Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ A TwoPair Of Brown Eyes ❯ Not What I Seem To Be... ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel 
Ryou's been keeping a little secret from Bakura... but what?
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Suspense / Romance / Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 05.09.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 273 | Status: Work In Progress
Ryou's been keeping a little secret from Bakura... but what?
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Suspense / Romance / Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 05.09.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 273 | Status: Work In Progress
A Two-Pair Of Brown Eyes
Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel: XD This is a Bakura=Ryou fic- but it's not shonen-ai! How? Read and find out! And also, I'd like to force Bakura to do the disclaimer!
Bakura: Do I haaaaave to? *pouts*
Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel: Yes. *glares*
Bakura: Damn... Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh, me, or that Ra-Damned Phoaroh! Happy now?
Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel: Yes. ^_^
Warning: The reason this is rated PG-13 is because in this, Ryou's a pervert, paranoid, sarcastic, talks to 'himself', has mood swings, and likes to swear mentally. Also- inhumanity to the microwave. XD
You'll understand why if you read- so do it- NOW!!
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Prologue: Not what I seem to be...
Oh my God- He's staring at me! Why is he staring at me?! Me, his weakling, girly hikari...
This is SO fucking weird. He's just standing there, dressed only in jeans , staring at me!! is he going to kill me? Maim me? Or maybe he's going to come over here and pin me to the wall and- Bad! Bad Ryou!
From where I'm standing- looking supremely intelligent, with my mouth hanging open like a fish's- I can see ever little detail of his etremely well sculpted torso. His silver-hite hair is all mussed- was he sleeping? Oh- wait. Do I even need to ask? This is Bakura we're talking about! Of COURSE he was sleeping!
"Er- Hi, Bakura. . ."
Way to go Ryou! What a way to sound like the transcendantly witty person I am! I'm sooo smart, can't you tell?
Oh great. He's STILL staring at me! what the hell is your problem, Baka?! Why is he staring at me, anyway? Oh ya!! Now I remember... it might, just possibly, be because I walked into the bathroom, with out knocking- Heaven forbid for that one!- just in time to see him doing up his pants.
If only I had come in earlier...
Naughty Ryou! Bad Ryou! No more dirty thoughts! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! I'm such a pervert!!
Ah, well....
Not much I can do about it, eh? Mind you, life would be A HELL OF A LOT easier Bakura didn't read my thoughts periodically! I'd hate to see what he'd do if he found out about me.
You see, not am I a complete pervert- or hentai, if you prefer- I also have a teensy weensy tiny winy little secret.
I, the oh-so MANLY Ryou Bakura, am a girl.
Shocking, ne?
I know exactly what you're doing right now- sitting with your mouth open, wondering how I managed to pull this off for fifteen years! Hell, even I have no idea how i pulled it off.
Wither that, or you're being a perve like me and wondering my cupsize- tough luck boys- or gals, I guess- I bind my bosom to look like a guy.
Luckily, Bakura isn't the brightest person on the face of this putrid little rock- But really, you'd think he would have noticed after living with me since I was five! Mind you, I think he was busy trying to take over the world. Funfun.
"Ryou? Are you okay?" he's looking at me now- Not staring! No!- with a wary, slightly confused look on his face. Heeheehee... he looks so cute like that!
"Fine! absolutely PEACHY!!" I shout in mock cheerfulness.
"Ummm... Then why did you walk into the bathroom like that?"
Frankly, I have no fucking clue! None at all! But I have to figure out an answer, or Bakura will maim me terribly in sheer Bakura tradition.
"Umm.. Er..." Ra-damn it! Ryou, you're a moron! "I have to- er- um- Use the bathroom!" Lame, but it'll do.
"Oh."
He- he's blushing? I wince mentally. Oh God, Bakura! I didn't mean I was going to use it that way, you freakishly sexy hentai!
//What'd you call me?!// I swallow at the sound of Bakura's mind growl.
/N-nothing, Yami../ I stutter, hoping to hell he won't gut my with a knife from his collection of extremely sharp shiny things...
//You called me a hentai, Ryou...// Uh-oh. He's glaring at me! Scaryscary look of death! But he does look sexy...
//What?// Erp- I think he heard me! OH SHIT!
/W-what are you t-talking about, B-bakura?/
I start laughing nervously, half enveloped in hysterical terror. Alright- on the count of three, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Three...
"Ryou..." Bakura growls.
Two...
His eyes narrow dangerously.
One!!
just as I bolt for the stairs, hoping deperately that I'll be able to get to my room and lock the door, I can feel a hand grap the back of my shirt. OHHHH SHIIIIIT......... I'm in for it now.
My feet slide out from beneath me, and a land hard on my ass at Bakura's feet. Above me, looking down smugly, Bakura is smirking at me. My back is against his legs, and he's still holding my shirt.
"Er- Hello..."
"What was that I heard earlier?" He smirking at me again- Evil smirk of DOOM!!!
"YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! I'M STUCK IN A HOUSE WITH A PSYCHOPATH!!!" I scream, causing Bakura to jump back with surprise. I watch as he claps his hands over his ears, obviously trying to block out the echoes of my manly yell of triumph. Okaaay... I'm getting the feeling I shouldn't have done that... Bakura is giving me a death glare.
"What the HELL was that for?!" he screams at me, rubbing his temples.
"..." I can't bring myself to answer. Why had I screamed? I could've just come up with some lame excuse! Baka, baka, BAKA Ryou!
//Answer the question, Ryou.//
/Uh- er- Nyerp.../
//Huh?//
/I dunno../
//Ryou- you're a freak.//
My yami is shaking his head, and walking out of the room. Yes! I'm ALIVE!!!
But now I remember why I walked into the bathroom in the first place, so I quickly dodge into the bathrrom and locked the door. Turning around, I let my pants fall to my ankles.
I know, I know, wearing panties might not be the smartest move for a girl pretending to be a boy- but hell, they're so comfy!
I pull them down to my knees and sit on the toilet- Bakura always leaves the toilet seat up- and inspect the red blotch n the white fabric of my underwear.
Fuck- My period.
Double fuck- My FIRST period.
//Ryou...//
/Yeah?/
//I think I killed the microwave.//
Triple fuck.
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Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel: Teehee!
Ryou: O_o My period?
Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel: Yep! ^^
Bakura: hahaha!!! Ryou, you freak!!
Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel: Uh, Bakura...
Bakura: Ya?
Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel: You have to put up with her PMS, you do know that?
Bakura: O_O
Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel: XD This is a Bakura=Ryou fic- but it's not shonen-ai! How? Read and find out! And also, I'd like to force Bakura to do the disclaimer!
Bakura: Do I haaaaave to? *pouts*
Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel: Yes. *glares*
Bakura: Damn... Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh, me, or that Ra-Damned Phoaroh! Happy now?
Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel: Yes. ^_^
Warning: The reason this is rated PG-13 is because in this, Ryou's a pervert, paranoid, sarcastic, talks to 'himself', has mood swings, and likes to swear mentally. Also- inhumanity to the microwave. XD
You'll understand why if you read- so do it- NOW!!
__________________________________
Prologue: Not what I seem to be...
Oh my God- He's staring at me! Why is he staring at me?! Me, his weakling, girly hikari...
This is SO fucking weird. He's just standing there, dressed only in jeans , staring at me!! is he going to kill me? Maim me? Or maybe he's going to come over here and pin me to the wall and- Bad! Bad Ryou!
From where I'm standing- looking supremely intelligent, with my mouth hanging open like a fish's- I can see ever little detail of his etremely well sculpted torso. His silver-hite hair is all mussed- was he sleeping? Oh- wait. Do I even need to ask? This is Bakura we're talking about! Of COURSE he was sleeping!
"Er- Hi, Bakura. . ."
Way to go Ryou! What a way to sound like the transcendantly witty person I am! I'm sooo smart, can't you tell?
Oh great. He's STILL staring at me! what the hell is your problem, Baka?! Why is he staring at me, anyway? Oh ya!! Now I remember... it might, just possibly, be because I walked into the bathroom, with out knocking- Heaven forbid for that one!- just in time to see him doing up his pants.
If only I had come in earlier...
Naughty Ryou! Bad Ryou! No more dirty thoughts! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! I'm such a pervert!!
Ah, well....
Not much I can do about it, eh? Mind you, life would be A HELL OF A LOT easier Bakura didn't read my thoughts periodically! I'd hate to see what he'd do if he found out about me.
You see, not am I a complete pervert- or hentai, if you prefer- I also have a teensy weensy tiny winy little secret.
I, the oh-so MANLY Ryou Bakura, am a girl.
Shocking, ne?
I know exactly what you're doing right now- sitting with your mouth open, wondering how I managed to pull this off for fifteen years! Hell, even I have no idea how i pulled it off.
Wither that, or you're being a perve like me and wondering my cupsize- tough luck boys- or gals, I guess- I bind my bosom to look like a guy.
Luckily, Bakura isn't the brightest person on the face of this putrid little rock- But really, you'd think he would have noticed after living with me since I was five! Mind you, I think he was busy trying to take over the world. Funfun.
"Ryou? Are you okay?" he's looking at me now- Not staring! No!- with a wary, slightly confused look on his face. Heeheehee... he looks so cute like that!
"Fine! absolutely PEACHY!!" I shout in mock cheerfulness.
"Ummm... Then why did you walk into the bathroom like that?"
Frankly, I have no fucking clue! None at all! But I have to figure out an answer, or Bakura will maim me terribly in sheer Bakura tradition.
"Umm.. Er..." Ra-damn it! Ryou, you're a moron! "I have to- er- um- Use the bathroom!" Lame, but it'll do.
"Oh."
He- he's blushing? I wince mentally. Oh God, Bakura! I didn't mean I was going to use it that way, you freakishly sexy hentai!
//What'd you call me?!// I swallow at the sound of Bakura's mind growl.
/N-nothing, Yami../ I stutter, hoping to hell he won't gut my with a knife from his collection of extremely sharp shiny things...
//You called me a hentai, Ryou...// Uh-oh. He's glaring at me! Scaryscary look of death! But he does look sexy...
//What?// Erp- I think he heard me! OH SHIT!
/W-what are you t-talking about, B-bakura?/
I start laughing nervously, half enveloped in hysterical terror. Alright- on the count of three, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Three...
"Ryou..." Bakura growls.
Two...
His eyes narrow dangerously.
One!!
just as I bolt for the stairs, hoping deperately that I'll be able to get to my room and lock the door, I can feel a hand grap the back of my shirt. OHHHH SHIIIIIT......... I'm in for it now.
My feet slide out from beneath me, and a land hard on my ass at Bakura's feet. Above me, looking down smugly, Bakura is smirking at me. My back is against his legs, and he's still holding my shirt.
"Er- Hello..."
"What was that I heard earlier?" He smirking at me again- Evil smirk of DOOM!!!
"YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! I'M STUCK IN A HOUSE WITH A PSYCHOPATH!!!" I scream, causing Bakura to jump back with surprise. I watch as he claps his hands over his ears, obviously trying to block out the echoes of my manly yell of triumph. Okaaay... I'm getting the feeling I shouldn't have done that... Bakura is giving me a death glare.
"What the HELL was that for?!" he screams at me, rubbing his temples.
"..." I can't bring myself to answer. Why had I screamed? I could've just come up with some lame excuse! Baka, baka, BAKA Ryou!
//Answer the question, Ryou.//
/Uh- er- Nyerp.../
//Huh?//
/I dunno../
//Ryou- you're a freak.//
My yami is shaking his head, and walking out of the room. Yes! I'm ALIVE!!!
But now I remember why I walked into the bathroom in the first place, so I quickly dodge into the bathrrom and locked the door. Turning around, I let my pants fall to my ankles.
I know, I know, wearing panties might not be the smartest move for a girl pretending to be a boy- but hell, they're so comfy!
I pull them down to my knees and sit on the toilet- Bakura always leaves the toilet seat up- and inspect the red blotch n the white fabric of my underwear.
Fuck- My period.
Double fuck- My FIRST period.
//Ryou...//
/Yeah?/
//I think I killed the microwave.//
Triple fuck.
_____________________________________
Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel: Teehee!
Ryou: O_o My period?
Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel: Yep! ^^
Bakura: hahaha!!! Ryou, you freak!!
Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel: Uh, Bakura...
Bakura: Ya?
Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel: You have to put up with her PMS, you do know that?
Bakura: O_O