Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Trip to China ❯ The Transformations pt3 ( Chapter 5 )

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Warning:Some Mild language may occur! (Somecensored, some not.)

The Transformationspt3

Tea:Wakie wakie!

Joey: Haven't you ever heard of sleeping in?!?!

Tea: No.

Joey: That explains it!

Seto: Would you keep it down Wheeler? You're KILLINGmy beauty sleep!

Joey: Not that there's any beauty to kill!

Seto: What's that supposed to mean?!?!

Joey: Well, what do you think it means?!?!

Seto: It means you're trying to start a fight!

Joey: Bring it!

Melody: Stop fighting or someone's gonna get hurt!

Seto: Who do you think is going to get hurt?

Melody: Both of you if you don't stop!

Joey: Are you saying that were equal?!?!

Seto: I was just thinking the same thing!

Melody: Yes I am! You two are equal, as in equal danger if you don't do as I say! I'm the Mighty, all powerful authoress!

Seto: Pft! Whatever!

Melody: What did you just say?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Joey: Oooooooooooo! You're in for it now Money bags!

Seto: Shut up Wheeler!

Joey: No way rich boy!

Seto: Dope!

Joey: Jerk!

Seto: Idiot!

Joey: Moron!

Seto: B*&^%

Joey: Bastad

Seto: Whore

Joey: S#@%

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Melody: Shut up!!!!

Seto: Why don't you make me, you dirty bitch!?!?

Melody: Mei_lynn, what should we do with him?

Seto: Who the hell is Mei_lynn?!?!

Joey: Dat's dee authoress' big sister you dumb ass!

Mei_lynn: Sup Joey?!

Joey: Sup Mei_lynn?!

Seto: You stupid idiots!

Melody: Watch it! Mei_lynn and me are going to be in the story from now on, and I just gave her 50% of the authoress powers, so don't get on her bad side!

Seto: Oh yeah? What can SHE do to me?!?

Mei_lynn: This! * Weird guy appears in front of seto* Meet Mr. Rodgers!

Mr. Rodgers: Howdy neighbor!

Seto: Noooooooooo!!!!!!

Mr. Rodgers: Mr Rodgers LOVEShis neighbor!

Melody: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

* Mr. Rodgers then tries to kiss Seto*

Ryou: This is SO wrong in so many ways!

Tristan and Joey: The jerk deserves it!

* Mr. Rodgers is getting closer and closer!*

Seto: Fuck no Bastard! *Pulls out Bazooka gun and shoots his ass* See you in hell!

Everyone: ............

Ryou, Joey, and Tristan: WTF?

Melody: Ok! We have seen what she can do, can we PLEASE get back to the story now?!?!

Seto: Why should we listen to you?

Melody: Erg! I thought we already discussed this situation!

Joey: We did! He's just a numb skull!

Seto: What did you say wheeler?!?!?!

Joey: See? Point proven!

Seto: What's that supposed to mean?!?!?!

Ryou: That this is happening the same way it did last time!

Seto: I wasn't asking you!

* Bakura comes out*

Bakura: Do you want to fight?!?!?!

Seto: Bring it!

Joey: I wouldn't do THAT either!

Seto: Why the hell not?!?!

Yugi: He'll send you're ass to the shadow realm!

Melody: And if he doesn't do something. Then I will!

Seto: ......

Mei_lynn: Well, I'm outie! I think I'll come in later!

Melody: Why?

Mei_lynn: Because Seto is getting in my last nerves!

Melody: Ok then........

* Mei_lynn leaves*

Melody: Look what you did! Big jerk!
Seto: Are you talking to me?!

Melody: I don't see any other jerks around here!

Seto: Some one needs to teach you some manners!

Melody: U R the last to talk about no manners u hypocrite!

Seto: Bitch!

Joey: Kaiba, you dumb ass, she's gonna kill you!

Melody: You wanna fight Kaiba?!?!

Seto: I don't fight girls!

Melody: I don't either but in this case, I'll make an exception!

Joey, Tristan, Duke, and Bakura: Ooooooo! Got pinked by a girl!!

Yugi: Even Tea isn't THAT pathetic!

Tea: Hey!

Yugi: *Thinking* Here, you can take over now Yami!

*Yami comes out*

Yami: Why ARE you so pathetic Tea?

Tea: T.T

* FFW, Everyone, including me, makes it to china and gets off the boat*

*Bakura turns back to Ryou*

Ryou: Finally, were here!

*Yami turns back to Yugi*

Yugi: Yup!

Joey: Hey look! Hot springs! * Jumps into random spring*

Melody: Joey don't! Too late!

Joey: *Comes out as a dog* *Woof *

Yugi: WTF Just happened?!?!

Ryou: No clue.

Seto: Hahahaha! Wheeler has finally been expressed as the REAL him!

*Me, Ryou, Tristan and Duke push Seto into a spring*

Seto: *falls into spring and then comes out**The sound a bunny makes*

Melody/me: Awwwwwwwww! How Cute! ^.^ *Picks him up and hugs him.*

Tristan: How is this all happening?

Jusenkyo Guide: Legend of drown- *Gets interrupted*

Melody: Give it a rest!

Jusenkyo Guide: But-

Melody: Fine! But make it quick!

JG: ok already! * You all know the drill!*

Yugi: Wow! I'm glad I Didn't land in one of those!

Joey: * Shoves Yugi in to a spring*

Yugi: *Falls in then comes out**The sound a Turtle makes*

Ryou: We'd better find the spring of drown man, and soon!

*FFW they look for the spring of drown man when they run into the cast of Inuyasha, and Ranma 1/2*

Melody: Hey Ryoga!

Ryoga: Hi!

Akane: Wait! When did Ryoga come in?

Melody: Just now.

Akane: Who are you?

Melody: I'm the authoress! ^.^

Akane: O......

Ranma Girl type: Stupid Akane, even I knew that!

Akane: Bitch! *Pushes Ranma into yet another spring*

Ranma: *comes out as a snake* *hisssssssssssssss*

Melody: Yay! I love snakes! And kitties! ^.^

* Everyone introduces them self then continue looking*

Mei_lynn: I'm Baaaaaaaaaack!

Melody: Welcome back!

Mei_lynn: Hey, what happened to Joey, Seto, and Yugi?

Melody: Well, Yugi Fell into a spring of drown Turtle, Joey fell into the spring of drown dog, and your really gonna like this one! Seto fell into the spring of drown bunny ^.^ *Picks up Seto as a bunny again*

Nabiki: now that that's out in the open, let's continue searching please! I Don't want my future brother in law to be a snake!

Akane: ......

Ryou: Let's hurry then!

*FFW to an hour later*

Mei_lynn: This sure is taking us a long time isn't it?!

Duke: Yup!

Ryou: Wait! Since Melody is the authoress, why couldn't she just take us straight there in the first place?

Everyone: * Looks evilly at me*

Melody: Because no one asked me....*Gives innocent look*

*Everyone starts walking towards me with evil glares*

Melody: Hey! Don't give me all of the credit, Mei_lynn has some of the authoress powers also, SHEcould have taken you there!

* Everyone looks evilly at Mei_lynn*

Mei_lynn: Like she said, you didn't ask me!

Everyone: Whatever!

Sango: Can you just take us there please?

Melody: I guess-

Miroku: See? She is so nice! This is MY kind of woman! *Rubs Sango's butt*

Rin & Shippo: Ewwwwwww!

Sesshomaru Girl type: please, not in front of the children!

Sango & Sesshomaru: *Push Miroku into a random spring*

Miroku: *Falls in then comes out* What the.......

TBC

If you have any ideas and/or you want to find out what Miroku turns into, then please review! My next chapter will be the last to this story `a trip to china' thank you and good night! ........ Pwease we-veiw ^.^