Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ A Semi-Plotless Yu-Gi-Oh! Fic. ❯ A Mental Yugi?!? ( Chapter 1 )
Yugi sends people to the shadow realm.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Comedy / | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.25.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 700 | Visits: 282 | Status: Completed
Semi-Plotless Randomness
Chapter 1
A Mental Yugi?!?
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1000LD: 2 things. I will be called Bill. And, 2, I don't own ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS, got it?!?! ^-^ Good. Let's get on with this!
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Bakura: Uh… Why am I here?
Yami: Hey, me, too?!
Marik: Good Question!
Bill: *perky* Hiya!
Yami: o.O Uh, hi… I guess.
Bakura: *holds Bill by collar* Alright, mortal, why the hell have you brought us here?!?
Bill: *can't breathe* …
Bakura: WELL?!?
Bill: …
Bakura: WELL?!?
Bill: X.X
Marik: You idiot! Look what you did!
Bakura: *looks* Okay. Now what?
Marik: *Anime fall; stands up* -.- Never mind.
Téa: Now, guys, we should all be friends!
Yamis: (((O.O))) AUGH! IT'S TÉA! *run to nearest closet*
Téa: ? ?
Ishizu: *dressed as Dian Keto, the Cure Master* Hello.
Joey: Why da heck are ya dressed like dat, Ishizu?
Ishizu: *thinks* I don't know.
Joey: *facefault*
Yugi: *looks at Bill* Uh oh. I think we're in trouble.
Joey: Yeah….
Yugi: *Evil grin* NOW I SHALL RULE OVER THIS PATHETIC STORY! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Joey: Uh, Yuge?
Yugi: *evil voice* WHAT?
Joey: Have you been talking to Marik again?
Yugi: *very evil voice* DIE, FOOLISH MORTAL! *kicks Joey in the you-know-what*
Joey: *high pitch* Yuge?
Yugi: NOW, IT'S TIME TO VISIT THE SHADOW REALM!
Joey: *still high pitch* Wait! You can't do that unless we duel first.
Yugi: Shadow coin flip. Heads, I win; tails, you lose.
Joey: *s.h.p.* Sure. *thinks* wait a minute…
Yugi: COIN FLIP! *TAILS* FWAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU LOSE! SOUL SHATTER!
Joey: *thuds on ground* X.X
Mai: Hey, you bitch! Bring him back now! I challenge you to a duel!
Yugi: Fine. 1 shadow duel.
Y-2000 M-2000
Yugi: I summon Dark Magician (2500/2100) and set 2 cards face down!
Mai: *blinks* Uh… okay. I play Harpie's Pet Dragon (2000/2500) in defense mode, and set 2 cards face down.
Marik: *walks in; watches* ^-^ Cool, a shadow game!
Yugi: I play Upstart Goblin. Now I draw a card.
Y-2000 M-3000
Yugi: Next, I activate Stop Defense! Harpie's Dragon is in attack mode! Now I play Megamorph, doubling my Dark Magician's ATK! (5000/2100). Dark Magician, obliterate Harpie's Pet Dragon!
Mai: Hah! I activate Mirror Wall!
Yugi: Seven Tools of the Bandit negates your card!
Y-1000 M-3000
Mai: NOOOOOO!
Y-1000 M-0000
Mai: X.X *hits ground*
Marik: Well, done, Yugi. Finish her.
Yugi: *nods* SOUL SHATTER!
Mai: X.X
Marik: Hmph. Great job.
Yugi: *still evil* ^-^ Thanks! *thinks* WAIT! You have the Millennium Rod! I challenge you for it!
Marik: O.O Uh, wait…
Yugi: 1 duel!
Y-2000 M-2000
Marik: Ummm, how about Battle City Rules?
Yugi: Uh, fine.
Y-4000 M-4000
Yugi: I draw! Now I set 2 cards face down, and summon Gazelle the King of Mythical Beasts (1500/1200).
Marik: Hmph. I play Gemini Elf (1900/0900). Now, Gemini Elf, attack Gazelle!
Y-3600 M-4000
Yugi: *draws* I summon Alpha, the Magnet Warrior (1400/1700). Next I activate, Ultimate Offering. I pay 1000 Life Points to play 3 more monsters! I summon Beta (1700/1600) and Gamma (1500/1800) as well. Then I sacrifice them for The Winged Dragon of Ra! And if you remember, I won the Egyptian God Cards in the Battle City finals! TWDoR (4600/5100).
Y-2100 M-4000
Yugi: Now I activate Ra's 1 Turn Kill ability!
Y-0001 M-4000
Ra: 6699/7199
Marik: NOOO!
Yugi: Ra, attack Marik's Gemini Elf!
Marik: NOOOO!
Y-0001 M-0000
Yugi: I win! *takes Millennium Rod* SOUL SHATTER!
To be continued…