Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ A Reason to Throw a Book at a Wall ❯ Chapter 1

Youko: Hi Fanfic reading people! I'm glad that you came to read my poor excuse for a fic.

Hiei: Am I in this one?

Youko: No. What are you doing here anyway?

Hiei: Kurama said I need to learn how to give moral support.

Youko: So do you think I'll do good with the fic, Hiei?

Hiei: No.

Youko: I think you and I should work on the moral support thing while the nice people read the fic.

A Reason to throw a book at a wall.

Chapter 1

It was only 10:35 in the morning, but the day already seemed so long. This was probably for 3 reasons, one, Della would have normally only just gotten out of bed an hour ago but her parents think that morning is the best time of the day so they wake her up at 6:00, two, she needed to wake up `cos bayblades was on and she had to see if Kai was going to stay evil, and three, she was writing a fanfic.

It's not that she hated writing them, it's that she has the ideas. She just can't get it on paper. One of her best friends, Alyssa, was coming over the next day and Della wanted to be able to show her something resembling a fic.

`Alyssa always asks me if I've written any' Della thought to herself.

You may be thinking "Why would Della write a fic just `cos someone told her to?" Well, Della is one of those strange people. She wears black, listens to all kinds of music but prefers almost anything morbid, she's not smart, pretty or popular and has very few friends. This is why she'd probably jump off a cliff if any of them told her to.

One more thing about Della, watching anime and reading fanfics is Della's favourite (if not only) pass-time. Her parents, on the other hand, think that anime is a waste of time and money, they also think that anime is for eight year olds (she has given up protesting this topic) so they tell her she should just grow up.

Thankfully, Della hasn't listened to her parents since she they said, "Where not racist, they're just evil." She tries to filter out the bullshit now.

Anyway, Della was sitting on the recliner in her living room, writing her first fic. She thought about other fics that she'd read. One of her favourites was by her other best friend, Lulu. She wrote herself, Alyssa and Della into it, it was the funniest fic she'd ever read.

She decided to read over the story so far but upon reading what she wrote and realising that it was complete crap, Della became infuriated. Although she was prone to fits of anger, this was just ridiculous. She threw the book at the wall and started throwing random objects at it until she heard a voice.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO YOU BITCH!" a loud voice screamed at her.

Della looked down and realised that it was the book talking (kind of like the hat from Harry Potter). She just stared at it in awe and said "What?"

"I've had enough of this, you couldn't write to save yourself! You're coming with me". The book snapped at her.

As the book was talking, it opened up and sucked her into it. (Like on the "I dream of Genie" opening credits where she's sucked into the bottle… DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, EVERYONE'S SECRETLY WATCHED IT AT SOME POINT)

Della couldn't see anything around her and she felt like she was falling, the next thing

she knew, she saw colours all around her and she hit her head on something.

Youko: So there you have it! The first chapter. Here's a little preview for the next chapter.

"D'you expect us to believe that crap?" asked Jou.

The book didn't appreciate this so it spoke up. "Well believe it bucko! I brought her here `cos she can't write for shit. She's too stupid!"

"That's not nice," Ryou commented.

Hiei: That doesn't tell you much about the next chapter.

Youko: That's not very supportive Hiei.

Hiei: (Sarcastically) Oh yay! That was EXCELENT!

Youko: I've never seen you act that way before.

Hiei: That's because Kurama, The idiot and the punk aren't around. I have a reputation to keep you know.

Youko: So why are you different around me. ( Looks at Hiei with big cute eyes)

Hiei: Not in front of the readers thank you. (Picks up Youko and walks away)

Youko: (From a distance) Please review and Keep reading, I know it sucks at the moment but I promise it'll get better! Don't flame me please, This is only my first time.