Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Behind Closed Doors ❯ Sex, Trees and Videotape ( Chapter 4 )
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By: lastdj7701 
Gads. There had to be more. Hangovers abound, dirty little secrets come out in the open, Bakura vanishes and security cameras become wickedly useful...
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.27.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 529 | Status: Completed
Gads. There had to be more. Hangovers abound, dirty little secrets come out in the open, Bakura vanishes and security cameras become wickedly useful...
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.27.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 529 | Status: Completed
Sex, Trees and Video tape
**I OWN NOTHING!**
It's back! more brainless, mindless overall pointless humiliation for the Yugioh gang. I just realized, tho, of the Duelist Kingdom Heros, I forgot Kaiba! And Mokuba, but I don't think I want him involved. Maybe I need a follow up...lets put it this way. If I get 5 reviews saying (kindly) enough's enough, I'll stop, and we'll forget this ever happened. K? k.
--
"Ugh." Tristan rolled over. Movement is bad. Movement makes head spin.
"Grr." Tristan shielded his eyes. Sun. Sun is bad. Sun is painful.
"Argrh." Tristan smelled food. Food. Food is good. Food means coffee.
Pulling himself together, and trying to ignor the sandpaper feeling in his mouth, Tristan stood up. And tripped over a bucket.
"Why the heck is there a bucket in my room?" Tristan thought, opening the door. Then he heard the wretching from Yugi's room. "That's why. Good thinking, Yami. 2 gold stars for that."
Tristan slowly followed the scent of food to the kitchen, where Tea was making breakfast. Joey and Mai were sitting across from each other at the dinner table, avoiding each other's eyes.
"Morning, Sleepy Head! Or, should I say, Afternoon?"
"Tristan glanged at the clock. 1:30pm.
"Hmph." Tristan grapped a piece of toast and a glass of water and sat down at the table.
"How'ya holdin up, Joey?"
"fine."
"How bout you, Mai, you had a f.."
"fine."
"Jeez, just askin." Tristan took a look around. The house was spotless.
"Man, I must be losin it. I thought the place was trashed!"
"It was!" Tea said as she sat down with her plate. "I got up early this morning and gave the place a quick once over."
Everyone was staring, mid-bite at Tea. She noticed, and added "what? I didn't get as blitzed as you guys did, so I got up at a decent hour."
"Morning, everyone."
Yami walked down the stairs. He looked well rested, if not a bit dishevaled.
"What're you smiling about?" Joey asked. He was sure Yami had been drinking. There was a wretching sound from down the hall. 'No, wait that was Yugi' Joey thought. Poor kid.
"Nothing. I slept well, it's a beautiful day...what's not to be happy about?"
The Phaero made up a plate for himself and sat down next to Tea. both began eating.
Silence.
"Why are you all staring at me. Is there something wrong?"
"Yami, You're never this pleasent. Ever." Mai said.
"And Tea, you never cook. Ever." Tristan said.
"And you never, ever wake up early on a weekend..." Joey said. The three looked at eachother and smiled knowingly.
"Is there somethin goin on here, you guys?" Joye nudged Yami in the ribs.
"What are you talking about, Joey?" Yami was totally cool.
"That's it, spill it, Tea, what happened last night?" Mai asked, ever the gossip queen.
"Come on, you guys, you didn't... didja?" Tristan said, waiting for an answer.
Tea and Yami looked at eachother and laughed.
"You don't seriously think we'd do that, do you?"
"This is rediculous. Really."
The three gossipers looked at eachother with the "yeah, right" glance.
"YOu want to know what happened last night? I went to bed when you guys started watching the movie becuase I couldn't stand your drunk talk anymore."
"That's right, and in the middle of the movie, I had to carry Tristan and Yugi to bed. Come to think of it, Joey and Mai had vanished when I got back..."
"Oh, no ya don't, you're not pullin this take the focus offa me thing, Yami. I invented that trick." Joey said.
"Fine the, Joey. After you to pulled your dissapearing act, I went to bed. Alone. Now, where did you say you two ended up, Mai?"
Both Blonds went tomatoe red.
"Nuthin happened. I swear." Joey crossed his heart with his fingers.
Mai snickered. "That's right. Joey passed out before anything could."
Tristan spit/sprayed water across the room. "You're not serious!"
"Mai, I thought you'd said..."
"Don't worry, Joey, nothing happened. You see, After Yami left with Yugi, Joey decided to help me to my room. Well, to make a long story short, fifteen minuets later..."
"15! more like a half hour, Mai..." Joey said.
"Whatever. Anyway, Things were getting pretty...heated, when Joey passed out."
There was a collective "What?" from the remaining three.
"Um-hm. I was pinned underneath drunken cassanova over there, both of us in nothing but skivvies until I pushed Joey off the bed. And there he stayed until..."
"Until you stepped on me this morning, Mai. and thanks for the attention to detail there. Did you guys know that Mai has a tatoo of a Harpy Lady on her inner thigh?"
"Oh, yeah that was mature, you overgrown poodle."
"Watchit, Mai."
"Pipe down you too," Tristan interjected. "Hey Yugi! How ya feeling!"
Yugi was standing behind them, rubbing his head. "If you ever let me drink again, I'll...Ow..."
Yugi sat down at the table, "I'll do somthing really mean."
"Hey, Yug, you missed out on some hot gossip, here..." Tristan said.
"Yeah, I know, Joey got luckey last night. I could hear the stupid headboard banging most of the night."
Silence.
Joey and Mai turned purple.
Yami, Tea and Tristan cackled like hyenas.
"What's so funny?"
Nothing, Yugi," Tea laughed "I'll tell ya later."
"Sure, and then you can tell Bakura. is he up yet?"
Again with the silence, only this time it ended with a clattering of knives and forks, and the six of them scattering to find the silver haired boy.
"He's not here!"
"Where was he last?"
"Yami?"
"I thought he left when Mai and Joey did!"
"I've got it!" Tristan opened the door to the basement. "My dad rigged up this really high-tech video security system downstairs. There's camera's everywhere, the rooms, thefront porch, the pool..."
"NO!" Yami and Tea both yelped at once.
"We'll just go out side and find him!"
Puzzled, everyone followed the dancer and the dark soul outside, yelling Bakura's name.
"Hello? Is anyone there?" Bakura's voice was heard realtivly near by.
"Bakura where are you?!" Tristan yelled.
"You guys aren't going to believe this, but..."
"Come on, Bakura, where are you?"
there was a sigh. "Look up! Look way up, and I'll call Rusty!" Everyone looked upwards, and saw the most hilarious thing they had ever seen. Bakura was in his underware, and up a tree.
Everyone, Even Yami, was rolling on the ground laughing. Well, except Bakura.
"Ha Ha, good show, we've all had our fun, now can someone get me down, please?"
"Ok, Pal, but, ah, Me n' Yami n' Yugi gotta go find the ladder first!" said Joey.
"Yeah, and I'll go find you some clothes!" Mai said, turning back into the house.
"And I'll go make some more coffee for you, Bakura" Tea said smiling.
"Yeah, and I'll just go!" Said Tristan with a smile...
"Oh, no, come on, wait a...bloody hell...BAD FORM!!" Bakura yelled from the top of that tree.
Tristan just laughed, but then wondeder...why didn't Tea and Yami want them to see that tape...
--
With Bakura, now dubbed everything from Bakura-Bird to Feather-Brain to Bird-Butt, saftely out of that tree, and everyone duely humiliated, the group went back inside to look for Tristan.
Actually, he found them as he came up the stairs from the basement.
"What is is, man, your face is all red!" Joey said to his friend...
"Lets just say a say a side of those two I never need to see again!" Tristan said with a laugh, and before anyne could stop them, Joey, Mai, Yugi and Bakura bolted down the stairs, followed shortly by a chorous of "Oh, my GOD!" "No Way" "Good heavens!" and "Shwings!" (Obviously, the last was from Joey)
Yami and Tea looked at each other, blushed and walked down the stairs, knowing full well what they were in for.
Joey:"Dude, so that's how they do it in Ancient Egypt!"
Bakura:"You could sell this for a pound or two over the internet..."
Mai:"Not, bad, for Ametures"
Yugi:"I loved the attempt to rip off his shirt, Tea. Don't worry, Yami, I don't want it back..."
Tristan: "Oh, NO!"
the entire group was startled by this. "What is it, Tristan?"
"I don't know how to use this thing pase stop, play and rewind...I don't know how to get the tape out! My parents are gonna kill me!"
"So tape over it!" Yami said, hopefully.
"What, tape over a timeless piece of art like this? You're outa your tree, eh, Bakura?"
"Quite right, Brilliant, Tristan, but what I'd like to see is the tape of Joey's room around that time..."
--
Fade to black, roll end credits. whew. That was crazy. the "Look up, look way up and I'll call Rusty" thing is from the Gentle Giant (I had that phrase stuck in my head, ok?) and of course, Shwing! is a Waynes world thing. I could do another for tristan, and again one for Kaiba, but I'm thinkin for now I'll just let it rest.
Hoped you enjoyed as much as I did!
lastdj7701, signing off.
**I OWN NOTHING!**
It's back! more brainless, mindless overall pointless humiliation for the Yugioh gang. I just realized, tho, of the Duelist Kingdom Heros, I forgot Kaiba! And Mokuba, but I don't think I want him involved. Maybe I need a follow up...lets put it this way. If I get 5 reviews saying (kindly) enough's enough, I'll stop, and we'll forget this ever happened. K? k.
--
"Ugh." Tristan rolled over. Movement is bad. Movement makes head spin.
"Grr." Tristan shielded his eyes. Sun. Sun is bad. Sun is painful.
"Argrh." Tristan smelled food. Food. Food is good. Food means coffee.
Pulling himself together, and trying to ignor the sandpaper feeling in his mouth, Tristan stood up. And tripped over a bucket.
"Why the heck is there a bucket in my room?" Tristan thought, opening the door. Then he heard the wretching from Yugi's room. "That's why. Good thinking, Yami. 2 gold stars for that."
Tristan slowly followed the scent of food to the kitchen, where Tea was making breakfast. Joey and Mai were sitting across from each other at the dinner table, avoiding each other's eyes.
"Morning, Sleepy Head! Or, should I say, Afternoon?"
"Tristan glanged at the clock. 1:30pm.
"Hmph." Tristan grapped a piece of toast and a glass of water and sat down at the table.
"How'ya holdin up, Joey?"
"fine."
"How bout you, Mai, you had a f.."
"fine."
"Jeez, just askin." Tristan took a look around. The house was spotless.
"Man, I must be losin it. I thought the place was trashed!"
"It was!" Tea said as she sat down with her plate. "I got up early this morning and gave the place a quick once over."
Everyone was staring, mid-bite at Tea. She noticed, and added "what? I didn't get as blitzed as you guys did, so I got up at a decent hour."
"Morning, everyone."
Yami walked down the stairs. He looked well rested, if not a bit dishevaled.
"What're you smiling about?" Joey asked. He was sure Yami had been drinking. There was a wretching sound from down the hall. 'No, wait that was Yugi' Joey thought. Poor kid.
"Nothing. I slept well, it's a beautiful day...what's not to be happy about?"
The Phaero made up a plate for himself and sat down next to Tea. both began eating.
Silence.
"Why are you all staring at me. Is there something wrong?"
"Yami, You're never this pleasent. Ever." Mai said.
"And Tea, you never cook. Ever." Tristan said.
"And you never, ever wake up early on a weekend..." Joey said. The three looked at eachother and smiled knowingly.
"Is there somethin goin on here, you guys?" Joye nudged Yami in the ribs.
"What are you talking about, Joey?" Yami was totally cool.
"That's it, spill it, Tea, what happened last night?" Mai asked, ever the gossip queen.
"Come on, you guys, you didn't... didja?" Tristan said, waiting for an answer.
Tea and Yami looked at eachother and laughed.
"You don't seriously think we'd do that, do you?"
"This is rediculous. Really."
The three gossipers looked at eachother with the "yeah, right" glance.
"YOu want to know what happened last night? I went to bed when you guys started watching the movie becuase I couldn't stand your drunk talk anymore."
"That's right, and in the middle of the movie, I had to carry Tristan and Yugi to bed. Come to think of it, Joey and Mai had vanished when I got back..."
"Oh, no ya don't, you're not pullin this take the focus offa me thing, Yami. I invented that trick." Joey said.
"Fine the, Joey. After you to pulled your dissapearing act, I went to bed. Alone. Now, where did you say you two ended up, Mai?"
Both Blonds went tomatoe red.
"Nuthin happened. I swear." Joey crossed his heart with his fingers.
Mai snickered. "That's right. Joey passed out before anything could."
Tristan spit/sprayed water across the room. "You're not serious!"
"Mai, I thought you'd said..."
"Don't worry, Joey, nothing happened. You see, After Yami left with Yugi, Joey decided to help me to my room. Well, to make a long story short, fifteen minuets later..."
"15! more like a half hour, Mai..." Joey said.
"Whatever. Anyway, Things were getting pretty...heated, when Joey passed out."
There was a collective "What?" from the remaining three.
"Um-hm. I was pinned underneath drunken cassanova over there, both of us in nothing but skivvies until I pushed Joey off the bed. And there he stayed until..."
"Until you stepped on me this morning, Mai. and thanks for the attention to detail there. Did you guys know that Mai has a tatoo of a Harpy Lady on her inner thigh?"
"Oh, yeah that was mature, you overgrown poodle."
"Watchit, Mai."
"Pipe down you too," Tristan interjected. "Hey Yugi! How ya feeling!"
Yugi was standing behind them, rubbing his head. "If you ever let me drink again, I'll...Ow..."
Yugi sat down at the table, "I'll do somthing really mean."
"Hey, Yug, you missed out on some hot gossip, here..." Tristan said.
"Yeah, I know, Joey got luckey last night. I could hear the stupid headboard banging most of the night."
Silence.
Joey and Mai turned purple.
Yami, Tea and Tristan cackled like hyenas.
"What's so funny?"
Nothing, Yugi," Tea laughed "I'll tell ya later."
"Sure, and then you can tell Bakura. is he up yet?"
Again with the silence, only this time it ended with a clattering of knives and forks, and the six of them scattering to find the silver haired boy.
"He's not here!"
"Where was he last?"
"Yami?"
"I thought he left when Mai and Joey did!"
"I've got it!" Tristan opened the door to the basement. "My dad rigged up this really high-tech video security system downstairs. There's camera's everywhere, the rooms, thefront porch, the pool..."
"NO!" Yami and Tea both yelped at once.
"We'll just go out side and find him!"
Puzzled, everyone followed the dancer and the dark soul outside, yelling Bakura's name.
"Hello? Is anyone there?" Bakura's voice was heard realtivly near by.
"Bakura where are you?!" Tristan yelled.
"You guys aren't going to believe this, but..."
"Come on, Bakura, where are you?"
there was a sigh. "Look up! Look way up, and I'll call Rusty!" Everyone looked upwards, and saw the most hilarious thing they had ever seen. Bakura was in his underware, and up a tree.
Everyone, Even Yami, was rolling on the ground laughing. Well, except Bakura.
"Ha Ha, good show, we've all had our fun, now can someone get me down, please?"
"Ok, Pal, but, ah, Me n' Yami n' Yugi gotta go find the ladder first!" said Joey.
"Yeah, and I'll go find you some clothes!" Mai said, turning back into the house.
"And I'll go make some more coffee for you, Bakura" Tea said smiling.
"Yeah, and I'll just go!" Said Tristan with a smile...
"Oh, no, come on, wait a...bloody hell...BAD FORM!!" Bakura yelled from the top of that tree.
Tristan just laughed, but then wondeder...why didn't Tea and Yami want them to see that tape...
--
With Bakura, now dubbed everything from Bakura-Bird to Feather-Brain to Bird-Butt, saftely out of that tree, and everyone duely humiliated, the group went back inside to look for Tristan.
Actually, he found them as he came up the stairs from the basement.
"What is is, man, your face is all red!" Joey said to his friend...
"Lets just say a say a side of those two I never need to see again!" Tristan said with a laugh, and before anyne could stop them, Joey, Mai, Yugi and Bakura bolted down the stairs, followed shortly by a chorous of "Oh, my GOD!" "No Way" "Good heavens!" and "Shwings!" (Obviously, the last was from Joey)
Yami and Tea looked at each other, blushed and walked down the stairs, knowing full well what they were in for.
Joey:"Dude, so that's how they do it in Ancient Egypt!"
Bakura:"You could sell this for a pound or two over the internet..."
Mai:"Not, bad, for Ametures"
Yugi:"I loved the attempt to rip off his shirt, Tea. Don't worry, Yami, I don't want it back..."
Tristan: "Oh, NO!"
the entire group was startled by this. "What is it, Tristan?"
"I don't know how to use this thing pase stop, play and rewind...I don't know how to get the tape out! My parents are gonna kill me!"
"So tape over it!" Yami said, hopefully.
"What, tape over a timeless piece of art like this? You're outa your tree, eh, Bakura?"
"Quite right, Brilliant, Tristan, but what I'd like to see is the tape of Joey's room around that time..."
--
Fade to black, roll end credits. whew. That was crazy. the "Look up, look way up and I'll call Rusty" thing is from the Gentle Giant (I had that phrase stuck in my head, ok?) and of course, Shwing! is a Waynes world thing. I could do another for tristan, and again one for Kaiba, but I'm thinkin for now I'll just let it rest.
Hoped you enjoyed as much as I did!
lastdj7701, signing off.