Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Trip to China ❯ 99 bottles of beer on the wall, the cruise to china and the death of Happosai! >:D ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Chibi Mellie-Chan
Soun kills Happosai w/ a 9mm, Yami sings, and kagome and sango drag everyone else on the tv series to go on a cruise!
Please enjoy and review! ^.^

Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.30.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 3.6K | Visits: 426 | Status: Completed

Me: Hi people!!
I hope you enjoy this chapter! ^.^
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh!, Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2, Jusenkyo china, Care Bears, Barbie, The bottles of beer on the wall song, the song that gets on everybody's nerves, snuggles, Elmo, Candy Shop by 50 cent, the Bananas song, or any other songs that appear in this Fic! (Please don't sue! -_-)
Warning: Some Mild language may occur! (Some censored, some not.)
 
Seto: You set this up didn't you Mokuba?!?!
Mokuba: * Still hiding behind the limo*
Seto: Mokuba! When I said you could invite some friends, I didn't know you were inviting these losers!
Joey: Hey! I take dat affensive, Rich boy!
Seto: It was ment to be insulting to you wheeler, and besides, It's offensive, not affensive you moron!
Joey: Watch it!
Authoress/me: Sorry, my bad! I accidentally spelt that wrong, oops!
Joey: Hey authoress!
Authoress/me: Hi! ^.^
Joey: Now were wer we?
Seto: When I called you a moron!
Joey: Hey, shut up money bags!
Seto: No dog boy!
Joey: Jerk!
Seto: Mutt!
Joey: Bastad!
Seto: B#@%$!
Joey: oh, it's on now!!
Seto: Bring it!
Authoress/me: Shut up both of you!
Seto: Why the F^%$ should we listen to you?!?!?!
Authoress/me: Because I said so! >:O
Seto: Oh yeah, well, what if I DON'T?!?!
Mokuba: * Comes out of hiding* I wouldn't do that if I were you!
Seto: Why the hell should I be afraid of her? She's got nothing on me and can do nothing to me!
Joey: I wouldn't be so sure `bout dat Kaiba!*Snicker*
Seto: What do you mean?!?
Joey: *Snicker* She can do scary and sometimes amusing tings!
Seto: Oh yeah? Like What?
Authoress/me: Like this!!
Seto: * Gets surrounded by Care Bear, Elmo, Barbie dolls, and snuggles that have fangs!* Am I supposed to be afraid of little bed time Dollies?
Authoress/me: In this case, yes!
Joey: You asked for it Rich boy!
Seto: Hey authoress! I'm not afraid of your little pep squad, nice try though!
Authoress/me: oh really? ATACK!!!!
* Care Bear, Elmo, and Barbies surround Seto with their evil glares*
Random Care Bear #1: We want your BLOOD! >:D
Random Elmo #1: Yes, You're blood! >:D
Snuggles #1: I can make your cloths nice and soft!
Army of fugly Barbies: Come Play with us Ken!
Seto: I'm not Ken you idiots!
All Care Bears: Do the Care Bear countdown, 5-4-3-2-1!
Seto: No… Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
* Barbies, Snuggles, and Elmo move closer and closer until it was too late! They were touching him! And even worse, his trench coat!!!!!!*
Seto: Get `em away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Authoress/me: What do you say?
Seto: Plea… Erg!
Authoress/me: Bzzzzzzzzzz! Wrong answer!!! Finish him off!
Seto: No, wait!
Authoress/me: Fine, but what do you say to me?!?!
Seto: P… P…… Please!
Everyone: OMG! He actually said please!
Authoress/me: AND?
Seto: P…… Pretty please?
Everyone especially Joey: Awwwwwwwwwww!!! ^.^
Authoress/me: AND?
Seto: And what?
Authoress/me: And? What have you learned?
Seto: NOT to question and/or insult the authoress because she can do horrible things to a person if they do and those things can end ones life!
Authoress/me: * Pats Seto's head* Good boy!
Seto: ……
Authoress/me: Ok, back to the story! And…… Action! Seto: Well, we better get on our way then!
Everyone: Ok!
Seto: Everyone in the limo please…. Damn! I said it again!
Joey: *Whispers* Tanks Authoress! :D
Authoress: Any time!!
* They all get in the limo and are on their way to the docks to get on their boat*
Yugi: I know, lets sing a song!
Ryou: 99 Bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer,
Joey, Tristan, Duke and Ryou: You take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!
Yugi: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes!
Tea: This is Bananas, B-a-n-a-n-a-s!
Joey, Tristan, Duke, Mokuba, and Ryou: 95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer, you take 1 down pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall!
Seto: I'll take you to the candy shop, get a taste of what I got, I'll take you to the candy shop, go `head girl don't you stop, keep going till' you hit the spot!
Tea: He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy, He wasn't good enough for her!
Joey, Tristan, Duke, Mokuba, Ryou and Yami: 92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around 91 bottles of beer on the wall!
*Inuyasha cast members*
Miroku: Dammit, I'm board!
Sango: Then get off your ass and find something to do then!
Inuyasha: Why don't you!
Kagome: That's no way to speak to Sango!
Inuyasha: Why the hall not?!?!
Kagome: Well, for one thing, Sango owns the Hiraikotsu from the making of the series, it wont take her long to get it!
Inuyasha: Yeah, so!
Kagome: And the authoress' sister is Sango's best friend, Mei_lynn!
Inuyasha: Fine, whatever! That still doesn't change the fact that it's boring around here!!
Miroku: Damn right!
Sango: Wile those to sit there talking, you want to go on a cruise?
Kagome: Sure, then after that we can go to china! I've herd that they have some nice clothes there!
Sango: And don't forget the malls!
Kagome: True dat! True dat!
Sango: Well, we'd better get packing then!
Miroku: Hey! You`re not going to leave us here, are you?
Kagome: And what do you think the answer is to that?
Miroku: ……….
Inuyasha: ………….
Kagome: I guess you two can come!
Miroku and Inuyasha: Yay!
Sango: Let`s invite more people Kagome!
Kagome: OK! Let's Invite Sesshoumaru, Rin, Kouga, Shippo, Kagura, Kanna, Naraku, Kohaku, and Ayame!
Sango: Ok!!
Inuyasha: Don't you dare!
Sango: You DON'T have to come ya know!!
Inuyasha: I'll shut up!
Kagome: Good! >:D
* FFW, They are on the boat and on their way to china and the start of the cruise!*
*Ranma 1/2 cast members*
Ranma: Isn't the food done YET Kasumi? I'm starving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kasumi: It will be in a minute Ranma!
Akane: Yeah, be patient Ranma!
Nabiki: Yeah, everyone else is!
Ranma: Hey, Shut up Nabiki!
Nabiki: Well, if your going to talk to me like that, then you don't deserve to go!
Akane: Go were?
Nabiki: To the hot springs of coarse!
Soun: Were did that come from?
Genma: ….
Nabiki: I bought us all tickets to go to Jusenkyo china, but it doesn't seem like your very interested!
Akane: I'm interested Nabiki!
Kasumi: So am I!
Happosai: I am also!
Nabiki: Who ever invited you? You old geezer!
Happosai: Hey! Your supposed to respect your elders!
Nabiki: Elders, yes. Nasty perverted freekazoid pantie stealer, no!
Happosai: That's it! Time for you to learn your lesson, Happo fire burst!
Soun: Bitch, please! For all the times you destroyed the dojo…. DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Takes out a 9 mm gun and shoots his ass!*
Akane: Finally, were free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kasumi: Lets chuck the body in the ocean on our way to china!!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
*FFW Their now on the boat that takes them to china and they already chucked the body in the ocean!*
TBC
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