Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ A Guys Night Out ❯ Saturday Morning ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Perverted_Monk_Miroku 
It's a Saturday morning filled with hangovers and S-Chan "special" recipie.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.18.2003 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 207 | Status: Completed
It's a Saturday morning filled with hangovers and S-Chan "special" recipie.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.18.2003 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 207 | Status: Completed
Joseph: Wow. A chapter two. Why am I not surprised?
S-Chan: I don‘t know. Why are you not surprised?
Joseph: Dunno. Just not surprised by anything anymore.
S-Chan: -_- ~ponders~
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~Saturday morning at the Kame Game Store. If you don’t remember what happened or are just joining us, here’s what all happened: Joseph, Jonouchi, Honda, Yugi, and Ryou went out the night before and pretty much got wasted. While Anzu was at the store playing “games” with S-chan. The guys came home and Yugi killed Anzu thinking she was Kaiba. S-chan got rid of the body and everyone went to sleep. Now let’s join in now that everyone is walking up~
Joseph: ~sitting in a chair in a dark corner of the room wearing shades~ Oooh, fucking a!
~in walks Jonouchi~
Jonouchi: Hey man, you hurting too?
Joseph: No, I’m just fucking peachy. ~moans~
~in walks Honda with Yugi~
Yugi: I can’t stop throwing up.
Honda: I feel fine and actually I’m hungry.
Yugi: Ugh, no food.
~the screams of Ryou can be heard in the other room and the comes running out followed by groggy S-chan~
Joseph: Damnit Ryou, quiet the fuck down!
~Ryou is not listening as he is still in shock~
Ryou: You! You were my the bed with me!
S-chan: ~rubbing sleep from eyes~ Yeah so?
Ryou: You.. me.. I mean we didn’t did we?
S-chan: Do what?
Ryou: You know, “that”.
S-chan: ~yawning~ What’s “that”?
Ryou: That “special handshake”...
Joseph: Grr. Damnit he means sex.
S-chan: What kinda girl do you take me for?!? ~slaps Ryou~
Ryou: Ouch! ~sigh~ So, good we didn’t then, right?
S-chan: ~walking into the kitchen~ Who wants breakfast?
Ryou: Uh... was that a yes or no?
Joseph: ~snicker~
Honda: I do S-chan! I’m starved! ~running into the kitchen~
Yugi: No way. I can’t eat anything.
S-chan: ~cooking~ Come on Lil’ Yug. It my special recipe. Sure to cure hangovers.
Yugi: Well if it will cure it then. Ok.
Joseph: Hm? No way. I gotta see this.
~Yugi, Ryou, and Jonouchi walk to the table and sit down as S-chan hands them their plates. Joseph stops at the doorway and watches on~
Honda: Uh.. S-chan, is this safe to eat?
Yugi: Yeah. it kinda smells funny.
Ryou: ...
S-chan: Eat it now or I’ll beat you all with my mallet!!
Three: Eep!!
~the three start to eat their food while S-chan stands there, her grin growing wider and wider~
Honda: Hey, this is good!
Yugi: And it’s really curing the hangover!
Yami Bakura: What’s your secret? Tell me now!!
S-chan: ~grinning ear to ear~ Oh a little spices and alot of Friendship.
~Joseph’s eyes grow wide~
Joseph: Sandra you didn’t do what I think you did, did you?
S-chan: ~putting a finger to her lips~ Sshhh.
Yugi: Joseph, come over here and have some of this.
Joseph: Uh.. no thanks. I’m on a strict “Friendship” free diet.
Yugi: Your loss then.
Joseph: ~turning and walking away mumbling~ Yeah, well at least I’m not eating my best friend.
Yugi: What?
S-chan: ~throwing mallet at Joseph~ Shut up!
Yugi: S-chan what does he mean by that?
Joseph: ~in other room~ I mean your eating Anzu!
S-chan: Damnit, I told you to shut up!
Yugi: No.. no.. NO!! I can’t believe this! How can this be Anzu? ~hangs head low~
Yami Bakura: ~still eating~ Let’s see, you were drunk, you thought Anzu was Kaiba, S-chan gave you a sword, you killed Anzu, S-chan then got rid of the body and Walla! Here we are now.
S-chan: ~hugging Yami Bakura~ And I did it all for you!
Honda: ~pushing his plate aside~ Hey Yugi man, you ok?
Yami Yugi: This deed is not something that can be taken lightly. ~raises head back up~ Justice must be taken for Anzu’s death!
S-chan: ~squeals~ You have a yami side too?! Cool!
Yami Bakura: Calm down you old fart. I know a spell that can bring her back.
Yami Yugi: You do?
Yami Bakura: Yeah, yeah. All I need is the remains of her mortal body.
S-chan: Which one do I want? Oh! I want to hug and kiss them both!!
Yami Yugi: ~grabs the cooking pot and puts in front of Yami Bakura~ Well here’s what left of her. The rest is inside our stomachs.
Yami Bakura: Good enough. Now to utter the words of the spell.
~a green light fills the room as Yami Bakura says the spell capable of bringing Anzu back to life~
Joseph: Hey what’s going on here?
S-chan: My Bakura is bringing Anzu back to life because my Yugi wants her back alive.
Joseph: Cool.
~the room completely fills with the green light and in an instant vanishes leaving a mushy pile on the ground~
Joseph: Didn’t work.
Yami Bakura: Of course it did, look. ~pointing at the mushy pile that is Anzu~
Yami Yugi: Oh my!
Joseph and S-chan: Cool!
~Anzu is a big pile of skin with a head, a leg, and an arm~
Anzu: What happened?
Yami Bakura: I brought you back to life.
Anzu: How did I die in the first place?
Honda: S-chan gave Yugi a sword which he used to kill you.
~Anzu looks over at S-chan~
S-chan: ~waving~ Hi!
Anzu: You guys I don’t feel so good.
Jonouchi: Yeah, and you look like shit.
Yami Bakura: Who cares. I did my job, I brought you back to life.
~just then the doorbell rings and Joseph to answer it~
Joseph: ~from other room~ Hey Bakura, she’s not the only one you brought back.
~Joseph backs up back into the kitchen as he is followed by a group of zombies~
Jonouchi: Aaaaaaa! Zombies!
Honda: How do we get rid of them?
S-chan: ~grabbing her mallet~ Kill the head zombie!! ~S-chan smashes Anzu under her mallet, killing her~
Joseph: Uhh.. I don’t think Anzu was a zombie at all.
S-chan: Your point?
Jonouchi: ~hanging from the fan on the ceiling~ Zombies, zombies, zombies!!
Joseph: We gotta kill them all by hand! ~he picks up a sword and beheads the first one~ Uh.. If I’m not mistaking, I just killed William Shakespeare.
S-chan: Cool! ~picking up a sword of her own~ Hey look, it’s Elvis! ~S-chan quickly kills him~
~just then a group of zombies kill Honda and go after Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura~
Yami Yugi: Yeah, great plan Bakura.
Yami Bakura: Shut the fuck up!
S-chan: No! My yamis! Oh, oh, which one do I save?
~S-chan try to think of a plan when she sees Jonouchi hanging over the group of zombies attacking Yugi and Bakura~
S-chan: I got it!
~S-chan throws her sword at Jonouchi, knocking him down into the group of zombies who kill him~
S-chan: Yay! It worked! My yamis are saved!
Joseph: Hey S-chan, we got more!!
~just then the zombies of Walt Disney, Colonel Sanders, and former-Presidents Nixon and Ben Franklin walk in~
Joseph: ~gutting Walt~ Well if it ain’t a small world after all!
S-chan: Hey! I want to say something witty! Uh.... Hey Colonel! Tell me your secret recipe! ~she beheads him~
Joseph: Oh yeah, that was real witty.
S-chan: Shut up!! ~killing Ben Franklin~
Nixon: I am not a zombie!
Joseph: Really?
Nixon: Yes.
Joseph: Ok then, your free to go.
Nixon: ~running out the door~ Suckers!
S-chan: Why did you let him go?
Joseph: ~shrugs~ I’ve never had a problem with Nixon.
~just then a cat starts to rub on Joseph’s leg~
Joseph: Aaah! Zombie cat! ~kills it quickly~
Yugi: That was my cat!! ~nearly in tears~
Joseph: Yeah, well it was a zombie.
Yugi: No it wasn’t!! It was still fine!
Joseph: Yeah, see it was turning into a zombie.
~then the Zombie of a big Greek man walks in~
????: I am Homer!
S-chan: Simpson?
Homer: No, Homer. Greek author. I wrote the Odyssey!
Joseph: Oh yeah, that was that long story we read in English.
S-chan: Yeah, it wasn’t so good.
Homer: What?! How dare you say that!! It was one of the greatest epics ever written!!
Joseph: ~looking over at S-chan~ Thinking what I’m thinking?
S-chan: I think so. But where are we going to find pants big enough?
Joseph: Uh, I meant for a dual attack.
S-chan: Oh right!
~Joseph and S-chan jump at Homer at dual slash him, cutting him into tiny bits~
Joseph: ~getting up~ Well looks like everything is back to normal.
Yami Yugi: What the fuck do you mean? Anzu, Honda, and Jonouchi are all dead! Not to mention my cat!
Joseph: Yeah so there were some loses. It happens.
S-chan: Hehe, I saved you two. Your both now my personal slaves. I got two yami slaves!
Yami Bakura & Yami Yugi: God help me.
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Joseph: Ok then. Story done. I feel good.
S-Chan: Me too! I killed Anzu! ~innocent smile~
Joseph: And the rest of them.
S-Chan: Hey! I still have Yugi and Ryou!
Joseph: And the world goes on.
S-Chan: What does that mean?
Joseph: ~shrugs~ I dunno, but it sounds good as a closing line.
S-Chan: I don‘t know. Why are you not surprised?
Joseph: Dunno. Just not surprised by anything anymore.
S-Chan: -_- ~ponders~
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~Saturday morning at the Kame Game Store. If you don’t remember what happened or are just joining us, here’s what all happened: Joseph, Jonouchi, Honda, Yugi, and Ryou went out the night before and pretty much got wasted. While Anzu was at the store playing “games” with S-chan. The guys came home and Yugi killed Anzu thinking she was Kaiba. S-chan got rid of the body and everyone went to sleep. Now let’s join in now that everyone is walking up~
Joseph: ~sitting in a chair in a dark corner of the room wearing shades~ Oooh, fucking a!
~in walks Jonouchi~
Jonouchi: Hey man, you hurting too?
Joseph: No, I’m just fucking peachy. ~moans~
~in walks Honda with Yugi~
Yugi: I can’t stop throwing up.
Honda: I feel fine and actually I’m hungry.
Yugi: Ugh, no food.
~the screams of Ryou can be heard in the other room and the comes running out followed by groggy S-chan~
Joseph: Damnit Ryou, quiet the fuck down!
~Ryou is not listening as he is still in shock~
Ryou: You! You were my the bed with me!
S-chan: ~rubbing sleep from eyes~ Yeah so?
Ryou: You.. me.. I mean we didn’t did we?
S-chan: Do what?
Ryou: You know, “that”.
S-chan: ~yawning~ What’s “that”?
Ryou: That “special handshake”...
Joseph: Grr. Damnit he means sex.
S-chan: What kinda girl do you take me for?!? ~slaps Ryou~
Ryou: Ouch! ~sigh~ So, good we didn’t then, right?
S-chan: ~walking into the kitchen~ Who wants breakfast?
Ryou: Uh... was that a yes or no?
Joseph: ~snicker~
Honda: I do S-chan! I’m starved! ~running into the kitchen~
Yugi: No way. I can’t eat anything.
S-chan: ~cooking~ Come on Lil’ Yug. It my special recipe. Sure to cure hangovers.
Yugi: Well if it will cure it then. Ok.
Joseph: Hm? No way. I gotta see this.
~Yugi, Ryou, and Jonouchi walk to the table and sit down as S-chan hands them their plates. Joseph stops at the doorway and watches on~
Honda: Uh.. S-chan, is this safe to eat?
Yugi: Yeah. it kinda smells funny.
Ryou: ...
S-chan: Eat it now or I’ll beat you all with my mallet!!
Three: Eep!!
~the three start to eat their food while S-chan stands there, her grin growing wider and wider~
Honda: Hey, this is good!
Yugi: And it’s really curing the hangover!
Yami Bakura: What’s your secret? Tell me now!!
S-chan: ~grinning ear to ear~ Oh a little spices and alot of Friendship.
~Joseph’s eyes grow wide~
Joseph: Sandra you didn’t do what I think you did, did you?
S-chan: ~putting a finger to her lips~ Sshhh.
Yugi: Joseph, come over here and have some of this.
Joseph: Uh.. no thanks. I’m on a strict “Friendship” free diet.
Yugi: Your loss then.
Joseph: ~turning and walking away mumbling~ Yeah, well at least I’m not eating my best friend.
Yugi: What?
S-chan: ~throwing mallet at Joseph~ Shut up!
Yugi: S-chan what does he mean by that?
Joseph: ~in other room~ I mean your eating Anzu!
S-chan: Damnit, I told you to shut up!
Yugi: No.. no.. NO!! I can’t believe this! How can this be Anzu? ~hangs head low~
Yami Bakura: ~still eating~ Let’s see, you were drunk, you thought Anzu was Kaiba, S-chan gave you a sword, you killed Anzu, S-chan then got rid of the body and Walla! Here we are now.
S-chan: ~hugging Yami Bakura~ And I did it all for you!
Honda: ~pushing his plate aside~ Hey Yugi man, you ok?
Yami Yugi: This deed is not something that can be taken lightly. ~raises head back up~ Justice must be taken for Anzu’s death!
S-chan: ~squeals~ You have a yami side too?! Cool!
Yami Bakura: Calm down you old fart. I know a spell that can bring her back.
Yami Yugi: You do?
Yami Bakura: Yeah, yeah. All I need is the remains of her mortal body.
S-chan: Which one do I want? Oh! I want to hug and kiss them both!!
Yami Yugi: ~grabs the cooking pot and puts in front of Yami Bakura~ Well here’s what left of her. The rest is inside our stomachs.
Yami Bakura: Good enough. Now to utter the words of the spell.
~a green light fills the room as Yami Bakura says the spell capable of bringing Anzu back to life~
Joseph: Hey what’s going on here?
S-chan: My Bakura is bringing Anzu back to life because my Yugi wants her back alive.
Joseph: Cool.
~the room completely fills with the green light and in an instant vanishes leaving a mushy pile on the ground~
Joseph: Didn’t work.
Yami Bakura: Of course it did, look. ~pointing at the mushy pile that is Anzu~
Yami Yugi: Oh my!
Joseph and S-chan: Cool!
~Anzu is a big pile of skin with a head, a leg, and an arm~
Anzu: What happened?
Yami Bakura: I brought you back to life.
Anzu: How did I die in the first place?
Honda: S-chan gave Yugi a sword which he used to kill you.
~Anzu looks over at S-chan~
S-chan: ~waving~ Hi!
Anzu: You guys I don’t feel so good.
Jonouchi: Yeah, and you look like shit.
Yami Bakura: Who cares. I did my job, I brought you back to life.
~just then the doorbell rings and Joseph to answer it~
Joseph: ~from other room~ Hey Bakura, she’s not the only one you brought back.
~Joseph backs up back into the kitchen as he is followed by a group of zombies~
Jonouchi: Aaaaaaa! Zombies!
Honda: How do we get rid of them?
S-chan: ~grabbing her mallet~ Kill the head zombie!! ~S-chan smashes Anzu under her mallet, killing her~
Joseph: Uhh.. I don’t think Anzu was a zombie at all.
S-chan: Your point?
Jonouchi: ~hanging from the fan on the ceiling~ Zombies, zombies, zombies!!
Joseph: We gotta kill them all by hand! ~he picks up a sword and beheads the first one~ Uh.. If I’m not mistaking, I just killed William Shakespeare.
S-chan: Cool! ~picking up a sword of her own~ Hey look, it’s Elvis! ~S-chan quickly kills him~
~just then a group of zombies kill Honda and go after Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura~
Yami Yugi: Yeah, great plan Bakura.
Yami Bakura: Shut the fuck up!
S-chan: No! My yamis! Oh, oh, which one do I save?
~S-chan try to think of a plan when she sees Jonouchi hanging over the group of zombies attacking Yugi and Bakura~
S-chan: I got it!
~S-chan throws her sword at Jonouchi, knocking him down into the group of zombies who kill him~
S-chan: Yay! It worked! My yamis are saved!
Joseph: Hey S-chan, we got more!!
~just then the zombies of Walt Disney, Colonel Sanders, and former-Presidents Nixon and Ben Franklin walk in~
Joseph: ~gutting Walt~ Well if it ain’t a small world after all!
S-chan: Hey! I want to say something witty! Uh.... Hey Colonel! Tell me your secret recipe! ~she beheads him~
Joseph: Oh yeah, that was real witty.
S-chan: Shut up!! ~killing Ben Franklin~
Nixon: I am not a zombie!
Joseph: Really?
Nixon: Yes.
Joseph: Ok then, your free to go.
Nixon: ~running out the door~ Suckers!
S-chan: Why did you let him go?
Joseph: ~shrugs~ I’ve never had a problem with Nixon.
~just then a cat starts to rub on Joseph’s leg~
Joseph: Aaah! Zombie cat! ~kills it quickly~
Yugi: That was my cat!! ~nearly in tears~
Joseph: Yeah, well it was a zombie.
Yugi: No it wasn’t!! It was still fine!
Joseph: Yeah, see it was turning into a zombie.
~then the Zombie of a big Greek man walks in~
????: I am Homer!
S-chan: Simpson?
Homer: No, Homer. Greek author. I wrote the Odyssey!
Joseph: Oh yeah, that was that long story we read in English.
S-chan: Yeah, it wasn’t so good.
Homer: What?! How dare you say that!! It was one of the greatest epics ever written!!
Joseph: ~looking over at S-chan~ Thinking what I’m thinking?
S-chan: I think so. But where are we going to find pants big enough?
Joseph: Uh, I meant for a dual attack.
S-chan: Oh right!
~Joseph and S-chan jump at Homer at dual slash him, cutting him into tiny bits~
Joseph: ~getting up~ Well looks like everything is back to normal.
Yami Yugi: What the fuck do you mean? Anzu, Honda, and Jonouchi are all dead! Not to mention my cat!
Joseph: Yeah so there were some loses. It happens.
S-chan: Hehe, I saved you two. Your both now my personal slaves. I got two yami slaves!
Yami Bakura & Yami Yugi: God help me.
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Joseph: Ok then. Story done. I feel good.
S-Chan: Me too! I killed Anzu! ~innocent smile~
Joseph: And the rest of them.
S-Chan: Hey! I still have Yugi and Ryou!
Joseph: And the world goes on.
S-Chan: What does that mean?
Joseph: ~shrugs~ I dunno, but it sounds good as a closing line.