Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh! and Fruits Basket's Murder of the Teletubbies! ❯ Murder of the Yellow Teletubbie ( Chapter 4 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Okay, so there's one Teletubbie down, and three more to go. Mwahahaha! I don't know where I come up with these things!! Well, enjoy, and PLEASE review. ^_^

Disclaimer: I don't own the Teletubbies… thank the lucky stars!!!! I don't own Fruits basket or Yu-Gi-Oh! either.

Yellow Teletubbie Murder

*Meanwhile the Yellow Teletubbie assassination troop was searching for the Yellow Teletubbie. I mean since they are the Yellow Teletubbie assassinators, they would be looking for the Yellow Teletubbie… I'll shut up now so you can enjoy the story.*

Mai: Okay, we need to find that God Forsaken thing!

Duke: Whoever made that stupid show must be mentally sick

Melody: You have no idea. He's head of the Sohma family and he doesn't have long to live.

Momiji: But how do you know that?

Melody: Duh, I've seen the episodes. I'm like a Fruits Basket fanatic!

Duke: Well I don't care what his reason is. Why does he have to make the whole world miserable before he dies?!?!?

Momiji: That's what we're here for, right?

Mai: I like your style, kid.

Melody: So let's stop talking, and start seeking to make the world a much x infinity better place.

*they all start searching to find the Yellow Teletubbie. They came across it when it was walking to its room.*

Momiji: *talks in a whisper* How can we kill it when it's walking around? It can see us.

Duke: Well that just means that we will be the last thing that thing will see. It works anyway we try.

Mai: Well what will happen if we attempt to kill it and it survives?

Melody: The only way is to kill it without it seeing us. Well there is another way, but Moon Rose, Joey, and Bakura did that in the last chapter.*

Momiji: Well, what can we do?

Mai: Well… hey kid. Remember those mines you said you had?

Momiji: Oh yeah.

Mai: All we have to do is climb into the ventilation system and get a few steps ahead and then we put the mine down where it will step.

Melody: That fat ass gay thing will be stepping to its own demise!!! >=D

Duke: Let's not get ahead of ourselves; we still have to find the ventilation system.

Momiji: And we have to plan this perfectly, or the plan might work on blowing someone else up.

Melody: Someone like Akito?

Mai: If we end up doing that, we would have the glory of making the world an even better place. And we would kill two evil things instead of one.

Duke: HELLO!! We're getting ahead of ourselves again… Let's find the freakin ventilation system already!!

Momiji: You don't have to yell!! We were just having a bit of fun!!!

Mai: Okay, we're going. But if something happens to you, don't expect us to save you, dice boy.

Duke: T.T The authoress wouldn't let that happen to me.

Melody: Mei Lynn says think again.

Momiji: How do you know what the authoress is thinking?

Melody: We have a strange mind reading power.

Duke: Then why didn't she say it to my face?!

Mai: Duh, she isn't in this chapter.

Melody: She says that you're on the edge of something bad. If I were you, I'd shut up now. That's commin' from me. You don't want the same thing that happened to Miroku, happen to you.

Duke: Well bring it on, authoress!

*Duke then appears to be wearing the same dress that Ayame from Fruits Basket let Tohru wear.*

Momiji: Ooh pretty. If you were a girl, then I know lots of guys who'd be all over you.

Mai: I think it serves you right. You didn't heed Mellie-chan's warning, and you paid the price. Go authoress!

*Duke then is in his normal clothes.*

Melody: She says; let that be a warning to you.

*They find the ventilation system and climb in. The order was as follows: Mai, Melody, Momiji, and Duke. They start crawling and they spot the Teletubbie.*

Momiji: Look there it is. Let's get ahead.

*They crawl a lot faster. Mai lifts a vent cover so they can end up on the same floor as the Yellow Teletubbie. They all jump down*

Duke: Wait a minute, who's to say that we won't explode with it?

Melody: Do you think the authoress would do that to us?

Mai: Us, no, but I'm not so sure about him. *points to Duke*

Momiji: *Sets the Mine on the floor.* I have complete faith in the authoress. Besides, I'm too cute to get blown up.

*They see the Yellow Teletubbie skipping their way.*

Duke: How gay can things get these days?

*They hide behind a nearby corner. The Teletubbie comes up and looks at the mine strangely.*

Mai: Common, touch it already.

Melody: It's getting closer…

Momiji: Almost there. Common, our mission is almost complete.

Yellow Teletubbie: Ooh what's- *BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Melody/Momiji: Yay!!!!

Mai: That's what I'm talking `bout!!!

Duke: Our mission was a success!

Momiji: Now let's get outside.

*they went outside and met up with Joey, Bakura and Moon Rose.*

Moon Rose: So how did it go?

Mai: It took a bit of planning, but we got it!

Joey: So did we.

Momiji: So this operation has so far been half successful.

Melody: Anyways, viewers please review, and we'll see you in the next chapter with the Murder of the Purple Teletubbie.

Momiji: See ya at the end of the story!

Bakura: Why at the end?

Duke: Because we will have only a slim part if at all in the next chapter.

Mai: That's only because the next chapter is all about the murder of the Purple Teletubbie.

Moon Rose: Okay, the story ends….. now.

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