Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Another Pointless One-Shot Bar Story ❯ One-Shot

Pat: Wheeeeeeeee thanks to everyone who has been reading our stories!

Yes maybe one day I'll write something else besides Yu-Gi-Oh....

Pat: Well that is one of the easiest shows to write for! Have a muffin!

::eats muffin:: How old is this?

Pat: Er......

At some bar.....

Joey: Yo bartender can I ask you a question?

Bartender: No question.... knock knock joke. Knock knock?

Trsiten: Who's there?

Bartender: A beer for $2.50. Drink up Tristen, your alcohol level is 1.16. You too Joe-man.

Joey: How do YOU know that?

Bartender: My camera you fool. It reads your alcohol level, I invented it myself in China. Chinese laugh! Hou hou hou.

Trsiten: He's weird. (eats peanut)

Joey: I know. (takes sip of beer)

Mako: (walks in) Is everyone awesome today?

Bartender: Yo shrimp dick! But or get lost.

At another table Malik and bakura are feeding each other four week old pickles and meatloaf...

Bakura: You're so sexy when you feed me.

Malik: Isn't it cool how we can feed each other but not ourselves?

Bakura: You're so gay.

Malik: You little... (makes-out with Bakura)

Joey: You're both gay.

Bartender: Those two best customers.... but just plain creepy.

Mako: The sea is my best friend!

Joey: Keep it to yourself shrimp dick.

Tea: (pops out of nowhere) Superdy awesome!

Tristen: That can't be who I think it is....

Joey: Don't look behind you.

Tea: (sits in between Tristen and Joey) ME WANT A SCOTCH! GIVE TEA A SCOTCH!

Bartender: Hey you're.... well as long as you buy you're OK.

Joey: That's it I am finishing you for good. (whips out gun)

Tea: NO DON'T HURT SHAMPOO! (pulls off mask to reveal she is not Tea but Shampoo)

Tristen: Why are you here?

Shampoo: Okii chichi gives Shampoo money to come into story and give it slight twist....

Trsiten: I knew you weren't Tea.

Shampoo: (puts mask back on) How?

Trsiten: You said gimme a scotch instead of awesomey alcohol awesomey.

Mako: We're all awesome here, every one of us.

Tea: Awesomey awesomey awesomness! (drinks scotch)

Mako: Where is superdy awesome Yugi?

Joey: Yea where is the little chowder head?

At the gameshop.....

Grandfather: (has yugi tied up and gagged in the basement) Yugi I will get your life insurance money somehow. That's why I've done this! (flips a switch which releases countless numbers of rabbits, squirrels, and chipmunks) Hahahahaha die my child!

Back at the bar.....

Mako: Who wants to dance with fish?

Joey: Don't you eat fish?

Mako: First I waltz with the slimy corpse then I eat it.

Tea: That's awesome!

Trsiten: Hey bartender hit me!

Bartender: (punches Trsiten in eye) Chinese laugh Hou hou hou!

Mako: Everyone is each other's friend!

Tea: That's so awesome.

Joey: Yo shrimp dick I ain't your friend you freak. You need to go out with Tea.

Mako: (bends on one knee) Super pretty Tea that's awesome will you marry me?

Joey: You're suppose to date first!

Tea: Awesome.

Mako: (runs around in circle) AWESOME!

Malik: (throws onion ring at Mako and hits him in face)

Mako: My eyes they burn! Help friends! (falls and hits head on corner of table)

Bartender: Ding dong the shrimp dick's dead.

Bakura: Poor Tea is a widow.

Malik: Why do you care? Do you love women now?

Bakura: No, no. I hate women.... they carry babies.

Joey: How can Tea be a widow? She's wasn't married to Mako! He didn't even have a ring.

Tea: That's not awesome. (cries)

Back at the gameshop....

Yugi: (the room is so full of woodland animals they are piled up to his neck)

Grandfather: (glues acorns to Yugi's face)

Yugi: YU-GI-OH! (transforms into his yami)

Yami: You shall pay! I shall beat you with the power of goodiness and right!

Grandfather: What in gay hell can you do? You're still tied to the chair.

Yami: Damnit!

In China.....

Mousse: We've been looking for my bitch everywhere. How can she have gotten away?

Kasumi: (shine) Well at least we have good bait for that darling Shampoo.

Ranma: (gagged and tied to tree with a thong on)