Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Apple of My Eye ❯ Something kind of Funny ( Chapter 5 )

God: No, we don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, we are just simple folk who spend our days dancing to country music!

Gandalf: *square dances* on with the show!

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M alik and Bakura had a fun-filled evening at Malik's. They spent the whole night breaking things, lighting cats on fire, and driving Isizu crazy. When she threatened to murder the next morning, they decided it was time to go. Malik said that the two needed to go comfort the Pharaoh in his quote on quote "Time of Need." Being the very brilliant guy Bakura is he asked, "Why, who died?"

"Kura! Starfish Sr. (as Marik would say) must be devastated that Jr. left him! I know you'd be devastated if Ryou raisins left you!" Malik smirked at a very angered Bakura.

"Um, no I wouldn't." Bakura lied shaking his head.

"Uh-huh."

"Nuh-uh"

"Uh-huh"

"NUh-uh"

"Uh-huh"

"Nuh- uh"

"Uh-"

"OK stop! Fine you're correct, so I'd miss a micro bit. Big deal." Bakura admitted. 'That's what I thought.' Malik well, thought.

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"He- What the hell do you two want?" Yami asked furiously, looking somewhat like a bull about to strike.

"Oh Yami, we just wanted to help you out! We know what a hard time you're having with the baby and all." Malik said, receiving bizarre looks from the other two.

"Um, isn't he a guy though?" Bakura asked.

"Starfish! Little Starfish!" Malik exclaimed.

"What about Yugi?" Yami asked, curious.

"Well he's plotting along side Loon #1 and my Hikari to break up your grandfather and Pegasus. " Bakura said.

"What? Why would Yugi do such a thing! Why is he being so heartless about this and WHY IS HE WITH MARIK!" Yami shouted.

"Viva la King!" Malik exclaimed.

"Never mind." Bakura said as he dragged said two into the home.

"Where are they at?" Yami asked.

"Hold a bit, let me channel Marik. He's too stupid to thing we might foil their plans." Malik replied.

/ Oh Marik, buddy! /

// what is it Hikky? //

/ Hikky? /

// Hikari silly! //

/ Where are you at? /

// Ryou, Yugi, and I are at the arcade waiting for the ickle friends to show up so we can tell them our great plans! //

/ Oh, ok. /

// yup, welp, I've got evil deeds to so later days! //

/ Bye Mary! /

"They're at the arcade waiting to tell all Yugi's pals about Solomon and Pegasus and how they are going to break them up!" Malik exclaimed.

"Let's go stomp this non-sense right now!" Yami said as he grabbed his pleather ( Yami's in P.E.T.A! ) jacket and headed out the door.

"Besides, I have a great plan!" Yami said, a smirk playing across his ruby lips.

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Y ugi, Ryou, and Marik where sitting at a table waiting for the three's friends.

"I hope they help us." Yugi said.

"Me too." Ryou said, sending his friend a hopeful smile. Joey, Tea, Tristan, Mai, and Duke rushed through the door.

"What is it?" Joey exclaimed.

"Sit down Blondie." Marik said in his seductive, deep voice.

"Oh my goodness, he took over your minds! Don't worry, I'll save you! I won't let you take away my friends Marik!" She said as she leapt over Ryou to get to the blonde haired fiend.

"Erm, Tea… GET OFF!" Ryou yelled. She realized what she was doing and got off.

"Sorry." She said, blushing.

"Anyways, now to business." Marik said, brushing himself off.

"My grandfather and Pegasus are getting married." Yugi stated sadly.

"Oh congratulations!" Tea said happily.

"Yeah." Serendity and Joey agreed, smiling. Duke took a deep breath in.

"Whew, I thought you were going to say they closed down Dolce and Gabana or something like that! Now that is a nightmare!" Duke said, wiping off his sweat. Everyone just starred at him funny for a second. Then they remember after all, it was the dice lunatic talking, so, they stopped.

"Wait, why would he marry Pegasus though? He isn't even good in bed." Duke said, as it if was totally obvious. The glares returned.

"What, he is!" Duke shouted.

"Anyway, and we want to break them up." Marik said seriously.

"Yugi, why would you do that? If it makes your grandfather happy don't you want this?" Serendity asked.

"No." Yugi said flatly.

"Sorry Yugi, I wish I could help, but I can't. I see nothing wrong with this. I mean if you were in love with someone how would you feel if someone tried to break you two up?" Tea asked.

"You've tried to break Yami and me up before!" Yugi pointed out.

"And you didn't like it did you?" She said simply, folding her arms in.

"Sorry hun, but I just let cupid take his course." Mai said, holding Joey's hand.

"Well, Serenidy, Mai and I are going shopping, so we'll see you later." Tea said, walking out of the arcade followed by Serenidy.

"See you later tonight handsome." Mai said smiling, walking after the two. Joey blushed.

"Sorry Yug, but I don't want your gramps to hate me." Joey said. Tristan agreed. Just then, three leather wearing, very sexy teens walked in the door. They struck a very hot pose, and seemed to make the room stop. ( Gandalf: LOL, over dramatized times 233,434 ) Bakura whipped off his very sleek black glasses and strutted towards the table, followed by the other two blondes.

Yugi's jaw dropped. "What are they doing here?" He gasped. Yami gave a cute wave and sunk down slowly next to Yugi. Bakura did the same, but Malik just kind of stood there. Probably because he was the only one who wasn't gay (save Tristan) and wasn't even about to seduce his Yami.

"Well, if it isn't the back stabber?" Yugi snapped. His friends looked at him in utter shock. Was Yugi just mean?

"Yugi sweetheart, not right here. Don't embarrass yourself love." Yami said.

"Love huh? Last time I checked I didn't love traitors." Yugi snapped. Yami gave his partner puppy eyes, looking deep into Yugi's violet Orbs.

"Please angel, reconsider."

"I…I…I……..I…." Yugi started, lost in Yami's breath taking crimson eyes.

"Yugi fight this, you can win!" Marik exclaimed.

"Ryou, this is getting stupid. Come home with me. We can go get ice cream, your favorite!" Bakura said his sweetest, which still honestly sounded a little sinister, but cute! Ryou blushed as Bakura took his hand.

"Pretty please?" He whispered seductively in Ryou's ear. Ryou was so close to giving in.

Yami softly caressed Yugi's cheek. "Please, let's go home now." Yami begged as he leaned in to kiss his boyfriend.

"STOP THE MADNESS!" Marik hollered. They two came out of their trance.

"Wait a minute, so now you have to seduce me to get me to do what you want! Is that the trick, just lie to me some more and everything will be ok!" Yugi said, hurt.

"Yugi, no it's not like that. I just want you to stop being so thick headed and think about your Grandfathers proposal!" Yami said putting an arm around Yugi, which was quickly pushed off.

"I don't need you, I don't need anyone! Are you with us or not?" He shouted to Duke, and the other two who were busy watching the scene before them.

"Sorry Yug…"

"Yeah, sorry." Tristan said after Joey.

"Fine, just get out of here then! Your all useless, all of ya!" Marik shouted.

"Let's blow this place Ryou." Bakura said.

"No." Ryou said simply, closing his eyes.

"Hikari…"

"No Bakura, you just messed with my feelings and you expect me to just come after you just like that? No, I'm sorry." Ryou said, also hurt that his crush was messing with him.

"R, Ryou… You don't like me anyways." Bakura pointed out.

"Bakura you're an idiot, and an asshole." Ryou said, then jumped over Bakura and ran off.

"See what you've done Yami? This is your entire fault just like everything!" Yugi wailed.

"Yugi, stop being so, so-"

"So what difficult, stupid, uncaring? Yeah, that's what I thought. Just leave me alone. T Funny how this conversation is over, just like me and you!" Yugi screamed, tears rolling down his face.

"Yugi, you, you don't-" Yami started awe stricken by the words that came out of his Hikari's mouth.

"Leave." Yugi hissed, turning to the window. Yami got off and walked out. Come on Malik, we still have things to plan against." He hissed, starring back at Marik and Yugi.

"It's ok Yugi, he wasn't that hot anyways." Marik said, trying to comfort him.

"It's ok Yugi! I'll help!" Duke said, happily.

"You mean it?" Yugi said, a small smile playing on his face.

"Of course! Oh-wait, but not right now! The three hour sale at Prada just started gotta go!" At that, Duke ran off to shop.

"It's ok, it looks like it's just us, Charlie's Angels against the Power puff Girls." Marik said, placing his hand over Yugi's.

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"Ryou, Ryou wait!" Bakura yelled as he chased Ryou in the alley. Ryou finally stopped, out of breath.

"Go away!" He said.

"Hikari, stop this right now!" Bakura demanded.

"Fuck off Bakura!" Ryou said, walking off.

"You fuck off; God, I fucking hate you!" Bakura yelled, not aware of the pain those words caused Ryou. Ryou just walked faster. 'I still love you though.' He thought as he cried.

"Oh shit. I just ruined everything." Bakura said, pounding his head against a wall.

"Bakura, come on, we have got to go to Yami's and help Solomon plan for the wedding!" Malik called to his friend. Bakura ran off. 'Somehow Ryou, I'll fix this.' He thought to himself.

************************************************************* < p>Yugi and Marik went off to find Ryou. They found him sitting on the corner, moping.

"What's a matter?" Yugi asked, sitting next to his friend.

"N, n, nothing. Hey, Yugi, isn't that yo-"

"Oh my Ra…" Marik trailed off. Across the street from the Arcade was a flower Shoppe with a black limo parked in the front of it. There was a driver with a black suit on, opening a door for an stout old man wearing a black silk shirt, and khakis, kissing a taller man with white, long straight hair, wearing a dark suit and sunglasses. Three boys walked Yugi's way. The sight made the three teens stop in their tracks.

"Oh holy shit that is the fucking grossest thing I have ever seen!" A sandy blonde, blue eyed teen that looked about fourteen said. The other two, a younger with chin length flary blonde hair, and another with dark brown hair and brown eyes nodded.

"Who do you think they are?" The brown haired one asked.

"Those two men are starfish here's grandfather and his fiancé." Marik told them.

"And you let them do that?" The oldest blonde said. Yugi shook his head.

"They didn't tell me they were together until a day ago." Yugi replied.

"Harsh." The blonde replied.

"Hey, I'm Nolbz, the short stack here is Dess, and that Right there is Hikari." Nolbz said, shaking Marik's hand.

"Yeah, we are in the process of breaking those two up." Ryou said.

"By the way, we are Ryou, Yugi, and I am Marik." He replied, smirking.

"Can we help?" Hikari asked, his blue eyes enlarging.

"Sure, we need all the recruits we can get!" Yugi replied happily.

"Okay, what are we going to do?" Dess asked curiously.

"Got any ideas?" Ryou asked them hopefully.

"Oh, I've got a few." Hikari said, grinning.

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God, the Grand(e): Well lucky you, you get chapter five early! Mostly cause I skipped school!

Gandalf: You are never going to graduate ya know

God: Oh, garguly-gook! Sure I will *cough*

Marik: Yes cause E stands for excellent and F stands for fantastic, right?

God: -_-;; exactly heh..

Greebo, the dragon: I told my mumgan that's what they meant, but she didn't believe me! I mean, what else could they mean?

Gandalf: x.x Mumgan?

Greebo: Dragon+Mom=Mumgan! ^_^

Gandalf: 0.o;; right…

God: Welp anyways on to something that relates with anything!

Greebo: I love dirty underwear! ^_^

God: Eh, cool… Anyways… Rikainiel, Hiya again! I'm working on getting the rest out muh dear! By Sunday I'll try to have it back up to ch.8 or 9, which is where I last left off! Wee! Anyways, thanks for reviewing chum! DemonandGoddess, aloha! You like the starfish nick name? ^.^ Wee, you loved Marik + Malik in this ch.? Yay, me too, cause they're so great when they're ambiguously gay! Welp,. Anyways thanks for the review!

Marik: I am soo brilliant! I know no. 1, I am cute, no. 2 Bakura is sooo much stupider than me-

Bakura: You sure about that? Then what's 34 x's 1 taken to the 23rd billionth power huh?

Marik: ^_^ Enough!

Bakura: Your good, next one! What do you call something that fluffy, white and mews?

Marik: Psh easy.. Malik when he's horny, dressed in a Toga, and covered in cotton balls!

Bakura: It's a cat stupid!

Marik: Nope, trust me, I know!

God: Anyways, heh, glad you all liked the chapter and thanks for the reviews!

Gandalf: Reviews are always adored! ^_^

Greebo: And so are steaks but until next time, later days guys!

God: Yep! See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!

Gandalf: Another day another time!