Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Backstage Pass!: Yu-Gi-Oh! ❯ backstage pass pt.2 ( Chapter 2 )

~~~~~~~Commercial~~~~~~~

Commercial guy: Do you like cars? Heh. Well so do I! I know we all hate it when our cars get bumped scratched, or even damaged! So to prevent that, the kelogs industry has created a special shield called corn shield! It looks just like corn!!!!! Get it today at your local super market!

Note: corn shield not real.

~~~~~~~End commercial~~~~~~~~

DJ Teejay: THAT COMMERCIAL WAS STUPID! AND WHAT THE HELL IS A CORN SHIELD! Anyway, when we left I just got trampled over by fan girls and Yami Marik and Yami Bakura just got attacked by the fan girls. Lets see how they're doing now! ^-^

Yami Marik: (bruised; clothes torn) tries to climb out under from and the fan girls. Somebody…help..me… AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! fan girls jump him ! 0 !

Fan girls: WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami Bakura: mumbles under breath This is the perfect opportunity to escape. tries to creep away

Fan girl #6: LOOK YAMI BAKURA-KUN IS TRYING TO ESCAPE!!

Yami Bakura: gets jumped by several fan girls AHHHHHHH! @o@

~~~~~~30 minutes later~~~~~~

DJ Teejay: looks at watch Ok ladies it's time to go, leave those two yamis alone.

Fan girls: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww……

DJ Teejay: Hey, we might see other guys like wink wink Kaiba.

Fan girls: OK LETS GO!!!!!! HEARTS

DJ Teejay: Yeah that's what I thought.

EVERYBODY MOVES ON

DJ Teejay: HEY EVERYONE, IT'S ISHIZU AND REBECCA!!!! everyone runs up to Ishizu and Rebecca

DJ Teejay and fans: O_o

DJ Teejay: Nice threads….

Fans: YOU GUYS ARE GOTHIC?!!!

Rebecca and Ishizu: So?

Fan boy: We haven't expected that.

Gothic fan girl: CHECK OUT THESE CHAINS!!! tugs on both Rebecca and Ishizu's pants

DJ Teejay: AWESOME!

punk rockers and Goths jump Ishizu and Rebecca

A fan boy stupidly pulls on Ishizu's choker

Ishizu: #o# chokes

Rebecca: *0* looks over to see Ishizu changing colors Crawls over and unhooks choker

Ishizu: breathes in deeply

DJ Teejay (from a distance): Hi Kaiba… heart

Fan girls and Gay fan boys: KAIBA?! rushes over

Kaiba: O.O picks up Teejay and throws her into the bunch of fan girls RUNS I'M SORRY TEEJ!

DJ Teejay: flung into the air NO PROB!!!!!!!!!!

fans fling Teejay away

DJ Teejay: AHH!

Fan girls and Gay fan guys: WE GOT HIM!

DJ Teejay crawls back

Kaiba: ^0^; Hello Ladies.

Fan girls: O_O…………………………&# 8230;……………

tumbleweed floats by

Fan girl: Kaiba, what the heck happened to you?

Kaiba: What'd you mean?

Fan girl #7: You seem much nicer.

Fan girl #8: The reason why we loved you was because you were a cold-hearted bastard!

DJ Teejay: YEAH!

Kaiba: Oh! LOL. I only portray that type of person on the show.

Gay fan boy: kicks Kaiba in his crotch Will this make you the asshole we all love?

Kaiba: X.X falls

Fan girls: KAIBA! beats on the boy that kicked Kaiba in the winker tinker

Kaiba: gets up; vein pops up You want a fuckin asshole? You got it you asswipe! jumps the boy

DJ Teejay: O.o tries to pry Kaiba off the boy; gets thrown to the side

DJ Teejay: Lets go to a commercial. PLEASE!