Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Beware of Sharp Pointy Objects ❯ Beware of Sharp Pointy Objects ( Chapter 1 )

Title: Beware of Sharp Pointy Objects

Author: Keishi

Part: 1/1

Rating: NC-17 baby! Woo!

Spoilers/Warnings: lemon. fluff. bubbles. yes, I said bubbles.

Pairing: Seto Kaiba and Katsuya Jounouchi

Summary: A spin-off of Candescence, going AU from the fic at the third paragraph. Based off plot bunny posted to the ADL.

Disclaimer: Nope, don't belong to me, though I'd like to think Nervous!Seto is my own creation.

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Author's Notes:

The anonymous plot bunny stated- 'As much as I love when their first time is hot and perfect,I would love love love to see a fic where their first time (at least with each other) is all awkward and embarassing..*evil snicker* Cuz Seto all embarassed would be worth a million(imaginary) dollars.'

Well, this is my tiny attempt at the awkward sex plot bunny (coughs at word bunny, and you think you hear 'fox' in it's place), hope you guys like it.

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Jou looked up, up, up at the towering figure of Seto Kaiba as his heart hurriedly tried to escape from his chest. Suddenly, his motor skills went to complete shit in his nervousness, and he drew his legs up to his chest, covering his battered body. His eyes wavered in anticipation and anxiety, wide as saucers. He fought with his tongue to say something, anything, but it appeared to be permanently lodged in his mouth, quivering in fear. So, he just watched Seto, his emotions plainly marching across his face.

The blue-eyed CEO grabbed at one of Jou's wrists, catching it gently between thumb and forefinger. His other hand reached out, traced the curve of Jou's jaw, passion-filled blue eyes never leaving Jou's honeyed gaze. His fingers began to swirl tiny patterns on the inside of Jounouchi's wrist, making the blond forget how to breathe. He jerked the arm up lightly, silently asking the golden-haired boy to stand up, and Katsuya did as he was bidden. Raising slowly, Jou never left Kaiba's gaze, until they were pretty much level with each other, the tub floor being slightly raised.

Looking intently into those swirling crystal eyes, Jou lunged forward, grabbing at Seto's waist as he did, attempting to catch the taller boy in an urgent kiss. Instead, his feet went out from under him, and he fell down like a pile of bricks, tumbling over the tub and into Seto's lap, who landed on his rump on the bathroom floor. Jou peered up at the brown-haired boy, face buried in Seto's shirt, his warm eyes large as he withdrew his arms from around the brunet's waist. Seto helped the blond up into a sitting position, eyes locking with the nude boy, concern flashing in them.

"Are you alright?" he said softly, still gripping Katsuya's arms to steady him.

Jou laughed nervously. "Yeah, I'm okay," he said casually, shrugging his shoulders.

"Good," Seto whispered, drawing Katsuya's face back up to his own, tipping his head back. "Because I want to try that again."

Jou's eyes widened as he watched Seto's face nearing his own. His lips parted in anticipation, breath quickening with the thought of the impending kiss. He let his eyes slide closed as the brunet's breath wafted across his mouth...

...then opened them again, startled, as a _very_ loud burp emanated from the stoic CEO.

"Aww, dude, that reeks!" Jou pulled away abruptly, waving his hand in front of his nose. He looked over at the blue-eyed boy, a sickened expression on his face.

Seto was red. In fact, he was crimson. Even his ears were tinged with embarrassment. He held a hand up to his mouth and looked completely mortified. Jou burst out laughing.

"It's not funny," Seto muttered from behind his hand. He dropped it and attempted a withering gaze at the nude blond boy in front of him, but ended up grinning instead. Jou's laugh was just so _infectious_.

Jounouchi let his chuckles subside, then pierced Kaiba with a maniacal grin. "Mind if I try to kiss ya again, or do ya have another surprise up your sleeve?" Seto shook his head amiably, his chocolate bangs swaying.

Eyes closed, Jou leaned forward, placing his hands on Kaiba's thighs where he sat Indian-style on the bathroom tiles. His mouth hovered over Seto's for just a brief second before lightly brushing against the millionaire's. He opened his eyes and leaned back, looking up at Seto with questioning eyes. "You didn't respond."

The brunet let his eyes slide open slowly, staring in shock at the shorter boy. His face was turning purple.

"Seto, remember to breathe!" Jou said loudly, commanding. A loud gasp came from Kaiba's lips.

"I-I'm sorry," he stammered, his face channeling the Horse of a Different Color and changing from purple to red again. Shaking off his nervousness, he reached out and brushed his hand along Jou's cheek and neck, letting his fingers dip lower onto the blond's chest. He scooted closer, letting his head fall down and reclaim Jou's mouth with his own. They stayed like that for several moments, kissing softly, hesitantly. Seto licked at Jou's bottom lip, asking entrance. Jou opened his mouth slightly, and flicked his tongue out, catching the tip of Seto's for a brief instant. The act startled the brown-haired boy and he jumped back, silently cursing himself for being so damn jumpy.

Katsuya stifled a chuckle and drew the clothed boy to him. "This is nice and all, but can we move it to the bedroom? My bum is cold," he said, running a finger over Seto's earlobe. Kaiba shivered.

"Can't let that happen, I suppose. At least, not as great a bum as that," he agreed, sitting up and holding out a hand for Jou to get up as well. Jounouchi took the proffered hand with a bit more exuberance than Seto was ready for, nearly jerking the brown-haired boy off his feet once again. He took a step forward to correct his balance, arching his back to haul Jou's more-than-feathery weight to him, when he felt a painful jab in his side. He had accidentally bumped into the sink counter. The sharp stab overwhelmed him for the briefest of moments, but it was enough to send Jou flying back into the tub, warm soapy water drenching both boys.

Jou glared up at Seto, bubbles resting happily on his blond bangs, his feet still sticking out of the tub. "What the hell did you do that for?"

Seto doubled over, laughing at the sight of Jou splayed out in the tub, rubbing his hip absently. "I didn't- mean- to," he gasped out between fits of laughter, "it- just happened."

"Yeah, well, help me outta this thing, and this time try not to dump me back down to the floor, okay?"

Seto grabbed Jou's arm, this time a bit more prepared, and the two made it back into the bedroom relatively unscathed. Seto laid Jou down on the bed and curled against him, the blond's fingers working at his shirt. He tipped his head into another kiss, this one infinitely more successful and satisfying than their first, when he heard a small "oops" leave Jou's lips. Looking down, the blue-eyed boy stifled a laugh when he realized Jou couldn't unbutton his shirt. The blond's hands were caught in the material, and he was attempting to tug them out and failing miserably. Stopping everything to help Jou get his shirt off, soon Seto was topless and inhaling the blond yet again, feeling fingers fumbling at his waistband.

"Damn you, Seto, you wear too much clothing," Jou growled low in his throat, catching the brown-haired boy's lower lip with his teeth, sucking on the supple flesh. He wrenched at the chocolate-haired boy's waistband, popping the button off. Seto inwardly cringed when he heard a small 'ping!' as the projectile/button bounced off the dresser mirror directly across from the bed; those were fifty-thousand-en pants the blond just ruined.

"Sorry," Jou said, though he didn't appear very apologetic. In fact, Seto thought foggily as he tilted his head to the side to sample Jou's mouth better, his blond rival seemed to find infinite pleasure in that small victory over his clothing. His thoughts short-circuited, however, when Jou's cool, slender hand reached inside his pants. He drew in a sharp breath, stilling his wanderous movements over Jou's naked body, arching back and allowing the blond full access to his hardening flesh. The naked boy's fingers circled Seto's erection hesitantly, lightly, and the brown-haired boy groaned, his hips involuntarily pushing himself forward into the touch, silently asking for more contact. Jou obliged, grasping it firmly and beginning to stroke the turgid length, long slow strokes at first, then faster as Seto's undulating hips sped up, guiding him.

The feel of Jounouchi's hand enclosed over his hard cock was almost too much for Seto to take. He dropped his head onto Jou's shoulder, biting at the bare skin there, fighting for control. He heard Jou give a small yelp, but the blond never stopped his ministrations, pumping at Seto's erection diligently. Kaiba let out a low growl, beginning in his throat, and decided to retaliate by kissing the blond senseless. He forced open Jou's mouth gently with his tongue, and proceeded to take his breath away, kiss by agonizingly tempting kiss.

Soon Jou forgot what he was doing, and his hand stilled, though still lazily cupping Seto's cock. His other hand made its way into the hair at the back of Kaiba's neck, tugging gently and eliciting a string of moans from both boys. Every once in a while, Jou would begin pumping at the chocolate-haired boy's shaft again, only to be interrupted by something new and tempting from Seto's mouth and hands.

The makeout session soon became a fight for dominance between the two, as Jou was becoming extremely frustrated at Seto's distractions. He wanted the millionaire to come first, so he could see his face when he did it, but the brown-haired boy was being annoyingly stubborn. Finally abandoning his actions below, Jou grabbed Seto with both hands, forcing the blue-eyed boy onto his back on the bed, crawling on top of him. Deft fingers hooked themselves under the waistband of Seto's pants and boxers, pulling them down eagerly. Seto gave a sharp gasp.

"Not so fast!" he yelped as the fabric caught painfully on his erection.

"Oops, sorry," Jou apologized, and this time he actually sounded sincere. He bent down and kissed the tip of Seto's cock in apology, lightly flicking his tongue across the drop of precum nestled there. Seto threw his head back, groaning-- and hit the headboard of the bed.

This time groaning for a completely different reason, Seto rubbed at the back of his head. "I am no good at this seducing stuff," he muttered under his breath. He heard Jou chuckle deep in his throat, the sound rubbing against the sensitive skin of Seto's cock, wringing even more pleasure from the brown-haired boy.

Jou, uncertain as to what to do next, began lapping at Kaiba's cock, much like he would if he were presented with an unusually long ice cream cone. He wrinkled his nose at the taste, unaccustomed to it, but kept at it when he heard Seto's moans of approval. He experimented with his tongue, swirling it about the head, dipping underneath it to tease the sensitive flesh there. He thought about what he liked to do whenever he masturbated, and took hold of the length in his fist, circling the base while his lips and tongue continued working at the tip. His hand and mouth worked in tandem, spurred by the stream of uttered moans and encouragement issuing from Seto's cherry-ripe, swollen lips.

Seto's hands gripped the bedsheets underneath his sprawled body, gritting his teeth in the effort to maintain. His entire body was beginning to tremble, small vibrations causing his stomach muscles to jump. He hissed out a breath when he felt Jou's free hand snake up his hips to his navel, playing with the soft skin there. He dared to look down, and gasped, the sound strangling in his throat. Jou was looking up at him, eyes large, brown, and shining with unchecked lust, full lips wrapped deliciously around the head of his thick, throbbing cock. It was that image that made Seto finally lose it. Before he was even able to call out a warning, his cock twitched and he came, a loud, incoherent shout on his lips.

The blond jerked back as he felt warm, bitter liquid rushing into his mouth. Seto's cock bounced merrily, cum splattering all over the blond's lips and chin and the brunet's stomach and chest.

Jou wiped at his mouth, startled. He blinked up at Seto, his cheeks a crimson color. "I'm sorry I didn't warn you," the crystal-eyed boy stated, embarrassed.

"No... it's okay, I just wasn't expecting it, that's all," Jou said uncertainly, confusion written across his features. "Do you, um, have a towel or anything?"

Seto directed Jou back into the bathroom, and when the two were sufficiently cleaned off, he cradled the blond to him, hand reaching downward. "You don't have to do the same for me, Kaiba. Really," Jou said nervously, eyes glued to Seto's hand as it made its slow, wandering journey down his torso.

The brunet chuckled, his manhood already hardening again. "I know, and I'm not," he said lowly, nuzzling Jou's cheek with his nose. His hand brushed the blond's cock lightly in passing and continued downward. He cupped Jounouchi's balls briefly, then slipped between his cheeks, fingers teasing Jou's entrance.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Jou asked vehemently. He grabbed Seto's wrist, stilling his movements, eyes suddenly wide as an enraged bronco's.

"I'm preparing you," Seto said simply. "I thought you wanted this?"

Jou stared at the millionaire for a second. "I want sex, yes, but I'll be damned if I'll let you in _there_!"

Seto sighed, exasperated. "How do you suggest we do this, then? Neither of us can magically turn into a girl, and I really don't see any other way."

An evil glint made its way into Katsuya's eyes. "Oh, I can think of a way," he said cryptically, then pushed Seto back onto the bed, sitting astride the millionaire, pinning him easily. He kissed the brown-haired boy deeply, hands roaming playfully across the taller boy's chest. Jou took a moment to look at Seto, naked and sprawled out underneath him, panting with lust for him, then tenderly kissed the CEO again. He surreptitiously moved his body downward until he was crouched between Seto's legs, the brunet's entrance splayed open before him, unknown to its owner.

Without warning, Jou's fingertip entered Seto's depths, teasing the ringed entrance. Seto struggled and gasped, squeezing his eyes shut. "Lube!" he finally ground out.

"What?" Jou's face was blank.

"You need lube! Otherwise, it's going to hurt both of us!"

"Oh," Jou said intelligently, surveying the room. He spotted a plastic bottle of what looked like some kind of massage oil. "Will this do?" he asked, reaching over and picking it up. Seto nodded, eyes still squeezed shut.

Propped up on his knees, Jou opened the bottle and tipped it over, coating two of his fingertips with the sweet-smelling liquid. Bringing it up to his nose, he sniffed at his hand, a small smile on his lips. "Heeyy, this smells pretty good. What scent is this anyway?"

Seto groaned, unconsciously writhing underneath the blond, hardly believing that he really was going to let Katsuya Jounouchi top him. "I don't know; will you hurry up and fuck me already!?"

Jou looked down at his distended cock, then at the highly erotic sight of nude Kaiba wriggling on the bed. "Oh, right," was all he said before attempting to prepare the brown-haired boy again. He slid in a slick finger, wiggling it around. He felt Seto tense, his inner muscles clamping down on his digit. "Relax, Kaiba, or we'll never be able to do this."

"Like you've done this before," the millionaire retorted, attempting to sound sarcastic but ending up just sounding aroused and pained at the same time. Jou shrugged, but slid in another finger, scissoring them and widening Seto's hole. He heard Kaiba cry out, and figured he must have hit something that felt good, and tried it again, dipping his fingers all the way back inside. Seto's hands shot up, clutching at Jou's forearm, but instead of pushing he pulled, motioning for Jou to delve deeper inside.

The evil glint returning, Jou withdrew his hand, grinning when he heard Seto's tiny sound of disapproval. Lifting up Seto's legs, but unsure what to do with them, he spread them wide and positioned himself at the chocolate-haired boy's entrance, using his hand to guide him. He eased the tip of his engorged cock in.

Seto threw his head back, this time making sure he didn't hit anything with it. His mouth was open in a silent scream as he felt Jou push himself further inside, until he was buried to the hilt in Seto's body. Jounouchi paused, getting used to the odd, exhilarating feeling of being inside Seto Kaiba of all people. He gazed down at the brunet, who was also getting accustomed to the odd feelings inside of him, then slid out all the way to the tip, and thrust back in. The sensations that spread through his body nearly overwhelmed him, and he bit hard on his bottom lip not to come right then and there. "So... tight," he gasped out, bucking into Seto's depths with long, slow strokes. He smiled when he heard the blue-eyed boy moan in response, hips arcing up to meet his every thrust.

Jou's hands were on Seto's chest, propping him up just enough to thrust in and out. He quickened his pace as he felt his stomach curl up and his balls clench with the impending climax. He dipped his head down, tasting Seto's lips, his tongue dragging across that sensuous mouth, parted with the exertion of being fucked senseless. Jou's hips continued to snap back and forth, driving into the CEO with fevered passion. He grabbed Seto's cock and pressed it to his own belly, rubbing the head against the smooth planes of his abdomen, wanting Seto to feel some of the ecstasy coursing within himself.

Seto let out one last strangled cry, his hands enveloping the one on his cock, and came, spurting onto Jou's stomach. With the climax, Kaiba's inner walls tightened, and Jou came as well, thrusting deep into the brunet. As soon as the waves of orgasm subsided, Katsuya collapsed onto Seto's chest, spreading the blue-eyed boy's seed all over both of them.

Sated, but slimy, Seto attempted to push the blond off of his heaving body. "Katsuya, get up, you're all... gross."

Finding his limbs had turned into jelly in the span of a few seconds, Jou just raised his head and kissed Seto's nose. "Can't," he mumbled, snuggling further against the brunet's body. His head was nestled in the crook of Seto's shoulder, the rest of his body curled up against the CEO.

"Come on, please?" Seto resorted to begging, suddenly and belatedly feeling incredibly embarrassed about being naked in a bed with cooling spunk on his stomach, with another guy no less.

Jou just tightened his hold, if that was possible. "No way, dude, we're cuddling." He lifted his head slightly and ran his tongue over Seto's earlobe for emphasis.

Shivering at the contact, Seto gave up. Protesting lightly, his arms wrapped around the blond, and the brown-haired boy held him close as they both finally drifted off to a peaceful, if sticky, sleep.

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A/N: unbeta'ed, like most of my fics, so all spelling and grammar mistakes be mine, yo.

Owari. Please R/R.