Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ And Behind Door Number One... ❯ Mexican Culture Influence ( Chapter 5 )

And Behind Door Number One...

Chapter 5: Mexican Culture Influence

Aleuwolf: ^____^ I love random, insane humor.

Snowfang: That's because you're insane.

Jordan: How can she be insane? She got straight A's! Okay, one B in Phys. Ed, but come ON! That subject requires no intelligence!

Aleuwolf: ^____^ There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have crossed that line.

Stephwolf: That would explain why you write humor.

Snowfang: No Steph, that would explain why she's ALIVE.

Aleuwolf: My parents are talking about cutting off my sugar intake.

Snowfang: *rolls eyes* How dare they.

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Yugi: Hey, I've got a great idea! Why don't you guys try to LEARN something while we're gone?

All Yamis: -_- Do we HAVE to?

All Hikaris: YES!

Marik: It couldn't hurt...

Bakura: -_- You've gone nuts, Marik.

Marik: Rats. My goal is to be INSANE.

Malik: You already are.

Marik: Whatever.

*All Hikari's Leave*

~Five Minutes Later~

Ryou: I hear... yelling? *opens door*

All Hikaris: O.O

*the yamis are being chased around in circles by a large black bull*

All Yamis: *look at the hikaris* NEVER LET A BULL LOOSE IN THE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All Hikaris: O_______O *door slams shut in its ever-so-mysterious way*

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Ryou: This time, PLEASE don't let a bull get loose in the room.

All Yamis: -_-

Yugi: -_-;; Whatever.

*All hikari's leave*

~Five Minutes Later~

Yugi: I can't hear anything.

Malik: That's not good. *opens door*

All Hikaris: O_o

Yami: *holding a bottle of red liquid* Come on Marik! I dare ya!

Marik: I won't drink the infernal liquid that you call 'Hot Sauce'.

Bakura: MEXICAN Hot Sauce.

Marik: Whatever. I'm not drinking it.

Yami: Wimp.

Marik: THAT'S IT!!! I'M NO WIMP!!! *drinks the whole bottle* *turns red*

Yami + Bakura: O_O Uh oh...

Marik: *breaths fire* Hey... COOL! *runs after Yami* BURN AND DIE PHARAOH!!!

Yami: *runs* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Marik: *still running after Yami* ^_^ Hey, I LIKE this Hot Sauce stuff! *burps* *flames come out of his mouth and set Yami's hair on fire*

Yami: EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!! TOMB ROBBER!!! HELP!!!

Bakura: No, no... I find this quite amusing.

Yami: *continues to run and scream*

All Hikaris: O_________O *door slams shut*

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Yugi: -_- Please, no more Hot Sauce.

Yami: *hair is now black * -_- Yes, I didn't really appreciate the fiery breath.

Marik: Well you dared me!

Malik: Let's just... go.

*all hikaris leave*

~Five Minutes Later~

Malik: I hear singing.

Ryou: That's NEVER a good sign.

Yugi: -_-;; What is, Ryou. What is. *opens door*

All Hikaris: O.O

*The yamis are all wearing Mexican clothes and are dancing to a Mexican song, clicking the castinets (The tiny flat clicky-things like cymbols) with their hands*

Bakura: *dancing* HOLA! (Mexican Translation: Hello!)

Yami: *dancing* ARRRRRRRRRRRIBBBA!!! (I don't know what it means)

Marik: *dancing* Buenas nachas Hikaris! (Mexican Translation: Good afternoon hikaris!)

All Hikaris: O________________________O

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Aleuwolf: I'm sorry it wasn't very funny. My parents wouldn't let me eat sugar today. Plus, the Mexican theme was because I was in a Mexican mood.

Snowfang: I hate Mexico.

Aleuwolf: That's why we're friends, Snow.

Snowfang: Huh? Why?

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Opposites attract!

Snowfang: Than how come Jordan and Tea aren't boyfriend-girlfriend?

Jordan: HEY!

Aleuwolf: I don't know. It's one of life's great mysteries. Which might be solved in another one of my ficcys soon! ^_______^

Jordan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!