Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ A Beacon of Hope ❯ Chapter Two ( Chapter 2 )

Peneia Teke: Hey! Thanks for the reviews by lost light and Master_of_Red_Eyes! I really appreciated them. Sorry this chapter's so short, but I promise the next one will be longer-and better! Well, I hope you all like this one anyway.

Chapter Two

It's Easter morning and Malik calls up Bakura to see if he wants to go on an egg hunt at the game shop.

(The Phone rings and Bakura answers)

Bakura: groggily Un?

Malik: Rise and shine sleepyhead!

Bakura: What the f@@@ do you want?

Malik: sarcastically Somebody's in a good mood this morning.

Bakura: I just don't appreciate being woken up at…….EIGHT FREAKIN' THIRTY IN THE MORNING!!

Malik: Well, what can I say? Yugi's an early bird.

Bakura:……..

Malik: And I wanted to find eggs, so I had to get up early too.

Bakura:…….

Malik: You know, this whole Easter thing is incredibly amusing. I was never allowed to experience it when I was young.

Bakura:……..

Malik: BAKURA!?

Bakura: startled Wha? Huh?

Malik: annoyed Have you been listening to anything I just said?

Bakura: spaced out Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Malik: sigh

Bakura: Don't you have anger management or a psychiatrist to see or something?

Malik: proudly Nope! All the doctors' offices are closed over holidays!

Bakura: under his breath That figures.

Malik: What?

Bakura: Nothing.

Malik: So are you coming to Yugi's?

Bakura: Will it get you off my back?

Malik: Yep.

Bakura: Then I'll be there.

(Back at Yugi's house)

Yugi: Hey Bakura! You're just in time to find your Easter basket!

Bakura: My what?

Joey: It's a basket that has candy in it. dreamy look Mmmmm…..candy!

Tristan: Ye-ah, and its hidden, just like the eggs.

Bakura: Ok? So what do I do?

Yugi: Just look around for it. You know, like in cupboards and closets and stuff.

Yami: in another room Hey! I found an egg!

Yugi: Great Yami. Bring it in here.

Yami: waltzes into room Yugi, what do you want me to do with- stops dead when he sees Bakura Oh, it's you.

Bakura: grins Me. Heh, nice pajamas.

Marik: whispers to Malik Think there'll be a rumble?

Malik: I wouldn't doubt it.

Marik: Heheh! I got my money on Bakura!

Yugi: Yamiii….remember what we talked about!

Yami: takes a deep breath I am a stone wall; he can't hurt me. I am a stone wall; he can't hurt me. leaves room muttering to himself

Bakura: O.O?

Marik: sniggers

Malik: @.@!?

Yugi: sweatdrops Eh, hehe…..the therapy helps him control his anger…..being in the Millennium Puzzle for that long kind of affected his brain to some extent….

Malik & Marik: howl with laughter

Yugi: Shut up!! It's not funny!

Malik: Of course it isn't Little Yugi, we're sorry………………………Waaaaaa aaaaaa haaa haaa haaa haaa! falls to the floor in laughter

Bakura: Hey, I was in the Millennium Ring for almost as long and I turned out fine!

crickets chirp

Bakura: Well, I am!

Malik: Sure Bakura, just keep telling yourself that.

Bakura: glares at Malik

(They continue searching for eggs)

Bakura: Hey, I got one! Oh my Word, who did this?

Joey: whistles and looks away

Yami: Arrrrghhh! I thought I got rid of that one!

Bakura: It's………………AWSOME!!!

Yami:………

Joey: ^_^

Bakura: Just look at the detail!

Yami: Give it to me, Bakura. It's unfit to be seen.

Bakura: Touch it and you DIE!

Yami: sweat drops

Bakura: pockets egg

Yami: Whatever.

(It's been an hour and a half and Bakura still can't find his Easter Basket)

Bakura: DAMNIT! Where is this Easter Bunny? I'm gonna send it to the Shadow Realm!

Yami: under his breath That would really make it want to come to you.

Bakura: Screw this holiday! What ass hole came up with this shit anyway?

Yugi: You know Bakura, my grandpa doesn't really like it when we talk like that in the game shop……

Bakura: Shut the hell up Little Yugi! I'll swear whenever the f@@@ I want to!

Yugi: O_O

Yami: DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO MY HIKARI LIKE THAT, TOMB ROBBER!

Bakura: STAY OUT OF THIS, PHARAOH! AND GET THE F### OFF MY CASE ABOUT BEING A DAMN TOMB ROBBER ALREADY! IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR YOU, I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO STEAL IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

Yami: WHAT!!??!? WHAT THE *7T$ ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU &84@3 !6$ &^2$5 %3*&2!?!

Yugi: @o@!!!!!

Malik & Marik: edge of their seats Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!!

Joey & Tristan: trying to hold Yami back

Duke: appears out of nowhere and sits down with a bag of popcorn

Yami: Get your *&^% hands off me you $%&^*#!!!!!

Tristan: Yami! Chill out dude! You're getting yourself all worked up over nothing!

Bakura & Yami: STAY OUT OF THIS!!!

Tristan: !!!!

(Unfortunately, the fight was so gruesome that it had to be censored, but just for the audiences knowledge, Bakura actually won by a nose, but only because he had a slight height advantage to Yami.)