Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Affections Touching Across Time ❯ Packing ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh...what? Expecting something corny?

Bakura: You're actually updating?

Inu: Yee-up.
Yami: Let's not get into anything silly and--

*Yugi and Ryou enter in a fight cloud, wrestling over what seems to be...*

Yugi: THE FUDGE MUFFIN IS MINE!!!!

Ryou: GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!!!!!

Inu/Bakura/Yami: O.O

Inu: Let's just move on...Oh yeah! I changed my mind about the couples!

Everyone: O.O

Inu: Listen up, Serenity, you like Valon now, Rafael and Mai go together, leaving Joey and Seto!

Seto: WHAT??!!

Joey: #&*%*)(*&$&^*%&^#^*(&%^%#^%$#^&$#%$@^%%$@%$^%#%$@^% $^%#^%$^%$&^$^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inu: Talk about colorful...

Seto: Why'd you change it??!

Inu: 'Cause I like Valon and he deserves someone nice and sweet like Serenity! On with the show!

Seto: But---!

Inu: ON WITH THE SHOW!

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"Well," Pegasus began, "We could all go to my summer home for the summer, and have a nice vacation there! That way, we'd be together for a little while longer."

"That IS a good idea. I mean, if we are gonna go our own ways, I'd rather it be after I spent some quality time with my friends. I don't wanna think about it until the actual day comes, and right now, I dunno about you guys, but I'm not ready to face that just yet," Marik said rather insightfully.

Everyone looked at him strangely before nodding in agreement.

"I say we go! I mean, what's the worse that could happen?" asked Yugi.

"Yeah, that's the spirit Yugi! Let's all go! Alright with you, Pegasus?" Tristan said.

"No worries here. Well then, let's leave today! Get all your stuff packed! We have a good 2 months ahead of us!" Pegasus announced.

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Yami, Yugi, and Solomon (can't spell his Japanese name) were all packing their clothes. They had an hour before Pegasus' and Seto's limos passed by to pick them up. Yugi sat on the bed while watching Yami grab a good 30 boxers and put it in a duffle bag.

"Yami, do you think that we'll have fun?" asked Yugi.

"I'm sure we will," the content ex-pharoah replied.

The smaller tri-hair colored boy spoke again.

"But Yami, what if something goes wrong?"

"Now now Yugi, that's my line. It's not like you to worry. Is something wrong?"

What am I gonna say? I'm worried you'll find some girl over at Pegasus' place and forget all about me? Ugh...Yugi thought bitterly before replying, "No, I just wanna make sure we have as much fun as possible before we all...you know."

Yami nodded, knowingly.

"Don't worry about it, aibou. It'll all work out, I'm sure."

Yugi smiled at this and nodded before skipping off to his room to finish his own packing. Yami sighed as soon as Yugi left. Yugi's eyes were just too irresistable when they wore a worried expression in their deep amythiest pools. Yami shook his head and resolved that he should finish packing considering all he packed was his underwear. A good 30 minutes passed and he had packed almost everything. He just needed his shoes.

Yami looked into his closet, and found chains, whips, hand cuffs, spiked collars, etc.

Bakura he thought. He decided on taking the said items to the trip and give them back to the maniac. He had no idea why they were friends, but hey, they were friends, and he had learned to accept that...though it seemed strange that Bakura would have these. He probably sodomised some poor hot bus boy or something and used this stuff...Yami thought while grabbing the whips. As Yami was packing the last of the whips, Yugi walked into the room. Yami froze, then tried pathetically to hide the whips.

"Yami?"

"Yes, Yugi?"

"Why do you have whips?"

"They aren't mine."

"They aren't?"

"No, they're Bakura's."

"Does that mean you slept with Bakura?"

"W-What? No! It means Bakura used my closet to hide his torture devices from Ryou!"

"Didn't know you were kinky like that Yami!"

"Yugi, I'm warning you! Wipe that smirk off your face!"

"Alright. I won't tell anyone that you like bondage."

"Yugi!"

"I bet you were the uke!"

That did it.

"You're dead!"

Yami threw the whip in the bag, and procceded in chasing Yugi through out the house.

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Ryou and Bakura were at their apartment packing, in the meantime.

"Ryou, aren't you done yet?" a certain sadistic white-haired fiend inquired.

"You're done so quickly?" chocolate eyes sparkled with inquiry at Bakura.

"Yes. It was pretty easy, acutally," Bakura replied to the white haird youth, you know...the sane one.

"Well then, help me out," Ryou said happily.

Bakura was still confused on why Ryou was always so happy, but he shrugged it off and agreed. As Bakura was looking through Ryou's drawers for his sketch book, Bakura found something that forced him to topple over and howl in laughter.

Ryou looked at the ex-tomb robber strangley before asking what was wrong.

"THIS!" Bakura shouted and showed Ryou the object of which caused his yami to almost stop breathing.

Ryou stared horrified at the object Bakura held so carefully in his hands, then hid his face in his hands, blushing madly.

"It isn't mine!" he cried desperately.

"That doesn't help your situation, hikari dearest! Now it just makes me think you slept with someone!" Bakura boasted, then his face went from laughing madly to a serious face. "Have you slept with anyone?"

"No!" Ryou cried, a crimson shade staining his pale features.

"Then who's is it?"

"I dunno who's thong that is!"

"It's not Tea's, is it?" Bakura asked suspiciously.

"No! I'm gay!" Ryou cried.

"You sure?"

"Yes!"

"Did you buy it because you like wearing womens underwear?"

"No! I didn't buy it!"

"Alright, if you say so. But if I find the reciept, you have a lot of explaining to do to your friends..."

Ryou look exasperated at this, and Bakura assured him he wouldn't tell. Ryou sighed happily, then the white-haired duo continued packing Ryou's stuff.

"Ryou,"

"Yes Bakura?"

"I'm hungry."

Ryou gave an over-dramatic sigh, and dragged his feet behind Bakura, who hopped happily to the kitchen.

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Mariku and Malik were having trouble getting done packing...considering they were doing other things at the moment. Mariku was watching TV while Malik had already finished packing, got bored, and decided on making cookies. (Minds outta the gutter!)

"Marik, pack already, will you?"

"Later hikari."

"Do it or you're not getting any!"

"No cookies? Oh, I'm so scared."

"I meant sex..."

"What?!"

"You heard me!"

Mariku ran up the steps as quickly as possible.

"Heh, knew it!"

"Hello Malik," Isis greeted as she walked into the kitchen.

"Hey sis'. What's up?"

"Well, you know how you and Marik are together?"

"Yeah?"

"Well, I was thinking of a few other guys who all look as a cute couple!"

"So you were thinking you would play match maker?"

"Nope. I was thinking YOU could play match maker."

"Why me?"

"Because I can't go."

"Why not?"

"Because Shadi and I have to attend a meeting."

"That'll last two months?"

"Yep."

"What kind of meeting is that?"

"A camp."

"Oh please!"

"Imagine how much they'll owe you if you help them!"

"...oh alright. I'll do it, but no cookies for you!"

"So threatening today, aren't you?"

Malik simply giggled.

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Pegasus, Valon, Rafael, Alister, and Dartz were all packing in their rooms. They had all gone to the same hotel, and after packing, Valon, Rafael, and Alister decided to have a chat in the kitchen.

"Hmph, the series ending was gay..." Alister complained.

"I agree. What a load of crap!" Valon said, in his hot British accent.

"Why's that?" asked a confused Rafael. Don't let him confuse you, because he's just as confused. He was always somewhat naive, completely contrasting to his character in the show.

"They didn't show us once in the series finale!" Alister shouted.

"Yeah! And I'm the hot biker/British dude! I shoulda had Mai!" Valon shouted equally loud.

Rafael winced and covered his ears. He didn't like screaming, much less when the source was less than 2 feet away.

"But you don't like Mai, you like Serenity," Rafael reasoned.

"That's not the point!" Valon rambled.

"Stop complaining. Remember? We went to the other side of the world to help the pharoah defend the earth in the show, which is why we weren't shown," Dartz said simply while entering the kitchen.

"Not to mention," Pegasus began as he too entered, "It took a while for me to be featured again. I'm lucky they still remember me on the website. Everyone's favorite villians are Marik and Bakura."

"Yah, never the guys who have bikes..." moaned Valon.

"At least we were payed very well," Rafael stated, trying to lighten the mood.

"True, true, but I would've like to see what would have happened if we came back into the picture..." Alister said aloud.

"We would've had to stand there and look pretty, then participate in the friendship speech," Pegasus said.

Alister and Falcon shuddered. "I prefer to be offstage then," they said at the same time.

"Good. If there are no more complaints, let's call up Kaiba-boy and see if he's ready!" Pegasus said with a smile and reached for the phone.

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Speaking of the Kaiba's, Mokuba just barely finished packing as Seto was sitting at his desk doing his report. Just because he was rich didn't mean he still didn't have school, right?

"Seto, the phone is ringing!" Mokuba chirped happily.

Seto looked up from his work station, sighed, and picked up the phone.

"Moshi moshi?" his gruff voice said into the phone.

"Hello Kaiba-boy. You ready to go yet?" came Pegasus' "too cheerful for his own good" voice on the reciever.

"Ugh, yeah, pass by and then we'll pick up the others. Hope they're ready..." he trailed.

"Why don't you call them and check up on it?" asked Pegasus.

"Good idea. I'll give you a call when I call everyone."

"Alright."

"Bye."

"Sayonara Kaiba-boy!"

CLICK!

"That Pegasus is gonna be killed by an over-pessimistic psycho one day if he keeps being so happy..." Seto muttered to himself before calling the Motou residence.

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Yugi and Yami had just finished packing. Of course, Yugi had out-run Yami by quite a lot, causing the former pharoah to wonder how someone who dislikes sports so much can run so fast.

"Yami?" Yugi asked innocently.

"Yes aibou?"

"What are you going to do when we get to Pegasus' beach?"

"Not a lot."

"Not gonna swim?"

"Probably, but only if I can dunk Bakura."

"Why?"

"He beat me the last 4 times in dunking."

"I thought you were the king of games..."

"King of games and apparently the king of drowning..."

Yugi laughed whole-heartedly, and turned on the TV. The Chappelle show was on, and it was the Black Zilla episode.

"Oooh! I love this show!" Yugi cried while Yami looked mortified.

He likes watching a show about how a black man has sex with a VOLCANO?! Yami asked himself mentally.

"Yes," Yugi replied.

Yami sighed. He forgot to close the mind link again. Ra dammit

"Watch you language mister!"

Yami was on the verge of an over-dramatic groan, but the phone rang, and Yugi ran into the kitchen to get it.

"Moshi moshi," Yugi said happily into the phone.

"Yo, Yuge, you ready?" asked Seto on the other line.

"Oh, yeah! You're coming right now?"

"Nah, I gotta check in with everyone else first."

"Alrighty then, bye Seto!"
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Seto began dialing Ryou's phone number.

"Hullo?" came Bakura's voice.

"Bakura, you two ready?"

"Nope, we're still having sex. Call in one hour...better make it--GAH!"

"Sorry about that Seto, we're ready." Ryou said hastily.

"What just happened?"

"Oh, I knocked him out with a CD player...aww man, its broken now."

"Right, bye."

CLICK.

"Geez, those two have problems..." Seto mumbled.
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"Hello?" Malik asked while picking up the phone.

"You two ready?"

"Oh, hold on Seto. Marik still needs to pack his toothbrush."

"Can't you find it while I go to pick you up?"

"Nope, because he accidentally flushed it down the toilet, so now he has to go to the nearest Walmart."

"Oh Ra..."

CLICK
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" I'm so afraid to call them now..." Seto mumbled.

He dialed Tea's number.

She's not like the others, she's normal! He reassured himself.

"Hello?"

"Tea, hi, it's Seto. Are you ready?"

"Yep. I just finished packing all my speeches."

"Speeches? What speeches?"

"My Friendship speeches."

"Tea, I don't think that's--"

"Here's Friendship speech number 149 a. I think that friends--"

CLICK

"Someone up there hates me..." Seto grumbled.
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"Hello?"
< br> "Hey Mai, it's Seto. You ready?"

"Yes I'm ready."

"..."

CLICK

"Hey, where's the dial tone?"

"Sorry Mai, I was expecting you to do something weird, so I didn't hang up."

"Seto...look at yourself, then look at me, then tell me who just did the weird thing."

"...Dear Ra, I'm becoming one of them!!!"

CLICK

"He has some serious issues..." Mai mumbled to herself.
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"Hello?"
"Tristan, are you Joey, Serenity, and Duke ready?"

"Yep."

"Alright then."

"Tristan! Where did you hide my Squishy?!" Duke screamed in the back ground.

"Uh, sorry Seto, I gotta go."

"Please..."

CLICK
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For the sake of your sanity, the readers, we will stop the phone calls.
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Once Kaiba had finished calling everyone, they were all picked up by Pegasus' and Kaiba's limos.

"Well, let's get going!" Pegasus said (you guessed it) happily.

"I hope nothing goes wrong..." Tea stated.

Bakura sighed.

"Tea, you just jinxed the whole trip."
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Me: Yesh, she just did. This is where the real insanity begins!

Seto: The phone calls were enough...

Me: Not for me!

Bakura: Nothing's enough for you.

Me: Besides Chinese food...

Everyone: -.-0