Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bloopers and Other Random things ❯ Prologue

Yu-Gi-Oops!

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Lady : *calls Anzu*

ring...ring....ring...

Yami Chibi Anzu : hello?

Lady : is this the owner of Yu-Gi-Oh and the characters?

Yami Chibi Anzu : Sorry,wrong number lady,I'm only a 13-year-old girl ¬¬

Lady : Ok,thanks *hangs up*

Yami Chibi Anzu : *wonders how she got her phone number*

Well,I do NOT own YGO,you can see that o.o;

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Kaiba Dueling Yugi

Kaiba : *carring a violin case walking up to Yugi* I want to duel you again Yugi

Yugi :uh..alright Kaiba*turns into Yami Yugi*

Kaiba : You know you will loose without you're Exodia Yugi

Yami Yugi : No,I won't

Kaiba : So I will teach you how to play the violin! *takes out the violin and starts making sqeaky noise

Yami Yugi : *covering his ears* what the-

Pegasus :*appears out of no where humming 'Ole(or Old) to Joy'* hmm do *hic* do de *hic* da da*hic*de di*hic*do *hic* de!

Joey : is he drunk?

(A/N : doesn't he drink wine in like..every single time he appears on the show? either that or it's red punch..or cherry soda)

Téa : he could be...

Bakura holding his Millennium Ring and following it

Bakura : My ring is pulling me this way

Joey : WELL TELL IT TO PULL SLOWA!!!!!!!

Bakura : I can't..

Bakura : *ran pass where he was suppose to turn*

Tristian : Hey! You miss it!!

Bakura : I CAN'T STOP!!!!!!

Mokuba : *from behind somewhere holding a magnet* hehehehehehe

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Bandit's crew closing the cave with a bolder

Téa : Hey...if two big guys and a lil zombie freak can move this bolder,how come 4 big people and a half person can't move it?

Yugi : that's mean Téa.....

Director : Just follow the skrip!!!

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Téa dueling Mai for the starchips for Yugi

Téa : Don't be fool by my-

Everyone : *feel asleep and snoring*

Téa : HEEEYYY!!!!!!!

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er..I figure I would put this in for fun!

Yugi : Hi, I'm Yugi Moto,my Jap name is Yuugi Mutou and I am the Pharoh of Egypt and the King of games

Téa : Hello,I'm Téa,my Jap name is Anzu Mazaki and I am the group's cheerleader.Since I'm always around Yugi,I'm mistaking for his girlfriend often.

Joey : Hey,I'm Joey,my jap name is Jou and I've been beated by Téa 5 times in a row ! I'm also Seto's lil pup dog *mumbles* Why did I have to say that?

Yami Chibi Anzu : If you don't,you're out of meh ficcie!

Joey : Alright...*starts cussing to himself*

( I won't put in the cuss words cause I don't like to cuss and this won't be a PG fic)

Tristian : Yo,I'm Tristian.my Jap name is Honda,the car company and I'm put in the show cause when Joey lost a duel,he has a someone to lean on when he can't reach down to Yugi and Téa wouldn't understand cause she's a girl and she's a rookie duel but she can still beat me at drool monsters!

Yugi : It's DUEL monsters!!!!

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backstage

Dark Magician Girl : I'm dark magician girl,in a magician world,Yugi's hair is plastic,it's -

Yugi : *interupting*My hair isn't plastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kaiba and Yugi dueling

Yami Yugi : *takes out a pokeball* GO PIKACHU!!!!!

Kaiba : I CHOOSE YOU!!!EEVEE!!!!! I also play this magic card,the thunder stone! It turns my Eevee into Joltion!!!!

Joey : WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yugi : We're dueling POKEMONM STYLE!!!!!!

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Joey : I AM KERO!!!!!!!!!*steals Yuugi's lunch money*

Yugi : *takes out Syaoran's sword* Can I borrow you're Freeze Card?

Téa : I'll handle it! *takes out Ssakura's staff* Key of cl-

Directer : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!! THIS IS YU-GI-OH!!!!!NOT CARD CAPTOR SAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need a new job....

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Yugi turning into Yami Yugi

Yugi : URANUS,PLANET....POWER!!!!!!!!!

Téa : SATURN PLANET POWER!!!!!!

( I like both Sailor Satuirn and Téa!!)

Director : NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS YGO FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!NOT SAILOR MOON!!!!NOT CARD CAPTOR SAKURA NOT POKEMON NOT ANY OTHER ANIME!!!!!!!!!

Yugi : You didn't have to yell!

Director : I really need a new job -_-

More soon,once more crazy idea pops in my head! R&R please!