Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Final Fantasy 7 - Yu-Gi-Oh Style ❯ Enter the Dino ( Chapter 14 )
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AN: As of this date, this is now the THIRD MOST READ FIC out of all my stories!!!! DOMO ARIGATO MINNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA!!!! It makes me sooooooooooooo happy that you’re bothering to even read this monster!!!! (Grabs Kleenex) YOU LIKE IT!!! YOU REALLY LIKE IT!!! DOMO ARIGATO GOZAIMASU!!!!!!!!
Final Fantasy 7 - Yu-Gi-Oh style
Chapter 14: Enter the Dino
&nb sp; The group panted as they reached the other side of Mt. Nibel. It had taken them all night and most of the next morning to reach the other side of the mountain range due to the large amount of monsters roaming the many caves littering the mountain, not to mention having to stop to rest for most of the night.
&n bsp; “Wonder what that old rocket’s doing there,” Yugi mused as they stared at a rusted rocket that was leaning more than the tower of Piza. “Why would they leave such a thing like that there?”
It didn’t matter, what they were after was info on Bakura and transportation to get to the northern continent. There were no ships in that part of the world and getting there by buggy was definitely out of the question. So they headed toward the village with the rocket right smack in the middle of it – hence the name, Rocket Town.
After asking around, they learned that there was an airplane in town but it was owned by the unofficial headman known as ‘the captain’. Deciding to check it out, they indeed saw a small two-seater bi-plane behind a house at the northern edge of town. It was a bright yellow color and on the tail the word ‘Megazowler’ painted on it.
  ; “Megazowler, huh?” Yugi said, shaking his head at the strange name. “Darn! It’s got a Kaiba Corp. logo on it!”
&nbs p; “So what, let’s steal it!” Honda said, “Those *bleep*s always keep the good stuff for themselves anyway.”
“Um… Is there something you wanted?” a young girl with long auburn hair tied into a ponytail asked, coming from inside the house.
&n bsp; “Um… we were just looking at the plane,” Yugi replied.
“Oh, well if you’d like to use it you’ll have to ask the captain, he’s at the rocket. I’m Shizuka by the way. What are your names?”
& nbsp; “Yugi,” the spiky haired teen replied.
“I’m Honda, from AVALANCHE”
&nbs p; “Ryou, I’m… well nevermind.”
&nb sp; “Oh so you’re not from Kaiba Corp.,” she said disappointed. “I thought you came to tell us that they were going to reopen the Space Program. President Seto is scheduled to come by today.”
& nbsp; “Seto’s coming here?!” Yugi asked in surprise.
  ; Shizuka nodded. “Well, good luck with the captain,” she said going back to the house, “He’s been awfully restless today.”
At the rocket…
After an exhausting and steep climb up the surrounding scaffolding, Yugi-tachi saw a teenage boy with brown and lavender hair fiddling around with various panels and controls inside. “What d'ya want?” he asked, not bothering to look up from his work.
&nb sp; “We heard the captain was here,” Yugi explained.
&nbs p; “That’s me!” he said turning around to face them, “Name’s Ryuuzaki, but everyone calls me captain. So whatcha come here for?”
&nb sp; “What happened to this rocket?” the spiky haired teen asked, curious about it, even if the rest of his friends weren’t.
“Heh, so you know a rocket when ya seem ‘em. You’re smart shrimp. Remember how Kaiba Corp. developed a lot of fancy schmancy weapons during the war back then?” Yugi nodded, “Well, they came up with a Rocket Engine back then. They were always coming up with ideas for going into outer space. They spent gazillion after gazillion on prototype after prototype. It took twenty-six tries, but they finally made a real honest to goodness rocket that actually worked. I got chosen to be the pilot, I mean come on, everyone knows I’m the best in the whole freakin’ world. Anyway, we set a launch date and everything was hunky dory… But that stupid cow Shizuka had to go and screw everything up! That’s why everyone at Kaiba Corp.’s so tight-@$$ed! So there I was without a job. Damn those *bleep*s! They nixed the space program after the disaster! I had to forget about my dream of being the first person in space! Once they found out how to use mako for energy, that was the end of my life! Just look at this heap of junk! Every day, it leans a bit more. I don’t know if I’ll ever get out of here before this rust bucket falls. President Seto’s my last hope…”
& nbsp; “So Kaiba is coming,” Yugi said, feeling a bit sorry for the almost astronaut.
&nbs p; “Yah betcha. He’s probably gonna say that he’s restarting the Space Program. Why else would he come to a hick place like this.”
&n bsp; “Well that was interesting and all,” Honda said, anxious to get after Bakura, “But all we want is to borrow your plan.”
&n bsp; “No *bleep*in’ way are you taking my Megazowler! That’s my baby! So get lost bub!”
&nb sp; “Nice going Honda,” Mai muttered as they headed back down the scaffolding.
At Ryuuzaki’s…
&n bsp; “Oh you’re back Yugi. So what did the captain say?” Yugi just shook his head. “Oh, thought as much. Gomen(Sorry).”
“*Bleep* Shizuka,” the two toned brunet said entering his home. “You blind or what girl? We’ve got guests so GET SOME TEA! *Bleep*!”
  ; “S-Sorry Captain!” She then rushed into the kitchen and began making tea for them.
&nb sp; “You really don’t have to,” Yugi said nervously.
&nbs p; Ryuuzaki glared at them, obviously stressed out from the impending arrival of a certain CEO. “Sit your @$$ down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!” They rushed to obey. The dinosaur loving pilot let out a yell of frustration. “DAMN, I'm really pissed!” He got up from his seat and stormed off to the back “Yo Shizuka!” he called, “I’ll be working on the Megazowler! You’d better serve them TEA ya got it!?”
&nb sp; “What’s his *bleep*in’ problem?!!” Honda yelled, “That’s no way to treat a lady.” Shizuka blushed, no one had called her a lady before.
& nbsp; “It’s our fault, sorry Shizuka-san,” Yugi apologized.
&nb sp; She shook her head vehemently, “You have nothing to do with it, Yugi. He’s always like this.”
&n bsp; “How can you stand to live with him then?” Ryou asked.
&n bsp; “It’s my fault he’s like that. I made a really stupid mistake and destroyed his dream,” she said mournfully.
&nb sp; “What happened Shizuka-san?” Yugi asked, having heard only a tiny bit of the story form Ryuuzaki.
Flashback
It was the day of the launch, and Shizuka was checking on the rocket’s oxygen tanks at in the engine section. She couldn’t shake the feeling that something was wrong with them so she kept insisting on checking and quadruple checking each and every one.
&nbs p; “Get your @$$ movin’!” Ryuuzaki said, coming up to the auburn haired girl. “You’re so slow Shizuka that there be another ice age and dinosaurs will be running around here again before you get done!”
&n bsp; “G-Gomen, captain!” she stammered.
&nbs p; He sighed. “You don’t have to spend so much time checking the *bleep*in’ oxygen tanks! I really appreciate ya bein’ careful and all, but no matter how many times ya check ‘em, those tanks ain’t gonna break even if a brontosaurus stomped on ‘em!”
&nb sp; “But captain…”
&nbs p; “No buts! Shizuka, c’mon girl, I know you’re smart, and you know you are. So try to be more efficient, ‘k?
  ; “Sorry…”
  ; A couple hours later, and Ryuuzaki was sitting in the cockpit, the crew was buzzing with excitement at the main control center.
& nbsp; “Instrument panel... all clear,” he said checking the rocket’s controls. “Kaiba Corp. No. 26, ‘Giant Rex’ ready for launch!” he said into the intercom.
  ; “Engine pressure rising,” came the voice of one of the operators back at mission control. “Kaiba Corp. No. 26, T-minus 3 minutes. Beginning countdown.”
&nb sp; “About time!” Ryuuzaki said, excited to be living one of his childhood dreams. Suddenly the rocket’s alarm went off. “What the *bleep*’s going on?!” he demanded into the intercom.
  ; “Ryuuzaki-san! We have an emergency! There’s somebody in the engine section.
“Who’s the *bleep*in’ aho(dumb @$$)?!”
& nbsp; “We don’t know. We’re activating the intercom for that section.”
  ; “Alright! Who’s the *bleep*in’ idiot messing with my dream?!” he shouted into the engine intercom.
  ; “Don’t mind me, Captain. Go ahead with the launch,” came Shizuka’s voice.
&n bsp; “SHIZUKA?!!!!! WHAT THE *BLEEP* ARE YOU STILL DOIN” THERE?!!!!!”
&n bsp; “The tests on the oxygen tanks weren’t satisfactory captain,” she explained.
&nbs p; “SHIZUKA YOU STUPID *BLEEP*! You wanna get burnt to a crisp?! Get outta there before you die!!!”
& nbsp; “Don’t worry captain, I’m almost done. Once I get this fixed, the launch’ll be a success.”
  ; “YOU IDIOT GIRL!!!!! YOU’RE GONNA GET YOURSELF KILLED!!!!!”
&n bsp; “Ryuuzaki-san, we’re starting the countdown,” mission control piped in.
  ; “CHOTTO MATTE KIMI!!!!!!(Wait a sec you!!!) SHIZUKA’S STILL DOWN THERE!!!”
  ; “We know, but the next window’s six months away. If we cancel now…”
&n bsp; The two toned brunet let out a string of curses. “SHIZUKA DO YA WANNA MAKE A MURDERER OUTTA ME?!!!”
& nbsp; “Captain!” Shizuka called from the engine section.
“WHAT?!!”
  ; “Tank number 7 checks out ok, once I finish up on number 8 you’re good to go.”
&nbs p; “WELL HURRY THE *BLEEP* UP!!!!!!!! THEY’VE STARTED THE *BLEEP*IN’ COUNTDOWN!!!!!!!!!!
& nbsp; “T-minus 30 seconds to ignition,” called mission control, “Beginning countdown. Ryuuzaki-san, just forget about her, there’s not enough time!”
&n bsp; “WHAT THE *BLEEP* AM I GONNA DO NOW?!!!!!”
&nbs p; “T-minus 15 seconds to ignition. Internal temperature rising.”
“Great. Just great. There goes my dream!”
& nbsp; “We’re igniting the engine.”
“*BLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!”
& nbsp; &nbs p; He had no choice, he had to abort the launch. There was no way he was going to be held responsible for Shizuka’s death. He wasn’t a cold blooded *bleep* like those working for Kaiba. He unbuckled his straps and rushed over to the emergency abort button and slammed his fist down on it as hard as he could.
End Flashback
&nbs p; “He pushed the Emergency Shut Down switch, canceling the launch, to save my life,” Shizuka finished, feeling extremely guilty for what she’d done that day. “The Space Program’s been cancelled ever since. It’s my fault he didn’t get to live his dream, so that’s why I don’t mind how the captain treats me. I owe him my life.”
&n bsp; “Shizuka! I can’t believe you STILL haven’t served ‘em tea!” Ryuuzaki said as the kettle was still letting out a high pitched wail at being ignored for so long.
&nb sp; “G-Gomen!” she apologized, rushing to get the kettle. Yugi got up to help her.
&nbs p; “I thought I told ya to sit down! Or ain’t my tea good enough for ya?!” Yugi sighted and sat back down. He really wanted to tell her that what had happened wasn’t completely here fault. “Where the *bleep* is that lazy Kaiba! He’s late!”
&n bsp; Then they heard a rather annoying laugh as a mint green haired boy with glasses came into the house. “It’s been a while. How’ve you been Ryuuzaki?”
&nbs p; “Long time no see bug breath,” Ryuuzaki said, slapping him on the back. “How long were ya gonna keep me in the Jurassic Age Haga?! When’s the Space Program gonna start up again. I can’t to get back to work!”
&n bsp; Haga gave a nervous chuckle. “Beats me. Why don’t you ask Mr. Big Shot President? He’s out back.”
&n bsp; “Think I will.” With that Ryuuzaki got up again and headed back to the Megazowler.
&nb sp; “Ooooooooooooo Tea!” the bug loving boy said noticing Shizuka coming in with a tray of tea cups and a matching pot. “Can I have some too? With loads of sugar and honey? Oh and don’t forget the royal jelly too!”
&nb sp; Deciding to see what Seto was upto, Yugi-tachi went outside, leaving Haga to his tea as he began to pile spoonful after spoonful of sugar and honey into the steaming liquid.
& nbsp; “HOW DARE YA GET MY HOPES UP FOR NOTHIN’!!!!” Ryuuzaki shouted, standing before a rather smug Seto Kaiba. “What the *bleep* did ya come here for then?”
&n bsp; “We’re going after that nutcase, Bakura,” the taller brunet said, not fazed by the shorter teen’s irate outbursts. “I want to the Megazowler. We were going the wrong way, but now we have some idea where he's headed. For us to get there, we need a plane.”
& nbsp; “*Bleep*!!!” he spat. “First my Black Tyranno, then the Giant Rex, and now, my precious Megazowler. You *bleep*s aren’t gonna be satisfied until everything from me!!!”
&n bsp; “You really are a bakasaurus aren’t you Ryuuzaki,” the CEO said, mocking his obsession with dinosaurs, “Have you forgotten it was because of my company that you’re able to fly at all?”
&nb sp; “NANDA YO(What did you say)?!!
& nbsp; During the resulting shouting match, Shizuka crept up to Yugi. “Um, Yugi can I talk to you for a sec?” Nodding, they went back inside to the rear porch. I think Haga-san’s going to steal the Megazowler for Kaiba-dono, so if you still want to use it, you’d better move quick,” she said pointing to the mint haired teen hiding near the plane.
&n bsp; “Arigato(Thank you) Shizuka-san,” Yugi said and led Honda and Ryou over to the plane.
&n bsp; “Why’s he making me do all the work?” Haga grumbled to himself, “I’m the head of the Space Department!!!” He leapt into the pilot’s seat and turned the ignition key, causing the plane to whir and the propeller to spin.
&nb sp; “I believe we were here first,” Ryou said coolly, startling Haga, making him ‘eep’ in shock.
&n bsp; “Hey, haven’t I seen you guys before?” he asked, scrutinizing the group. “Y-You’re the guys t-that killed P-President Kaiba!!! S-Security!!!!!!!!!” Haga leapt from the seat and ran like a chicken with its head cut off!!! Unfortunately, he didn’t see a truck with Ryuuzaki at the wheel bearing down on him in time and got thrown several feet into the air only to land into one of Shizuka’s beehives. “Ouch!!! Get off me you fools!!! It’s not my fault!!!!!!” he cried as a swarm of very angry killer bees chased him off the property.
  ; Meanwhile, the dinosaur loving teen had hopped into the pilot seat while the others either grabbed onto the wings or jumped into the second seat as the plane began its take off.
&nbs p; Kaiba’s soldiers opened fire at the Megazowler. The tail of the plan was hit by a rifle bullet, damaging it severely. “*Bleep*!!!! They hit my baby!!!! Those *bleep*in’ *bleep*s!!!”
&n bsp; “I think you’d better make an emergency landing,” Yugi called over the screaming engines.
Ryuuzaki let out a string of curses, noticing they had flown quite a distance and were now directly over water. “Better hold on, guys!” he yelled. “This’s gonna be one heck of a splash!”
Within minutes, the plane shot straight down into a river, luckily it was light enough to stay afloat, especially with all the people on it.
  ; “My poor baby!!” the two toned brunet wailed, “They’ve fossilized her!!”
&n bsp; “But we can still use it as a boat right?” Yugi asked.
&n bsp; “Do what ya *bleep*in’ want.”
&n bsp; “So what are you going to do now, Ryuuzaki-san?” Isis asked.
&n bsp; “The hell I know,” he replied bitterly, “My career with Kaiba Corp.’s extinct now. And I’m giving up on that *bleep*in’ rust bucket.”
“What about Shizuka, your wife?” Jou asked.
&n bsp; “Hah! That’s a good one! Shizuka ain’t my wife! I get the willies just thinking ‘bout marryin’ her! So what are ya gonna do now? You ain’t got my Megazwler anymore.”
  ; “We’re after Bakura,” Yugi explained.
&nbs p; “Don’t forget about kickin’ Kaiba’s rich butt,” Honda added.
&n bsp; “Ah, what the *bleep*! Sign me up! I’d like to get back at that pompous *bleep* myself!”
“What do you think guys?” Yugi asked, looking at his friends.
“Doesn’t matter to me,” Ryou said morosely. The others gave their assent as well, though not as apathetically.
“Listen up ya numbskulls! You’d better not make me regret joinin’ ya!”
&nbs p; “Numbskulls?!” Honda repeated, annoyed at the unwarranted insult.
& nbsp; “Ya heard me! You’re all numbskulls! If you weren’t you’d be stayin’ the *bleep* away from Kaiba Corp. Ya got guts tho’, I like guys with guts. So ya wanna catch up with Seto right?” Yugi nodded. “Well you’re in luck. That *bleep*in’ rich prick let on that he was headed to some kinda ‘Temple of the Ancients’.”
&nb sp; “Where is it?” Yugi asked, not liking the feeling he was getting from the name. Why did it seem so familiar?
  ; “Dunno,” answered Ryuuzaki, “Kaiba said something ‘bout headin’ the wrong way so maybe it’s around here somewhere?”
&nb sp; “Let’s just find land first, then we’ll get info,” Yugi said, noticing that they had now drifted out to sea.
~TBC~
Sakura: Whoo-hoo!!! The gang’s all here!!!!! Finally got all the AVALANCHE members together!!!
Ryuu: It’s about time too! I was startin’ to get fossilized waitin’ for ya to put me in!!
Sakura: Oh stuff it dino breath! You oughta be grateful I even thought of you for that part.
Yami: I’m still waiting for more lines, onna!!!!
Sakura: Oh shut up you!!!
Xel: Trouble with the help dear?
Sakura: Nah. Nothing I can’t handle Xel koi, but thanx anyway.
Xel: Anything for my favorite miko.
Sakura: (blushes) Anyhoo, keep reading minna, things have only just begun. I’ve got plans for our little band of heroes. BIG PLANS!!! (eg)
Bakura: Which are?
Sakura: Bakura-sama! You know better than to ask! Sore wa himitsu yo!!! -_^ Anyhoo minna, the more hits I get, the faster I’ll post the next chappies!!!!
Yami: Ra help us if she does.
Sakura: Keep it up pharaoh no baka, and you’ll get NO lines at all!!