Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Addicted ❯ One-Shot

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! (if I did, Anzu would have a gun, and Yuugi and Jounouchi would have finally screwed a long time ago), or the melody to this awesome song. The real owner is…

Simple Plan: Thank you, thank you. We are awesome…

Hikaru Utada!

Simple Plan: WHAT?! Some Japanese chick copied off of us?!

No, "Addicted" by Hikaru Utada (the same musician who performed "Hikari", which is the original version of "Simple and Clean" from the Kingdom Hearts soundtrack) was released sometime in 2000, I think. I’m afraid she beat you to it, boys.

*Simple Plan trudges off*

Anyway, this was inspired by an Anzu/Téa-bashing author who wrote pretty dumb songs about how Téa was getting in the way of Yami, and how she should die and whatnot. Yes, I was quite offended—so was my stomach. And, I must say before I go any further, this is not trashing any particular person. I’m just poking at the general bashing community, which is bigger than it should be. And to the person who… inspired me… Thanks! >D

I did nothing to you so why do you hate me?
I’m gettin’ sick of all the rumors and lies.
You know me. I wouldn’t do any of the things that you say I would.
Please leave Takahashi alone before he cries.

Why would you hurt someone you can never reach?
At the end of every fic I’m always dead.
That ain’t cool. I wouldn’t betray anyone who trusted me.
I think this prejudice is all in your head.

You do not like me, and I don’t care for you.
What is it about me that gives you animosity?
You write about me, though you hate me.
You want Yami, but you look at me.
You’re back for more, I think you’re addicted to me.
And I know this can’t be hate.
I really think that this is fate.
Don’t try to explain; it’s far too late…

You complain that I’m prettier than you,
And that I get all of the guys too.
But those are all just little opinions, plainly.
Then you said that my brains smelled like poo.
Just to deny your obsession, too.
Ooh, baby… (Oh baby) I think you’re addicted to me.

And then you think I’m a friendship-ranting slut.
What is it with all of this made-up stuff?
I can’t get in the way of your favorite fan-couple.
And frankly, baby, I have had quite enough.

I’m better than you; I know you want me too.
Yeah, just go and deny it. You can’t hide the truth.
I heard the same old story.
And every time, it bores me.
I’m not a whore; you must be addicted to me.
I smell bullshit a mile away.
Why do you do it anyway?
If you hate me so much, then go away.

You complain that I’m prettier than you,
And that I get all of the guys too.
But those are all just little opinions, plainly.
I’m definitely prettier than you.
‘Cause I’ve got a personality, too.
Ooh, baby… (Oh baby) I think you’re addicted to me.

Whatever in the hell is wrong with you?
I think all of your evidence is screwed.
And it looks like you have failed to see…
I’m definitely prettier than you.
‘Cause I’ve got a personality, too.
Ooh, baby… (Oh baby…)

(You always complain...)
You complain that I’m prettier than you,
And that I get all of the guys too.
But those are all just little opinions, plainly.
Then you said that my brains smelled like poo.
Just to deny your obsession, too.
Ooh, baby… (Oh baby) I think you’re addicted to me.

I’m definitely prettier than you.
‘Cause I’ve got a personality, too.
Ooh, baby… (Oh baby) I think you’re addicted to me.

Some guy from a pro-Anzu/Téa message board: Perhaps [the bashers] [are] secretly in love with Anzu and [are] publicly denying it?

That’s the (edited for privacy) phrase that inspired me to write this song as well. ^_^ Just so you know, I write some original songs for existing and original characters, as well as for myself, because I hope to be a singer someday (but not on American Idol… I like pop, but I’m more of an… "Indie-pop" person). Hmm… a singer and the creator of an animated series… without the help of a reality show… Sounds like a crazy dream, but it could happen… "Nothing’s gonna stop me... (from protecting Anzu!) Only you (the admin) can stop me… (from making crappy mistakes!)"