Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Baby of Mine ❯ Golfing With Anzu ( Chapter 7 )

WARNINGS: REALLY INTENSE ANZU BASHING! A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT GOLF BALLS INVOLVING MARIK AND MALIK.

Kye: Yes, the bashing is subtle on the show, but I notice it. I know she's not this bad on the show, but she's funnier this way.

Hotaruchan: Sorry, I got my legal terms mixed. Yes, Steven's lawyer is going to build a case against Bakura.

Hato-chiisai: I'm glad you reviewed me. I was feeling unloved there for a while.

Yui: Yes, Steven makes people angry. Me too. But he's so good when he's bad.

Gralnak: Steven doesn't want to shift the blame. You know I read that scene again and you're right. It sounds like Silence of the Lambs. I didn't think about that when I wrote it.

Negacat: You'll get a happy father-son reunion, though it will be temporary.

Cheesepuff: Yeah, Steven never learns.

AMT: Steven's trying to shift the blame.

Tiamat: Yeah, he really has changed and Ryou believes his yami is capable of no wrong anymore.

Mononoke: Mini golf is never going to be the same for you after you read this chappie.

Dragondreamer: Steven's never had it to begin with.

Ssjgoddesschico: Who knows if Steven will accept them. Maybe later, but not yet. I was thinking about Eric Clapton's "The last song" would be a great final scene between them, although Ryou has to be sick for it. It's a beautiful song.

Golfing with Anzu

Ryou and Bakura returned home and found Marik and Malik locking the door. Malik quickly brushed his hair back, straightened his shirt, and pulled up his pants higher. Bakura shot a glance at the other smiling yami gripping the Millenium Rod tightly. Bakura was always able to read into Marik's grins.

"Again, Marik? You didn't get enough last night?"

"What? You were away from the house."

Bakura rubbed his forehead. "I swear to Ra, Marik, if I go upstairs and find my bed a mess, we will have to sit and have a little chat." The couple looked at Malik who wrapped his arm around Marik's arm smiling. Bakura turned to Ryou. "Well, it looks like Malik slipped on ice again."

Ryou giggled and turned hearing Yugi call. Yugi walked up with Yami close behind. Joey and Seto drove up in Seto's limo. Joey staggered out of the back seat of the limo.

"Looks like everyone slipped on ice last night," Ryou nodded.

Malik turned to Bakura. "I invited Seto and Joey. Hope you don't mind, Bakura."

Bakura put his arm around Ryou. "You can never have too many people."

Bakura spoke too soon as they heard a screech come from a few doors down. "Fire hydrant! I love you, Mister Fire Hydrant!" the idiotic form of Anzu ran up to the fire hydrant hugging it.

The group glanced at Bakura. "Ok. Forget what I just said."

"What are you going here?" Joey sighed in disappointment.

"The friendly fire hydrant invited me back! It loves me!"

Seto rolled his eyes. "I don't even want to know if that is possible."

She smiled at Yami blankly. "Where are you going, Yami?"

"To an unfriendly conference! Now go away!"

"That's not nice to be unfriendly because friendliness is friendly and-."

Bakura gripped his head tightly as did everyone else. "My brain's gonna explode!"

Seto motioned for everyone to enter the limo. The group ran into the limo and shut the door before Anzu could get in. As the car sped away, she ran after it grabbing the rear bumper. "Faster, driver!" Seto ordered.

The driver sped up and Anzu's laughs could be heard. "I'm making friends with the pavement! Yeah!"

Ryou, Malik, Yugi, and Joey watched Anzu hold onto the car as she laughed scraping the pavement. Ryou and Yugi shook their heads in disbelief as Malik and Joey gaped at Anzu smiling and laughing outside the car like a complete and utter moron.

"Pavement is like friendship!" Anzu held onto the car as Bakura and Marik joined the hikaris.

"She is amazing," Bakura said flatly. "You would think that would kill a normal human being."

"This proves it, Bakura. Anzu isn't human." Marik gripped the Millenium Rod.

Anzu laughed. "I'm telling the pavement how much I love it! I love it! I love you, friendly pavement!"

As the car pulled up to the miniature golf course, she staggered to her feet. "Bruises and cuts are like friendship! Deep and covering you all over! Oh! I wanna put the ball in the hole!"

Malik snickered on Marik's shoulder. Seto was less than amused. "Anzu, I will pay your way if you never ever say that again."

Ryou grabbed the club from Bakura. "I have an idea! Let's do this in teams! Hikaris versus Yamis! Joey, you can be with us hikaris. Seto, join the yamis. The losers have to buy ice cream for the winners!"

The yamis almost salivated in unison at the mention of the word ice cream. The yamis nodded in quick agreement.

"What about brainless? …I mean, Anzu?" Joey asked.

"I'm not brainless!" Anzu said happily.

"Ok," Yami said. "Name one thing that is not like friendship!" Anzu smiled blankly, a void behind her eyes. If you dropped a pin inside her head, it would resonate. Anzu didn't answer.

Marik raised an eyebrow to Malik. In his most seductive voice, he moved close to his hikari. "Do you want to use my club…..or yours?"

Malik winked back and ran his fingers up the Millenium Rod. The group was never surprised at the innuendo between this couple. "I like your club, Marik. It puts the ball in better."

Yami rolled his eyes. "Knock it off, you two."

Marik took two golf balls in his hand and extended his hand to Malik once again. "Do you want the blue one? Or the purple one?"

"What did I just say, Marik Ishtar?" Yami asked spinning around. Malik took the blue ball and the club from his yami.

"What about me?" Anzu said holding a pink ball, a club, and her pet crab, Fluffy.

The group let Anzu go first so she would be ahead of them. They got to the first hole and Anzu put her ball down. "Golfing is like…" Everyone held their breath. "Friendship! Golfing is like friendship!" Anzu hit the ball hard and it flew out of the course.

"You're not supposed to hit it that hard," Yugi chided.

"I wanted the ball to soar like our friendship, Yugi!" Yugi rolled his eyes and Yami stepped forward. He put his red ball down as Anzu saw a happy metal bear smiling and she jumped on it kissing it.

"Anzu! Quiet!"

"I wuv Bears!!!!!!!!! So cute!"

Yami hit the ball and got a hole in one. Yami turned to Bakura. "Beat that, Tomb Robber!"

"I'm on your team!"

"I know! I bet you can't a hole in one like me."

Bakura stepped up to the hole and Ryou cheered for his yami.

"He's not on our team, Ryou," Joey said.

"I can still cheer my yami on!"

Bakura hit the ball and just missed it. Bakura told laughing Yami that the game had just began. Joey let out a scream and fell to the ground rubbing his head. Anzu ran over to him. "Joey, you caught my ball!"

"You lost yours, Anzu, where did you get another one?" Seto asked helping Joey to his feet.

"Some man gave it to me calling me a friendly name like my shirt!" Anzu pointed to her pink shirt with the word "Bitch" written on it in sparkles.

The group ignored her and moved along. The yamis were tied with the hikaris and it was Malik's turn on the last hole. He swung back his club and no one noticed a particular object flying towards Malik's pants. Malik suddenly cried out collapsing to the ground. Marik flew to his side. "Malik!"

"Ball…….hit me……….in……….the…..ow."

Anzu ran up to him. "I showed Malik how much his friendship means to me! Yeah! He's my friend! Yeah!"

"Anzu………..gonna……kill…… ;you for this…………..ow."

"Did I hit you in the naughties?" Anzu asked him as Marik pushed her away.

"Ice…pack."

"We have to get you home. Can you walk?" Marik hugged and kissed his fallen hikari. Marik and Bakura carried him to Seto's limo. Anzu danced around like a complete moron, oblivious to everything.

They took Malik home and brought him an icepack. To make him feel better, Ryou brought him ice cream. Tears filled Malik's eyes.

"I can see one thing Malik won't be doing for a while."

"I can think of more than that," Bakura said concerned.

Isis walked in the door and found her brother on the couch with an icepack. "Malik? You alright, brother?"

"Anzu hit me with a golf ball!" Isis leaned over her brother and kissed his cheek.

"I'll make you some tea later."

Anzu wrapped her arms around Malik's neck squeezing him in an apologetic hug. Ryou ran upstairs quickly. Bakura knew that was never a good sign and followed him. Ryou ran to his bedroom and took a pill. Bakura opened the door.

"Why did you follow me?"

"Let's just say I was concerned. It's never good when you run up here like that."

Ryou sat on the bed. "It's Anzu. She makes me tense."

Bakura kneeled on the bed and moved closer to Ryou. "She does that to everyone." Bakura moved to Ryou's back and leaned over to Ryou's neck kissing it.

Ryou smiled as Bakura's hands slowly moved down his shirt rubbing his chest. "I know how to help you relax, my love." Bakura pressed his body against Ryou's back.

Ryou leaned back into Bakura. "You always do this to me."

"Oh really? What am I doing?" Bakura laughed holding Ryou closer and rubbing his hand up and down Ryou's chest and stomach gracefully.

Ryou shivered as Bakura's kisses traveled up to his jaw.

"Relaxed yet?"

"You be the judge of that," Ryou gasped in Bakura's ear. Bakura pulled Ryou back and moved to Ryou's lips. Bakura's hands moved to Ryou's buttons loosening them slowly one by one. Ryou's hand gripped onto Bakura's hair whimpering and holding his breath to indulge in the kiss.

Downstairs, Anzu, Marik, and Yami were locked in a screaming match over Anzu hitting Malik with the golf ball. Bakura pulled away for breath.

A knock on the door came and a woman's voice was heard.

"Bakura, will you be with me when they question me? I don't want to be alone when they're with me. I'm….I'm afraid." Bakura felt Ryou's muscles tense.

"I won't let you do this alone. If you're scared, I'll be here with you."

"Thank you, yami."

They heard people climbing the steps and Ryou sat up on the bed buttoning up his shirt again. Bakura kneeled behind him, Ryou's grip tightening on him preparing himself for the rough questions ahead.

Next Chappie: Ryou faces tough questions. Ryou turns into a girl soon…very soon..like the next 3 or so chappies.