Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Detention With A Killer ❯ Malik Really Is An Idiot..... ( Chapter 4 )

A/n~ This isn't going to be as long as the last chapter was, but that's because I plan on writing one in the middle of the night when there is nothing to do except write because

A) Nobody Is On

B) Nobody has Updates Their Stories At 3 in the morning, sadly enough for me...

C) I can't sleep because I keep having strange EVIL nightmares about the new school I'm going to...

Anyways, On With The FANFICTION!!!!!!!!!!

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|| Chapter 4 ||

"Bove's dead. Bove's dead. Mrs. Bove is dead!" Tea said, pacing around the room.

"Bove can't die. How can Bove die?" Yugi asked.

"She was da first suspec'. It's my fault." Joey said. "Da secon' I suspected her, I signed her death warrant."

"Well, is any one of us safe?" Sarah asked. ((A/n~ Of Course!! All Horror movies usually have ONE surviver!))

"Yeah. Virgins. Virgins neva' die." Joey announced. Yugi looked at Tea.

"Hey all right! Thanks for saving me!" Yugi told her. She looked at him, exasperated.

"I'm dead," Malik announced. ((A/n~ Doesn't surprise me! He is almost as good looking as Bakura!))

"I'm dead," Bakura said, shrugging. ((A/n~ NO!! KURA-KUN CAN'T EVER DIE!! HE'S IMMORTAL!!! PLUS, HE'S HOT!!))

"I'll get as sick as ya can get wit'out actually dyin'," Joey said as Malik and Bakura patted him on the back.

"What about Bove? She's dead!" Sarah said. ((A/n~ Yay! I am so smart ^_^))

"Hey! Hey! Go Bove, Go Bove, I said go, go, go Bove! Yeah!" Malik and Joey sang.((A/n~ Though it's a catchy song, they ruined my one logical moment!!)) Yugi cut in.

"Hey! As happy as I am for Bove I am scared to death here. What do we do?" Yugi asked Joey.

"Let's calmly recap-" Joey started. Malik finished for him.

"Duke's dead ((A/n~ YAY!!)), Bove's dead, we're trapped inside with the killer!"

"So basically we should figure out who the killer is." Bakura said.

"Right. We should split up." Sarah said. ((A/n~ Okay, I'm not that smart.....))

"Right away, wrong," Joey answered.

"Ok, we'll just stay here and we'll all be fine," Sarah contradicted.

As a silence falls over the group, Bob's squeaky bin is heard. Yugi turns to Joey.

"D-Don't say it!" Joey told Yugi. Too late.

"Janitor Bob is the killer!" Yugi said triumphantly.

"And dat's da end of Bob." Joey said. ((A/n~ NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT BOB!!))

"Oh, stop being crazy," Yugi told him. ((A/n~ But Joey LIVES to be crazy!))

"Yeah Joey. You were wrong about Bove and you're wrong about this." Tea said.

"You were wrong t' break up wit' Yugi!" Joey told her angrily.

"What does that have to do with anything?" Tea asked him.

"Did anythin' like dis happen while ya two were t'gether?" Joey asked.

"No, but-" Tea started, but Joey cut in.

"You killed us. You killed us all." Joey told her. Malik decided it was time to take charge, which is never a good thing.

"Hey, now you're overreacting. There's only two people who are horribly dead. That's an acceptable loss." He said, as though it ended the fight.

Bob's squeaky bin has now gotten as loud as it can get.

"He's coming closer! He's coming! He's coming for all of us!" Sarah said, standing on a desk and losing her head completely. ((Bakura: What else is new? Sarah: HEY!!! ::slaps:: Bakura: Oww!)) Everyone runs out into the hall. The squeaky bin is right in front of the door, but Bob is nowhere to be seen.

"AHHH," Sarah let out a really good scream. ((A/n~ I'm really good at doing that!))

"You know, you are really good at that," Bakura told her. ((Bakura: She really is....))

"Thank you," she whispered, sounding terrified.

"So where's Bob?" Yugi asked.

"He's probably on his way." Malik said.

"I don' think so. Sarah, ya sick of screamin'?" Joey asked.

"Yes." She answered.

"Den don' look in here." He told her.

Everyone except Sarah looks in the bin. They all scream.

"Oh my God, there's like, 15 potatoes in there!" said Yugi, looking horrified. ((A/n~ Now THAT is scary!))

"And dis!" Joey said, pulling Bob's head out of the bin by the scruff of his Janitor's Uniform. They all looked up expectantly at Sarah.

"Oh, me. OK. AHH!" She screamed again. Joey pushed the bin gently down the hall.

"Hey wait a second! The killer's dead! We're off the hook! Up top!" Malik said, holding up his hand for Bakura to slap. Bakura declines.

"Hey, I don't get it man, it had to be Bob." He said thoughtfully. ((A/n~ I love the name Bob almost as much as I love the name Bakura))

"Yeah, I mean, there's no one else in here, is there?" Yugi said. They looked behind them, then turned around, relieved. The creepy guy in black ran by. ((A/n~ WHOOT!! GO CREEPY GUY IN BLACK!!! ::dances like a moron until the reader hits her over the head with a frying pan:: Owwie!))

"Ok, so how do you explain this?" Tea asked Joey.

"Easy. Da death of Bob ((A/n~ ::sniffle::)) signifies da last of da obvious suspects- just like in da cult classic, 'The Last of the Obvious Suspects.'" Joey said, with the faraway look on his face.

"So that would mean-" Sarah said.

"Dun-dun-dun" Malik interrupted, poking his head in between Yugi and Joey's.

"That the killer is one of us." Yugi finished.

"Like in, 'The Killer is One of Us,'" Joey said.

"Dun-dun-dun" Malik poked his head in again and announced. ((A/n~ I wish I could do something like that...))

"Enough already!" Tea said, finally snapping.

"Why? Do we upset ya?" Joey asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yes!" Tea answered.

"Upset you enough to kill?" Yugi asked, also raising an eybrow. ((A/n~ Ha! Tea kill someone! More like someone killing HER!))

"Du-du-dun!" Malik said. Tea gave him a look. "I'm done," he decided.

"I think we need to face it, people." Yugi announced. "One of us is a crazy, psychopathic, murderer" He continued, putting a French accent on the last word. "The question is, which one of us is it?"

This spurred a silent debate. Sarah looked at Yugi. Yugi looked back. ((A/n~ Feh! I'd only kill Tea, the stupid friendship freak...)) Tea looked at Joey. Joey looked back. Bakura looked at Malik. Malik sucked his thumbs. ((A/n~ ::snickers::))

"Look, none of us is the killer. There's got to be another person in here and there's got to be another way out. Somebody has to find a way out!" Tea decided.

"All right, I'll do it. I'm the oldest." Malik announced.

"Actually, I'm the oldest." Bakura contradicted.

"Yeah, but I've lived the longest," Malik said.

"All right, you can do it." Bakura told him.

"All right, so what just happened here?" Malik asked.

"You get to stay out here by yourself!" Yugi told him.

"Oh good!" Malik said.

"Good luck!" Yugi said.

"Yeah, thanks, man!" Malik said as the rest of them headed back to the classroom.

"Oh," Malik said quietly. He started sucking on his thumbs again. "Dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-AHH!"

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A/N: BUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!! I, THE EVIL AUTHORESS HAS CLEVERLY CREATED A CLIFHANGER!! DUN-DUN-DUN! What did Malik find? Dun-dun-dun. Will it be the end of him? Dun-dun-dun. Like you don't know already. Dun-dun-dun. Just review. Dun-du-- ::gets hit over the head with a frying pan:: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!