Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Apple of My Eye ❯ Stop ( Chapter 8 )

God, the Grand (e): Good day t'ya!

Gandalf: Aloha!

Experiment 625: We checked the bank and yup, we still own nothing. Especially Yu-gi-oh. Well, with that said, time to go make cheese on wheat!

Gandalf: Yup, now on with the Case of the Missing Pants!

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"Why would Yugi do such a thing?" Solomon wailed from the couch he was sitting on across from Yami, Bakura, and Malik at Pegasus's.

"He's on drugs!" Malik protested.

"Oh my god, your right! Oh my god! He forced Ryou into them too; that's the only explanation!" Bakura proclaimed, gasping and throwing a hand over his pale lips. Yami rolled his crimson orbs, and folded his arms inward.

"My Yugi is not on drugs. Trust me; I would be the one to know." Yami urged, raising a wise eyebrow.

"Yugi does this because he doesn't understand. Maybe it's just a phase. I don't know; It's just so unlike him." Yami uttered, mostly to himself. He was terribly worried about his Hikari and was having the most difficult time understanding him right now.

"I don't understand it either. Let's give it a few days ok? Maybe they will spend time thinking about what they did. If things are still so unjust, I say we sit them boys down and talk to them." Pegasus suggested, wrapping a comforting arm around his upset lover. Solomon gave a hopeful smile up to his white haired man.

"Maybe." He said, hoping his fiancé's words were true.

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"I miss Ryou." Bakura pouted, throwing his head on the gold and maroon embroidered pillow that matched with the couch he was laying on. Yami looked out to the moon from the bay window seat he was perched on.

"I know you do, and I miss Yugi too."

"Well, what are we going to do? You both are too smart to know they'll strike again; possibly harder. They won't quit. You don't know Marik. He bitches and howls until he gets what he wants. Trust me. It's like this one time Isis and him went shopping. He found these 800 dollar gloves he just had to have. They were a velvety red with yellow polka dots, and they had fur on the lining. Isis said 'they were ridiculous in two ways. Number one: The way they looked, and Number two: The price.'

He protested that he would die without them, which made her only too glad not to buy them. He threw a fit and started throwing things at all the shoppers. Isis begged for him to stop and said he could have another pair for cheaper; but he wouldn't have it. He wanted those gloves. So, he started crying while throwing objects. She grabbed the gloves, paid for them and lugged him out of the store." Malik told the two.

"I guess we just see what happens next." Yami responded, before lying down on said window seat. Bakura turned off the lights, and jumped on the couch only to pass into dreams full of Ryou.

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A couple of days went by, as they did, so do Yugi and co.'s plans. The six swore this plan was the most brilliant one yet; and was sure to get Pegasus to give Solomon the leave.

"This plan is even worst than the last one!" Ryou snarled as he glared at Hikari, and Nolbz. Well, almost everyone thought it was brilliant.

"No, it's dead on perfect! Sure thing!" Nolbz exclaimed as he checked his reflection in the mirror. 'Fabulous.' He thought to himself, as he checked out his partner in crime, Dess.

"Hikari, you're sure this is going to go ok? Yami and the other two will surely impound us if they find out we're lying!" Yugi pleaded, distraught eyes scanning said boy.

"Oh Yugi, have I ever failed you? Besides, you have nothing to worry about because you will be here monitoring the TVs the cameras I planted at Solomon's." Hikari said reassuringly, putting a comforting arm around Yugi's shoulders.

"What about me!" Marik pleaded, tugging at Ryou's arm.

"You're staying with Yugi." Nolbz answered swiftly.

"I want to go in and talk to Malik though!" He pouted.

"Marik, I am sorry; but that's too much of a risk. I don't think your smart enough- I mean, I don't think your unattractive enough for them to figure not figure out who you truly are. Sorry Babe." Nolbz said, giving Marik a sympathetic grin.

"What about my grandpa though?" Yugi asked.

"He is at dinner with someone tonight." Hikari informed them.

"Malik, Bakura, Yami: What about them?"

"Malik's on a date." Hikari said smugly, grinning.

"My Mally is on a date? With who, how? It must be a miracle or something; a girl actually wanted to date him?" Marik said exasperated.

"Well, I kind of planned it. I set him up with this very unimportant OC who really has nothing to do with the story, but felt the need to be in it!" Hikari explained. The other five nodded along.

"Who?" Marik asked curiously.

"They call her the death of all men, they tremble at her feet. She is the almighty, doing whatever she pleases. No living man has ever survived her." Hikari said over dramatically, cringing at the very thought of her. Marik gasped, wide eyed.

"She's going to kill him!" He exclaimed.

"Oh please." Ryou muttered, throwing himself on the couch.

"Who is it?" Yugi asked, puzzled.

"It hurts to even say it." Hikari whimpered, picking up Squiggle and hugging the poor cat to death. So naturally, it urinated on him.

"You stupid pussy! You useless piece of garbage!" Hikari hollered, throwing said cat across the room. It mewled like crazy, before landing it the fish tank.

"Um…" Yugi trailed off, starring at the swimming cat.

"He's ok; I do it all the time." Hikari said, shrugging.

"The girl's name is Bertha Marbelly!" Nolbz, said, receiving shrieks and gaped mouths from everyone.

"Not her…" Ryou trailed off. Hikari was holding in a scream, who knows why. In all actuality, Bertha was a normal shoulder lengthed, blonde-headed girl, who wore brand named clothes and giggled stupidly at any joke a cute guy told.

Marik was getting tired of gasping and gaping so he decided it was time to go and start their evil doings.

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Pegasus was busy in his kitchen, making some animal shaped cookies.

"Solomon will be so proud! He will like these so much, we'll make love!" He squealed, while frosting pink over a cow cookie.

There was someone at the door, so he skipped off to answer it.

The poor white haired man was shocked to say the least when he saw two figures at his front porch. There were two 'old' looking people, a possible couple. One was slightly shorter, the female. She had on Pot Leaf sunglasses, a beige wool sweater, and heinous flower printed skirt. Her stocking were down to her hairy ankles, and she had on bright pink pumps. Her hair was an ashy gray, up in a very messy bun. She had bright blue eyes, with royal blue eye shadow caked on them, and hot pink lipstick on, that was chunked on in a few places.

The man on the other hand looked to have a tope on, with a slightly darker gray color. He had on a green knitted sweater, silk disco-style shirt on, and high water black slacks on. He had on no shoes for an unknown reason.

Pegasus gave the two a fake smile.

"Howdy!" The 'woman' said, itching her head.

"Um, what can I do for you?" Pegasus asked, confused.

"Oh, eh, erm, we are here to talk to you about Solomon." The man replied.

"Oh yes! You see deary, he's our son!" The lady informed him. Pegasus was a bit dumbfounded.

"Do come in…" He said, shutting the door behind the two. The couple gave him grins before seating themselves on his leather sofa.

"Would you two like anything to drink?" He asked the two kindly. They shook their head in unison.

"We came here to warn you about our son." The woman said in a serious tone.

"What about him?" Pegasus asked, curious.

"Well, it's just that he's been divorced at least seven times." The man said a little nervously. Pegasus starred at the two, waiting for them to continue.

"He cheated on all of them. He has only ever dated rich folks; he's nothing but a trophy husband. Some say he even killed the last man-er, woman he was dating."

The wife continued. "Yes, his name was Richy Rich and he was at the least to say rich and very old. Solomon is said to have been sick of him so," She said before sobbing an incredibly fake sob, "He hit him over the head with a candle stick, and then shot him with a revolver in the conservatory!" She wailed before diving into her husband for support. Yami had been listening by the door. 'What is this? A game of clue?' He thought to himself as he spied.

"It was horrible… we didn't want to believe it, but what else could we think with Solomon's past history." The man uttered. Solomon glared at the two disbelievingly. His Solomon would never do a thing like that. The again, he had only really known Solomon and been with Solomon for six months. 'Maybe getting married is a mistake.' He thought to himself, putting a hand under his chin.

"He also used to be a drug seller! One of the best on the West coast!" The woman cried. 'Hey, wait… I don't even think he ever lived on the west coast.' Yami thought to himself.

"Oh Pegasus, we beg of you; don't marry him! We don't want to see you hurt!" The woman cried.

"Thank you for telling me." He said quietly, before the two rose to leave.

"Please don't, you don't know what he'll do!" The old man begged. Pegasus was one confused fellow right about now. Luckily for him, Bakura and Yami burst through the door.

"Who the fuck are you?" Bakura snarled, pushing the 'old man' a little.

"So-Solomon's dad…" He trailed off, squeezing his wife's hand.

"Oh yeah, and what are your names?" Yami asked, furrowing a blonde eyebrow.

"Agnes and Toby!" The woman squeaked.

"Right, so Ryou, ready to make out now?" Bakura asked the taller one.

"Who's that?" Toby asked, perplexed.

"Really you sweet young man, you. We are Solomon's parents and we just wanted to talk to our son's future husband." She said, giving him a disoriented smile.

"You're creepy." Bakura simply stated, scanning them, and then walking away.

"Sorry Yami, but I think they're not bluffing." The white haired spirit stated before gliding off. Yami, being the smartest, of course didn't trust these frauds. How old would Solomon's parents be anyways? After all, Solomon was between 70-80 himself! There's no way they could've ever been alive, but Pegasus and Kura weren't sharp enough to detect it.

Yami glared at the two before walking away.

"Remember what we said." Agnes said with a smile before walking out the door.

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" Ryou!" Nolbz called, ripping off his tupe and glasses. Ryou fumbled his way out of a near by bush followed by a leafy haired Hikari.

"Huh?" Ryou said, brushing the foliage off of him.

"The losers totally fell for it! Obviously when you and Bakura get married, you're going to be the one with the brains!" Nolbz, cracked, chuckling. Ryou tried to hide his blush under his fluffy locks. Hikari glared at him funny, before shaking it off.

Dess pulled off his wig and wiped his lipstick on his sweater.

"Being an old lady is uncomfortable!" He cried, itching his back where his bra strap was. The rest giggled, before heading back to let the others know the plan worked perfectly.

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Solomon walked tiredly into the house around nine o' clock. He was happy to be safely home with his future husband. He smiled to himself at the thought.

"Peggy?" He called, his voice echoing through the walls. He looked through a couple of rooms but found his grandson instead.

"Hey Solomon." Yami said, looking a little bewildered.

"Is something wrong?" The elderly man asked.

"It's some mystery guest claiming to be your parents. They got Pegasus all upset. By the way, are your parent's names even Agnes and Toby?" Yami asked.

"No… My parents have been dead for over thirty years! They were named Cerulean and Jose." Solomon answered.

"Wow, you mean they died when you were seventy!" Bakura exclaimed, his brown eyes growing in size. Solomon gave him a puzzled look.

"When I was in my thirties to forties." He replied. 'Damn, how old does Bakura think I am?' He thought.

"He's up in the bedroom if you're wondering." Yami said, before moping off. He really missed his little angel, and showed it horribly. He had too little sleep since all he could think about was cuddling his Yugi and whispering naughty things in Yugi's cute little ears. He missed Yugi's smile, his laugh, his blushes… He just missed him all. He sunk into a corner of the room and sulked.

"Starfish got ya then?" Malik said, appearing out of no where.

"I miss him, even if he is being a little out of line." Yami said softly, sinking his head to his knees.

"Oh poor little Pharaoh, nothing to do, and no one to fuck." Mali scoffed, grinning. Yami's glared at him before settling back to the wooden floor.

"It's ok; you'll find another person to screw… Go find Bakura; I am sure he's desperate. After all no Ryou, no -"

"Yes Malik, I get the point. I'd die before screwing Bakura again." Yami wailed.

"You did him?" Malik asked confused.

"Good to know you get around." He retorted.

"Hey, at least I am not the one screwing Marik." Yami shot.

"Oh hucksters no!" Malik exclaimed. Yami laughed at the blonde's reaction.

"So, how was that date?"

"Oh with that Bertha girl? OK until she started trying to touch me in places 1st dates shouldn't be aloud. She's even hornier than Marik on a full moon. You know what that's like."

"Don't remind me." Yami groaned.

"Come on; let's go see how Solomon and Pegasus are doing." Malik said, pulling Yami up. They raced up the stares only to hear shouting.

"MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, I PROMISE POODLE!" Solomon screeched.

"WHY WOULD TWO OLD PEOPLE BE AT MY DOOR THEN?" Pegasus cried.

"I LOVED YOU AND YOU TRICKED ME!"

"Pegasus please… My parents weren't even Toby and Agnes. I have a hunch it was my grandson again." Pegasus said quietly, eyeing his love.

"Why would they do that?" Pegasus asked, teary eyed.

"I don't know." Solomon replied, looking towards the window. Why was he doing this?

"I think it's time I talked to him, and his friends. I am scared Solomon, I don't want them to ruin us." Pegasus informed his love, putting hands around Solomon's waist.

"I love you Pegasus, I promise I won't let him do this to us anymore." Solomon said, burying his head in his lover's shirt. They stayed like that for a while, but soon got back to their favorite thing in the whole wide world, and it rimes with hang.

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G od, the Grand(e): Yay, I finally updated! *does update dance*

Greebo: Living in a material world, cause I am a material dragon!

Gandalf: Wow Greebz, that's Marik's favorite song!

Greebo: More, more, more said the baby!

Gandalf: If I was a bug, I would so not be a caterpillar.

God: 0_o I see Gandalf. I'd be a bee so I could sting people muah..a hornet!

Greebo: I'd be a mongoose!

Sauruman: Num nuts, that ain't a bug.

Greebo: And ain't ain't a word.

Gandalf: O' contraire green friend, it was added to the dictionary.

Greebo: So… Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man? *hums*

Gandalf: AHEM!

DemonandGoddess: I know, the S/P lemon was the cutest thing EVER! Besides maybe, maybe a Ryou x Bakura lemon… but only by a pinch. Don't worry, I wouldn't stop updated until the end… which actually is still quite far away, I might add! Thanks for reviewing!

O.O: No, don't go into trauma mode! If you stay like that, Greebo'll have to give you mouth to mouth! And trust me, you DON'T ever want Greebo anywhere NEAR your mouth… or probably any part of you really… Either way, yay you reviewed, thanks! ^.^

AoS: Yay, Yugi makes such a good cowboy, does he not? As for the misspelled words, it's mostly because Gandalf, Greebo, and I are much to lazy to bother re-reading our chapters, we let the spell check take care of that, and my spell check isn't one of my biggest fans, he corrects grammar funny. So, if there are further spelling errors, I'm sorry, I'm just too lazy and too stupid to learn how to spell! ^^ Hope you liked this chapter (and the spelling wasn't too horrible!) and thank you for reviewing!

Gandalf: Well that's everyone, and thanks again for reviewing, you're all so scandalous in my book!

God: Which is a best seller, thank you very much ^^

Gandalf: Anyways, later days!

Greebo: Sayonara!