Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ A Reason to Throw a Book at a Wall ❯ Chapter 3

Kenshin: Yahiko and I aren't in this fic but Youko has my phone number on speed dial.

Yahiko: Yeah, she wanted us to do introduction, I think she's sick or something because there's a lot of noise coming from her room.

Kenshin: *With plate eyes* Has no-one ever told you about anything like this?

Yahiko: About what?

Kenshin: *Sweatdrops and falls over* Just my luck to have to give you this talk.

Yahiko: While Kenshin gets up, Youko said to thank Alyssa and Shinigami for their reviews.

Kenshin: *Walking away with Yahiko* Well… when two people…*Fades*

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Chapter 3

Alyssa was far from bored. She was sitting on her futon watching the "Evil Ring Spirit" episode of YuGiOh, over and over again but fast-forwarding through most of it, just to see Ryou looking like an angel.

When suddenly, just as the change of heart card was about to be played, Asti appeared in front of the TV, obstructing Alyssa's view.

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Although she was in Australia, her voice could be heard in China.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SCREAMING ABOUT?" Asti screamed back.

"Ryou! You made me miss Ryou!" Alyssa yelled as she started to cry.

"You've seen it fifty billion times"

"That's NOT the point! The point is…" Just as she spoke, Ryou came on the screen and Alyssa appeared to be in a daze.

"You're coming with me, Della want's you and Lulu to meet some friends of hers. I went to Lulu's house but she's not there, so were going to her father's place in America." Asti said, sounding surpassingly nice to Alyssa.

Alyssa was still in a daze when she was sucked into the book and they disappeared.

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Meanwhile, at Yugi's house:

"How long did Asti say he was going to be?" asked Honda, his stomach making the worst sounds imaginable, "I'm hungry, I forgot breakfast."

"Bakura and I will get some pizza while we're waiting," announced Ryou, he then found some paper and a pen, "So what do we all want?"

"I only know one other person who writes this stuff down, that's Alyssa, she's always so organized." Said Della as she watched Ryou's face go a slight pinky-red color. "But anyway, I want Hawaiian."

"Meatlovers mmmmmmmmmm"

"I want supreme."

"No. Get the Fishermen's catch."

"That's disgusting, get the pepperoni feast"

This went on for about 10 minutes until it was finally decided that Alyssa (When she gets there), Bakura and Ryou would have Supreme, Yami, Della and Lulu (When she gets there) would have Hawaiian, Yugi and Téa would have Fishermen's catch and Jou and Honda would have Meatlovers with twice the normal amount of BBQ sauce (AN: mmm Meatlovers).

"Ok. We'll be back soon." Ryou said and left with Bakura, muttering something about stupid mortals putting fish on a pizza.

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When Alyssa and Asti re-appeared, they were standing in a dark room. They waited for their eyes to adjust.

When they could see properly, they noticed that the room had a closet and desk and the reason the room was so dark was because it was night time. They also saw, the room had a bed.

"Book, did you ever think about time difference?" whispered Alyssa.

"DON'T CALL ME BOOK, BITCH! My name is Asti. Is that her or not?" Asti said, gesturing to the person now staring at them.

"I thought I was dreaming about a Mongoose and "Silent Clown Hair Moose, not Alyssa and a talking book." Yawned Lulu, wiping her eyes.

"DON'T CALL ME BOOK-" Asti was cut off by Alyssa shoving a pair of Lulus socks in his mouth.

"Be quiet Asti." She whispered harshly before turning back to Lulu, "The book's name is Asti and he's magic and belongs to Della and she wants us to go with the book to meet some friends of hers."

"Della has other friends?" Lulu asked, only catching the last part `cos she was still half asleep. She got up to look for something to change into and tried to decide between he Summer and Spring collection.

Asti, outraged at Alyssa, turned to her and spat the socks in her face.

Alyssa's charged at the book, but as she did, Lulu and herself were sucked into the book.

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Kenshin: *Coming back with Yahiko* So that's what she's doing in there.

Yahiko: *Eyes wide open and jaw dragging on the ground* …

Kenshin: Youko wants everyone that reads this to review so she knows if it's good or not. I don't know if she'll be back for the next chapter, that bed is comfortable and she's got a LOT of people on speed dial.

Yahiko: *Snaps back to reality* HAY! How do you know her bed is comfortable!

Kenshin: *Grabs Yahiko by the back of his shirt and drags him away* Ja Ne! and review or she'll burn Heero's teddy bear.