Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ A Chibi-Seto Story ❯ Candy's Dandy ( Chapter 1 )

"Hello little boy, are you lost?"

"Widdle bowy? Yami, it's mwe!"

"Nani?" the big eyed boy sighed

"It's me Kaibwa!" Yami smiled

"Whatever you say little one, oh-`I mean Kaiba'. Heh, so, are you lost?"

"I towld you I'm. . ." Yami squatted down and grinned at the blue eyed kid. "Nevwer mwind."

"How `bout I help you out sweetie?" Seto sighed again and nodded, he didn't like the fact he was

short

Being treated like a kid (though he did look it)

And couldn't say words properly.

Undoubtedly his vocabulary was still impeccable, but he couldn't say it right, and what's the point of that? So he took Yami's hand and had him walk him to Yugi's house. >>I'm in quite the predicament here now aren't I? << Seto thought >> How the hell did I even get like this. Igotta think of a way to convince this moron that I'm me! Before I start to-I want candy! AHHHH! No! I'm starting to act like a kid! << Yami set `Seto' down on his bed. "Yami, you gwatta bewieve me! I'm Seto Kaiba! How about we duewl! Datw'll shwow you!" Yami chuckled

"Heh, okay if you're really Seto. . .then, what's 400,000 times pi, rounded?" Seto calculated, thanking every god, deity, and apparition that his mind wasn't yet gone

"Apprwoximately 1253333.3333333333333333333333332, gwive or twake a few." Yami's eyes went wide

"By Ra! You are Kaiba! But HOW!?"

"How would I know!? Bwut what I dwo know is dat I gots to fwix dis, and qwick!" Yami, nodded. Then Seto's `tummy' growled

"Aww, you hungry?" he patted Seto's head

"Stop dat! I'm not widdle Yami!"

"Oh, sorry! But you're just so cute! Ah, yeah okay. So what do you want to eat?" Seto jumped

"I want Candy!"

"Heh, I don't think we have any, Yugi's no supposed to have sugar."

"I wonder why." Seto said sarcastically, even as a child he was still a ball of sarcasm and insults. "Can we gwo get swome? Pwease?" Yami's heart almost melted, the kid was soooo adorable.

"Okay come on; let's go get you some candy." They got up and headed to the shop, hand in hand.

Yami, I'm tired." Seto panted, Yami lifted him up

" It's only a little bit further, I'll carry you k?"

"Swure why not? I've already lost awll mwy digwinty." They continued on and bumped into Yugi's very stupid friends

"Hey there Yami-kun!" Anzu shouted even though the pharaoh was only two feet way.

"Hey Yami." Jou said. Yami gritted his teeth //Must resist desire to kill!// he nodded and walked on, holding the dear little child over his shoulder. "Hey wait man, where ya goin'?"

"Uh, the candy shop. Bye"

"Why?"

"This guy wants some candy."

"Huh? Whose the twerp?" Seto stuck out his tongue, Yami didn't even bother to face Jou, and he walked on

"Well gotta go, don't want him to starve." Jou watched Yami leave. Seto looked at the two freaks behind them and said

"Bye- Bye puppy!" Jou's anger rose.

"I don't know how, but dat gotta be Kaiba! Let me at `em!" Seto squirmed, hiding in Yami's safe embrace

"Jou, calm down!" Seto began to scream as Jou got closer

"Kweep him away frwom mwe!" Seto's screamed loader, until it attracted some cops.

"What's going on here boys, young lady?" The cop asked. Seto answered the query

"Thwe bad mwan is twing to huwt mwe! Hewlp mwe pwease mistwer!" The cops cuffed the baka blond.

"You'll come downtown for some questioning lad!" Jou struggled but no use. As soon as the cops left (and after getting a lollypop off them) the Chibi-CEO and poor Pharaoh (both of which are really big oxymorons) Seto laughed

"Heh heh, bwye bwye bawka puppy!" Yami entered the store

"Seto, you did that on purpose didn't you?"

"Maybwe, maybwe some candy will refresh mwy memorwy." Yami laughed >> I think Yami hate that fool almost as much as I do<< Seto snuggled into Yami's protective hug >> he's so nice<< Yami set Kaiba down

"Okay go get something, mind you don't get too much, I have a feeling you could be a hyperactive kid." Seto smiled and an hour later they where back in Yami's room, or what was left of it. "I don't understand! You only had a tiny bit of chocolate!" At around midnight Seto sat down, he rubbed his infectiously cute blue eyes.

"Yami, mwe sweepy." Yami smiled, he was reading a book in bed, he was about to get up to make Seto a bed, but he child crawled up to him. "Cwan I sweep with you? Pwease?" ^____~ Yami blushed //It's okay, he's only a little kid. It'll be fine//

"Hmmm, okay, but I'll get you a big shirt for pajamas k?" Seto nodded. He gave Seto a clothes change, blushing horribly. They snuggled in the soft bed. Seto cuddled up close to Yami's chest. Soon Seto fell asleep, Yami trying hard not to squish his precious little friend. Yami kissed the top of the boy's head. "Sweet dreams, we'll figure out what we can do for you in the morning." But little did Yami know that as the night wore on the spell wore off, Seto went through a normal boy's growth in just a few hours. When he woke up, Yami was in for a nice surprise.