Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Battle City, A New Journey ❯ Revenge and ?Love? ( Chapter 5 )
Battle City, A New Journey
Chapter 5: Revenge and ?Love?
By: Locke Watcher
Inspired by: Sana (for asking me to update, a lot) and my current Ex- girlfriend (for destroying my apartment and my opinion of some women)
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Recap: Desmond was challenged/forced into a duel by someone that seems to have a spike fetish. After being attacked by the Boneyard Dragon, Des surrendered in order to escape with some wounded pride and the wraith of the Bhaalic monster.
Locke: Next chapter, Imeon, you write! I plan on visiting SandsO's gentleman's club.
Imeon: You mean that you will be going to SandsO's strip club to forget about your ex.
Locke: Correct, and this is kinda pathetic, isn't it?
Imeon: Your life, you live it. Besides, I have some plans for some the girls in this story!
Locke: SANA, CAMY, KASUMI, AND AND... not many reviewer females in this story... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! For the next chapter, anyway. On with the chapter! And who was it that I promised Seto Kaiba to, for her boyfriend?
Locke runs for his life as Sana (the crazed Kaiba fan girl) reads this.
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The beach was littered with people, many of them duelist wanting to see the upcoming duel that started because some surfers were commenting, rudely, about the body of the challenger's girlfriend. Unknown to many, Mako Tsunami is in the crowd, seeing if this Locke is as tough as some say he is.
The rules were set as the following: each Duelist has one Deck Master, the Surfers each had 4000 LP each and Locke had 8000 LP, and no one can attack the opponents' LP directly with a monster if the opponent has no monster on the field, but each duelist has two turns to play or set a monster before he has to give up the duel (Deck Masters do not count, if the Deck Master is not played into the field).
The Deck Master for Surfer 1, a.k.a. S1, is a Sagan. DM ability for Sagan: Special Summon two monster with the Attack of 1500 or less from the graveyard, deck, or hand at the cost of 1000 LP or two cards from hand (these cards are sent to the Do Not Play pile). When sent to the field and destroyed, the monster that is placed in Duelist hand, becomes the new DM.
The Deck Master for Surfer 2, a.k.a. S2, is a Deep Sea Warrior. DM ability for Deep Sea Warrior: send two monsters from the field to the Graveyard to send an opponent's attack to his own LP, does not defend against Direct Damage. Cannot use DM abilities when sent to field.
The Deck Master for Locke, despite the massive laughter from the surfers and crowd, is a Copy Cat (0000:0000). Most people never heard the DM abilities for Copy Cat, seeing as most of them are laughing their heads off at the weak choice of a DM. But those TWO people that heard, were impressed by its power, the two people are a close by Mako and Locke.
Locke: 8000 LP
S1: 4000 LP
S2: 4000 LP
Locke: Let's begin this Duel! I summon in Defense: Protector of Sanctuary (1100: 1900 CC: 1100:1900).
S1 and S2: What the fuck?!?!
S1: How did your Deck Master gain 1100 attack points and 1900 defense points?
Locke: Simple, for each monster that is summoned, my Copy Cat gains the monsters attack and defense points. So for each monster played, my Deck Master adds those points to the points that it has already.
S2: Dude, that is like, totally insane! (AN: If I screw up on the `Surfer lingo,' than just know that I do not surf or hang out with surfers)
Locke: Err, okay, I'll end my turn now.
S1: Alright dude, time for my first wave! And my first wave will force you to wave good-bye to all of your cards in hand! Cause I play Card Destruction!
Locke: Activate DM ability, Master Switch!
S2: Now what?
Locke, smiling: When I use my Copy Cat's Master Switch, I can swap for one turn my Copy Cat DM for one monster on my side of the field. So that means that my Protector of Sanctuary becomes my DM for one turn. At the cost of 500 LP, that is
Locke: 7500 LP
S1: Why do that? You just lose 500 LP for no reason.
Locke: Wanna bet? With Protector as my DM, I now gain the cards that both of you just drew!
S1 and S2: NO WAY!
Locke: Way. Now hand over all ten of your cards!
S1: Dude, I like, have no cards to play! I have to pass this wave on to you, dude.
S2: Dude, no kidding. This suit is playing for real, but so am I! I summon in Attack mode, Gemini Elf (1900:900)(CC: 3000:2800). And because an attack would result with nothing done to any of us, I'll end my turn and the first wave.
Locke: Thanks for the power boost to my Copy Cat.
S1: How did your Master gain those points, it was still on the field?
Locke: That ability works regardless of its Master Switch ability being used or not. As is my Protector is now back on the field and my Copy Cat is back behind me, not on the field. And I now have sixteen cards!
S2: Until the end of your turn, that is!
Locke, grinning: Wanna bet on that, as well?
S1, confused: At the end of each turn, if the current player has more then six cards, the duelist must discard `till the duelist has six cards. That is one of the basic rules of this game; everyone knows that.
Locke, grinning and now imitating Pegasus: True, but there are ways past that. And I'll have to thank you, S1, for giving the way to do it.
S1, more confused then before: Thank me for what?
Locke, frowning and still imitating Pegasus: Tsk, tsk, tsk! Can't you even remember the cards in your deck? `Cause if you can, you should know what this one card is!
S2, shocked: Dude, he has your Infinite Cards magic card!
S1, still confused: What good would that card do him? Realization SHIT! NOW HE CAN KEEP ALL THE EXTRA CARDS THAT HE HAS! FUCK!
Locke, frowning and imitating Pegasus: Enough of the yelling, you'll wake the dead sooner or later. But I'll take sooner, `cause I play Regenerating Mummy (1800:1500) (CC: 4800:4300) in Attack mode.
S2, smirking: Dude that is a weak move!
S1, also smirking: Yeah dude, that is weak!
Locke, imitating Pegasus and slightly confused: I made a weak move? All I did was summon my Mummy to the field. How is that weak?
S1 and S2, just restart their laughter at this.
Locke, imitating Pegasus, shrugs his shoulders: I really do not understand why you two are laughing, but I do not care at all. I play that Infinite Cards magic card. Next I attack S2's Gemini Elf with my Mummy (6600:5800)
Locke: 3750
LP S2: 0000 LP
S2, mystified: WHAT THE FUCK!?!? MY MONSTER HAD HIGHER ATTACK POINTS THEN YOUR MONSTER!
Locke, imitating Pegasus: Oh, you would have understood what just happened, if you had listened to what my Deck Master can do. At the cost of half of my LP and sacrifice one of my monster on the field, I can transfer all the points that it collected, to another monster. But once I use this ability, my Copy Cat can no longer collect attack or defense points. Now, I set one card face down and set down a Field card. Your final turn, S1, in less you can draw a monster.
S1, worried: Does your Mummy keep all of those attack points.
Locke: Not that it matters to you, but once it is your Draw phase, my Mummy goes back to normal.
S1, relived: Good, now I draw.
Locke: So, did you draw a monster?
S1, smirking: Even better! I play Pot of Greed! Looks at cards I lose 3000 LP to summon three monsters from my deck, next I sacrifice my three monsters to summon Ocean Defense Murderer (3750:1900), then I play Sword of Bhaal on my monster to summon Ocean's Death Avatar (4800:2500)!
S1: 1000 LP
S1, an insane look on his eyes: Now my Avatar, ATTACK THAT MUMMY!
Locke: 750 LP
S1, starts laughing an insane laughter.
Locke's thoughts: Another weak person that uses a Bhaalic monster. He seems to be weaker then most, but he is far more resilient to its effects then others. Looks around at the crowd Hey, what happened to Celes? I know that she has not said anything during this duel, but shouldn't she be watching? I'll worry about that later, right now I need to find a weak point on that monster!
Mako's thoughts: Interesting, taking out one of those two allowed the other to summon a monster stronger then the Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon! I wonder if this Locke has the cards he needs to destroy this Ocean's Death Avatar.
S1, still insane: Make whatever move you want, it will do no good! My Avatar is unstoppable!
Locke: So other have said, but their Bhaalic monsters still fell!
Locke's thoughts: But I have always had some backup of my own, during those duels. And all I have on the field is Umi, Trap Hole, and on my rear my Deck Master! This is sssoooo not good! Let's see what card I just drew, Labyrinth of Nightmare. Well, this card will place that monster into defense mode on my next turn, so...
Locke: I set one card face down, next I summon in defense: Alpha the Magnet Warrior (1400:1700). Your turn.
S1, what to do you think that he is doing: Not much that you can do against a monster that can rival an Egyptian God card, can you! I now play the spell card Final Countdown; in ten of my turns, I win! Next I attack your Magnet Warrior!
Locke: Your attack activated my trap, Labyrinth of Nightmare!
S1: Your trap cannot stop my attack, my monster is unaffected by traps during Battle phase!
Locke: Good thing that this trap can only be used during End phase! When your turn ends, all your face up monsters are switched to the opposite Battle Position!
S1: So what? You still have to face off against a monster with higher defense then anything you have!
Locke's thoughts: That is semi true, but if I can draw Maha Vailo (1550:1400) then I destroy that monster!
S1: Your turn, but you will only have nine more after this turn.
Locke: Fuck that! I'll beat that monster before that turn limit is up!
Locke's thoughts: In truth I could avoid playing any monsters this turn, but if I cannot draw Maha Vailo, then I'm the one that is fucked! Hmm, I drew my Dark Magician (2500:2100), normally a good card but this is not a good time to draw it... Wait a minute! If I could get S1 to destroy two more Magnet Warriors, I could then send my Valkirene to the Graveyard to special summon all three Magnet Warrior and provide me with enough monster to summon this card! But I only have another Alpha in my hand, and that will not help me.
Mako's thoughts: It seems that Locke will lose this duel, not only does he face a monster with over 4000 attack points, he must now contest against that spell card Final Countdown... Wait a minute!
Mako: This duel is OVER!
The entire crowd looks over at Mako like he is nuts. S1 looks at him in agreement And Locke doesn't turn his head to face the Ocean duelist, he is still trying to find a way to destroy the Bhaalic monster.
S1: Yes this duel is over, in ten turns!
Mako, shaking his head: Yes, this duel is over because of your spell card. This duel is over because of that card's first effect: you must lose 2000 LP to activate it. And because you played it...
Locke, looking up from his cards, shocked: ...and you only had 1000 LP...
Mako: You lost this duel the second that you played that card!
S1, disbelief: Imm...IMPOSSIBLE!
S1: -1000 LP
Mako: This duel goes to Locke, thanks to a technically.
Locke's thoughts: Well, not one of my prouder moments of dueling, but I still accept it.
Locke, bowing: Thank you Mako! I cannot believe that I forgot about that card's effect!
Mako: Everyone here did forget, I was just the first person to remember that card's full effects.
Locke: Well, thanks any way. Now where did Celes go?
Mako: If you mean that woman wearing a sky-blue bikini that was standing near you, than I saw her head to the pier.
Locke: Thanks again! I'll see ya later!
Locke head off the nearby pier, leaving every one alone and forgetting about his prizes. But Mako took the prizes off the two surfers and followed Locke.
Locke, after finding Celes: Hey Celes...
Celes, slapped Locke: Thanks for nothing loser!
Locke, no need to tell you what he feeling or acting, right: Wha?
Celes: I can defend myself, you know!
Locke: I never said that you couldn'...
Celes, not allowing Locke to finish: LISTEN! I am tired of hearing about how well you duel for other people! I saw you duel today, and you suck at it! All you have is a massive amount of luck, nothing else. Not even me.
Celes walked away, leaving a shocked Locke and a surprised Mako.
Locke's thoughts, as he turns to see his latest ex: Lucky in cards and life, unlucky in love. Gods, what did I do to deserve this? Besides hating most Takari fictions, wanting to blow up a number of Christian churches, insulting all the Harry Potter books, etc, etc, etc.
Mako's thoughts: Well, so much for that couple. Okay, that was cold, but I don't even know this two. I'll just hand Locke his prizes.
Mako walks to Locke and hands him the 2 LC and 4 rare cards, then turns around and leaves Locke alone.
Locke's Thoughts: Lucky in cards and life, unlucky in love... I wonder where the nearest gentleman's club is at?
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Locke: So ends this chapter and the first day of the fourth Battle City.
Imeon: Hey, I thought that you were going to write another two-against-one duel!
Locke: I was, Tea and Serenity vs. Seig, but I decided not to write that. Primarily because of what you have planned for chapter 6.
Imeon: Seig still loses that duel though, right?
Locke: You have the next chapter, so yes. But Seig has 3 LC, so he is not out of the tournament yet.
Imeon: Next chapter: Locke spends most of it in a gentleman's club, Camy issues a tournament within a tournament for females only, and Desmond meets with the organization that he is in. And I might include another duel against those strange seven.
Locke, waving: See ya all next chapter!
Imeon: And it might be just as long as this one!
Locke: Eight pages, seems likely that you can do that.