Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Blind date ❯ The beggining ( Chapter 1 )

Hello to all my adoring fans! This is one story that I have had a little help with because it was not entirely my idea. So I would like to thank Faith, one of my best friends who helped me come up with this. If you hate it, don't blame me (entirely)

Faith: Hey you putz, get on with the story. God I hate the French.

Lbh: Oh yeah, and we got this movie idea from a combination of the Yugioh movie in French and some MT.dew and mega perverted thoughts. If Faith wants to tell you about hating the French, she will tell you all next time if you want to read.

Makari: Mistress, I actually made it on time. Want me to do the disclaimer for you?

Lbh: Yes that would do.

Faith: And hurry up, I want to see how bad she messed it up.

Lbh: Hey I actually did a good job!

Makari: Lbh does not own Yugioh the movie, Yugioh, Faith, or any other thing that has been invented. She does own me though so don't copy.

 

 

Blind Date

 

(Kaiba Mansion, 3 o'clock)

 

Kaiba had been working three nights straight. To say he was tired was the biggest understatement of the universe. But he had to finish up a project that could revolutionize the dueling world, the Virtual Internet Dueling System or VIDS for short. What it did was you would hook it up to your computer and when you went to your favorite dueling site, the screen would tilt back and you could see an almost real dueling simulation. Ok and he was also thinking of ways to defeat Yugi. He had just finished the design, was very tired and about to go to bed...until the I.M. popped up.

 

It said “Hey Kaiba, r u gay?”

 

“Yes” he typed back without hesitation before he realized what the question meant or could mean for his business or himself. (A.N. hey he was tired)

 

It typed back “Would you be interested in a new gay dating service?”

 

Kaiba realized what he had just said and answered, “No, I'm not interested so just leave me alone!” and hit the X button. The weird IM disappeared.

 

He leaned back in his chair and rubbed his eyes. If this got out, it could ruin him and V.I.D.S., but it was too late to do anything so he got back to work.

 

(Sender's computer)

 

“Well...well...He did say he was gay” a voice said as a smile crossed its owner's mouth. “That means that with the right incentive, he would be willing to attend at least one date. I will have my revenge, Seto Kaiba! I will pair you up with your worst enemy!”

The person thought a moment then corrected itself. “Ok not your worst enemy, I would never put Yami in that type of torture, (A.N. HINT for people who didn't know who it is) but still someone pretty bad. She shifted in her chair so she was comfortable and started to write her e-mail. “Now to deal with Pegasus.”

 

 

(Duelist Kingdom Island, 5am)

Pegasus woke up to a loud and very annoying sound. “What the hell” he said in a sleepy voice. His computer had his famous pink bunny dancing across the screen. “Oh, Its you my little friend. What have you brought daddy today? Hmm?” He said as he read the email.

 

“ Pegasus, I have kidnapped your toons. If you don't do as I say, you will never see them again. Oh and while I was at it, I stole your wine too.

Ciao, Anzu”

 

“Oh no!” yelled Pegasus as he scrambled to find his favorite cards that he kept by his bedside table. He did not. `Damn' he thought `that bitch was in my room at the dead of night. That is so wrong' He reached into his pocket for the key to his vault of his prized possessions and wine. The pocket was empty. Pegasus turned pale and ran down to his vault. The key was lying a few feet away from the door that was slightly ajar. He looked in to see everything was missing except a picture he kept of Cilia. The shrieks and screams that followed they cry of “Oh no!” severely alarmed the maids and butlers that had currently occupied the building as well as the gardeners well outside the castle.

The glass of several windows had shattered by the time Pegasus stopped yelling.

 

(Kaiba's Mansion, 3am the next night)

 

“Beep...Beep...Beep...”

 

`Where is that infernal fucking beeping coming from?' When he looked up, the `infernal fucking' beeping turned out to be his computer. He had an email.

 

`I really have to stop staying up like this' he thought as he started to read. His eyes widened and his hands trembled as he read...

 

“Dear Kaiba,

Since you have refused my services, I have kidnapped your brother. If you ever want to see him again, you will do whatever I say. Bye-bye.

Anzu

 

Kaiba quickly ran to his brother's room. He searched his brother's entire room without success. Some of Mokuba's toys were missing along with some clothes, his toothbrush, toothpaste, and a note. He looked at the letter to find a picture of Mokuba tied to a chair. The next door neighbors (across his very large and expensive lawn) woke up to a yell that made their blood run cold and the next morning, they found that their milk was curdled to the point where it looked more like butter or cheese than the all natural skim milk that was supposed to last for another two weeks.

 

(Anzu's house)

 

Anzu had finished typing the directions for Pegasus when an e-mail from Kaiba came up. She didn't even need to read it to know what it said. As soon as she sent the instructions for Pegasus to follow, she typed all her nasty, friendship-loving, plans for Kaiba to follow. She thought that it might be a good night after all. Mokuba had given her a rough time when she had kidnapped him but things were still working out as planned. Speaking of Mokuba, she turned around to check on him because he was being awfully quiet. He was still sitting there as mad as hornets, and ready to rip her eyes out the second he had enough room to move. “MMUMMFFf! MULF mulf Mulf mumf mu!

Was all he could say thanks to Anzu's hair bandana stuffed rudely in his mouth. Yep, things were going good.

Lbh: Well, how was that? Was it the total mess-up that you thought it would be? I want your honest opinion.

Makari: Well, I thought it was very unique that you would pair these two together. (pointing to Seto and Pegasus)

Seto: Why did you have to kidnap my brother?

Lbh: For the sake of the storyline.

Faith: Ok she stuck to the agreed storyline so read/review/give her some credit.