Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Behind Closed Doors ❯ Oh...my.... ( Chapter 1 )
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By: lastdj7701 
Yami gets bored and decides to do something a little crazy. We all do it at least once in our lives (and anyone who says they don't is either lying or deprived). basically, Yami has his own private dance party in his boxers! :P And, of course, Yugi comes home a little early...
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.11.2003 | Updated On: 01.11.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 650 | Status: Completed
Yami gets bored and decides to do something a little crazy. We all do it at least once in our lives (and anyone who says they don't is either lying or deprived). basically, Yami has his own private dance party in his boxers! :P And, of course, Yugi comes home a little early...
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.11.2003 | Updated On: 01.11.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 650 | Status: Completed
Scratch: Plot? we don't need no stinkin' plot. this is something I came up with a while ago. I am writing more of Fury tonight, but I needed something a bit silly to get me started. Oh, and I'll be writing more like this, too. Hope you like!
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Yami was alone in the house. There was nothing to do. It was quite sad, really, in the three hours Yugi had been gone, Yami had restocked all the shelves in the Turtle shop, swept all the floors, did dished, cleaned his room, Yugi's room, BOTH soul rooms, polished his puzzle and done all of Yugi's other chores for the next few days. Now, there he was, sitting at the kitchen table; the former phaero, King of Games, bored sensless.
"There has to be something I can do. Yugi's always telling me to expand myself and experiance twenty first century culture, but what can I do without anyone around? *sigh*"
So, Yami decided to re-heat what was left of Grandpa Mouto's morning coffee just to create more dishes to do. As he was pouring the now stale coffee, a box in the back room fell, causing Yami to jump...and spill the coffee all over his shirt and pants. After muttering a few choice words, Yami made his way into the back, cleaned up the box of new cards that had fallen, and stripped down to his boxers. He threw the ensamble into the washer thinking: 'perfect. absolutly fantastic. grr.'
Yami decided to go upstairs and throw on some more clothes. The Turtle shop was closed, and Yugi wasn't due home for a few hours yet, so maybe he would just take a nap. Yami entered Yugi's room where his things were kept. As he closed the door to the room, he caught a glimps of himself in the mirror on the back of the door.
'Hm,' he thought, 'not too shabby for 5000 years old.' He turned around a few times, Checking his whole physique. 'still got it. Yep, if only the heirum girls could see me now. scrawny wimp my pyrimid...' That said, er.. thought, Yami turned to the closet. not before noticing Yugi's sterio and collection of CD's. Then he got an idea. a naughty idea. Yami got a sinfully, delisciously horrid idea...
--
"Yami, I'm home!" Yugi chirped as he walked through the door. The movie had ended early, and his friends had homework due, so the group had disbanded for a bit.
"Yami?" Yugi was a bit concerned that there was no response from his darker self, but he did hear alot of music coming from his room. It sounded alot like the Beach Boys...
Yugi walked up the stairs. the music got louder and louder the closer he got to his room. His door was closed. Yugi never closed his door. 'What the devil is going on in there?' Yugi looked through the old key hole in his door, and nearly fell over from what he saw...
Yami was dancing. with a broom. To "Barbra Ann". Wearing sunglasses. In his boxers and a pair of white socks.
Yugi, trying *so* hard not to laugh, ran quietly down the stairs and picked up the phone...
"Hi Joey? Are Tristan, Tea and everyone still there? You are not going to believe this..."
--
They ran faster than they'd run in a long time. Tristan, Joey, Tea, Mai and Bakura nearly tripped over themselves trying to get up to the turtle shop. Yugi was waitning for everyone.
"Quiet!! ok, the closet in my room is connected to the closet in the bathroom upstairs. the wall can is a peice of plywood that can be pulled down real easy, then we can all get into the closet..."
*Shake it up Baby now! (shake it up baby...)
Twist and Shout! (Twist and shout)
Come on come on come on come on baby now! (Come on baby)
Come on and work it all out (work it all out) OOOH!*
Tea and Mai were red in the face trying to hold back their laughter. oey had to leave the closet. Bakura was holding his hands over his face and Yugi was in the bathroom with Joey and Tristan. They had been watching Yami "twist and shout" for about 15mins, and none of them could stand it any more. "Guys, this is just mean. We can't just let him keep humiliating himself like that!" Bakura said.
"You're right Bakura. So, who wants to tell him..." Joey asked, hoping that he would have to do it. Of course, everyone wanted to see the look on Yami's face, so they came up with a plan...
Still dancing to the old Beatles hit, Yami had no idea what he was in for. Slowly, Tristan opened the door. Everyone just kinda stood there in the doorway, just waiting for it. Yami was facing the other wall, totally unaware of his audience until he finally turned around...
"AAH! Oh, my Ra! YUGI!! What?? How did...How long have you all been..." Yami was shocked. that was such an understatement...Yami was mortified. Totally humiliated. And then he realized...the boxers! He was wearing nothing but the boxers. He grabbed at sheets and pillows off the bed in attempts to cover himself...and fell over in the process. Of course, this just made the peanut gallery laugh harder.
Yugi picked Yami up off the floor. Everyone apologuised to the ego-bruised Phaero, who promptly swore revenge on them all.
"Revenge? Right Yami..." Joey said.
"It will be mine. Oh, yes! It will be mine." Yami swore.
And it will...you just wait...
~*~
Oh, dear. now I'm just gonna have to write more. I already have ideas for Joey and Tea's, but they're both a little...blue. not NC-17, but not pixi dust either... ^-^
And no I don't own anything I used in this fic. Not the characters, not the songs, Not the catch phrases from "The Grinch" and "Waynes World" (did you catch them?), but man could you imagine if I did!? Zowie! And yeah, I'll do more, if you guys want... :)
~*~
Yami was alone in the house. There was nothing to do. It was quite sad, really, in the three hours Yugi had been gone, Yami had restocked all the shelves in the Turtle shop, swept all the floors, did dished, cleaned his room, Yugi's room, BOTH soul rooms, polished his puzzle and done all of Yugi's other chores for the next few days. Now, there he was, sitting at the kitchen table; the former phaero, King of Games, bored sensless.
"There has to be something I can do. Yugi's always telling me to expand myself and experiance twenty first century culture, but what can I do without anyone around? *sigh*"
So, Yami decided to re-heat what was left of Grandpa Mouto's morning coffee just to create more dishes to do. As he was pouring the now stale coffee, a box in the back room fell, causing Yami to jump...and spill the coffee all over his shirt and pants. After muttering a few choice words, Yami made his way into the back, cleaned up the box of new cards that had fallen, and stripped down to his boxers. He threw the ensamble into the washer thinking: 'perfect. absolutly fantastic. grr.'
Yami decided to go upstairs and throw on some more clothes. The Turtle shop was closed, and Yugi wasn't due home for a few hours yet, so maybe he would just take a nap. Yami entered Yugi's room where his things were kept. As he closed the door to the room, he caught a glimps of himself in the mirror on the back of the door.
'Hm,' he thought, 'not too shabby for 5000 years old.' He turned around a few times, Checking his whole physique. 'still got it. Yep, if only the heirum girls could see me now. scrawny wimp my pyrimid...' That said, er.. thought, Yami turned to the closet. not before noticing Yugi's sterio and collection of CD's. Then he got an idea. a naughty idea. Yami got a sinfully, delisciously horrid idea...
--
"Yami, I'm home!" Yugi chirped as he walked through the door. The movie had ended early, and his friends had homework due, so the group had disbanded for a bit.
"Yami?" Yugi was a bit concerned that there was no response from his darker self, but he did hear alot of music coming from his room. It sounded alot like the Beach Boys...
Yugi walked up the stairs. the music got louder and louder the closer he got to his room. His door was closed. Yugi never closed his door. 'What the devil is going on in there?' Yugi looked through the old key hole in his door, and nearly fell over from what he saw...
Yami was dancing. with a broom. To "Barbra Ann". Wearing sunglasses. In his boxers and a pair of white socks.
Yugi, trying *so* hard not to laugh, ran quietly down the stairs and picked up the phone...
"Hi Joey? Are Tristan, Tea and everyone still there? You are not going to believe this..."
--
They ran faster than they'd run in a long time. Tristan, Joey, Tea, Mai and Bakura nearly tripped over themselves trying to get up to the turtle shop. Yugi was waitning for everyone.
"Quiet!! ok, the closet in my room is connected to the closet in the bathroom upstairs. the wall can is a peice of plywood that can be pulled down real easy, then we can all get into the closet..."
*Shake it up Baby now! (shake it up baby...)
Twist and Shout! (Twist and shout)
Come on come on come on come on baby now! (Come on baby)
Come on and work it all out (work it all out) OOOH!*
Tea and Mai were red in the face trying to hold back their laughter. oey had to leave the closet. Bakura was holding his hands over his face and Yugi was in the bathroom with Joey and Tristan. They had been watching Yami "twist and shout" for about 15mins, and none of them could stand it any more. "Guys, this is just mean. We can't just let him keep humiliating himself like that!" Bakura said.
"You're right Bakura. So, who wants to tell him..." Joey asked, hoping that he would have to do it. Of course, everyone wanted to see the look on Yami's face, so they came up with a plan...
Still dancing to the old Beatles hit, Yami had no idea what he was in for. Slowly, Tristan opened the door. Everyone just kinda stood there in the doorway, just waiting for it. Yami was facing the other wall, totally unaware of his audience until he finally turned around...
"AAH! Oh, my Ra! YUGI!! What?? How did...How long have you all been..." Yami was shocked. that was such an understatement...Yami was mortified. Totally humiliated. And then he realized...the boxers! He was wearing nothing but the boxers. He grabbed at sheets and pillows off the bed in attempts to cover himself...and fell over in the process. Of course, this just made the peanut gallery laugh harder.
Yugi picked Yami up off the floor. Everyone apologuised to the ego-bruised Phaero, who promptly swore revenge on them all.
"Revenge? Right Yami..." Joey said.
"It will be mine. Oh, yes! It will be mine." Yami swore.
And it will...you just wait...
~*~
Oh, dear. now I'm just gonna have to write more. I already have ideas for Joey and Tea's, but they're both a little...blue. not NC-17, but not pixi dust either... ^-^
And no I don't own anything I used in this fic. Not the characters, not the songs, Not the catch phrases from "The Grinch" and "Waynes World" (did you catch them?), but man could you imagine if I did!? Zowie! And yeah, I'll do more, if you guys want... :)