Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Argument ❯ Argument (One Shot) ( One-Shot )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: MyOhMai 
One-Shot. I know this is stupid, but please don't flame, it was one of my first stories on ff.net, I really didn't spend that much time on it, plus I was bored. Read and review! Rated to be safe.~Mai
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 11.16.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 571 | Visits: 424 | Status: Completed
One-Shot. I know this is stupid, but please don't flame, it was one of my first stories on ff.net, I really didn't spend that much time on it, plus I was bored. Read and review! Rated to be safe.~Mai
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 11.16.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 571 | Visits: 424 | Status: Completed
This shall be my first one-shot on this account.
Disclaimer: Ok. Raise your hand if you think I own Yu-Gi-Oh...(silence)...Good, now that it's settled-Hey, put your hand down Luna! If I did own it, then Yami B. and Ryou would be in every episode with their shirts off, since that hasn't happened, then Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me. This'll probably only be one chapter because I don't have the attention span to-what was I gonna say? Eh...I'm hungry. Anyways, on with the story! No flames please and I shall review your story and not flame you. Thanks for listening (unless you're skipping this part).-Mai
P.S. This might be on animespiral under a different penname, so don't accuse me or the other penname of stealing their fic.
It was a dark day for Yami in Egypt 5, 000 years ago...and-wait, that's too far back! Yami is with Yuugi and friends in the present.
The students were almost at school when the bell rang.
"Oh, bloody hell." Ryou said, with his oh-so-hot British accent.
"D'ya really dink you'll fool anyone with dat phony accent?" Jou asked.
"What about your accent, Jou?" Honda replied.
"Oh, shut up! At least he doesn't share his name with a car(1) and he's not useless in the show and manga like you." Anzu said.
"But he also doesn't ranting on like 'friendship this, friendship that'(2), we know we're friends, you don't have to rant." Yuugi said.
"Well, you're so short you could pass for a 7-year-old(3)." Kaiba insulted him.
"I may 'rant', but at least I have friends, Mister-I'm-so-rich-I-want-everyone-to-know-so-I-ride-my limo-to-school-everyday." Anzu said, saying his nickname really fast in one breath.
"Yeah, Kaiba," Jou agreed. "The only friends you have are the ones you pay."
"Will you stupid fools stop arguing!" Yami said and then sent them all to the shadow realm.
THE END!
Yeah, I know, I suck. Don't rub it in. Anyways, here are the footnotes.
(1)Yes, Honda is a car name, which most of you should already know, but I only used that joke to insult him, I like Subaru from .hack/sign (Don't own).
(2)I haven't watched Yu-Gi-Oh in a while, but last time I checked, Anzu/Tea wasn't going on and on about friendship.
(3)I'm not sure how short Yuugi or a 7-year-old is, but I read somewhere that he's only 3 feet. But I have a 10 year old friend who's only 1 or 2 inches shorter than me and I'm 5 feet 2 and a half inches, I think.
Ahem, I'm also not that much of an Anzu hater. Or Kikyou hater, for that matter. (Don't own InuYasha). But I will say you should hate Urasue(sp?) for bringing her back, plus InuYasha goes to her, not the other way around. And I don't really think Kikyou and Kagome look alike, Kikyou looks prettier to me, but I like Kagome's personality. Her Japanese voice is way better. I loved the 3rd movie And the 4th movie is the BEST. ^^ Anyways…R&R!
Disclaimer: Ok. Raise your hand if you think I own Yu-Gi-Oh...(silence)...Good, now that it's settled-Hey, put your hand down Luna! If I did own it, then Yami B. and Ryou would be in every episode with their shirts off, since that hasn't happened, then Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me. This'll probably only be one chapter because I don't have the attention span to-what was I gonna say? Eh...I'm hungry. Anyways, on with the story! No flames please and I shall review your story and not flame you. Thanks for listening (unless you're skipping this part).-Mai
P.S. This might be on animespiral under a different penname, so don't accuse me or the other penname of stealing their fic.
It was a dark day for Yami in Egypt 5, 000 years ago...and-wait, that's too far back! Yami is with Yuugi and friends in the present.
The students were almost at school when the bell rang.
"Oh, bloody hell." Ryou said, with his oh-so-hot British accent.
"D'ya really dink you'll fool anyone with dat phony accent?" Jou asked.
"What about your accent, Jou?" Honda replied.
"Oh, shut up! At least he doesn't share his name with a car(1) and he's not useless in the show and manga like you." Anzu said.
"But he also doesn't ranting on like 'friendship this, friendship that'(2), we know we're friends, you don't have to rant." Yuugi said.
"Well, you're so short you could pass for a 7-year-old(3)." Kaiba insulted him.
"I may 'rant', but at least I have friends, Mister-I'm-so-rich-I-want-everyone-to-know-so-I-ride-my limo-to-school-everyday." Anzu said, saying his nickname really fast in one breath.
"Yeah, Kaiba," Jou agreed. "The only friends you have are the ones you pay."
"Will you stupid fools stop arguing!" Yami said and then sent them all to the shadow realm.
THE END!
Yeah, I know, I suck. Don't rub it in. Anyways, here are the footnotes.
(1)Yes, Honda is a car name, which most of you should already know, but I only used that joke to insult him, I like Subaru from .hack/sign (Don't own).
(2)I haven't watched Yu-Gi-Oh in a while, but last time I checked, Anzu/Tea wasn't going on and on about friendship.
(3)I'm not sure how short Yuugi or a 7-year-old is, but I read somewhere that he's only 3 feet. But I have a 10 year old friend who's only 1 or 2 inches shorter than me and I'm 5 feet 2 and a half inches, I think.
Ahem, I'm also not that much of an Anzu hater. Or Kikyou hater, for that matter. (Don't own InuYasha). But I will say you should hate Urasue(sp?) for bringing her back, plus InuYasha goes to her, not the other way around. And I don't really think Kikyou and Kagome look alike, Kikyou looks prettier to me, but I like Kagome's personality. Her Japanese voice is way better. I loved the 3rd movie And the 4th movie is the BEST. ^^ Anyways…R&R!