Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Another Girl? ❯ Virtual Insanity... ( Chapter 8 )

Kaiba: [ My new gaming program is almost complete.]

Yami: Yo Kaiba!

Kaiba: AH! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN HERE?! I mean..who the fuck are you?

Yami: Um...Yami...your rival...the one took away your title...the one who made look like an idiot at battlecity..the one who-

Kaiba: Shut the fuck up...

Joey: So what cha working on in here?

Kaiba: Shut up dog shit!

Mai: He was just asking a question!

Mokuba: * Enters room* How'd you guys get in here?

Amy: * Has never met Mokuba* What the hell is that THING?

Mokuba: I'm a human being!!! ( o.O )

Amy: * Starts to poke Mokuba* ( '_' ) Ccoooool...

Mokuba: Ah! Get away from me!

Kaiba: IT'S FINISHED MY NEW GAME MUHAHAHAHA!!!

Everyone: ( O_O ).....

Kaiba: I mean..er...who the fuck are you?

Yami: Yami Motuo.

Tea: Tea Gardner.

Mai: Mai Valentine.

Joey: Joey Wheeler.

Zack: Me.

Rei: What?

Amy: ( []_[] )

Tristin: Tristin Taylor.

Marik: Marik Ishtar.

Isis: The beautiful Isis..

Ryou: Ryou...Bakura?

Serenity: Um...Serenity..

Duke: Duke Devlin..

Malik and Bakura:....

Kaiba: Oh yeah...you guys...who the fuck are you? I mean what the fuck you want?

Amy: I dunno...

Rei: ( -.- ) [ Then why the hell are we here?!]

Mokuba:.....

~ Awkard silence ~

. . .

Mokuba: I've got an idea! Seto! How about they test our new game!!

Kaiba: YOU MEAN MY NEW GAME!!!...I mean....surrrre...

Yugi: Cool what's it called?

Kaiba: It's My New Virtual Game...

Tea: We know...but what the name?

Kaiba: It's My New Virtual Game...

Mai: Huh? Hello?! The name of the game!!

Kaiba: No!! It's My New Virtual Game!!

Joey: Maybe he didn't think of one yet..

Kaiba: The name is "It's My New Virtual Game"

Amy: Are you serious?

Rei and Zack: ( -.- )...

Everyone: * SweatDrop*

Kaiba:.....( o.O)

Mokuba: Ok everybody! Jump into a virtual pod and then we'll start!

Amy: Wow....IT talks...* Poke*

Mokuba: I'm a real boy!!!

Marik: No your not your just a wooden puppet!!

Mokuba: No! I'm a real boy!! A real boy!!

Amy: Yeah whatever...

~ Everyone is in a virtual pod ~

Mokuba: You going in too big brother?

Kaiba:.....no.....

Mokuba: Oh come on! You never have fun anymore!!

Kaiba:...........

Mokuba: Please! * Makes big puppy eyes*

Kaiba:......* Twitch*

Mokuba: * Eyes get bigger..*

Kaiba: N-no...* Twitch*

Mokuba: * Eyes get REALLY big!*

Kaiba: HOLY SHIT!! FINE I'LL GO!! * Jumps into a pod*

Mokuba: Randomize game!

Joey: Ah...which game are we playing?

Mokuba:..

COMPUTER: SELECTING GAME PROGRAM......

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GUILTY GEAR

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( I own the games of Guilty Gear)

Mokuba: Cool! You guys get to play a fighting game! ( ^_^ )

Amy: YES!! LOAD IT MINI DUDE!!

Mokuba and Yugi: HEY!!

Kaiba: Download game..

Mokuba: Download game...

COMPUTER: [ LOADING...]

Isis:.....

**

Yami:...Er...argh....Huh?!

Yugi: Hi! ( ^_^ )

Yami: Yugi...where am I? AND WHAT'S UP WITH MY CLOTHES!!

Yugi: Your a character from the game Guilty Gear!

Yami:.....

Yugi: Your Sol Badguy and I'm Zappa...something..

Yami: Oh..well...what am I suppose to do next?

Yugi: Fight...

Yami: With who?

Yugi: Me...

Yami: WHA!?

Yugi: In order to advance you'll have to defeat me..

Yami: But I can't-

Yugi: AHH!! * Evil spirit takes over* KILLL!! KILLL!!

Yami: H-he's..possessed?!

Yugi: * Sends ghosts to attack Yami.*

Yami: Eat this! * Pulls out his sword* Ummm...why is my sword all....square? Oh well * Makes a wave of fire* GUN FLAME!!

Yugi: ( X_X )

Yami: ( '_' ) Well...that was easy...

~ Advance! ~

[ You got Zappa in your party!]

Yami: Yes...an ally..

Yugi: Huh? Wha?

Yami: Your ok...that's good..

Yugi: DAMN IT!! WHY DOES MY CHARACTER HAVE TO BE THE TYPICAL JOE WHO SADLY HAPPENS TO BE POSSESSED BY EVIL SPIRITS?!

Yami: Umm...who's Joe?

**

Kaiba: Haha!! You are defeated!! [ Guilty Gear Character - Ky Kiske]

Mai: Don't you know how to treat a lady you asshole?!?! [ Guilty Gear Character - Millia Rage]

Kaiba: No...not really...

Mai: Jerk..( -.- )

~ Advance! ~

[ You got Millia in your party!]

Kaiba: There's only two of us...( -.- ) whatever! Next level!!

**

Yami: I wonder who our next opponent is..

Joey: Me!!

Tristin: And me!!

Yugi: What the hell are you guys?

Joey: [ Guilty Gear Character - Zato-1]

Tristin: [Guilty Gear Character - Bridget]

Yami and Yugi: Hahahaha!! Tristin is in a dress!! Hahahaha!!

Tristin: * BLUSH* SHUT UP YOU ASS WIPES!! IT'S NOT FUNNY THAT I'M A GIRL!!

Joey: Actually...* Pulls out a Guilty Gear guide book and reads Bridgets Profile* As rumor has it, Bridget is actually the son of a wealthy aristocat raised as a girl.

Tristin: EW!! WHO'D DO SUCH A THING!!

Joey: Just put that aside girly...

Tristin: HEY!!!!!

Joey: This is a tag team match.. us versus you two..

Yami: Let's get started!!

**

Kaiba: Hmm..interesting environment...* Graveyard*

Mai: You mean creepy..

Amy: Hi!! ( ^_^ )

Mai and Kaiba: AHHHHH!!!!

Amy: I'm your next opponent...[ Guilty Gear Character - A.B.A.]

Bakura:.......[ Guilty Gear Character - Venom]

Amy: And him too....* Smirk*

Kaiba: You think you can take us on? Your chained to a key with eye balls.

Amy: * Looks at her golden human sized key* Aww...it's ok...

Bakura: Well...at least my partner does use her hair as a weapon!

Mai: * Slaps Bakura with her hair* I like my hair...my best friend...

Kaiba: Hmph..Let's get this over and done..

Amy: We'll work you, hot and cold...

**

Tristin: Go yoyo!! * Does a yoyo attack*

Yugi: * Throws a rock at him*

Tristin: ( X_X )

Joey: Tristin you idiot!!....* Powers up* ..Guess I'll use my....INSTANT KILL!! * A large black hand comes from the ground and crushes Yugi. Causing Yugi to lose his life*

Yami: YUGI!!

Yugi: ( X_X )...Please Grandpa...I don't wanna go to school....

Yami: Two can play at that Joey!! * Makes a spiral of fire* TYRANT RAVE!!

Joey: Oh shit!! * Gets hit and attack does serious damage* I'm down....but I'm not out!!

Yami: You will be! * Kicks Joey in the face*

Joey: Ow!!

Yami: * Punches Joey in the face*

Joey: Ow!!

Yami: * Shoot a fireball at Joey' face*

Joey: Ow!!

Yami: * Hit Joey in the face with his sword*

Joey: Ow!!

Yami: Joey! Stay down damn it!! * Kicks Joey in the face*

Joey: Ow!!

Yami: * Punches Joey in the face*

Joey: Ow!!

Yami: * Shoot a fireball at Joey' face*

Joey: Ow!!

Yami: * Hit Joey in the face with his sword*

Joey: Ow!!

Yami: * Spits in Joey's face*

Joey: ( X_X )

Yami: Finally!!

~ Advance! ~

[ You got Bridget and Zato-1 in your party!]

**

Bakura: * Uses his pool stick and shoot a bunch of pool balls at them*

Kaiba: Oh yeah?! RIDE THE LIGHTNING!! * A big ball of white and blue lights hit Bakura*

Bakura Is that is Kaiba?

Kaiba: Heh...you haven't seen anything yet..

Amy: * Drag her key* Damn key! So heavy!!

Mai: Then that'll give me the advantage!! * Her hair goes into a spike and starts to stab Amy*

Amy: Hey!! SCREW OFF!! * Hits Mai with her key*

Mai: * Hair turns into wings and Mai does a firey phoenix attack*

Amy: That's it!!......( X_X )

Mai: One down....one to go...

Bakura: RED HAIL!! * A REALLY big red pool ball hits Kaiba and Mai*

Kaiba: Shit!

Bakura: Ha! Feel the power of my mighty balls!!

Mai: ( o.O )

Kaiba: ( o.O ) That sounds wrong on SO many levels!!

Bakura:..........Die!!

Mai: EMERALD RAIN!! * Green spraks hit Bakura*

Bakura: Ahhh!!

Mai: Stay down!! * Kick him in the nuts*

Bakura: ( X_X )

~ Advance! ~

[ You got Venom and A.B.A. in your party!]

TO BE CONTINUED......