Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ A Yamis' Easter ❯ Chapter One ( Chapter 1 )

Peneia Teke: Alrightyyy! I started this fic last Easter Eve when I was really bored, and now I just kinda write in it whenever I have inspiration.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.

It was Saturday. Bakura was bored out of his mind and needed something to do, so he decided to see if Malik was home.

Bakura: walks to Malik's house and rings the doorbell

Ishizu: opens door Hello Bakura. How are you this morning?

Bakura: grunts Is Malik home?

Ishizu: Actually, he's over at Yugi's house with the rest of the gang.

Bakura: shrugs and leaves for Yugi's

(Yugi's house)

Bakura: rings doorbell

Yugi: answers door Oh, hi Bakura, I didn't know you were coming over. How've you been?

Bakura:………

Yugi: Er……..So, would you like to come in?

Bakura:…….

Yugi:………

Bakura:……Is Malik here?

Yugi: Uh..yeah…uh…hang on….I'll get him. turns around M-A-L-I-K!!

Bakura: -__-u

Yami: Who's here, Yugi?

Yugi: Bakura!

Yami: DAMMIT! WHAT'S HE WANT?

Yugi: Yami! You shouldn't say things like that. Besides, he's right outside; I'm sure he can hear you!

Yami: grumbling

Yugi: What Yami?

Yami: Nothing.

Yugi: That's what I thought.

Marik: cracks up Yami got told by his Hikari!

Yami: glares daggers at Marik

Marik:…….

Malik: chuckling Marik got his ass kicked by the Pharaoh!

Marik: glares daggers at Malik

Malik: ^___^

Marik:………

Malik: ^__~

(thirty seconds later)

Malik: comes to the door Bakura.

Bakura: What are you doing at the Pharaoh's house?

Malik: Oh, you know, just dyin' eggs.

Bakura: blank stare

Malik: What? Haven't you ever dyed Easter Eggs before?

Bakura: snorts Like I would ever want to waste my time with that kind of mortal crap!

Yugi: Just give it a chance, Bakura. You might find you like it.

Yami: frowns Don't encourage him Yugi!

Bakura: smirks Whatever, I've got nothing better to do. walks in

Yami: sarcastically Sure, just make yourself at home, Tomb Robber.

Bakura: Maybe I will, Pharaoh.

Yami:…….curses under his breath

(Bakura walks in and joins them around the kitchen table)

Joey: So here's what ya do, Bakura. First you take an egg an' make little designs on it like dis draws stick figures on egg

Tristan: Man Joey, your drawings suck!

Joey: Hey! I didn't ask for your opinion! Anyways turns back to Bakura then you put da egg in some dye like dis….and presto! Instant Easta Egg!

Bakura: raises eyebrow And the point of this is…………?

Joey: Eh? Uh, I dunno. Hey YAMI!

Yami: You don't have to shout, Joey, I'm right across the table.

Joey: What's da point of dyin' eggs?

Yami: Why do you think I would know?

Joey: Uh…..'cause you always explain stuff ta me when I'm confused.

Malik: under his breath And he's always confused so it makes the Pharaoh look smart.

Malik, Marik, & Bakura: snigger

Joey & Yami: death glare at Malik

Tea: Ok Bakura, here's an egg for you. hands him the egg

Joey: Ha! I'm finally done wid mine! Look!

Tea: Lemme see Joey! peers over his shoulder ........Wha? Oh, my Lord!

Tristan: O_O…….Joey man, you've got a problem!

Yami: Let me see. looks at egg Good Ra! takes egg from Joey

Joey: Hey! I worked really hard on dat! Give it back!!

Yami: No! I'm going to dispose of it!

(Across the Table)

Bakura: So what exactly is this Easter thing anyway?

Marik: shrugs I dunno. Something about a leprechaun who brings candy to bunnies or some crap like that.

Bakura: O_O

Marik: Then, if the bunny sniffs a dog's butt and the dog runs away, we get six more weeks of winter.

Bakura: O_o ? ?

Marik: Well, that's what Malik told me.

Malik: rolls eyes No, you incompetent fool. I said that the `Easter Bunny' comes and fills naïve little children's baskets with candy, and then hides their eggs so they have to find them the next morning.

Marik: Oh yeah…..that. Well, whatever. Same thing.

Bakura: Who told you that? It sounds like something a mortal thought up who was on crack.

Malik: That `mortal on crack' was my father. He'd tell me stories like that all the time about different holidays that Ishizu and I were never allowed to celebrate. That is until someone in this room sent him to the Shadow Realm! glares at Marik

Marik: coughs Well, he was asking for it.

Bakura: You are such a Baka.

Marik: eye twitches What did you say? pulls out rod and raises it threateningly

Malik & Bakura: O_O

Bakura: to Malik I thought you got rid of that?

Malik: to Bakura Maybe if we sit really still, he'll forget we're here.

(They hear a high pitched scream from Yami)

Marik, Malik & Bakura: O_O

Tristan: Dude, was that you, Yami?

Yami: clears throat embarrassedly Excuse me. This egg won't break! It must be cursed! TOMB ROBBER! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO IT!?

Bakura: growls Don't get your undies in a bundle, Pharaoh, I didn't do anything to the Ra blasted egg.

Yami: What? I don't understand.

Bakura: sighs You're obviously too slow to pick up the modern day lingo!

Yami: looks confused What is this…..lingo……you speak of?

Bakura: sighs again What mortals use to communicate to each other with you stupid baka!

Yami: looks offended Well, s-oooo-rrrrry! Some-body woke up on the wrong side of the bed! Wait….. aren't we getting a little off the topic?

Bakura: That depends…..what's the topic?

Yami: YOU CURSED THE EGG YOU DIRTY SOUL STEALER!

Bakura: Ra! Why does everyone always blame me when things go wrong?

Malik: Uh, probably because you're usually the reason that things go wrong in the first place.

Bakura: huffs Oh, yeah, and you don't ever cause any trouble? You start stuff just as often as me and no one ever blames you for it!

Malik: Ha ha ha, that's because they all think it's my Yami!

Marik: Hey!

Malik: Hehehehe.

Yami: Stand back. I'm going to send this egg to the Shadow Realm!

Marik, Malik & Bakura: look excited

Yugi: No, Yami! Don't do that! There's nothing wrong with it!

Yami: Eh?

Yugi: It's called a hard boiled egg. It's not supposed to break.

Yami: Well, why didn't you just tell me that in the first place, Yugi?

Yugi: shrugs

Yami: sweatdrop

(They color eggs for a while longer and then get bored)

PT: And there you have it. The first chapter of my weird attempt at humor. O.o Anyway, review if you'd like, (as always they'd be greatly appreciated) and tell me if you want it continued. Yes, I already know that the characters are slightly OOC, so you don't have to tell me. Also, I do celebrate Easter, so this isn't supposed to be some weird conspiracy against the holiday, k? Well, tell me what you want me to do.