Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Battle City, A New Journey ❯ Sana's Toons ( Chapter 3 )

Battle City, A New Journey

Chapter 3: Sana's Toons

By: Locke Watcher

Disclaimer: Discontinued for the remainder of this series, you should all know that I own nothing but the plot, my characters, and some of the fake cards (mind you, this does take place several years after the BC that is on the air, so I am allowed to make new cards).

Bold Words are actions.

Itatic words are warnings of possible actions and/or thoughts that are avoided in this fiction.

Underlined words are the cards.

Bold and Underlined words are names of fictions mentioned.

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Recap: Locke and Sands searched for, found, and dueled Yugi and Joey. For their troubles, Sands got a Goblin Strike Force (2300:0000) with one LC and Locke took a Magnet Warrior with one LC. The victory knocked the annoying midget out of BC4, but Joey, as the champion, remained only for the Finals. After the victory and collecting the booty, Locke and Sands went their separate ways.

Locke: Thanks Recap.

Imeon: Why did you thank Recap? I mean, it is not like you made Recap your next muse, did you?

Locke: Nope, just decided to be polite. I am in a good mood for some reason, that is way I was polite.

Davis: Freaky! Does anyone know what was in Tai's sock drawer, cause I want more?!

Imeon: You had to read Veemon's Clues yesterday, didn't ya?

Locke: Yep, I did. Now before I start to regret reading that Tenchi/Washu fic, on with Battle City!

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"So, did you ever see what Wevil did before the tournament? Blah blah blah blah blah add infinity." After the start of the Tournament Siegfried and Sana went off to look for Tea and Tristian, all that Sieg found was that his ears are starting to bleed thanks to Sana. 'Doesn't she ever stop talking!?! Just because Locke can sit in the same room with her, listen to her, and converse with her without being driven INSANE, does not mean that I have the same ability! If I find Locke before I find Tea or Tristian, THEN HE IS A DEAD MAN!'
"So there I was, talking to Lockey, when out of the blue, Sety walked past us! Blah blah blah blah." 'Did she finish talking about Wevil, already? Must concentrate on something, before head explodes!' With that thought firmly entrenched in his head, along with Sana's constant voice, Sieg searches the crowd for anything that would make Sana shut up. What he finds is one of the two targets, Tristian. Sieg quickly decided that his sanity is more important than winning a LC.
"Hey Sana, look at 6 o'clock."
"6 o'clock? The watch function on the Duel Disk says that the time is.."
"Not the time, the position! Look to where I am now pointing! You go duel him, and then we can split up. No offense, but I prefer to keep both my hearing and sanity." With that Sana sees Tristian and that, once finished, Sieg takes off running. 'The nerve of that guy! Who does he think he is? Besides a Blitz Duelist that Locke will not willingly face! The nerve! I hope that he finds and loses to Tea! Now, time to for a duel, against one of the weakest Duelists in the Tournament.'
With Sana insulting Sieg in her head, she did not notice that Tristian was walking up to her. "Hey there, I saw that your boyfriend just up and ran off on you! That must really hurt..." 'Who is he trying to kid? I know that this guy is a hentai, a far bigger one then Locke. Hell, Locke's only prevision is lemon fictions; when this guy is known to like far younger females then him, much like Trusdale. I wonder if I should play the innocent act on him to gain an advantage in the duel? Might as well, considering that I have not even moved my eyes toward him.'

(AN: I am not even going to try to write down what I planned for Sana to do to Tristian to trick him into a duel, the reason being that I cannot remember or if I type it down, Sana would kill me. And I like my life, so far, so Tristian agrees to duel Sana.)

Sana: 4000 LP

Tris: 4000LP

Sana: I set one card face down and end my turn.

Tris: I summon Silver Fang (1200:900) in Attack. Silver Fang, attack Sana's LP directly.

Sana: 2800 LP

Sana: OH NO, pouting my life points!

Tris: quietly Oh man, don't tell I screw up my chance to go out with her. Cause, if I did, then I'll have to try Serenity again!

Sana: pouting I set one more card face down; next I set a monster in defense mode.

Tris' thoughts: Okay, time to make me look really bad and her really good.

Tris: I play Shadow Specter (700:500) in attack mode and attack your monster with it.

Sana: NO, my Petite Dragon (600:500)!

Tris' thoughts: You have got to be kidding me! She played a monster that weak and thought that it would last against my Silver Fang; let a lone my Shadow Specter! Talk about your dumb mistakes and misconspects! Maybe she is not worth the effort? Nah, I'm too desperate to become picky. Warning: Hentai thoughts! Hentai thoughts avoided for rating reasons!

Tris: Smirking I end my turn.

Sana's thoughts: I see that I have made him confused or lusted. Shudders I can only hope that it is the former NOT the later. Time to spring my trap.

Sana: I play Toon World, next I special summon two Toon Mermaids (1400:1200). Then I summon Celtic Guardian, so that I can sacrifice it to summon Toon Dark Magician Girl (2000:1600). Next I reveal Dian Keto, to raise my LP back up to what it was, before I play Toon World! And I have to end my turn now.

Tris' thoughts: Same warning as before, but now stronger. Thoughts avoided for rating of fiction!

Tris just looks at the Toons paralyzed until the timer ran out. The automated judge rules the duel in favor of Sana, seeing as Tristian never made a move after the summoning of the Toons. Because of this, Sana just started telling adult jokes and insults to relief her annoyance, one very bad adult joke involved a cat and a rabbit.

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(AN: HOLD IT! This chapter is not done!)

Locke just stared at the ocean, thinking of nothing. Except of his current girlfriend for the past two months. Locke was never lucky in love; his luck was in his cards and his day-to-day life. Celes was swimming in that ocean, along with a number of men that would love to date her and she them, so why did she not? All of his prior girlfriends cheated on him within the first month or two, but she did not. Was his luck finally changing?
One thing was for certain, even though he was an experienced fighter and thief, thinking too deeply about one person can cause that one person to sneak up on him and dump a gallon of water on his head. Good thing for Locke's cards, that he had them all sealed up in the Duel Disk; bad thing for Locke, he got soaked from top to bottom. When the shock finally faded, Locke turned around and smiled at the laughing Celes. 'Maybe tomorrow I should wear a trench coat, that way I make sure that favorite shirt does not get ruined. Now I just have to figure out how to get even with that..' Locke's thoughts were cut short as a few surfer creeps started to yell some sexual insults at Celes. Locke quickly saw that two of them are duelists; so he decided to duel kick their butts off the beach and into the Shadows.

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Locke: Now that is the end of this chapter.

Davis, zoned: Hey kiddies!

Imeon: That does it! Imeon casts Sleep on the drugged idiot

Locke: People, please do not do drugs, or you will end up dead sooner instead of later or wind up like Davis here.

Imeon: So, when are you going to replace him, and with whom?

Locke: I think that Rika is out, because I do not need two dominating women as my muses. Suzie is out, because she is too young. Tai... too many Taiari as of later. Hear Delias, I would like to keep Magicman/Smokegirl as a reader. Edwin or Edwina, same thing with Rika. Kari, hate her guts. Sherlock, no imagination and too consisted. Vicky, nope same as Rika. Looks like it is just you and me now, Imeon.

Imeon: Great, now who I am suppose to practice my magic on when you are writing.

Locke: Looks at Tristian's frozed form, then smiles Not a new muse, but great practice for hurling Fireballs and summoning Orges against.

Imeon: Smirking Almost perfect. Now give me Yugi as well.

Locke: Agreed. And Magicman/Smokegirl, I do not hate Joey or Yugi. I like Joey, the underdog. But I despise the way that Yugi wins every duel and then thanks his friends and the 'heart of the cards.' If I want to listen to this 'heart of the card' stuff, then I would watch Card Captors from beginning to end, again, for the fourth time. As for the next chapter, it will have (at least I plan on having) three duels in it that will feature more of the reviewers that wanted to be in this fiction.