Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ And Behind Door Number One... ❯ Beginning of Insanity ( Chapter 1 )

And Behind Door Number One...

Chapter 1: Beginning of Insanity

Aleuwolf: Okay, this fic is going to be more... insane and unpredictable than the last. It's where Yugi, Ryou and Malik leave their yamis alone in the room countless times, then come back to discover what their yamis have done. Sorry, no yaoi.

Snowfang: -_-;; Oh, this just keeps getting better and better.

Melissa: *death glare* Oh just shut up Snow! I know you hate YuGiOh, but you can't insult Aleu on the World Wide Web!

Snowfang: Who says?

Jordan: *eye twitching* Kill Tea!!! *insane laughter*

Everyone: O.O *backs away*

Stephwolf: -_-;; On with the fic...

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Yugi: Okay, we're gonna leave you guys alone in the room for just a few minutes. And please, DON'T destroy anything.

All Yamis: -_- Awww..

Ryou: Okay, we'll be back to check up on you in five minutes.

*Ryou, Malik and Yugi leave the room*

~Five Minutes Later~

Malik: *ear pressed to the door* I hear pounding from the other side of the door.

Ryou: -_-;; That can only mean trouble.

*All burst through the door*

All Hikaris: O.O

*Yami, [Yami] Bakura, and [Yami] Marik are running around the room, throwing and bouncing a large ball*

Marik: PASS! PASS!

Bakura: *passes the ball* ALL YOURS MARIK!

Yami: SCORE! SCORE!

Ryou: O.O What exactly are you...?

Yami: ^_^ Egyptian Ball Game!!! *grabs the ball* GO LONG BAKURA!!!

All Hikaris: O________O *door swings all by itself and closes*

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Malik: We're only leaving for five minutes, and NO MORE playing Egyptian Ball Games!

All Yamis: Aww....

*All hikaris leave*

~Five Minutes Later~

Ryou: *listens through door* I hear chanting...

Yugi: That's not a good sign, I take it?

*Door Opens*

All Hikaris: O.O

*Yami, Bakura and Marik are dancing around a fire wearing Egyptian Headressess and Ceremonial Robes, chanting some sort of Egyptian Spell*

All Hikaris: O_________O *door swings all by itself and closes in their faces*

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Ryou: And this time, when we leave, no Egyptian Ceremonies OR Egyptian Ball Games!!!

All Yamis: Awwwww...

*All hikaris leave*

~Five Minutes Later~

Yugi: Phew, I don't hear anything.

Ryou: Is that a GOOD or BAD sign?

Malik: Only one way to find out... *opens door*

All Hikaris: O.O

*Yami, Bakura and Marik have pinned up a picture of Pegasus's head on the wall and are throwing darts at it*

Yami: Oooooh! Good shot Marik!

Bakura: Here let me try... *throws dart*

Marik: Impressive! Right in the center of his Millennium Eye!

Bakura: I think you mean MY Millennium Eye! *insane laughter*

Yami: Hand me a dart! *throws* YES!!! Right up the left nostril!!!

Bakura: I bet I can do better.

All Hikaris: O___________O *door slams in their faces*

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Yugi: This time, PLEASE don't shoot darts at Pegasus's head, perform an Egyptian Ceremony, or play any Ball Games!!!

Yami: Why must you ruin our fun?

Yugi: -_- Because I want to. Don't do anything destructive.

*All hikaris leave*

~Five Minutes Later~

Yugi: I hear... singing?

Ryou: Weird...

*Door Opens*

All Hikaris: O.O

*All the yamis are drunk*

Bakura: *off key* I got DUUUUUUUEL madness!

Yami: *off key* IIIIIIN my brains!

Marik: *off key* MOOOOONSTER influence!

All Yamis Together: IIIIIIIN THE VEINS!!!

All Hikaris: O_________O *door does its usual routine and slams shut in their faces*

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Aleuwolf: See? What'd I tell you? Even more insane and random!!! *insane laughter*

Everyone: O.O *backs away*

Jordan: *eye twitching* I hate Tea! *joins Aleu in insane laughter*

Snowfang: You guys are WACKO! You hear me? WACKO!

Stephwolf: *shruggs* Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! *insane laughter*

Melissa: -_-;; I guess I might as well... *insane laughter*

Snowfang: You guys are all KOOKY!!! KOOKY I tell you!!!

Everyone: *continues insane laughter*

Snowfang: -_-;; Since I'm the only sane one here, I'll say this. Aleu doesn't own YuGiOh, and please review.

Jordan: YOU CAN'T BE SANE IF YOU HATE YUGIOH!!!

Snowfang: -_-;; Look, just review.