Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bakura and the Wonders of Sugar ❯ Bakura likes ketchup and Ryou like LoTR and not big needles. ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Malik the Psycho 
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.23.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 332 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.23.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 332 | Status: Work In Progress
HEY! I bet you all thought I'd given up on this story, ne? Well, I havent. I've sufferred through Sickness and school and Finals,
But I present to you the next chapter! Sorry I took so long, but...I havent been inspired enough. XD Well, I am now so..READ & REVIEW!
Bakura: MTP NO OWN YUGIOH! BUT I DOOO!!! I DOOO I SAY!!!*cackles maniacally and begins licking a wall* ...he no own McDonalds either.
....Right...ON WITH THE FIC!
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After our hero had left the mall, he decided that he was hungry. And so, He wandered. He wandered, and wandered, and wandered
some more, but could sadly find no food. Until he stopped infront of a conveniently placed giant tv from Battle City, that
Was talking about McDonalds new kids meal. He felt inspired and donned his mask,and, yelling out in a heroic voice--
Bakura: ITSA MEE! MARIO!!!
.....Okay, maybe it wasnt that heroic. So that's the mystery of the mask. After walking while twitching violently every few
minutes, he made it to his destination.
Bakura: RYOUUU! I'M HOME!
People in McDonalds: *Look up and stare at him*
Bakura:...YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! SO THERE! *slinks up to the cashier lady, who will be called...Lucinda.*
Lucinda: HI! How may I take your order today?!
Bakura: I wanna brain, cooked rare, with a salad made out of skin, and some finger sandwiches, and blood to drink,
and a still beating heart...Oh, and a cheese burger.
Lucinda:...Sorry, we dont have any of that except for the CHEESEBOOOOGERRRRR!!!!! Care to order something else?
Bakura:...Fine...Gimme a number 4 with extra ketcup..Oh yes..AND THIS IS A STICK-UP*jumps onto the counter, pulling out a potato bag*
PUT ALL THE TOYS IN HERE!
People: *walk up and put their kids toys in the bag while Bakura waits for his meal*
Lucinda: Here's your food, sir!
Bakura: *Checks the burger*...I said EXTRA KETCHUP! NOW YOU MUST ALL BE BLINDED BY MY SHINRY RING!*Rips his shirt open and it
acts as a white flash, blinding the people while he leaves, hitting the door on the way out.*
Child: Mommy! My retinas buuuurn!
Mother: It's okay, son. I think he left.
Ronald: *walks out*...Soooo...Who wants to PARTAY?!
*Music starts playing and a disco ball comes down while the restraunt is transformed into a disco paradise*
MEANWHILE, With Ryou at home...After Bakura had left, Ryou had sat down on the couch and decided to watch the news while
eating the delicious things known as creampuffs. He smiled happily when he heard that they were finally doing something to
help out the people who were suffering from the Tsunami, but suddenly it was interrupted with a man talking about a robbery
at McDonalds.
Reporter: Not much is known of this "Masked Marauder", except we have this video footage of him! LETS WATCH!
The footage showed a strange man walking into McDonalds and doing a bunch of strange things. And, just as Ryou was starting
to relax and think that it wasnt his Yami after all, The man ripped his shirt open and the Sennen Ring was seen. Ryou crushed
his creampuff while an anger mark came to his forehead.
Ryou: Bakuuuurraaaaa...You....are..In...TROUBLE!!!
And so! Ryous epic quest to find Middle Earth--I mean, find Bakura and meet the elves--I mean, Punish him, Begun!
After brushing his teeth and making himself look presentable and grabbing some orbit gum--
Ryou: For that just brushed clean feeling!
--and grabbing something that would possibly keep Bakura occupied until he got home, Ryou left his fortress--I mean,
Apartment and went merrily on his way to find Legolas--I mean, Bakura.
Ryou:..Whaat? One can NEVER love LoTR TOO much!
..Right. So, Ryou walked aaaall the way to McDonalds eyeing the mess and tapping a woman on her shoulder.
Ryou: Excuse me, miss? I was wondering if you saw a boy who looks like me around here..
Woman: *Eyes widen and she shrieks* ITS HIM! I'D RECOGNIZE HIS HORRIBLE EYES FROM ANYWHERE! POLICE! ARREST HIM!
Policemen: RAAAH!*Jump on Ryou and handcuff him* YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! ANYTHING YOU SAY AND/OR DO WILL BE--
Ryou: *starts foaming and fighting against them*LET ME GOOO! I STILL HAVE TO FIND MIDDLE EARTH AND MEET FRODO AND GO LIVE
WITH THE ELVES!
Policeman:....Ohh,,You're one o' them CRAZY people, ain'tcha? Bill, call the white coats in.
Bill: Roger*Does so*
Ryou: *is now violently fighting against him, but it does no good because he's so weak, and screaming curses at them*
MAY THE EASTER BUNNY LEAVE YOU ROTTON EGGS AND CANDIED GREEN BEANS!
White coat #1: Ahh, here iz our new pacient.(yes. That is intentional.)
white coat #2: Hey! Will! Can we add him to our White Collection? Huh? Can we? He has white hair and everything!
white coat #1:...Ve Shall see, my Eediotic companiun.(Once again, intentional.)
Ryou: YOU ALL ARE GOING TO DIE!!! YOU HEAR ME?! DIE!!!!!*is put in a straight jacket and thrown in the back of a padded truck*
....Anyways...Meanwhile, with Bakura, who was sitting on a bench while eating his meal, he suddenly looked up in a moment of intelligence,
Some sanity returning to his eyes.
Bakura:...I wonder what Ryou's up to...Oh well!*chows*
...Yes...Like I said...INTELLIGENCE!*Coughs* Meanwhile, at the mental institute where Ryou was taken..
Ryou: *Is still in that straightjacket, laying on his side while foaming at the mouth, his eyes staring ahead with an insane gleam
in them* Bakura...I'm going to get you for this..me and Legolas and Frodo are going to come and kill you...with...spoons..
Yes...ORBIT GUM!....Oh...coconuts..*goes back to plotting, not noticing the door open and an institute fellow walk in with a
huge-ass needle*
White coat #2: Duhh...Night-Night, crazy guy!*aims the needle at Ryous ass and--
~The scene goes to a few seconds ahead..It's a glorious night with the pale moon shining brightly in her almost full form,
the trees are outlined perfectly and the stars are twinkling like diamonds in the sky. Suddenly a flock of birds are frightened away by a--
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...And so, it seems that Ryou's quest is post-poned until another day..
___________________________________________________________________TBC__ _______
But I present to you the next chapter! Sorry I took so long, but...I havent been inspired enough. XD Well, I am now so..READ & REVIEW!
Bakura: MTP NO OWN YUGIOH! BUT I DOOO!!! I DOOO I SAY!!!*cackles maniacally and begins licking a wall* ...he no own McDonalds either.
....Right...ON WITH THE FIC!
~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@@~~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~ @~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~SUGAR!~@~@~@
After our hero had left the mall, he decided that he was hungry. And so, He wandered. He wandered, and wandered, and wandered
some more, but could sadly find no food. Until he stopped infront of a conveniently placed giant tv from Battle City, that
Was talking about McDonalds new kids meal. He felt inspired and donned his mask,and, yelling out in a heroic voice--
Bakura: ITSA MEE! MARIO!!!
.....Okay, maybe it wasnt that heroic. So that's the mystery of the mask. After walking while twitching violently every few
minutes, he made it to his destination.
Bakura: RYOUUU! I'M HOME!
People in McDonalds: *Look up and stare at him*
Bakura:...YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! SO THERE! *slinks up to the cashier lady, who will be called...Lucinda.*
Lucinda: HI! How may I take your order today?!
Bakura: I wanna brain, cooked rare, with a salad made out of skin, and some finger sandwiches, and blood to drink,
and a still beating heart...Oh, and a cheese burger.
Lucinda:...Sorry, we dont have any of that except for the CHEESEBOOOOGERRRRR!!!!! Care to order something else?
Bakura:...Fine...Gimme a number 4 with extra ketcup..Oh yes..AND THIS IS A STICK-UP*jumps onto the counter, pulling out a potato bag*
PUT ALL THE TOYS IN HERE!
People: *walk up and put their kids toys in the bag while Bakura waits for his meal*
Lucinda: Here's your food, sir!
Bakura: *Checks the burger*...I said EXTRA KETCHUP! NOW YOU MUST ALL BE BLINDED BY MY SHINRY RING!*Rips his shirt open and it
acts as a white flash, blinding the people while he leaves, hitting the door on the way out.*
Child: Mommy! My retinas buuuurn!
Mother: It's okay, son. I think he left.
Ronald: *walks out*...Soooo...Who wants to PARTAY?!
*Music starts playing and a disco ball comes down while the restraunt is transformed into a disco paradise*
MEANWHILE, With Ryou at home...After Bakura had left, Ryou had sat down on the couch and decided to watch the news while
eating the delicious things known as creampuffs. He smiled happily when he heard that they were finally doing something to
help out the people who were suffering from the Tsunami, but suddenly it was interrupted with a man talking about a robbery
at McDonalds.
Reporter: Not much is known of this "Masked Marauder", except we have this video footage of him! LETS WATCH!
The footage showed a strange man walking into McDonalds and doing a bunch of strange things. And, just as Ryou was starting
to relax and think that it wasnt his Yami after all, The man ripped his shirt open and the Sennen Ring was seen. Ryou crushed
his creampuff while an anger mark came to his forehead.
Ryou: Bakuuuurraaaaa...You....are..In...TROUBLE!!!
And so! Ryous epic quest to find Middle Earth--I mean, find Bakura and meet the elves--I mean, Punish him, Begun!
After brushing his teeth and making himself look presentable and grabbing some orbit gum--
Ryou: For that just brushed clean feeling!
--and grabbing something that would possibly keep Bakura occupied until he got home, Ryou left his fortress--I mean,
Apartment and went merrily on his way to find Legolas--I mean, Bakura.
Ryou:..Whaat? One can NEVER love LoTR TOO much!
..Right. So, Ryou walked aaaall the way to McDonalds eyeing the mess and tapping a woman on her shoulder.
Ryou: Excuse me, miss? I was wondering if you saw a boy who looks like me around here..
Woman: *Eyes widen and she shrieks* ITS HIM! I'D RECOGNIZE HIS HORRIBLE EYES FROM ANYWHERE! POLICE! ARREST HIM!
Policemen: RAAAH!*Jump on Ryou and handcuff him* YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! ANYTHING YOU SAY AND/OR DO WILL BE--
Ryou: *starts foaming and fighting against them*LET ME GOOO! I STILL HAVE TO FIND MIDDLE EARTH AND MEET FRODO AND GO LIVE
WITH THE ELVES!
Policeman:....Ohh,,You're one o' them CRAZY people, ain'tcha? Bill, call the white coats in.
Bill: Roger*Does so*
Ryou: *is now violently fighting against him, but it does no good because he's so weak, and screaming curses at them*
MAY THE EASTER BUNNY LEAVE YOU ROTTON EGGS AND CANDIED GREEN BEANS!
White coat #1: Ahh, here iz our new pacient.(yes. That is intentional.)
white coat #2: Hey! Will! Can we add him to our White Collection? Huh? Can we? He has white hair and everything!
white coat #1:...Ve Shall see, my Eediotic companiun.(Once again, intentional.)
Ryou: YOU ALL ARE GOING TO DIE!!! YOU HEAR ME?! DIE!!!!!*is put in a straight jacket and thrown in the back of a padded truck*
....Anyways...Meanwhile, with Bakura, who was sitting on a bench while eating his meal, he suddenly looked up in a moment of intelligence,
Some sanity returning to his eyes.
Bakura:...I wonder what Ryou's up to...Oh well!*chows*
...Yes...Like I said...INTELLIGENCE!*Coughs* Meanwhile, at the mental institute where Ryou was taken..
Ryou: *Is still in that straightjacket, laying on his side while foaming at the mouth, his eyes staring ahead with an insane gleam
in them* Bakura...I'm going to get you for this..me and Legolas and Frodo are going to come and kill you...with...spoons..
Yes...ORBIT GUM!....Oh...coconuts..*goes back to plotting, not noticing the door open and an institute fellow walk in with a
huge-ass needle*
White coat #2: Duhh...Night-Night, crazy guy!*aims the needle at Ryous ass and--
~The scene goes to a few seconds ahead..It's a glorious night with the pale moon shining brightly in her almost full form,
the trees are outlined perfectly and the stars are twinkling like diamonds in the sky. Suddenly a flock of birds are frightened away by a--
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...And so, it seems that Ryou's quest is post-poned until another day..
___________________________________________________________________TBC__ _______