Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ DJ Adam-Mix Mistress Eve and the Rebel ❯ DJAMMETRCh2 ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2

Scene: Cherry Hill Temple

The Senshi had appeared at the temple and deformed. Then they looked to Haruka and Michiru. "Alright," said Mina. "Spill!" So they started to tell them about Ranma, "he was a very nice guy and I was so much in love with him." Haruka started. "But legally, it was wrong. You see Ranma's father is her uncle." Said Michiru, "So that means that they are cousins?" Said Makoto she nodded. "Now I knew Ranma before I met Haruka and he introduced me to her asking for help." She said, "he still loved me but he wanted to use Michiru as a girlfriend cover." Said Haruka [1].

"I see and so you fell in love with him as well?" Said Usagi, Michiru sadly nodded.

Scene: Saotome Manor.

It was almost time for Ranma and Ranko to go to work and they wanted Yugi to go with them. "Come on Yug, it'll be fun." Said Ranko, "alright I'll go with you." He said so they were about to leave when they saw what Yugi was in. "Oh hell NAW!" Said Ranma, he pulled Yugi into his room. "Okay, you're a little too Gothic for our tastes. So we are going to give you a makeover." Said Ranma.

Time: An hour later.

Ranma smiled, "perfect. Now you are ready to go clubbin'." He said Yugi was dressed in a white muscle shirt, designer blue jeans, his boots and a head rag. "You want to hang with us, you got to look the part." Ranma said, then they walked out and Ranko smiled at the way their cousin was dressed. "I like it." She said, "Glad you do." Said Yugi. They head for Ranma's street-racer and head off of the club.

Scene: Wyld Style nightclub.

Music: Stand Up by Ludachris

Ranma parked the car behind the club and went in. "Let's get to work." He said, they clocked. They walked over to their `Wheels of Steel' and set up everyone looked over. They started to cheer, "it's time to party." Said Adam. "Let's party!" Said Ranko. Everyone was having a good time then someone saw Yugi and asked who he was. "I'm, uh…" He said and remembered what he was doing against Yami and smiled. "Rebel, nice to met you." Adam over heard the conversation between them and smiled also. "Hey Reb? Why don't you do something for us?" He said. So Rebel agreed and went on stage.

Music: Ugly by- Bubba Sparxxx.

Shit I ain't choose to rhyme; rhymin chose me

So I hit the track runnin - like a nosebleed

Life ain't great now, but it's much improved

Yo' album droppin this summer? That sucks for you

Cause this is Rebel's moment - I put my mother on it

I said my momma; it seems as if I love her don't it?

So buckle up, cause it's gon' get bumpy

I call my girlfriends Betty's, and my shits grumpies

That Rebel talk - gotcha open wide

I giggle outside the booth; but ain't no joke inside

This is complicated - at least to y'all it is

Just let me sell fifty million, then I'll call it quits

But until that day, y'all in deep doo doo

I never once saw you crank it cause I just leap through you

What you need to do, is just admit you love me

The South has always been Dirty but now it's gettin ugly

(CHORUS)

Uglyyyyyyyyyy - in here!

Huh, in here! Huh, in here!

It's gon' get uglyyyyyyyyyy - in here!

Huh, in here! Huh, in here!

It's gon' get uglyyyyyyyyyy, uglyyy, uglyyy

In here! Huh, in here!

It's gon' get uglyyyyyyyyyy - in here!

Huh, in here! Huh, in here - uh-ohh!

Though I am country, don't get the wrong idea

My ego's gettin bigger, with every song I hear

Cause y'all been bullshittin, spittin that booty chatter

Out here for two days and came with somethin that truly matters

On goes the saga - of Rebel's plight

She won't see tomorrah, if I don't cut tonight

That's just my mood now; I hate it came to this

How else can I say it I don't speak no other languages

I'm fairly ripped now, so this the jimmy talkin

You hear that beat don'tcha? That's just Timmy talkin

Go 'head throw dem bows - fuck it, break a bottle

Let's be honest none of us will ever date a model

So let's just cut it loose, ignore the repercussions

If you scared, then just forget what we discussin

This that new South - take a picture of me

Cause I'm a fuckin legend, and this is gettin ugly

(CHORUS)

Now this thang is jumpin - ain't it somethin?

What makes it special, this whole moment came from nothin

Now you see it triples; I bet she slurp tonight

Lames hide your wallets hatin broads clutch your purses tight

If you ain't tryin to live, you with the wrong crowd

And if you feelin brave then better sport that thong proud

And if you finally breathin, then sing this song loud

I'm glad I got you wet I know you had a long drought

Don't worry about the law - they can't arrest us all

I had to crank couldn'ta done nothin less for y'all

Forget your inhibitions; I wanna see you whylin

And if Rebel dies tonight - know he was smilin

(CHORUS)

(Timbaland)

Ha ha, it's gon' get (uglyyyyyyyyyy - in here!)

Thck-thck (Huh, in here! Huh, in here!)

It's gon' get (uglyyyyyyyyyy - in here!)

(Huh, in here! Huh, in here!)

It's gon' get (uglyyyyyyyyyy) say what?

(Uglyyy, uglyyy) Say what? (Uglyyy!) In here! Huh, in here!

(It's gon' get uglyyyyyyyyyy - in here!)

(Huh, in here! Huh, in here - uh-ohh!)

Thcka-thcka-thcka-thcka-thcka check switch uhh

{"Get Ur Freak On" beat} Switch it one time

{"Ugly" beat} Now switch it back baby

{"Get Ur Freak On" beat} Switch it one time

("Ugly" beat} Now switch it back baby

"Holla!! Ain't no stoppin me" -> Missy

"Copywritten so" (so what?) "don't copy me"

("Ugly" beat) I want you to...

"Holla!! Ain't no stoppin me" Missy

"Copywritten so, don't copy me"

C'mon Rebel, let's go

The crowd enjoyed it and now Yugi had something new, something he enjoyed. Just then men in suits came in and started to try and close the place. Adam leapt over his turntable and started to fight them off. Then Ranko saw her brother in trouble and started to help him. Then Yugi wanted to help as well but they were too much for him and was almost knocked out. Then the bartender saw what was going on and went over to Yugi, "hey Rebel!" He said, Yugi looked up and saw the bartender toss him something. It was a gold and platinum chain with a diamond encrusted CD pendant.

"Put it on," he said so Yugi did, just then he felt this new power flow into him. Everything that was wrong with him started to change, he was becoming more fit and buffed. "What's happening to me?" He said and suddenly stood up then his outfit changed, it turned into a short-sleeved camouflaged outfit with boots. On his arms were the words `NEW' on the left and `SOUTH' on the right. He smirked and made his attack on the men.

"ADAM! EVE! REB THINKS IT'S TIME TO PARTY!" He said, Adam and Eve smiled. "PARTY MIX!" They said. They transformed in to their Party Mix forms and started kicking butt.

Scene: Censor Hall

The leader was watching, he took the glass he was drinking from and threw it at the screen. "WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO DESTROY THEM AND NOW THEY HAVE ANOTHER ALLY?" He screamed.

Scene: Wyld Style

After the club was cleaned out, Adam, Eve and Rebel started to clean up. "Well, I'd say that we had a good night." Said Adam while sweeping. The others just looked at him, afterwards they headed home.

Scene: Saotome Manor

They walked back in and Nodoka came over to them, "there was a call for you and Yugi Ranma." She said, "I'll talk to them tomorrow." Said Ranma, Yugi nodded. "Besides, we have to intonate a new member of the team." "Uh how about we do this weekend?" Said Ranko with a blush Ranma shrugged his shoulders and nodded. So they went to bed and got some sleep.

Time: Next morning

Ranma and Ranko were up sparing.

Scene: Dojo

"So what are we going to do to Yugi?" Said Ranko, "maybe beef him up a little bit more and then train him." Said Ranma, she nodded. So they went to get Yugi up, only to find that he was already up and in the weight room.

Scene: Weight room

"I didn't know you were already up." Said Ranma Ranko nodded. Yugi looked over "oh morning guys." He said with an Osaka accent. "Wait a min…" started Ranma. "Isn't Domino up north?" Said Ranko, "it is." Yugi said, "then why?" Said Ranma, "I don't know, guess I became Rebel all the way." Said Yugi. So he continued to work out, just then there was a phone call for Yugi.

He answered it, "hello? Oh, it's you. Well, what do you want? No, I am not, repeat NOT coming back to Domino! Oh you want to talk now, where were you when I wanted to talk to you? It was always, Yugi could you tell Yami we have a date? Makes me think you two are married. Oh now you want to apologize, I can't talk to you right now because I have to go to school but I'll send you someone to talk to. Unlike you I can trust him! He'll meet you in an hour BYE!" He hung up and almost threw the phone, Ranma nodded. "Do it, we have plenty." He said Yugi let it fly and it hit a wall.

"DAMN HER!" He said, "she's got some nerve!"

End for now