Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ American songs, YGO style ❯ Video #3 'One' ( Chapter 3 )

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*The audience cheers as the three hosts enter the stage*

 

Sonja: Hello all! I'm Sonja, your lady host for `The YGO Music Video Show'!

 

Damien: All perverted viewers, don't get any ideas with my sister! Because I, Damien Edachi, know where you live!

 

Jake: Hey Damien, nice Kaiba imitation! *Looks to audience* I'm Jake Rifle, by the way.

 

*Audience cheers*

 

Sonja: I was in a fix trying to figure out which one to show first…

 

Damien: But you found something, right???

 

Sonja: Yeah! After receiving a threatening Yami request, a rock through my window requesting for Y. Bakura, and a dagger on my door for Y. Marik… (Not really!)

 

*Said bishies' fangirls are glaring daggers at Sonja while Damien does his best `Kaiba Death Glare' imitation, which surprisingly, is VERY authentic*

 

Sonja: And being a Yami fangirl myself, I decided to complete all three requests and show all the Egyptian yamis singing a song that's SO fitting!!! *takes out tape* I present to you, `One' By Simple Plan!!!!

 

*All yami fangirls are cheering like crazy*

 

Sonja: And when I say all, I mean all, if you get my drift…*Raises eyebrow to audience* Jake, send in the yamis!!!!

 

Jake: Yes, ma'am. *Cups hands over Chaos Crystal and mutters a few words in Egyptian*

 

*A Dark portal appears in stage and the three hot yamis emerge from the portal*

 

*Their fangirls are drooling and cheering*

 

Yami: What is the meaning of this?!?

 

Bakura: This had better be good…

 

Marik: Yeah, I need my beauty sleep.

 

Bakura: Not that you need it, tomb keeper!

 

Marik: Care to say that to my face, thief?!?!

 

Yami: Enough!

 

B & M: *Blow raspberry at Yami*

 

Sonja: Ahem!!!!

 

Jake: Excuse me!!!

 

Three yamis: *Stop arguing*

 

Jake: Geez, they make up with their Hikaris, but not with each other…

 

Bakura: Who are you and what are we doing here?!?!

 

Sonja: Don't worry; we won't keep you here long. We just want you to see something.

 

Yamis: *take their seats*

 

Yami: What is it??

 

Damien: A video.

 

Marik: What's a `video'?

 

Bakura: Even I know that. Man, you're dumb!

 

Marik: This coming from a guy with a hand-me-down Item…

 

Bakura: Yours is hand-me-down too!

 

Marik: But mine is second hand. Yours is third hand.

 

Bakura: What?!?!

 

Marik: Yours passed through Priest Mahaado, then you and then Your Hikari, Ryou. See? Third hand.

 

Bakura: At least, even if stolen, it was destined for me. Yours should belong to Kaiba.

 

Marik: Don't rub it in!

 

Damien: Can we all just shut up please! You're wasting all of my valuable work time!

 

Sonja: Enough with the Kaiba imitations, Damien. You're freaking me out!!!

 

Yami: That is Kaiba!!!

 

Kaiba: Glad somebody finally noticed!!!

 

(A/n: To get that part right, keep in mind that Damien has brown hair and blue eyes. But Damien's is very untidy, cowlicks everywhere.)

 

Sonja: Where's my brother??

 

Kaiba: *Combing his hair straight, because to look like Damien, he had to mess it up badly* He needed a sub because he forgot he had three consecutive meetings today.

 

Sonja: Oh, okay. Anyway, on with the video!!!

 

~~~~(Video)~~~~

 

~(It's a dimly lit room with a few instruments inside. Then, in come the yamis, three you know, and the fourth one is hidden by (even more) shadows.)~

 

Yami: So that's why I think it should be `Dark Musicians'.

 

Bakura: Please, that's just a parody of your favorite card! I say `Bloodlust' is a better one.

 

Marik: No way! `Midnight Raid' is much cooler!

 

Unknown Guy: Will you listen to MY idea????

 

Y, B & M: *Stop Arguing*

 

UG: I think a good name for the band can be `Spirits', but spelled with a `Z', so it'll be `Spiritz'.

 

Yami: Actually, I think that could work…

 

Bakura: Yes… because that best describes us.

 

Marik: *Sits down behind drums* Now that we have a name, what's say we practice??

 

Everyone else: Agreed. *Pick up their respective equipment*

 

*Drumbeats*

 

Yami (Vocals): We are the lost, the ones forgotten…and this time, the future is ours, it's in our hands…

 

Bakura (E. Guitar): We're the tear in your eyes, we're the blood in your veins, we're the beat of your heart…

 

Marik (Drums): We're the sweat on your face, we're the ones that you chased, we're the promise that you made…

 

All: We're the voice in your head, we're the lies that you said, we're the ones that you pushed away…

 

UG: We are…

 

All: We are the lost, the ones forgotten…and this time, the future is ours it's in our hands…

 

Yami: We are…*Three guitar strums* One…

 

*Short guitar solo, courtesy of Bakura*

 

Bakura & Marik: We're the pride of your lives; we're the light shining deep in your eyes…

 

Yami: We're the choice that you made; we're the smile on your face when you sleep at night…

 

Bakura, Marik & UG: We're the best thing you had, but you left us behind, we're the ones that you pushed away…

 

Yami: We are…

 

All: We are the lost, the ones forgotten…and this time, the future is ours, it's in our hands…

 

-The light in the room suddenly turns on, revealing who UG is…-

 

[*Fangirls are screaming: “OMG! It's Seth!!!!*]

 

-Seth is in the room, holding a violin in his hands, preparing to play. Then he plays a fast tune on it.-

 

Seth: We are *pause* One… (echo: one…)

 

-Then the violin solo continues as Marik gives some drum beats.-

 

Seth: *While playing* We're the pain that you feel, we're the scars that don't heal, we're the tear in your eyes, we're the reason you cry…

 

-Then everyone plays and sings.-

 

All: We're the voice in your head, we're the lies that you said…

 

Yami & Seth: We're the best thing you had, but you pushed us away!

 

All: We are the lost, the ones forgotten…and this time, the future is ours, it's in our hands…

 

Seth: We are…

 

Yami: We are the lost, the one's forgotten…

 

Bakura, Marik & Seth: And we've got nothing to lose, together we'll stand up tall!

 

All: We are *three drum beats* One…

 

~~~~(End Video)~~~~

 

Sonja: Another masterpiece from the archives of Edachi Music Enterprises!

 

Kaiba: Where the (Censored) did that other one come from?!?!

 

Yami: How did my cousin get there?

 

Bakura: At least they got my good side…

 

Marik: Speak for yourself!

 

Damien: *Comes in* Do you think it was a coincidence that I asked Kaiba to sub me?

 

Sonja: Nice work, bro!!! *Hi-fives Damien*

 

Kaiba: What, it was a set-up?!?!

 

Jake: Yeah! Damien was showing the hikaris the same clip!!

 

Damien: come on in, guys!

 

*Yugi, Ryou and Malik enter the stage, fangirls are screaming themselves hoarse*

 

Yugi: That was amazing, Yami!!

 

Sonja: Umm, Yugi? Remember that my company made that on computer. They really didn't work together to make a video.

 

Yugi & Ryou: Aww nuts!!! *Snaps fingers*

 

Kaiba: Wait, company??

 

Sonja: Yeah, your position in KC is exactly the same as mine in EME!

 

Damien: The difference is: we work together.

 

Jake: *Turns to camera* so tune in next time for another `YGO Music Video' episode! The rumors are someone saw a teaser where Ryou was wearing a tux and behind a grand piano!!!

 

Sonja: Don't give it away!!! *Whacks Jake on head*

 

Jake: @_@0 Gomen!!!