Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bible Stories, YGO style ❯ Story #3: Noah's Ark ( Chapter 3 )

Toboe LoneWolf: I bring you….*dun dun dun* Noah’s Ark! (Or in the approximate Japanese translation, Noa’s Ark.) *spreads arms wide* Using every single Yu-Gi-Oh character ever seen! *blinks* And guys...remember, this is humor. Parody. Of YGO. ...(Please don’t get mad at me if I kinda bash a character…this is a humor ficcie…but I love all of my cast members…*glomps YGO cast*)

Disclaimer: I don’t own the YGO cast members or the Bible. And I never will.
Originally posted on fanfiction.net on some date that I don't remember, but I still own the plotline and concept. But not God. XDXD

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Story #3: Noah’s Ark.
Aka: It’s Getting A Bit Wet Around Here…

~ CAST ~

God – Yami (don’t you just love him acting godly and all that?)

Noah – Ryou (XD Oh boy, can you just see Ryou building the ark?)

Noah’s wife – Serenity (Oh, the perfect, pure wife she’ll be…)

Townspeople – Yami Marik, Marik, and Bakura (aka Yami Bakura) (It’s perfect…)
[I'm using the Marik/Yami Marik usage because it's easier to distinguish that way]

Noah’s sons: Shem, Ham and Japheth – Kaiba, Duke, and Yugi

Dove – Mokuba (aww, little Mokie’s gonna fly like a bird…^^;;;)

Various Animals – the rest of the YGO cast (which I will get into detail later)

~ COSTUMES ~

Yami – same thing. White bed sheet covered in glitter.

Yami: -_- This thing again? Why can’t there be any variety?

Toboe LoneWolf: Because I’m cheap and there isn’t anything else. Unless you want to wear Yugi’s little angel costume he wore for his kindergarten Christmas Pageant…

Yami: O.O No, this is fine!

Yugi: That thing was horrible…

Ryou – Bathrobe and Santa’s beard.

Ryou: A bathrobe? And what’s with the beard?

Toboe LoneWolf: One, I don’t have shepherds’ clothing. And two, you’re like 500 years old. A beard will signify your age and…dignity.

Bakura: How about arthritis?

Ryou: >.< I’m not that old!

Bakura: Little old Ryou, hobbling along, listening to godly Yami… *snickers*

Ryou: *whaps Bakura*

Yami: *in his godly costume* Obey me! *waves*

Toboe LoneWolf: -_- Okay, moving along here…

Serenity – some old dress from like waaaayyyy back.

Townspeople – Rebel leather outfits blazed with various sayings

Yami Marik, Marik, and Bakura -- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ We look so cool!

Everyone: -_-

Yami: Why do they get to wear leather? It’s not fair!

Toboe LoneWolf: *sighs* Because I don’t have any white leather. And no more objections; I’m getting tired of them.

Djanil: *growls*

Everyone: O.O

Toboe LoneWolf: Thank you, Djanil. Anyway…

Kaiba, Duke, and Yugi – Bathrobes as well, but minus the beard.

Mokuba – the little angel costume he wore in the Christmas pageant, but without the halo and songbook. Hair sprayed white.

The rest of the YGO cast -- various cheap outfits, some from Halloween costumes, others with a makeshift costume, and some with simply a paper sign that reads, "I AM A ____"

~ STORYTIME!!! ~

~ Prolong ~

Narrator: So Adam and Eve had lots and lots of kids.

[downfall of plushies]

Narrator: But they were really bad. Evil even, if you will.

Yami Marik: I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!

Bakura: NO, I WILL!! THE POWER IS MINE!!!

Marik: Dude, chill. Have a beer. We can take over the world, whup the pharaoh and reign forever later.

Narrator: >> The Lord saw how great man's wickedness on the earth had become, and the Lord grieved.

Yami: Bad boy!

Narrator: >> The Lord said, "I will wipe mankind and start anew."

Yami: *sweeps hand* They'll go bye-bye!

Narrator: But Noah found favor in the eyes of the Lord.

Ryou: *comes out* *waves* Lookit, God likes me!

Yami: No I don't…

Narrator: Ahem. This is the account of Noah.

Ryou: *puffs out chest* It's the story all about me!

Bakura: -_- Oh goodie…

~ Act 1: Building Things ~

Narrator: So God said to Noah, "I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth."

KABOOM!!!

Yami Marik and Bakura: *point to each other* He did it.

Yami: >> It's getting a bit violent hereabouts…

Yami Marik and Bakura: *chase each other with homemade flame-throwers*

Yami: So uh Noah, I'm gonna destroy everything.

Ryou: *running from Marik, who is carrying (and firing) a machine gun* I agree with you God!

Narrator: God said to Noah, "Build a cypress ark with rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out. The ark is to be 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and 30 cubits high. Make a roof for it and put a door on the side of it and make lower, middle, and upper decks."

Yami: Uhh…so Noah, just uh…build a really big boat.

Ryou: *checks something off clipboard* Right. One big boat, God.

Narrator: God said, "I will flood the earth to destroy all life under the heavens. But I promise you that you and your wife and your sons will not die."

Ryou, Serenity, Kaiba, Duke, and Yugi: Yea! We’re not going to die!

Narrator: -_- Ahem. So God commanded Noah to bring into the ark two of all living creatures, to keep them alive.

Ryou: What? I gotta take care of a bunch of animals?!?

Yami: *shrugs* Oh well. You gotta do what I say. For I am God.

Ryou: I'm not going to take THEM on the boat with me! *looks fearfully towards offstage* They're dangerous...

Rest of YGO cast: *in a mass mob, run across stage, "inadvertently" running over Ryou *

Ryou: *flat on back* Oww…

Yami: *shakes head* Tsk tsk.

Ryou: I am not taking them along…

Narrator: Ahem. So Noah did everything just as God commanded him.

Ryou: WHAT?!?!?

Yami: *smugly* Yep.

Ryou: >.< Fine…

[Ryou begins to build ark. His "sons" are not helping.]

Ryou: *bangs hammer against wall, stimulating boat-building* Some help here?

Kaiba: *feet up on table* *sips lemonade*

Duke: *rolling dice*

Yugi: *staring at sky*

Ryou: I said, SOME HELP HERE?!?!?

Duke: *turns* Oh, dad. Right. *tosses some wood* Now what?

Ryou: *stares at wood* *actually has no clue on how to build a boat* Uh, nail them together?

Yugi: *rolls eyes* Right, dad.

Ryou: We have to build a boat! God's going to flood the world!

Kaiba, Duke and Yugi: Riiightt.

Ryou: *places nail dubiously onto board* *begins to nail them together* *as with all inexperienced builders, he hits his thumb* OW!!! *dances around*

Kaiba, Duke and Yugi: *vaguely amused*

Ryou: >.< SOME PITY WOULD BE NICE!!!!

Kaiba, Duke and Yugi: *shrug*

Ryou: FINE!! I'LL DO IT MYSELF!!!!

[A flurry of hammering, buzz-saw cutting, "Ow"-ing, tree-felling, carving, trimming, gluing, taping, screwing, cursing, and other various carpentry skills are inexpertly attempted by Ryou.]

Ryou: THERE!!!

[We center in towards a little, small, tiny, teeny, etc. toy boat. It has been whittled, nailed, glued and duck taped together.]

Kaiba, Duke, and Yugi: *look down* That’s it?

Ryou: *bursts* WELL IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF YOU HELPED!!!!!!!!

[offstage] Pegasus: *Hisses to Toboe LoneWolf* Don’t you have a better boat?

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: *shrugs* Nope. I was hoping Ryou could build one. You’re all just have to pretend it’s a very big boat.

[offstage] Pegasus: We’re doomed…

~ Act 2: Loading Up ~

Narrator: Then the Lord told Noah to go now into the ark, for he would soon send rain upon the earth.

Yami: Time to go in, Ryou. I’m going to crash this party.

Marik and Yami Marik: *run across stage, throwing streamers and stuff, incidentally getting most of the stuff on Yami*

Yami: -_- Very soon…

Narrator: Noah tried to warn his neighbors, but they wouldn’t listen to him.

Ryou: *on a box* Hear ye, hear ye all! God’s going to destroy the world because you’re so bad!

Yami Marik, Marik and Bakura: *stare* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ryou: What’s so funny?

Bakura: God would never do that!

Marik: Yeah, we’re too good! *places fake angel halo on head*

Yami Marik: *hides homemade warhead* Yeah, we’re such good, nice, peaceful people!!! *warhead slips*

KAAAABBOOOOOMMMM!!!!

Yami Marik: *sweatdrops*

Yami: *yells from offstage* I’m gonna destroy you!!!!!

Ryou: *stares at Yami Marik* *sweatdrops* I second that…

Narrator: So the animals came to Noah and entered the ark, as the Lord commanded.

[And now the great animal scene opens]

Ryou: *holds clipboard* Allllriiight!! Please step in one at a time into the boat, so that I might check you off my list.

Kaiba, Duke, and Yugi: *walk past* *stand behind boat, which is still its miniaturized size*

Ryou: *sweatdrops* Right…my three sons…

Serenity: *walks past*

Ryou: *sweatdrops* My wife too…that’s important…

[Enter Pegasus, who is a bunny. Funny Bunny to be exact. He is dressed in a costume of his own making, complete with floppy ears and very disturbing grin.]

Pegasus: *in cartoonish manner* Hello!

Ryou: O.O One deranged bunny rabbit…

[Enter Mai, who is the most flashiest, gaudiest, showy animal I could think of. Please welcome Mai the peacock, who is dressed in costume of her own making. This means a whole lotta make-up, cheap peacock feathers, and well, not much else…]

Mai: *struts and shows off*

Ryou: O.O Um, one proud peacock…

[Enter Joey, who is wearing the dog costume from Dungeon Dice Monsters. He quickly crawls past Ryou and hides behind Yugi.]

Ryou: One lowly mutt…check…

Joey: HEY!!!!

Mai: *pats Joey’s head*

Joey: Grrr…

[Enter Shadi, who is a lion. He scavenged his closet for something of dignity to wear, and found an old Egyptian mask of a lion. To help with the lack of costuming, Toboe LoneWolf added the sign, "I AM A DIGNIFIED LION."
Also enter Ishizu, who is a raven. She is wearing all black, courtesy of her old funeral clothes. O.O Very disturbing…]

Shadi: *walks past with dignity* *trips* *mask comes off*

Ishizu: *looks down* *cackles* We are all doomed…doom I say…doom…

Ryou: Okaayyy…one ominous birdie… and one undignified lion…check…

[Enter Tristan and Rashiid (aka Odion, aka Lishito (or something like that)), who is a monkey and a horse, respectively. Tristan is wearing bathing suit and has drawn in monkey hairs with markers. Rashiid is carrying a child’s toy horse-stick like a staff. Tristan is "riding" the "horse" (aka piggy-back ride). ]

Tristan: *on top of Rashiid* Yeehow! Ride ‘em, horsie!

Rashiid: Yes, master.

Ryou: *sees Tristan bouncing up and down* Oookkkaayy…one hyperactive seemly hairless furball and one work beast…

[Enter Mako, who is, polar bear. A big, colossal (fat) polar bear. In reality, he wanted to be a whale, but since whales can swim, the choice is not really realistic. So the next best choice was a penguin or a polar bear. And a Mako-penguin does not create the same image as a Mako-polar bear. His costume was improvised by using a Santa costume, spray painting it white, and stuffing Mako with pillow.
Also enter Weevil, who is, you guessed it, a moth. A big, green, (fat) moth. Very disturbing. However, this is what he hopes he is portrayed as. Unfortunately, his costume has much to be desired. The best description I can give is that someone has used a very liberal amount of green spray paint on Weevil, none of it useful. To ease confusion, Weevil is wearing a sign that reads, "I AM A BIG AND DANGEROUS MOTH. BEWARE" that he wrote himself.]

Mako: Oof! Hello there, mates!

Weevil: *"stalks" Mako* Beware…I am so great and powerful…*hops to stimulate flying* buzz, buzz…

Ryou: >> One over-confident unidentified semi-flying object and one fat bear…right, God…

[Enter Grandpa, who is unfortunately, a cow. Need there more to be said?]

Grandpa: *lumbers towards toy boat*

Ryou: -_- And a cow…

[Enter the person we either love or strongly dislike, Tea, who is a gnat. She is in a black garbage bag, has TV antennas for the extra "legs" and large cardboard wings. On the back of her costume, someone has taped a piece of paper reading, "I AM ALSO A NITWIT." Cruel, I know…]

Tea: *circles around* Like it? I made it myself!

Ryou: Right, right. One bug…

Tea: *waltzes toward boat, and joins crowd standing/huddling behind it*

Ryou: *whispers to himself*…soon to be squashed…

[Enter the Rare Hunters, that is, Arkana (Pandora), Strings, Umbra & Lumis, and Rare Hunter. They are a giraffe, a sheep, an elephant, and a kangaroo, respectively. Arkana has taken out one of his giraffe costumes from the circus and is probably the most realistic animal on the cast. Strings was unable to create a costume, so Toboe LoneWolf did it for him. Unfortunately, she was on a budget, so the costume was a white bed sheet covered in cotton balls. Cotton balls were also (duck)taped onto String’s head. Umbra and Lumis collaborated to create a lumbering…thing that resembled a gray…box…with a tube hanging from it. Umbra held the back end of the object and Lumis worked the tube and the front end. Rare Hunter has found a cheap Halloween costume to resemble a hopping animal, wearing a mask, tan clothes, and a long…tail.]

Arkana: *towers over the others* I’m so tall!

Strings: Must…obey…master…*long pause* Baaaaaaaaaaa….

Umbra: Hurry up Lumis!

Lumis: *walks faster* I’m hurrying! *trips over "trunk"* *crashes and falls*

Rare Hunter: *"bounces"* *hits Umbra, Lumis, and their…costume* *trips* Whaaa!!!

Arkana: *turns around and looks back*

Strings: *continues to walk, straight into Arkana* *they also fall onto pile-up in front of the "ark"*

Ryou: One mess of animals…check…

[Enter Croquet and Kemo, who is a pig and a turtle, respectively. Croquet is spray painted pink (even his glasses) and stuffed with pillows. Kemo has found a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Michelanglo costume and has donned it.]

Croquet: *walks past* [is orderly because that is simply his nature]

Kemo: *walks past, whacks Kaiba along the way with his sword* [is NOT orderly because this is the overly puffed up Kemo]

Kaiba: OW!!!

Ryou: One plump pig and one violent turtle…check…

Kaiba: *to Kemo* I’m going to get you…

[Enter Para & Dox, Rebecca, and Arthur. Para and Dox are both parrots, Rebecca is a chicken, and Arthur is a tiger. Para and Dox have collaborated something from those Chinese dressers of theirs and dressed up somewhat like a parrot. Rebecca has used that rich American money of hers -_- (Me want some) and has dressed up as a barnyard chicken. And Arthur, also being rich, has a nice, super cool costume of a really sleek tiger. O.O However, him playing that part is a different matter…]

Arthur: *attempts to smoothly crawl towards boat* *because he is 1) old and 2) arthritic, he collapses*

Para: Oh no the guy’s gone down!

Dox: We must make sure he is safe and sound!

*they surround the poor old soul, doing kung fu and whatnot in an attempt to either pick Arthur up or to motivate him enough to get up, I’m not quite sure with all of the jumping around.

Para and Dox: *land* Ha!

Rebecca: Graaaaaannnnnndddddppppppaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*A little girl barges through, fake feathers akew and barreling the two brawny (and obviously not brainy) to "save" her grandpa*

Rebecca: *waves teddy* TEDDY! WE MUST SAVE GRANDPA!!!!!!!!!

*Needless to say, she does*

Para and Dox: *groan*

Rebecca: *dances around with Teddy* Teddy! We saved Grandpa from those evil terrorists!

Ryou: O.O Two squashed parrots, one sick kitty, and one very violent chicken…

[Enter Espa Roba and Ushio, the school bully, who is a dodo and a mouse, respectively. Toboe LoneWolf scrapped up something to look like a bird, and attached it to Espa, well padding him with pillows. Toboe LoneWolf also found a spare evil mouse costume from the Nutcracker and has made Ushio wear it.]

Ushio: *struggles to move in very, very, tight costume* I hate this! I’m supposed to be big and strong and scary! Not a mouse!

Espa: I know all! I can see the future! *struts* I see all!

Ryou: >> Well that had no correlation at all…but *checks off stuff from clipboard* One soon-to-be extinct dodo and one very large mouse…

[Enter Bandit Keith, Bones and Panik, who are a rhino, a spider, and a bear, respectively. Bandit Keith has been spray painted gray and added a paper towel tube onto his head. He insists on still wearing the bandana, and it appears as if a large gray object was somehow being patriotic. Bones was actually quite reluctant to play a part, but was caught by Djanil and shoved into a "Itty Bitty Spider" costume. His hair has been painted black and extra legs added to his back, giving an effect of a very disturbing monster has appeared on the set. Panik, who was also reluctant (being mind crushed and all) but was also caught by Djanil and stuffed into a "Goldilocks" costume. Unfortunately, the only one that Toboe LoneWolf could find was the mother bear costume, so Panik has to suffer a little blue bow and an apron around his waist.]

Bandit Keith: What the heck is this?!? I’m going to go on this tiny boat! I want my lawyer!

Bones: Hey boss, can I come along too?

Panik: I will burn you to a cinder!

*and quite unexpectedly, Panik does* *charred rhino and spider fall*

Bakura: HEY! THAT’S MY FLAMETHROWER YOU’RE USING!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryou: O.O One fried rhino, one toasted spider, and one dangerous mother bear…

[Enter Mokuba, who is the lovely dove, the shining savior, the…well, bird.]

Mokuba: … *walks towards toy boat, without any mishaps*

Ryou: One hoarse bird…check…

Narrator: >> And after all of the animals had entered the ark, God shut Noah and his family inside the ark.

Ryou: *steps behind "ark"* *bends down and "closes" toy door*

~ Act 3: The Flood ~

Narrator: The Lord said, "I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe the face of the earth of every living creature I have made."

Everyone: *clutches each other*

Yami: *walks on, sprays a window with water, and wipes it squeaky-clean* I’ll wipe you guys out! *leaves*

Everyone: -_-;;;;;;

Narrator: Once everyone had gotten onto the boat, God called the springs of the great deep to burst forth, and the floodgates of heaven were unleashed. And rain fell for forty days and forty nights.

[Enter Yami]

Everyone: *looks at Yami*

Yami: *is holding a industrial size water hose* LET THE FUN BEGIN!!!

[And quite literally, the waters of God are let loose]

[A massive stream of water hits everyone]

Everyone: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[Note: Theoretically, everyone would be behind a large enough boat to hide from the fake water surrounding them. Unfortunately, the boat built is very, very, tiny, thus leaving the "inhabitants" out in the open, and Yami decided to make things more realistic.]

Yami: *idly drenching everyone* Hmmm…need more water…*snaps fingers*

Fire Alarm: EREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emer gency Sprinklers: *turn on* *more water falls*

Narrator: *struggles to stand up* Everything that had the breath of life that was not on the ark died.

Marik: *floating away* Help! Help! I can’t swim! I-- *is hit by stream of water by Yami*

Yami: *smirks* I love this God-business…

Bakura: NOOOOO!!!! MY FLAMETHROWERS!!!!!!!!!!! *struggles to save them* *sinks beneath the increasing water level*

Yami Marik: *is also swept away, with the help of one helpful Yami* ARRRGGHHH!!!! YOU PETTY PHARAOH, I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!

Yami: *wiggles finger* Tsk, tsk. I’m God.

Rex Raptor: *enters in his dinosaur costume* Hey! Wait for-- *hits the stream of water* meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…

Yami: And thus the dinosaurs became extinct.

Narrator: The waters flooded the earth for a hundred and fifty days.

~ Act 4: Land Ho! ~

Narrator: And so Noah and his family were stuck in the ark for…a really long time.

Serenity: *trying to "feed" the "animals"* ARGH! I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!

Ryou: Wha?

Serenity: I’VE BEEN COOPED IN THIS PLACE FOR BALLY AGES AND I WANT OUT!!!

Joey: O.O My sister never speaks like that…

Yugi: O.O Apparently only when she’s really mad…

Narrator: But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and the livestock that were with him, and he sent a wind over the earth, and the waters receded.

Yami: Aaaaawwwww…*turns off hose* *snaps fingers* *sprinklers turn off*

Narrator: After the flood, Noah opened the window and sent out a raven to see if there was land.

Serenity: NOAH, GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!

Ryou: Alright, alright already! *bends down and opens a little window on toy boat, which has miraculously survived the flood* *then shoves Ishizu out of huddled, sopping wet group*

Ishizu: Hey!! You’re all doomed I say!

Ryou: Go look for land!

Ishizu: *"flies" around* Doom, doom is all I see…

Ryou: -_-;;;; I get the point…

Narrator: Then Noah sent out a dove to see if the water had receded from the surface of the ground.

Yami: *enters with industrial size water pump* *begins to suck all of the water away*

Ryou: *pushes Mokuba out* Fly, dove! Find land!

Mokuba: *wades around* Well, all I see is a whole lotta water…

Yami: I’m working on it!

Narrator: Noah waited seven days, and then sent out the dove again.

Ryou: *picks Mokuba up this time, and throws him* Find land!

Mokuba: Owww…*wades around* Nope, still wet.

Yami: Almost done! *almost sucks Kaiba*

Kaiba: HEY!!

Yami: Oops.

Narrator: But on the third time, the dove brought back an olive branch.

Yami: There! Done! *water is gone, except for a few puddles here and there*

Ryou: *kicks Mokuba out* Find land!

Mokuba: *rubs butt* Owww…you’re abusive…*stomps* *finds a green stick* Here you go.

Ryou: *looks at it* It’s a stick.

Mokuba: What did you expect? A McDonalds burger?

Ryou: -_- I hate those…

Narrator: And on the fourth time Noah sent the dove out, the dove did not return.

Ryou: *shoves Mokuba out* Find land!

Mokuba: >.< I already found it…

Ryou: *waves stick* Find land!

Mokuba: That’s it, I’m leaving…*goes offstage*

Narrator: Then the Lord said to Noah, "Come out the ark and bring out every kind of living creatures that is with you, so they can multiply on the earth and be fruitful and increase in number upon it."

Everyone: *gleefully takes one step from toy boat* We’re frreeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: Noah was so thankful that he built an altar and sacrificed an animal to the Lord.

Ryou: *stacks some wood* *looks for an animal to "kill"* Hmmmm….

Everyone: *huddles*

Ryou: *grabs nearest animal, which happens to be a bunny rabbit, aka Pegasus*

Pegasus: No! Not me! Not Funny Bunny! Funny Bunny can NEVER be caught!

Ryou: -_- There’s always a first time… *"kills" Pegasus*

Pegasus: *falls dramatically onto stack of wood* Oh, woe is me…

Bakura: *pops up* *grins* Oohhh, can I light the fire? *waves one sodden but presumably working flame-thrower*

Ryou: O.O Uh, no…

Narrator: >> The Lord smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart, "I will never flood the earth again."

Yami: O.O I liked the smell of burnt Pegasus??? O.O…

Narrator: Ahem. And said in his heart, "I will never flood the earth again."

Yami: O.O…never, ever flood the earth, so I may never, ever, smell burnt Pegasus…

Narrator: And so God sent Noah a sign, that he would never flood the earth again.

[Enter Duke, Tea, Serenity, Weevil, Mako and Mai]

[They have ditched their costumes and are wearing their battle city outfits: red for Duke, orange for Tea, yellow for Serenity, green for Weevil, blue for Mako, and purple for Mai]

[They line up.]

[And dance like the Chicago Rockettes, ie, attempted synchronized kicking]

Duke, Tea, Serenity, Weevil, Mako and Mai: La la la la la la la *kick, kick, kick* We’re the rainbow of God… la la la la la la….*kick, kick, kick*

Ryou: O.O Wow God…that’s nice…

Duke, Tea, Serenity, Weevil, Mako and Mai: *Do realllly high kick* *fall over*

Duke: Owww…that hurt…

Yami: O.O That’s disturbing…

Narrator: -_- So anyway, the moral of this very long story was never, ever make God angry.

Yami: Never, ever, ever.

*curtain falls*