Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bakura Chase ❯ The Chase Is On! ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Rainbow Mage aka Yana-chan 
THis is where it all begins. Duh.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.13.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 287 | Status: Completed
THis is where it all begins. Duh.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.13.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 287 | Status: Completed
Yana: Hey folks! It's me, Yana, with another fic! Dang, I really sound like a commercial...
Hannah: ((snicker)) What the world has come to.... ((stares off into space))
Yana: Oh yeah, this is a collab with my friend, Hannah, just want you guys to know! n-n
Hannah: Yep, that's me.... ((pulls out a picture of Marik, stares at it)) ........
Yana: O-o I still don't get you fangirls...
Hannah: ((glares at Yana)) You don't have to.
Readers: START THE STINKIN' FIC!
Yana: Well... yeah... On with the show!
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Chapter 1: The Chase Is On!
Bakura was on his daily walk to the park. Wait, HE WALKS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT? Anywho...
Bakura: ((singing)) I was walking in the park one day! In the merry, merry month of May!
Hannah: ((watching from a -very- far distance)) Ohhhhhhhh.....kaaaaaaaay.....
Bakura: ((whole sky goes dark, spotlight shines on him)) MEMORIES, ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT- ((cow falls from the sky and lands on him)) (A/N: Yesh, this is a very random fic indeed.)
Hannah: rolls her eyes Some things.... I swear.... walks off
Meanwhile, at HQ...
Yana: Where's Bakura?
Hannah: ((walks in)) Cow fell from the sky on top of him while he was in the park...
Yana: Ah... I see. Yugi, could you check the calendar?
Yugi: ((stands on a tower of phone books, checks calendar, squints his eyes)) It's Random Effect Day.
Hannah: imitates Ishizu I predict that later on today, Bakura will steal all of our Millennium Items, and we will chase him around the world to get them back.
Ishizu: That's exactly what I predicted!
Yana: ((sarcastic)) Oh, really?
Hannah: Kewl!
Joey: ((randomly, Chinese accent)) Grasshopper shall run, but the kangaroo shall hop to the tootsie roll.
Yana and Hannah: O-o That does not make sense whatsoever.
Hannah: ((imitates uncle)) Kaiba! ((whaps Kaiba on the head with two fingers)) You forgot to sweep HQ!!
Kaiba: And what if I refuse?
Hannah: ((still imitating uncle)) Then Uncle shall have Toru sit on you.
Kaiba: O-o Who's Toru?
Hannah: ((still imitating Uncle)) Big fat Japanese sumo.
Toru: ((sits on Kaiba))
Kaiba: ((turning blue 'cause he can't breathe))
Hannah: ((stops imitating uncle, is now rolling on the floor laughing))
Toru: ((farts))
Kaiba: ((can't breathe, gives in, breathes and passes out))
Hannah: ((puts on gas mask))
Yami: ((is baking for no reason))
Yana: PU that stinks!
Yami: You don't like my cookies? WAH! ((cries like a sissy))
Hannah: ((then puts on a Darth Vader helmet/gas mask, imitates Darth Vader)) Yugi?
Yugi: What?
Hannah: ((still sounds like Darth Vader)) I am your sister.
Yugi: ((falls down to his knees)) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-really?
Hannah: No, not really. Just thought I'd play around. I always find DV jokes funny...
Yugi: Oh... ((sees Malik watching porn)) My virgin eyes! ((averts his eyes))
Hannah: ((gets out (trumpet fanfare) The Uber Heavy Sledgehammer of Whacking Jail Cell Walls and Breaking down doors and Whacking other things 250 tons (which only Hannah can manage to lift without falling over or anything), smashing Malik into a wall)) NO PORN HERE AT HQ!!!!!!
Ryou: I'm afraid that she is right. It says her in section 3, article 16, paragraph 29, sentences 8 to 10 -
"No porn shall be found at HQ. If any found, thou shall singe thy DVD/magazine/video. IF any particular person is found with such material, thou shall be smashed with The Uber Heavy Sledgehammer of Whacking Jail Cell Walls and Breaking down doors and Whacking other things 250 tons."
Hannah: ((smiles)) You people are lucky to have me here 'cause I'm the only one who can use that hammer.
Yana: Yep. She shall be staying here for a while! So watch out!
Marik: ((secretly hides his porn collection somewhere))
Hannah: ((knows where he hid the porn, mutters)) I know who my next target will be to torture tonight....
Yana: Anyway, isn't the prediction supposed to come true now?
Anji: You gots a point...
Hannah: Yeah I think so too. ((sees Bakura running off with the Millenium Items)) HEY!!!! GET BACK HERE WITH MY MILLENIUM STAFF BAKURA!!!!!!!!! ((chases after him with The Uber Heavy Sledgehammer of Whacking Jail Cell Walls and Breaking down doors and Whacking other things 250 tons))
Anji: GET BACK HERE, YOU FREAKY ALBINO TOMB ROBBER, YOU!
Yana: ((sees Bakura has her Mil. Megaphone which she recently got from the Millennium Item SHop)) You ninny! That cost an arm and a leg! Literally!
Hannah : Hannah: Really?
Tristan: ((doesn't have an arm and a leg)) Really.
Hannah: Oh...
Hanabi: He took my Millennium Items! And that's bad!
Duke: I pity you. Touch the hair! Come on! Touch it!
Everyone: ((twitching))
Hannah: I don't think we want to touch your hair, Duke.....
Yana: I thought we already went through this in my other fic...
Ryou: Let's get back to the plot! The fic's out of control!
Hanabi: Yes, but wasn't it always out of control?
Hannah: Out of control? I think it's fun. ((glomps Ryou)) Hiya Ry!
Yana: Let's just go after him! C'mon everybody! ((Dora the Explorer music plays)) NO MUSIC!!! ((Dora the Explorer music stops))
Hannah: ((gets out her clarinet and starts playing Creepy Crawlies))
Malik: O-o Let's just go, then.... ((everybody including Hannah go after Bakura))
Meanwhile...
Toru: ((eating a burger))
Uncle: Toru! You are supposed to be practicing cheese spells! I mean.... chi
Toru: Hai! ((stands up, flies with his fart powers))
Kaiba: X-x ((is as flat as a pancake))
Uncle: ((blasts Kaiba with a "cheese" spell)) You stay there.
Kaiba: Xx;
Uncle: YOU CAN'T SWEATDROP WHILE YOU'RE UNCONSCIOUS!
Kaiba: Xx ((holds back sweatdrop))
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Yana: That's the first chapter of... um...
Hannah: ((is still playing Creepy Crawlies on her clarinet))
Yana: Aha! Bakura Chase! I admit I got some stuff from other fics...
Hannah: ((begins playing the Pink Panther on her Violin))
Yana: O-o Dang, you're so talented...
Malik: ...That it's getting annoying!
Hannah: I actually did those songs for the area concert last year!
Yana: Oh... Well, R & R!
Hannah: ((snicker)) What the world has come to.... ((stares off into space))
Yana: Oh yeah, this is a collab with my friend, Hannah, just want you guys to know! n-n
Hannah: Yep, that's me.... ((pulls out a picture of Marik, stares at it)) ........
Yana: O-o I still don't get you fangirls...
Hannah: ((glares at Yana)) You don't have to.
Readers: START THE STINKIN' FIC!
Yana: Well... yeah... On with the show!
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Chapter 1: The Chase Is On!
Bakura was on his daily walk to the park. Wait, HE WALKS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT? Anywho...
Bakura: ((singing)) I was walking in the park one day! In the merry, merry month of May!
Hannah: ((watching from a -very- far distance)) Ohhhhhhhh.....kaaaaaaaay.....
Bakura: ((whole sky goes dark, spotlight shines on him)) MEMORIES, ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT- ((cow falls from the sky and lands on him)) (A/N: Yesh, this is a very random fic indeed.)
Hannah: rolls her eyes Some things.... I swear.... walks off
Meanwhile, at HQ...
Yana: Where's Bakura?
Hannah: ((walks in)) Cow fell from the sky on top of him while he was in the park...
Yana: Ah... I see. Yugi, could you check the calendar?
Yugi: ((stands on a tower of phone books, checks calendar, squints his eyes)) It's Random Effect Day.
Hannah: imitates Ishizu I predict that later on today, Bakura will steal all of our Millennium Items, and we will chase him around the world to get them back.
Ishizu: That's exactly what I predicted!
Yana: ((sarcastic)) Oh, really?
Hannah: Kewl!
Joey: ((randomly, Chinese accent)) Grasshopper shall run, but the kangaroo shall hop to the tootsie roll.
Yana and Hannah: O-o That does not make sense whatsoever.
Hannah: ((imitates uncle)) Kaiba! ((whaps Kaiba on the head with two fingers)) You forgot to sweep HQ!!
Kaiba: And what if I refuse?
Hannah: ((still imitating uncle)) Then Uncle shall have Toru sit on you.
Kaiba: O-o Who's Toru?
Hannah: ((still imitating Uncle)) Big fat Japanese sumo.
Toru: ((sits on Kaiba))
Kaiba: ((turning blue 'cause he can't breathe))
Hannah: ((stops imitating uncle, is now rolling on the floor laughing))
Toru: ((farts))
Kaiba: ((can't breathe, gives in, breathes and passes out))
Hannah: ((puts on gas mask))
Yami: ((is baking for no reason))
Yana: PU that stinks!
Yami: You don't like my cookies? WAH! ((cries like a sissy))
Hannah: ((then puts on a Darth Vader helmet/gas mask, imitates Darth Vader)) Yugi?
Yugi: What?
Hannah: ((still sounds like Darth Vader)) I am your sister.
Yugi: ((falls down to his knees)) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-really?
Hannah: No, not really. Just thought I'd play around. I always find DV jokes funny...
Yugi: Oh... ((sees Malik watching porn)) My virgin eyes! ((averts his eyes))
Hannah: ((gets out (trumpet fanfare) The Uber Heavy Sledgehammer of Whacking Jail Cell Walls and Breaking down doors and Whacking other things 250 tons (which only Hannah can manage to lift without falling over or anything), smashing Malik into a wall)) NO PORN HERE AT HQ!!!!!!
Ryou: I'm afraid that she is right. It says her in section 3, article 16, paragraph 29, sentences 8 to 10 -
"No porn shall be found at HQ. If any found, thou shall singe thy DVD/magazine/video. IF any particular person is found with such material, thou shall be smashed with The Uber Heavy Sledgehammer of Whacking Jail Cell Walls and Breaking down doors and Whacking other things 250 tons."
Hannah: ((smiles)) You people are lucky to have me here 'cause I'm the only one who can use that hammer.
Yana: Yep. She shall be staying here for a while! So watch out!
Marik: ((secretly hides his porn collection somewhere))
Hannah: ((knows where he hid the porn, mutters)) I know who my next target will be to torture tonight....
Yana: Anyway, isn't the prediction supposed to come true now?
Anji: You gots a point...
Hannah: Yeah I think so too. ((sees Bakura running off with the Millenium Items)) HEY!!!! GET BACK HERE WITH MY MILLENIUM STAFF BAKURA!!!!!!!!! ((chases after him with The Uber Heavy Sledgehammer of Whacking Jail Cell Walls and Breaking down doors and Whacking other things 250 tons))
Anji: GET BACK HERE, YOU FREAKY ALBINO TOMB ROBBER, YOU!
Yana: ((sees Bakura has her Mil. Megaphone which she recently got from the Millennium Item SHop)) You ninny! That cost an arm and a leg! Literally!
Hannah : Hannah: Really?
Tristan: ((doesn't have an arm and a leg)) Really.
Hannah: Oh...
Hanabi: He took my Millennium Items! And that's bad!
Duke: I pity you. Touch the hair! Come on! Touch it!
Everyone: ((twitching))
Hannah: I don't think we want to touch your hair, Duke.....
Yana: I thought we already went through this in my other fic...
Ryou: Let's get back to the plot! The fic's out of control!
Hanabi: Yes, but wasn't it always out of control?
Hannah: Out of control? I think it's fun. ((glomps Ryou)) Hiya Ry!
Yana: Let's just go after him! C'mon everybody! ((Dora the Explorer music plays)) NO MUSIC!!! ((Dora the Explorer music stops))
Hannah: ((gets out her clarinet and starts playing Creepy Crawlies))
Malik: O-o Let's just go, then.... ((everybody including Hannah go after Bakura))
Meanwhile...
Toru: ((eating a burger))
Uncle: Toru! You are supposed to be practicing cheese spells! I mean.... chi
Toru: Hai! ((stands up, flies with his fart powers))
Kaiba: X-x ((is as flat as a pancake))
Uncle: ((blasts Kaiba with a "cheese" spell)) You stay there.
Kaiba: Xx;
Uncle: YOU CAN'T SWEATDROP WHILE YOU'RE UNCONSCIOUS!
Kaiba: Xx ((holds back sweatdrop))
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Yana: That's the first chapter of... um...
Hannah: ((is still playing Creepy Crawlies on her clarinet))
Yana: Aha! Bakura Chase! I admit I got some stuff from other fics...
Hannah: ((begins playing the Pink Panther on her Violin))
Yana: O-o Dang, you're so talented...
Malik: ...That it's getting annoying!
Hannah: I actually did those songs for the area concert last year!
Yana: Oh... Well, R & R!