Ya see", Joey said indignantly, "Now Bove knows I'm in da class!"
"It's just logistics, Joey. If I sit in that seat I can smell her hair, hear her breathe and watch her sweater go up as she raises her hand" Yugi answered, with a faraway look on his face
"Okay, then I'll sit here", Joey said with a perverted look on his face. "But remember", he continued, "I'm just between you, 'kay, not in the middle of you".
"Hey Tea, can I borrow your big pencil?" Duke asked, indicating her big pencil as he spoke.
But, before Tea could answer, Joey, as if he had been waiting for this moment, swung around her, and came face-to-face with Duke.
"They ain't divorced, Dukue, its just a trial seperation, and don't go thinkin' I don't know what "borrow a pencil" means, 'kay? Nobody, nobody, borrows more pencils than Joey Wheeler!"
Next thing Joey knew, Yugi was breathing down his neck and saying, "Hey, thanks for not getting in the middle of us".
"He was just asking for a pencil!" Sarah insisted, slamming her hand down on her desk as she spoke (A/N. See! I am in it! I must survive!!!).
"I know what he was askin' fo', and if he asks fo' it again, I'll stab that big pencil through 'is heart, you hear me Duke?"
"Why is Joey so obsessed with you two?" said Sarah, who had sort of been going with Joey for awhile.
"I don't know, but he's almost taking it harder than me and Yugi!" Tea replied
"We'll return to the daily gossip column after this word from Mrs. Bove, and here is that word. Shut up!"
"Bove, I'm sho' you recall da pain of being stabbed in da back by a significant other".
Tea snapped. "I didn't stab him, he stabbed me" she insisted as she stood up.
"Oh, I'd stab myself before I'd stab you. Duke, give me that pencil", Yugi said, also standing.
"Now, listen, this class will no longer be more interested in the romantic goings-on's of it's students, than it is with whatever I'm teaching. Motuo, you sit on this side of the room. Miss Gardner, you sit on that side. Right now, lets go!".
"Bove, you can't do this, you're contributin' to the furtherance of their apartness!" Joey said angrily.
"I'm trying to teach a class here. Now Mr. Wheeler, Bristol-"
"No, don't try an' change da subject-"
"Quiet! One more crazy interruption, and all you nuts are going into detention!"
Suddenly, the creepy janitor bursts in the classroom as though he had been waiting all day to interrupt it, just to take out the trash (A/N. There is no creepy janitor in Yu-Gi-Oh! so I'm naming the Janitor myself. I'll name him........Bob! Bob D. Builder). He points at Duke, and turns on his heel and leaves, pushing the trash bin.
"Oh, thats it" said Mrs. Bove, throwing her arms up in aunguish.
"You know, I didn't know seventeen year olds (A/N- Yep! They're seventeen in this...) still got detention" Yugi whispered to Joey.
"They do when they act like two-year olds" said Mrs. Bove as she passed.
"They do when they act like two-year olds" Yugi mimicked, as Joey cracked up.
"Mr. Motuo, when one mocks someone, one should wait until they're not looking right at them!" she retorted.
"I'm not in my regular seat" Yugi answered.
"This is detention people, that means no talking, moving or fraternizing for the next hour and a half" Bove told the class as she walked to the door.
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A/N: There's the first chapter! Tell me what you think...