Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ The Chat ❯ Chapter 1

The Chat

By: Sesshoumaruboi (a.k.a. boiNamYoshi)

Sesshoumaruboi: Sup peoples!

Tea: Hey Sesshoumaruboi!

Marik/Malik: hey sessho…

Yami/Yugi: Hi everyone!

Bakura/Ryou: Hello!

Isis: What's wrong little brother? (In a mocking voice)

Marik/Malik: Nothing my dearest sister whom I worship the most out of all gods and goddesses.

Everyone else: Ok, something is going on and it is gross!

Marik/Malik and Isis: Hey! We heard that and nothing is going on!

Sesshoumaruboi: Yeah sure! We believe you, nothing is going on. (In a sarcastic voice)

Bakura/Ryou: So, what are we gonna do now?

Yami/Yugi: Yeah, what are we gonna do?

Tea: I wanna go dancing!

Everyone else: No!

(Catsy enters room)

Catsy: Hey Ses- shou- ma- ru- boi! (Panting)

Sesshoumaruboi: Hey! What's wrong? You look scared.

Catsy: Of course I'm scared! Barney is chasing me!

Tea: Barney? Big purple dinosaur with green polka dots?

Catsy: Yeah why?

Tea: He's -

Isis: He's here!

Catsy: No!

Barney: Hello everybody! I will catch you Catsy!

Catsy: No! Get away from me you hobo!

Barney: I am not a hobo!

Everyone else but Tea: Ok that is strange.

(While Barney is chasing Catsy)

Catsy: Go away you homosexual!

Barney: I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL! I have a girlfriend.

Catsy: Oh yeah? Who is it?

(They stop running and Tea gets nervous)

Barney: It's Tea!

(Tea faints)

Everyone else: What?!?!

~ Should I end it here? Naw, I ain't that mean. ~

Catsy: No way hobo. (Goes looking for "SOMETHING")

Barney: I am not a hobo and Tea is really my girlfriend.

(Tea wakes up, everyone staring at her)

Yami/Yugi: Is it true Tea? That you and that hobo are in a relationship?

Tea: Yes. And he is NOT A HOBO!

Everyone: Ewwweeeee! She's a hobo like him! (They run away from Barney and Tea)

(Catsy comes back)

Catsy: Where did everyone go?

Barney and Tea: Hello Catsy. Well, they left so WE can take care of you.

Catsy: What?

Barney and Tea: We're gonna get you Catsy!

Catsy: NO! Get away from me Mr. HOBOSEXUAL and YOUR WIFE!

Barney and Tea: We are not HOBOSEXUALS!

Catsy: Whatever, just stay away from me! (Starts running away from them)

(Barney and Tea starts running after her)

Catsy: HELP! I'M BEING CHASED BY HOBOSEXUALS!

Barney and Tea: WE ARE NOT HOBOSEXUALS!

Catsy: Yes you are! Prepare to DIE! (She takes out the something, which is a machine gun and starts shooting at them)

Barney and Tea: NOOOO!!! (Barney and Tea is now on the floor, bloody and dead)