Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Plotless Story ❯ Chapter 4 ( Chapter 4 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
A/N: Haven't written this for a long time cause the last chapter I posted I did like a month or two ago. So if the plot is different then you know why. Wait, it's not supposed to have a plot...oh well whatever. R&R and try and check out my other fictions.
Disclaimer: Anything I own don't, or something like that.
Yugi: Hey Seto guess where we're going in this chapter.
Seto: What the hell are you talking about?
Goku: Well remember in the last chapter we were someplace that killed Tea and so she died and then she came to life and we had to kill her again and Mirai Trunks was getting the crap beat out of him and then your brother left and then Bulma said we better leave and then....
Seto: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Goku: What's his problem?
Krillin: I think it had something with you going on and on about what happened in the last chapter and then it started confusing him so he started screaming like he so often does in the authors fics and...
Seto: Will someone just answer my question?!
Misty: Sure, what was your question?
Seto: I was trying to ask, when I was so rudely interrupted Goku, what the...
Chibi Gohan: Wait, my daddy didn't interrupt you, he was trying to explain what happened in the last chapter.
Seto: *glaring at Chibi Gohan* Anyway, if I may ask my question, what the hell was Yug...
Gohan: Hey, stop glaring at me!
Seto: Arrgh, what the hell? I'm glaring at that damn little kid.
Gohan: Yeah but that's me when I was younger.
Seto: Good for you, then you used to be a freak, you know, since there's a tail growing out of his ass.
Piccolo: Uh oh, you shouldn't make fun of Chibi Gohan, he's really powerful when he's mad.
Chibi Gohan: *staring at Seto angrily* You're mean, and you screamed at my dad, now I'm going to kill you.
Seto: Hahaha, a little 2 year old is going to beat me up.
Chibi Gohan: I'm not 2, I'm 5. Stop making fun of me.
Goten: Hey, um big brother, or little brother, or whatever, weren't you 6 in the first chapter?
Trunk: Quiet, I want to see what how tough this kid is if he turns into that nerd when he grows up. *points to Gohan*
Gohan: Hey, I didn't say anything bad about you. I'm telling mom.
Trunks: See, what a nerd.
Chibi Gohan: If you guys are done, I'm going to kill Seto now.
Seto: Whatever, you freak, I'm just going to go on asking my quesion: What the hell are yo...
Seto is cut off as Chibi Gohan had just punched him right in his face, making him fly across the room, uh, well, across the place they were, which was actually nowhere at the moment, just dark, empty space, if that makes any sense. Anyway, Chibi Gohan's punch leaves a big bruise on his face and he's unconscious.
Joey: Holy crap, he's strong!
Piccolo: See, I don't you he's powerful when he's made. And he's a lot stronger then you, and not a nerd. *is looking at Gohan*
Gohan: What the hell does eveyone have against me?! And besides, I'm the same as Chibi Gohan, he'll eventually turn into me.
Krillin: No he won't cause we're going to make sure he'll stop listening to his mother.
Chichi: Hey! What do you mean?! You will do nothing of that sort! *hits him across the head with her famous frying pan*
Seto: Damn it, that kid it strong, the strongest thing I ever saw.
Mirai Trunks: Eh hm, my father's been kicking my ass for the entire story, and leaving me as a bloody mess, don't you think that qualifies as strong.
Mai: Oh so you're still alive?
Mirai Trunks: Yes, but I won't be if you guys keep letting Vegeta beat the crap of me!
Vegeta: Show your father respect, call me Prince Vegeta!
Mirai Trunks: Why would I do that when you're killing me?!
Ash: Well you're not dead yet so he must not be that strong.
Vegeta: *stops beating up Mirai Trunks and smiles, or rather, smirks* That wasn't a smart thing to say.
Trunks: Oh man, he's smiling, that's never a good sign.
Tyson: Why do you say that? *sees Vegeta blow Ash up with a beam and Ash, well he becomes ash* Oh, never mind.
Bulma: Hey who are you?
Tyson: I'm from Beyblade, haven't you seen the show?
Bulma: Nope. Well since I don't know you, maybe you should go.
Tyson: And you're saying you know these other freaks: the bald midget guy, the kid with a tail, a giant green thing, that blob of guts.
Bulma: Wait, we don't know any blobs of guts.
Vegeta: I think he means that damn kid of ours.
Bulma: Oh, yeah I do know all those freaks. So go, goodbye.
Tyson: Okay, but I'll be back.
Vegeta: Not if I kill him.
Blob of gu... I mean, Mirai Trunks: Maybe you should stop killing things.
Vegeta: Okay, I'll just kill one thing, YOU!
Mirai Trunks: Uh oh. *starts getting beat up again cause none of you readers want to save his life*
Seto: Hmm, interesting. Well, can I finally ask my question?!
Brock: Is that your question, to ask if you could ask a question?
Seto: GRRRR!!
Bakura: What are you, a dog?
Goten: No, this is a dog. *is holding Icarus, Chibi Gohan's pet dragon*
Chibi Gohan: No, you idiot, that's a dragon, and that my pet dragon.
Trunks: You can't prove it.
Chibi Gohan: Yes I can, it says so three lines up. See, it says 'is holding Icarus, Chibi Gohan's pet dragon' so it must be true.
Misty: Hehe, he's right you know.
Trunks: Shut up. And shouldn't you be sad that my dad killed your friend and turned him to ash?
Brock: He's already Ash, you know, it is his name.
Trunks: Uhh, right whatever.
Seto: Okay now can I ask my que..., ah hell, I just ask it: What the hell are you talking about?
Joey: What the hell are YOU talking about?
Seto: AHH, that was my question!
Goku: Oh well, we started talking about what happened in the last chapter and then we...
Seto: Anybody but him, tell me what the hell you was talking about.
Krillin: Well after Goku explained what happened in the last chapter...
Seto: Okay, anyone but those two, tell me what the hell you were talking about. Why don't you name a person.
Goten: Who is 'you'? Why do you always ask what 'you' were talking about, why don't you name a person?
Seto: Because.
Chibi Gohan: Because why?
Seto: I don't have to answer yo... oh wait, you're the one who punched me and knocked me out cold. Okay then, I keep saying 'you' because I can't remember who I asked.
Tristan: Why don't you read this over?
Seto: Whatever. *does so* Okay now I know: What the hell are you talking about, Yugi?
Yugi: I haven't said anything for like the longest time, why are you asking me?
Seto: ARRGG, I mean in the beginning, you said, 'Hey Seto guess where we're going in this chapter' then I said 'What the hell are you talking about' then after that eveyone kept interrupting me.
Yugi: Oh that, yeah okay. So, hey Seto guess where we're going in this chapter.
Seto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! Why do you have to repeat the question.
Bakura: It's your own fault for not answering it in the first place.
Seto: Urr, okay, I'll answer it. My guess is that we're going to a place that will rid Tea of my life forever.
Yugi: Nope, not even close.
Tea: Hey did somebody call me?
Chibi Gohan: Oh great, Seto, you brought her back, nice going.
Seto: Hey it's not my fault.
Chibi Gohan: Yes it is.
Seto: Just because you say it is doesn't make it tr...
Bakura: Remember, he's the one who gave you that ugly bruise on your face.
Seto: Oh yeah, then I guess it must be true, I brought Tea.
Trunks: Why the hell are you afraid of that little weak kid and not of me?
Bulma: What have I told you about swearing?
Trunks: Nothing.
Bulma: Oh well, then, whatever. I was just trying to look out for you. I don't want anything to happen to you because you talk bad to someone.
Mirai Trunks: Why, he could kill them anyway, and why the hell do you care about his language but not about my life?!
Seto: We kind of went off the subject! Now Yugi, what were you trying to tell me?
Yugi: I don't know, I haven't really talked in the last couple lines.
Seto: AHHH, I mean about the question from the very top.
Yugi: Oh that, well now I can't answer that.
Goku: Why not, we've been waiting for the answer this entire chapter.
Yugi: I can't answer since we won't be going anywhere in this chapter. Seto talked to much so now we have to stay here with Tea who Seto brought back.
Mai: Well then where were we going?
Yugi: A Place Where Guys Like To Wear Pretty Pink Dresses. So we could go and see Mokuba.
Seto: NOOOO!!
Krillin: Don't worry we're not going, yet.
Goku: Yeah, but we will eventually.
Seto: Not if I get the readers to choose some other place. So readers reveiw and choose another place, for my sake.
Vegeta: Nah, don't listen to him, just choose whatever you want. *whispering to the readers* Why don't you go ahead and choose A Place Where Guys Like To Wear Pretty Pink Dresses so you annoy Seto.
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Where should they go?
1.) A Place Where Guys Like To Wear Pretty Pink Dresses
2.) Tea Town (not tea, but a town full of Tea's)
3.) A Place Full of Gays, But Who Only Want Seto
4.) Seto's Death
Seto: Those are their choices?! Aww crap, I hate you.
Whatever Seto. Anyway please R&R, and cast as much votes as you want. Please?
Disclaimer: Anything I own don't, or something like that.
Yugi: Hey Seto guess where we're going in this chapter.
Seto: What the hell are you talking about?
Goku: Well remember in the last chapter we were someplace that killed Tea and so she died and then she came to life and we had to kill her again and Mirai Trunks was getting the crap beat out of him and then your brother left and then Bulma said we better leave and then....
Seto: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Goku: What's his problem?
Krillin: I think it had something with you going on and on about what happened in the last chapter and then it started confusing him so he started screaming like he so often does in the authors fics and...
Seto: Will someone just answer my question?!
Misty: Sure, what was your question?
Seto: I was trying to ask, when I was so rudely interrupted Goku, what the...
Chibi Gohan: Wait, my daddy didn't interrupt you, he was trying to explain what happened in the last chapter.
Seto: *glaring at Chibi Gohan* Anyway, if I may ask my question, what the hell was Yug...
Gohan: Hey, stop glaring at me!
Seto: Arrgh, what the hell? I'm glaring at that damn little kid.
Gohan: Yeah but that's me when I was younger.
Seto: Good for you, then you used to be a freak, you know, since there's a tail growing out of his ass.
Piccolo: Uh oh, you shouldn't make fun of Chibi Gohan, he's really powerful when he's mad.
Chibi Gohan: *staring at Seto angrily* You're mean, and you screamed at my dad, now I'm going to kill you.
Seto: Hahaha, a little 2 year old is going to beat me up.
Chibi Gohan: I'm not 2, I'm 5. Stop making fun of me.
Goten: Hey, um big brother, or little brother, or whatever, weren't you 6 in the first chapter?
Trunk: Quiet, I want to see what how tough this kid is if he turns into that nerd when he grows up. *points to Gohan*
Gohan: Hey, I didn't say anything bad about you. I'm telling mom.
Trunks: See, what a nerd.
Chibi Gohan: If you guys are done, I'm going to kill Seto now.
Seto: Whatever, you freak, I'm just going to go on asking my quesion: What the hell are yo...
Seto is cut off as Chibi Gohan had just punched him right in his face, making him fly across the room, uh, well, across the place they were, which was actually nowhere at the moment, just dark, empty space, if that makes any sense. Anyway, Chibi Gohan's punch leaves a big bruise on his face and he's unconscious.
Joey: Holy crap, he's strong!
Piccolo: See, I don't you he's powerful when he's made. And he's a lot stronger then you, and not a nerd. *is looking at Gohan*
Gohan: What the hell does eveyone have against me?! And besides, I'm the same as Chibi Gohan, he'll eventually turn into me.
Krillin: No he won't cause we're going to make sure he'll stop listening to his mother.
Chichi: Hey! What do you mean?! You will do nothing of that sort! *hits him across the head with her famous frying pan*
Seto: Damn it, that kid it strong, the strongest thing I ever saw.
Mirai Trunks: Eh hm, my father's been kicking my ass for the entire story, and leaving me as a bloody mess, don't you think that qualifies as strong.
Mai: Oh so you're still alive?
Mirai Trunks: Yes, but I won't be if you guys keep letting Vegeta beat the crap of me!
Vegeta: Show your father respect, call me Prince Vegeta!
Mirai Trunks: Why would I do that when you're killing me?!
Ash: Well you're not dead yet so he must not be that strong.
Vegeta: *stops beating up Mirai Trunks and smiles, or rather, smirks* That wasn't a smart thing to say.
Trunks: Oh man, he's smiling, that's never a good sign.
Tyson: Why do you say that? *sees Vegeta blow Ash up with a beam and Ash, well he becomes ash* Oh, never mind.
Bulma: Hey who are you?
Tyson: I'm from Beyblade, haven't you seen the show?
Bulma: Nope. Well since I don't know you, maybe you should go.
Tyson: And you're saying you know these other freaks: the bald midget guy, the kid with a tail, a giant green thing, that blob of guts.
Bulma: Wait, we don't know any blobs of guts.
Vegeta: I think he means that damn kid of ours.
Bulma: Oh, yeah I do know all those freaks. So go, goodbye.
Tyson: Okay, but I'll be back.
Vegeta: Not if I kill him.
Blob of gu... I mean, Mirai Trunks: Maybe you should stop killing things.
Vegeta: Okay, I'll just kill one thing, YOU!
Mirai Trunks: Uh oh. *starts getting beat up again cause none of you readers want to save his life*
Seto: Hmm, interesting. Well, can I finally ask my question?!
Brock: Is that your question, to ask if you could ask a question?
Seto: GRRRR!!
Bakura: What are you, a dog?
Goten: No, this is a dog. *is holding Icarus, Chibi Gohan's pet dragon*
Chibi Gohan: No, you idiot, that's a dragon, and that my pet dragon.
Trunks: You can't prove it.
Chibi Gohan: Yes I can, it says so three lines up. See, it says 'is holding Icarus, Chibi Gohan's pet dragon' so it must be true.
Misty: Hehe, he's right you know.
Trunks: Shut up. And shouldn't you be sad that my dad killed your friend and turned him to ash?
Brock: He's already Ash, you know, it is his name.
Trunks: Uhh, right whatever.
Seto: Okay now can I ask my que..., ah hell, I just ask it: What the hell are you talking about?
Joey: What the hell are YOU talking about?
Seto: AHH, that was my question!
Goku: Oh well, we started talking about what happened in the last chapter and then we...
Seto: Anybody but him, tell me what the hell you was talking about.
Krillin: Well after Goku explained what happened in the last chapter...
Seto: Okay, anyone but those two, tell me what the hell you were talking about. Why don't you name a person.
Goten: Who is 'you'? Why do you always ask what 'you' were talking about, why don't you name a person?
Seto: Because.
Chibi Gohan: Because why?
Seto: I don't have to answer yo... oh wait, you're the one who punched me and knocked me out cold. Okay then, I keep saying 'you' because I can't remember who I asked.
Tristan: Why don't you read this over?
Seto: Whatever. *does so* Okay now I know: What the hell are you talking about, Yugi?
Yugi: I haven't said anything for like the longest time, why are you asking me?
Seto: ARRGG, I mean in the beginning, you said, 'Hey Seto guess where we're going in this chapter' then I said 'What the hell are you talking about' then after that eveyone kept interrupting me.
Yugi: Oh that, yeah okay. So, hey Seto guess where we're going in this chapter.
Seto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! Why do you have to repeat the question.
Bakura: It's your own fault for not answering it in the first place.
Seto: Urr, okay, I'll answer it. My guess is that we're going to a place that will rid Tea of my life forever.
Yugi: Nope, not even close.
Tea: Hey did somebody call me?
Chibi Gohan: Oh great, Seto, you brought her back, nice going.
Seto: Hey it's not my fault.
Chibi Gohan: Yes it is.
Seto: Just because you say it is doesn't make it tr...
Bakura: Remember, he's the one who gave you that ugly bruise on your face.
Seto: Oh yeah, then I guess it must be true, I brought Tea.
Trunks: Why the hell are you afraid of that little weak kid and not of me?
Bulma: What have I told you about swearing?
Trunks: Nothing.
Bulma: Oh well, then, whatever. I was just trying to look out for you. I don't want anything to happen to you because you talk bad to someone.
Mirai Trunks: Why, he could kill them anyway, and why the hell do you care about his language but not about my life?!
Seto: We kind of went off the subject! Now Yugi, what were you trying to tell me?
Yugi: I don't know, I haven't really talked in the last couple lines.
Seto: AHHH, I mean about the question from the very top.
Yugi: Oh that, well now I can't answer that.
Goku: Why not, we've been waiting for the answer this entire chapter.
Yugi: I can't answer since we won't be going anywhere in this chapter. Seto talked to much so now we have to stay here with Tea who Seto brought back.
Mai: Well then where were we going?
Yugi: A Place Where Guys Like To Wear Pretty Pink Dresses. So we could go and see Mokuba.
Seto: NOOOO!!
Krillin: Don't worry we're not going, yet.
Goku: Yeah, but we will eventually.
Seto: Not if I get the readers to choose some other place. So readers reveiw and choose another place, for my sake.
Vegeta: Nah, don't listen to him, just choose whatever you want. *whispering to the readers* Why don't you go ahead and choose A Place Where Guys Like To Wear Pretty Pink Dresses so you annoy Seto.
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Where should they go?
1.) A Place Where Guys Like To Wear Pretty Pink Dresses
2.) Tea Town (not tea, but a town full of Tea's)
3.) A Place Full of Gays, But Who Only Want Seto
4.) Seto's Death
Seto: Those are their choices?! Aww crap, I hate you.
Whatever Seto. Anyway please R&R, and cast as much votes as you want. Please?