Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Because They Got High ❯ Because They God High ( Chapter 1 )

A/N: I am posting all fics from Fanfiction.net to mediaminer.  These fanfics are listed from oldest to newest.  This fanfic was posted to fanfiction.net   4 /9 /03   and has 53 reviews on fanfiction.net.  Keep in mind, I have revised this fic, however, it’s an OLD work.       I hope you have fun reading this as much as I had writing it! Please R&R!! Just a parody song I had in mind when I was bored.

       
Because they got high...    

Malik-

I was going to kill Yugi

Until I got high

I could've stayed out of this mess,

but I got high

Now I've got no Rod and I know why

Tea', Tristan, and Weevil-Why man?

Malik-Because I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

Tea', Tristan, and Weevil-La la la la lala

Pegasus-

I didn't want Millunnium Items

Til I got high

I didn't want to hurt Yugi

But I was high

And now I am dead and I know why

Tea', Tristan, and Weevil-Why man?

Pegasus-Yeahhhhh

Because I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

Tea', Tristan, and Weevil-La la la la lala What's next man?

Joey-Clucks like a chicken

Tea'

I was happy to see Yugi

Before I got high

I was jamming with my friends

But I got high

But now I want to kill Yugi and I know why

Tristan, and Weevil-Why lady?

Tea'-Yeahhhhahhh

Cause I got high

Cause I got high

Cause I got high

(Snarling, lunges at Yugi with fist drawn and gets forcably removed from stage)

Tea'-Damn you Yugi! I'll get you!

Tristan and Weevil-La de dah dah dah dah

Joey-

I just hated going to duel

before I got high

I was gonna help in the end

before I got high

Tristan-No you wazzun't

Joey-

Now my sister is blind and I know why!

Tristan and Weevil-Why man?

Joey-Yeah

Because I got high

Because I got high

Because I got hi-igh

Pandora-

I wasn't going to work for Malik

But I got high

(I'm serious man)

I was gonna live peacefully

But I was high

Now I'm delusional and I know why!

Tristan and Weevil-Why man?

Pandora-Yeahhh

Cause I got high

Cause I got high

Cause I got hi-gh

Tristan and Weevil-La dee dah dah dah dah

Malik-(to his father)

I was going to get revenge for you

before I got high

Malik's father-(in heavan) SAY WHAT!?! SAY WHAT?!

Malik-I wasn't gonna let that whore sway me

But I was high

(Tea' looks crushed and runs out of the room crying)

Malik-Now I have failed and I know why

Tristan and Weevil-Why man?

Malik-Yeahhh

But I got high

But I got high

But I got hi-gh!

Tristan, and Weevil-La dee dah dah dah dah

Bakura-(to Yugi & Co.)

I was gonna be a friend to you

But then I was high

(I'm serious)

I was gonna be proud of you,too

(cast laughs Bakura glares at them)

But I got high

Now I'm a bastard and I know why

Tristan and Weevil-Turn this shit off!

Bakura-Yeaaahhh

Because I got high

Because I got high

Because I got hi-gh

Rex-He does that shit all of the time man...

Tristan and Weevil-LA DEE DAH DAH DAH DAH

(Rare Hunter. Upon seeing him Rex, Weevil and Tristan chant Go go go and do so thoughout his part)

Rare Hunter-I messed up my enitre life

Because I was high

I lost my kids and wife because I was high

Malik and Rishid-Say what say what?!?!

Rare Hunter-Now, I'm just fossil fuel and I know why

Weevil and Tristan-Why man?

Rare Hunter-Because I got high

Because I got high

Because I got hi-gh

Tristan and Weevil-La da da da da da

Mako, Otogi (Duke) and Solomon Motou (Yugi's grandpa)-(staggering in stoned off thier asses)

Let's all stop singing this song...

Cause we're high...

(everyone laughs in agreement, and Joey clucks like a chicken again)

We're singing this damn thing wrong

Cause we're all high...

Can't everyone get along

can't we just tryyyy

Yeah!

Cause we're all high

Cause we're all high

cause we're all high!!

Joey-(tapping Mako on the head) You ok man?

(Mako tips over and falls headfirst on Tristan knocking him down, he rolls across the floor)

Tristan-HOOO!!!

Weevil-(skipping around Joey in a pink dress) La la da da da da...la la la

Yugi-(Pointing at Weevil) He really is high men..

Tea'-(laying on her back giggling at something on the ceiling) Shoopie doo shoobie do wa....

Mai-(grabbing Joey's ass) Getting jiggy with it!

Rishid-(walking into walls) Skippety dee da!!

Malik-(as Yugi kicks Joey to Rex and Mako) Bring it back yo!

Rex, Mako and Joey-(ignoring him as they kick Tristan around) Say what say

what man?

cast-Cause we're high

Cause we're high

Cause we're high...

(Joey clucks like a chicken)

Joey-(as the choas goes on)

My name is Joey and I'm from Domino..

And the weed I am smoking

is grown by Yami Malllliiik

Rex-Excellent delivery!!

Yugi-Idon't believe in the heart of the cards

That's what I saaaiiiidddd

Weevil-WHAT?!?!

Yugi-So duelists and yamis

Yami Malik-Yamis?

Joey-Can kiss my peni--(coughs from smoke)

Solomon-(laughs evilly)

Rex-Mother fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!

Joey-(clucks again)

Rex-Fuck this world, bitch! (flips off camera as everyone keeps laughing, smoking, trying to hit light fixtures with their underwear, ect. as the lights go down in the studio.)

THE END

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