Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ A Day in Hell ❯ This is why it is bad to rent movies ( Chapter 1 )

Mariks Apprentice: Hiya! And welcome to my newest Fanfic, A Day in Hell! Starring Yami Bakura! *claps* Now this story is rated PG13 because it has a few "bad" words (well, duh!, It is starring Bakura ^_~). And since I can't think of any corny, crappy, or pointless thing to say......

YBakura: You forgot Stupid

MA: *cough* Anyway........I will just continue onto the disclaimer and then to the story.

YBakura: And we are all so very sad

MA: -_-0 ........................... I don't Yugioh or the characters in this story. All I own is this worthless computer that freezes every time I say 'cheese' *tears*

YBakura: o_0?...............Are you sure you aren't talking about Joey?

MA: lol

Joey: *sneeze*

MA: And since I am lazy, Yami Bakura will be written as Bakura and Bakura will be written as Ryou (just like my first fanfic)

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~A Day in Hell

CHAPTER 1

* Friday 7:30 pm at Ryou's house*

Ryou: Hey Bakura!

Bakura: *laying on the couch with his eyes closed* What?!

Ryou: Lets rent a movie!

Bakura: *opens one eye* Hmmmm...............

+FLASHBACK+

*Ryou and Bakura are sitting on the couch watching Bambi*

Ryou: *crying*

Bakura: What the hell is this?!

-END FLASHBACK-

Bakura: *shivers* No thanks

Ryou: How about we each choose two movies. Savvy?

Bakura: Ok. But don't say "Savvy"

Ryou: ^_^

*Friday 7:45pm At the movie store*

Ryou: *in the Family and Comedy section*

Bakura: *in the Horror and Scifi section*

Ryou: Ok I got my two movies! *picked Emperers New Grove and Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring*

Bakura: Same here *picked The Blaire Witch Project and Signs* Marik said they sucked, but he's a dumbass most of the time, so I might as well check'em out.

Ryou: Awman! Not scary movies!!

Bakura: Just because your a chicken doesn't mean I have to be one. :P

*Friday 8:00pm back at Ryou's house*

Ryou: I wanna watch my movies first!!

Bakura: I am not watching that shit!

Ryou: It is not!

Bakura: I am not watching some stupid dancing horse, and some freak Orlando Bloom who looks like a fruit!

(All the girls reading: Boooooooo!)

Ryou: He's not a horse, he's a lama!

Bakura: I bet I could get better "entertainment" downtown, then watching these movies!

(All the girls reading: *throw shoes at Bakura* Boooooo! Perv!)

(All the guys reading:.................................)

Ryou: Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! Pervert!

Bakura: teehee Now....... *tackles Ryou and sticks Signs in the DVD player* haha!

Ryou: Meany!!!

Bakura: Meany is my middle name. :P

Ryou: *grabs a blanket* Scary!

*Saturday 12:00am Ryou's house*

Bakura: Well those weren't the best movies I have ever seen, but at least they made Ryou pee in his pants ^_^

Ryou: Thanks a lot Bakura!!! Now I will never get to sleep!!!!!!! Why didn't those kids just stay away from the woods?! And why were the aliens trying to kill those people?!!

Bakura: Just another example of how retarded our society is these days.

Ryou: *nod nod* Now Its my turn to watch my movies.

Bakura: Then I guess its time for me to take a nap. You may now watch your Bullshit.

LOTRFOTR: ".....they fought for the freedom of Middle-Earth...."

Bakura: -_-zZzZzZzZzZz

*corny Twilight Zone music*

*Bakura falls into a large grassy field*

Bakura: Where the hell am I?! And where's the couch?!!!

*it starts to get foggy and a loud booming voice is heard*

???: Hahaha You are still a fool, Bakura.

Bakura: Oh my fucking god! Not you!!

*Yami appears out of the fog and is wearing a white open button-down shirt and white baggy pants*

(All the girls reading: *start to drool*)

(MA: *starts to drool* Nice chest.........Ahem...)

Bakura: Where am I?!!

Yami: Where do you think you are? *smirk*

(MA: Isn't his smirk so sexy *sigh*..................*cough* sorry)

Bakura: Well, at first I had no idea, but now that I saw you I now know where I am, I must be in hell.

Yami: *smirk* Then if you are in hell I must be the devil.

Bakura: God dammit I knew it.

Yami: Now, if you want to get out of here you must complete these four challenges.

Bakura: The people on Survivor would have a field day with this.

Yami: Now now now, its not that hard

Bakura: Thats pretty funny coming from the "King of Games"

Yami: Haha Good luck! ^_^ *snaps his fingers*

*Bakaura disappears and lands in a forest*

Bakura: That damned Pharaoh! What did he do now?!

*A group a teenagers run past Bakura screaming*

Group of teenagers: Run away! The Blair witch is coming! Don't let her get you!

Bakura: Oh holy shit!

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MA: So there ya go. My first chappy and I am feeling great! ^-^

Marik: Apprentice!!

MA: Yes sir?

Marik: Whats this about "Sexy Yami"?!

MA: Well......ya see.............I thought..............

Marik: Ok, Who do we hate?

MA: The Presadent?

Marik: No, Yami! And What have we swarn to do?

MA: Create better school lunches?

Marik: N-.................hmmmmm not a bad idea!

MA: I thought so ^_^

Marik: *goes off to work on the plan*

MA: Please review