Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ A Semi-Plotless Yu-Gi-Oh! Fic. ❯ When Ra Attacks ( Chapter 4 )

Semi-Plotless Randomness

Chapter 4

When Ra Attacks

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1000LD: 2 things. I will be called Bill. And, 2, I don't own ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS, got it?!?! ^-^ Oh, and thanks to Rowan Girl for this idea! Good. Let's get on with this!

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Yugi: HAH! I AM INVINCIBLE!

Yami: Uhhh… I'm supposed to have all the Millennium Items…

Yugi: *sends Yami to Shadow Realm*

Yami: *Zombified*

Yugi: Let's see… *counts on fingers* Mai, Joey, Marik, Bakura, Bill, Shadi, and Yami. 7 ZOMBIES!

Suddenly, there is a HUGE flash of light.

???: Yugi Motoh of Domino City…

Yugi: o.O What?

???: You are to be dueled by me!

Yugi: Who are you?

???: *steps out of light; looks exactly like Yugi*

Yugi: AUGH! ARE YOU ME?!?

???: Of course not! I'm a shapeshifter! The name is Ra.

Yugi: As in 'The Winged Dragon of Ra'?

Ra: Yep. That's me.

Yugi: You seem perky.

Ra: You have exceeded the legal number of Zombies in 1 area.

Yugi: Ummm… *thinks* Wait! There's a limit?

Ra: Duhh. The limit is 6. You have 7. We duel!

Yugi: Show your true form!

Ra: *obliges; is now a spirit* HOW'S THIS?

Yugi: Ummm… well, if we're gonna duel… you need arms.

Ra: *transforms to picture on the WdoR card* WAIT! You turned the author into a ZOMBIE?!?

Yugi: You're supposed to know that, aren't you?

Ra: *looks through job description* This says it's optional. LET'S DUEL!

Yugi: You go first!

Ra: I summon myself to the field (0/0). Now I pay the Duelist LP to raise my power (7999/7999) Now I use hand lock! Your hand is removed from play.

Yugi: Rats!

Ra: I summon Kuriboh (3000/2000). Now I…

Yugi: Wait! Kuriboh is a 300/200 monster.

Ra: I can do what I want. I attack… WAIT! I refuse this duel!

Duel: *Stops* DRAW!

Ra: *attacks Yugi*

Yugi: Huh? *fly through the next 3 walls*

Millennium Items: *fly through 4 walls*

Yugi: *weakened* Huh?
Ra: *crushes Yugi*

Yugi: *blacks out; wakes up*

???: I see you're finally here!

Yugi: Uh… Where is here?

???: I am Osiris, god of the underworld.

Yugi: Oh great. Another god.

Osiris: You may know me as Slifer. THOSE #@$% DUBBERS!

???: Hey, doesn't he go to me?

Osiris: Sorry, Anubis. He lives here now.

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Back to Domino City

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Ra: Hmmm… he disappeared.

Zombies: BBBBBRRRRRAAAAAIIINNNSS!

Ra: Oh yeah, I almost forgot! *de-Zombifies zombies*

Bill: YAY! I'm back… and out of ideas.

Ra: *anime fall*

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Bill: Can't think… need ideas…

Ra: What happens to me?

Bill: …