Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Battle City, A New Journey ❯ Camy’s Sub-Tournament ( Chapter 7 )

Battle City, A New Journey

Chapter 7: Camy's Sub-Tournament

By: Locke Watcher

Inspired by: The millions of very pissed off Kaiba fan-girls and fan-boys

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Locke, sitting in the cockpit of a Bushwhacker BattleMech, gasping: uuuhhh…. uuuuhhh… Finally, I defended myself against three very large mobs of Sety fans! Now my Mech will be in the repair bays for a few weeks!

Yugi-Girl, voice via a comm. relay: Um, Locke?

Locke, still gasping: What?

Yugi-Girl: I detect another five waves heading your way, all of them are being lead by a few Assault class BattleMechs.

Locke, shocked: SHIT!!! Prepare my Raven! For now, I'm on the run!

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Another bright day is what rewarded the people of Domino today. Well, those that foolishly left their binds opens, and those foolish people were the people that were at the local strip club and stayed there for more then five hours. But even a bright and cheery sun could not wake up some people; the two piles of bodies in a hotel room are proof of that.

Locke's, as he enters the common room between the rooms that house Sana, Seig, Sands, and himself, thoughts: Okay, three things. One, I have a splitting headache. Two, where the fuck is my aspirin. Three, where the fuck did Sands and Karen disappear to?

In the common room, we see that Sana has a massive trunk open next to her, as she looks over the cards that are piled on one of the tables.

Sana, NOT knowing what Locke saw at the club, cheerfully and prideful: Hey Lockey!

Locke, griping his head: Do you know where my aspirin is?

Sana walks to one of the tables that has a bottle on it, and brings the bottle to Locke.

Sana: Is this your aspirin?

Locke took a quick look at the prescription label, then he takes a double take on it right before he opens it.

Locke, surprised: I know that Karen has some fetishes, but you gotta be kidding ME!

Sana, natively: What are those pills?

Locke, numbly: You're too young to understand. Quietly At least I hope she is not TOO young to understand this!

Sana, angry: I'M NOT TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!

Locke, defeated because of the headache: Ouch! Okay, okay, I'll tell ya. Do you know anything about the `baby play' fetish?

Sana, confused: `Baby play' fetish? What is that?

Locke: Go read Lord Archive's NC-17 Baby Play lemon and change the characters to two females, one the mother and the other the child.

Sana: I'm still confused.

Locke, as he pockets the bottle of pills: Perhaps for the best thing for your sanity, is to remain confused.

Locke's thoughts: And here I thought that these pills were fictitious in nature! Now, is Karen the mother or the child?

With that thought stunk in his mind, Locke now takes a closer look at the cards on the table.

Locke, when he sees his strongest monster: Um, Sana? Why have you been digging in my trunk?

Sana: I asked you yesterday if I could use some of your cards for a sub-tournament that will be starting to three hours. Holds up her new deck Aren't these new cards perfect for my basic strategy?

Locke: Did you take some cards from a group of cards that were banded together by a rubber band?

Sana, confused: Um, yes.

Locke just fainted after this was said: My deck has been destroyed!

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In a love motel room, those two piles of bodies still have not moved.

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Next we see a plastered Kaiba in his mansion, lieing in bed with two women. A quick look told the hung-over millionaire that all three of them are naked, which caused him to groan, thinking that his girlfriend would kill him. But another look showed him that he had a three-some with his girlfriend and someone that he doesn't know, although the distinct blue-hair is something that he should remember. Kaiba quickly decided that more sleep is needed, though the two bodies next to him are far too beautiful…

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Three hours later, many female duelists showed up to Camy's tournament, minus Kasumi who currently is preoccupied with some things that are far more interesting other then Duel Monsters.

Even though they currently live close by the Clock Tower, Sana and Locke still had to run to the Tournament. Seig tactfully said that his deck needed to be prepared for tonight, leaving Locke without an avenue of escape from the Insane female duelist.

Sana, huffing: We're late! We're late! We're late!

Locke, slightly winded: You're late, I have NO deck and I'm not allowed to enter this tournament!

Sana, angry: Do I CARE?

Locke, without breaking stride: You don't, I do! Muttering under his breath Maybe I should tell her about Seto and Maie. It might cost me my life, but the entire city will go down with me!

The two of them final arrived two seconds before the Clock Tower rang 1 o'clock. At their sudden appearance, some of the women commented about those two being late-sleepers and some other things. Sana quickly registered for the sub tournament, as Locke went to a nearby vendor to buy some snacks.

The sub-tournament started five minutes after 1, thanks to Yugi and Yami help with the tournament board. Sana is at the very bottom and facing against a noname. Sana quickly won that and her second duel thanks to her Toons, but after her second victory, Sana found out that she has to face Mai Valentine in her third duel.

Sana, excited: I am SO psyched for this duel!

Locke, sagely: Control yourself, or else you will loss against the most known, beautiful, and feared female duelist.

Sana, excited and sugar-high: That is why I can't wait for this duel to start!

Locke, signing: Excited and sugar-high, bad combination for such a duel. Quietly I wonder if tell her would cause her to screw up BIG time? Most likely, but I still almost feat the results of telling her.

Just the Mai walked up to Sana, with her Duel Disk ready.

Mai: Shall we start our duel?

Sana, trying to hide her excitement: Yep!

Mai: 4000 LP

Sana: 4000 LP

Sana: I'll go first. I summon Baby Dragon (1200:900) in defense mode, then I set one card first down.

Mai: All right then, I summon Harpy's Brother (1800:500) in attack mode. Waits What no Trap Hole or similar card? Maybe this is no worth the effort, but I play Mystical Space Typhoon on your face down card.

When the card was destroyed, it was revealed as a Mystical Space Typhoon.

Sana, scolding: What a waste! Using your MST against my MST!

Mai, smiling: No matter. Now my Harpy, attack that dragon! That ends my turn.

Sana, calmly: I set a monster on the field, next I set a card on the field.

Mai, still smiling: Is that all you are going to do? Set monsters and cards face down on the various field spaces. If it is, then you are out of luck. I summon Cyber Harpy (1800:1400) in attack, then I Cyber Shield on my Cyber Harpy (2100:1700). Next I play Cold Wave to prevent you from using that face-down card. Now my Cyber Harpy, attack that monster!

Sana's face-down monster was revealed as Stone Statue of the Aztecs (300:2000).

Mai, laughing: You are truly a weak one, if you think that cards like that would save you! Now my second Harpy, attack her LP directly!

Sana: 2200 LP

Locke: Sana, are you even trying?

Sana, confused: What… No… I mean, yes I am trying, but…

Mai, still laughing: What's the matter? Never thought to face an opponent that would use cards like that?

Sana: ……….

Locke, signing and tired: Okaaaaay, so you are going to loss. So what? At the very least, you did not see Seto Kaiba's face buried in the breasts of a woman that was not even his girlfriend.

Sana, shocked, angry, and whatever else: WHAT!?!?!?

Locke: You heard me. To himself Now let us see what she can do now! I better run now before this duel ends, or at least get out of sight.

As Locke leaves the area, he hears quite a large number of curses pointed at anyone nearby coming from Sana.

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Locke, from inside the cockpit of a Dashi (Great Death): And that is a wrap! Both this chapter and my current battle.

YG: Um, Locke?

Locke: Please don't tell me that there are MORE Seto-fan girls on their way.

YG: Okay, then I will not tell you that an entire trinary of slow Assault Mechs are on their way.

Locke: CRAP!!! NOW prep my Raven, cause NOW I'M RUNNING!