Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Boredom Antics ❯ The Unexpected Effects of Heroin and Friendship ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Death T-2 
She goes crazy. She sings a song. She gets her eyes graded out.
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She goes crazy. She sings a song. She gets her eyes graded out.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Spamfic | Uploaded On: 07.13.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 369 | Status: Completed
DISCLAIMER: Get it? Got it? Doubt it.
Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHAPTER 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and thanx to all
your MANY ideas that came in handy -_-+ Therefore I am forced to dedicate this
chappie to Murazaki, WHO ACTUALLY GAVE ME AN IDEA.
________________________________________________________________________ ________
_____
Chapter 2: Unexpected Effects of Heroin and Friendship
~~{Oh GAG I said the "f" word |-P}~~
# # # # # # # i luv theez mrks! # # #
*Seto's POV*
HAH!
They had it coming to them.
I've never expirienced anything so outrageously FUNNY in my entire life!
Of course I had to keep a strait face through the show of idiocy, and nearly
lost my cool; but my boring block in life has been lifted!
I can hear the angels sing "Halelujah" right now... It's rather
interesting...
Of course I'm gonna do that with everyone I don't like, which would be everyone
except Mokuba.
Who, it turns out, is allergic to ragweed.
Oh well.
Silly me, you don't know what happened, do you?
It was very... interesting.
And full of chaos.
Because Te`a had it coming to her.
God, I hate her.
Burn in Hades, Te`a.
Anyway, you probably want to know what happened, don't you?
Of course you do.
You click on this chaos.
Most likely out of bordom.
Which, ironically, is how all this came to be.
So here it is.
From this morning.
Chaos.
Just, chaos.
~ ~ ~
(Normal POV)
*Still on the day the boys from Seto's school asked if Seto would come over that
day- continued*
Te`a: *Had just chicken-conga-ed out of the FFrestraunt*
Yugi: O_O Never once have I ever seen her do anything like that.
Joey: O_O Totally un-Te`a-like...
Tristan: What was that all about?
Yugi/Joey: No idea.
Yugi: She must be off her medication, or something equally hectic.
Seto: *Doesn't have to play inocent for this* She's on medication?
Tristan: HULLOOO-OOOOO! How can you NOT notice? She's some sort of deformed
freak.
#This could be more interesting than I thought#
Seto: What does she have?
Joey: Te`a is actually part brain-dead. She needs the medicine to help her keep
sane, and a hell of a job it does.
Yugi: It happenned one fatefull day when she was 5 years old. She was hit in the
head by a sledgehammer while watching Barney. Te`a was rendered mentally
deformed, and the episodes of Barney were locked in her head from that day to
this.
#Ick. To Barney, not the deformity#
Tristan: 0_0 Um, is it possible for a human to hang from a tree by their toes?
Yugi: I don't think so. Why?
Tristan: BECAUSE TE`A IS.
Everyone gathered by the window, and sure enough, Te`a was hanging by her toes
on one of the top branches in the large oak tree in the park.
So they ran out to try and help her out of the tree, and heard something rather
odd when they got there.
Everyone: O O?;;;
Te`a: *Singing* "There's a Big Blue Bubble in the sky up THERE!!!
It's big, shiny, round, and very full of AIR!!!
All I want to do is sit, watch and STARE!!!
And wonder why there aren't that many people way up THERE!!!
OH, IT'S A BIG BLUE BUBBLE!!!
Bubble That's Big And BLUE!!!
How I Want To Hold YOU!!!
And if I DO!!
YOU'LL TAKE ME TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
bubble bubble bubble BUBBLE!!!"
Seto: WTFF?!! What...?!!
Joey: .......?!!
Yugi: *Shouting at the top of his lungs* TE`A!! GET DOWN FROM THERE! BEFORE YOU
GET HURT!
Tristan: She's more likely to get killed...
Te`a: *Shouting down* But I haven't told everyone about the wonders of the
COCKROACH!!!
#What kind of medication is this sorry chick ON? Ninety grams of VALIUM?#
Yugi: YOU CAN TELL EVERYONE THE WONDERS OF THE COCKROACH AT HOME TE`A!
Joey: I don't think she's listening.
Te`a now seems to be mimmicking a rabid flying squirrel, as she has somehow
"flown" down, landed on Tristan, and began nibbling vigorously on
nuts.
Tristan:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGG GGGGGGGG
GHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Joey: CALL 911!!! QUICK!! SOMEONE!!! GET AN AMBULENCE FOR CRAP'S FREAKING
SAKE!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!
Now everyone, if not attracted by the Bubble song, has focused their attention
towards the freaked out men and the heroin-high girl.
Of course everyone is extremely shocked by the sight, and has managed to get
the ambulence, police force, animal control, S.W.A.T. team, and Marines in on
the action. Tristan was immediatly taken to the hospital while he was screaming
in utter agony; and something about how he wanted a family.
#This has got to be the most un-bored I've ever been, but I have a feeling it's
going to get weirder#
Te`a: *Has run off into the direction of a hotdog stand in the distance,
attracted by a bright blue ballon in purple polka-dots*
SWAT Leader: We must get this carnivorous beast out of here before she does even
MORE damage to the human population!
#Great, if these officers find this stuff and trace it to me, I'll be in
trouble!#
Seto: *Secretly throws empty "packet" into a trash bin*
Yugi: Te`a!! Come ba-AAAAACK!!! *Is swarmed by all the many tall officers and is
stepped on*
Marines: AFFERMATIVE!!! We need backup!!!
So now it seems that the nation's forces are out to get the "it"
called "Te`a". The park is confiscated, and no one is allowed in or
out. But it seems that this "Te`a" can somehow ellude these respective
forces as she raided the hotdog stand, burned it, and dissappeared in a cloud of
dust that she created when she was running away.
All TV sets and radios in Domino City: ~NEWS FLASH! There has been reported that
a rabid young woman has attacked a young man, who is in emergency surgery. She
has been described as being short, skinny, has short brown hair, rants about
friendship, is mentally imparred, and responds to the name "Te`a
Gardener". If you see this woman, contact the police immediatly! She is not
armed,but to be considered extremely dangerous. She is also thought to be a
rabid cannibal, so be on the lookout!~
Police Chief McFille`: For how long have you gentlemen known this girl?
Yugi: Since I was five, that's ten years.
Joey: For the past year. So's Tristan.
Seto: Only for the past ten months.
McFille`: Has she ever acted this way before in the time you've known her?
Yugi/Joey/Seto: Never.
McFille: So you're saying this is contrary behavior?
Y/J/S: Yes.
McFille`: What were you doing just before this happenned?
Yugi: Eating at that fast-food restraunt. *Points at restraunt*
Seto: Same.
Joey: Same here, and for Tristan.
McFille`: What do you think is the probable cause of this, um, outburst?
Y/J/S: ?_? *Start thinking*
Yugi: Uuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm...............
Joey: Eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...............
Seto: ?_? .......... Drugged burger....... maybe? I dunno...
Suddenly everyone goes into a pandemonium of scuttling into their
"places". And, right before their eyes, Te`a, driving a golf cart at
35 m.p.h., is spotted chasing a little old lady with a cane down the boulivard.
#Who ever would have guessed that little old ladies could run that fast?#
Marine Commander: HERE SHE COMES!!!
Te`a: BUT M'AM!!! YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH TELLING YOU WHERE TO FIND THE GLORIES
OF THE NORTH-COLOMBIAN DUNG-MONKEY!!!
Old Lady: AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW! CRAZY YOUNG DRIVERS!!!
Officers: Oh, crap! FIRE, MEN!! FIRE AT WILL!!!
All of the marines, SWATs, police, and animal control start shooting at Te`a
with heavy machinery, machine guns, stun guns, and sedatives. The little old
lady somehow is able to dodge all of the bullets AND run 35 mph, and gets to
safety behind a huge statue of someone.
Te`a, however, doesn't get hit either but a sedative-dart blows one of her
tires and goes careening out-of-control. Which sends her flying right into a
nearby cheese delicatessen, and, incidently, head-first into a cheese grader
that sheered her eyes out and chopped them into pieces. And then the heroin wore
off.
Te`a: *Commences with the longest and most blood-curtling sream that everyone
within the ranges of 50 to 275 miles can hear*
~~Two and a half hours later~~
(At the hospital were Tristan and Te`a had been sent)
Joey: ~-~;; I, um, hope ya start feelin' better, buddy.
Tristan: *Is less than enthusiastic about the entire thing* =*_*= Um, thanks...
So, what happenned after, uh, you know...
Yugi: Well... *He and Joey tell him the whole thing, nine hours within nine
minutes*
Seto: Er, I've gotta go.
Joey: Why?
Seto: Mokuba has allergies. 9_9;;
Yugi: What's he allergic to?
Seto: Ragweed. Don't ask.
Tristan: Aw, that's too bad. Give him my sympathy.
#That's really touching coming from you, after what happenned#
Seto: And tell me how Te`a comes out from all of this. Really shocking, what
happenned... *Walks out of room, then hospital, and walks home*
#MWAHAAHAAHAA!!! That's only the BEGINNING of my boredom! But soon, soon you
will all face the effects of the illegal drug; heroin!! As soon as I get some
more from that mysterious guy in the dark alley. O_O MWAHAAHAA!!!#
~~Back in Tristan's room~~
Tristan: So what did they say REALLY start her up, besides the expired beef?
Joey: They're not really sure.
Yugi: Some sort of narcotic morphine. And a bunch of other stuff I couldn't
understand.
And therfore Te`a is committed to an institute full of nice men in white
jackets. But Yugi and the gang have absolutely no idea what is in store for
them, nor that their new friend has the will and ability to turn their lives to
utter mayhem.
________________________________________________________________________ ______
And I leave you to dicide; is it Seto that is more bored, or myself?
Tell me if you like/dislike this story/chapter, AND FOR CRAP'S SAKE GIVE ME SOME
IDEAS!!!!!!!!
write a review: click on little "Go" box in lower left-hand corner of
screen, type stuff, click "Submit Review", done.
Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHAPTER 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and thanx to all
your MANY ideas that came in handy -_-+ Therefore I am forced to dedicate this
chappie to Murazaki, WHO ACTUALLY GAVE ME AN IDEA.
________________________________________________________________________ ________
_____
Chapter 2: Unexpected Effects of Heroin and Friendship
~~{Oh GAG I said the "f" word |-P}~~
# # # # # # # i luv theez mrks! # # #
*Seto's POV*
HAH!
They had it coming to them.
I've never expirienced anything so outrageously FUNNY in my entire life!
Of course I had to keep a strait face through the show of idiocy, and nearly
lost my cool; but my boring block in life has been lifted!
I can hear the angels sing "Halelujah" right now... It's rather
interesting...
Of course I'm gonna do that with everyone I don't like, which would be everyone
except Mokuba.
Who, it turns out, is allergic to ragweed.
Oh well.
Silly me, you don't know what happened, do you?
It was very... interesting.
And full of chaos.
Because Te`a had it coming to her.
God, I hate her.
Burn in Hades, Te`a.
Anyway, you probably want to know what happened, don't you?
Of course you do.
You click on this chaos.
Most likely out of bordom.
Which, ironically, is how all this came to be.
So here it is.
From this morning.
Chaos.
Just, chaos.
~ ~ ~
(Normal POV)
*Still on the day the boys from Seto's school asked if Seto would come over that
day- continued*
Te`a: *Had just chicken-conga-ed out of the FFrestraunt*
Yugi: O_O Never once have I ever seen her do anything like that.
Joey: O_O Totally un-Te`a-like...
Tristan: What was that all about?
Yugi/Joey: No idea.
Yugi: She must be off her medication, or something equally hectic.
Seto: *Doesn't have to play inocent for this* She's on medication?
Tristan: HULLOOO-OOOOO! How can you NOT notice? She's some sort of deformed
freak.
#This could be more interesting than I thought#
Seto: What does she have?
Joey: Te`a is actually part brain-dead. She needs the medicine to help her keep
sane, and a hell of a job it does.
Yugi: It happenned one fatefull day when she was 5 years old. She was hit in the
head by a sledgehammer while watching Barney. Te`a was rendered mentally
deformed, and the episodes of Barney were locked in her head from that day to
this.
#Ick. To Barney, not the deformity#
Tristan: 0_0 Um, is it possible for a human to hang from a tree by their toes?
Yugi: I don't think so. Why?
Tristan: BECAUSE TE`A IS.
Everyone gathered by the window, and sure enough, Te`a was hanging by her toes
on one of the top branches in the large oak tree in the park.
So they ran out to try and help her out of the tree, and heard something rather
odd when they got there.
Everyone: O O?;;;
Te`a: *Singing* "There's a Big Blue Bubble in the sky up THERE!!!
It's big, shiny, round, and very full of AIR!!!
All I want to do is sit, watch and STARE!!!
And wonder why there aren't that many people way up THERE!!!
OH, IT'S A BIG BLUE BUBBLE!!!
Bubble That's Big And BLUE!!!
How I Want To Hold YOU!!!
And if I DO!!
YOU'LL TAKE ME TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
bubble bubble bubble BUBBLE!!!"
Seto: WTFF?!! What...?!!
Joey: .......?!!
Yugi: *Shouting at the top of his lungs* TE`A!! GET DOWN FROM THERE! BEFORE YOU
GET HURT!
Tristan: She's more likely to get killed...
Te`a: *Shouting down* But I haven't told everyone about the wonders of the
COCKROACH!!!
#What kind of medication is this sorry chick ON? Ninety grams of VALIUM?#
Yugi: YOU CAN TELL EVERYONE THE WONDERS OF THE COCKROACH AT HOME TE`A!
Joey: I don't think she's listening.
Te`a now seems to be mimmicking a rabid flying squirrel, as she has somehow
"flown" down, landed on Tristan, and began nibbling vigorously on
nuts.
Tristan:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGG GGGGGGGG
GHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Joey: CALL 911!!! QUICK!! SOMEONE!!! GET AN AMBULENCE FOR CRAP'S FREAKING
SAKE!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!
Now everyone, if not attracted by the Bubble song, has focused their attention
towards the freaked out men and the heroin-high girl.
Of course everyone is extremely shocked by the sight, and has managed to get
the ambulence, police force, animal control, S.W.A.T. team, and Marines in on
the action. Tristan was immediatly taken to the hospital while he was screaming
in utter agony; and something about how he wanted a family.
#This has got to be the most un-bored I've ever been, but I have a feeling it's
going to get weirder#
Te`a: *Has run off into the direction of a hotdog stand in the distance,
attracted by a bright blue ballon in purple polka-dots*
SWAT Leader: We must get this carnivorous beast out of here before she does even
MORE damage to the human population!
#Great, if these officers find this stuff and trace it to me, I'll be in
trouble!#
Seto: *Secretly throws empty "packet" into a trash bin*
Yugi: Te`a!! Come ba-AAAAACK!!! *Is swarmed by all the many tall officers and is
stepped on*
Marines: AFFERMATIVE!!! We need backup!!!
So now it seems that the nation's forces are out to get the "it"
called "Te`a". The park is confiscated, and no one is allowed in or
out. But it seems that this "Te`a" can somehow ellude these respective
forces as she raided the hotdog stand, burned it, and dissappeared in a cloud of
dust that she created when she was running away.
All TV sets and radios in Domino City: ~NEWS FLASH! There has been reported that
a rabid young woman has attacked a young man, who is in emergency surgery. She
has been described as being short, skinny, has short brown hair, rants about
friendship, is mentally imparred, and responds to the name "Te`a
Gardener". If you see this woman, contact the police immediatly! She is not
armed,but to be considered extremely dangerous. She is also thought to be a
rabid cannibal, so be on the lookout!~
Police Chief McFille`: For how long have you gentlemen known this girl?
Yugi: Since I was five, that's ten years.
Joey: For the past year. So's Tristan.
Seto: Only for the past ten months.
McFille`: Has she ever acted this way before in the time you've known her?
Yugi/Joey/Seto: Never.
McFille: So you're saying this is contrary behavior?
Y/J/S: Yes.
McFille`: What were you doing just before this happenned?
Yugi: Eating at that fast-food restraunt. *Points at restraunt*
Seto: Same.
Joey: Same here, and for Tristan.
McFille`: What do you think is the probable cause of this, um, outburst?
Y/J/S: ?_? *Start thinking*
Yugi: Uuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm...............
Joey: Eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...............
Seto: ?_? .......... Drugged burger....... maybe? I dunno...
Suddenly everyone goes into a pandemonium of scuttling into their
"places". And, right before their eyes, Te`a, driving a golf cart at
35 m.p.h., is spotted chasing a little old lady with a cane down the boulivard.
#Who ever would have guessed that little old ladies could run that fast?#
Marine Commander: HERE SHE COMES!!!
Te`a: BUT M'AM!!! YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH TELLING YOU WHERE TO FIND THE GLORIES
OF THE NORTH-COLOMBIAN DUNG-MONKEY!!!
Old Lady: AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW! CRAZY YOUNG DRIVERS!!!
Officers: Oh, crap! FIRE, MEN!! FIRE AT WILL!!!
All of the marines, SWATs, police, and animal control start shooting at Te`a
with heavy machinery, machine guns, stun guns, and sedatives. The little old
lady somehow is able to dodge all of the bullets AND run 35 mph, and gets to
safety behind a huge statue of someone.
Te`a, however, doesn't get hit either but a sedative-dart blows one of her
tires and goes careening out-of-control. Which sends her flying right into a
nearby cheese delicatessen, and, incidently, head-first into a cheese grader
that sheered her eyes out and chopped them into pieces. And then the heroin wore
off.
Te`a: *Commences with the longest and most blood-curtling sream that everyone
within the ranges of 50 to 275 miles can hear*
~~Two and a half hours later~~
(At the hospital were Tristan and Te`a had been sent)
Joey: ~-~;; I, um, hope ya start feelin' better, buddy.
Tristan: *Is less than enthusiastic about the entire thing* =*_*= Um, thanks...
So, what happenned after, uh, you know...
Yugi: Well... *He and Joey tell him the whole thing, nine hours within nine
minutes*
Seto: Er, I've gotta go.
Joey: Why?
Seto: Mokuba has allergies. 9_9;;
Yugi: What's he allergic to?
Seto: Ragweed. Don't ask.
Tristan: Aw, that's too bad. Give him my sympathy.
#That's really touching coming from you, after what happenned#
Seto: And tell me how Te`a comes out from all of this. Really shocking, what
happenned... *Walks out of room, then hospital, and walks home*
#MWAHAAHAAHAA!!! That's only the BEGINNING of my boredom! But soon, soon you
will all face the effects of the illegal drug; heroin!! As soon as I get some
more from that mysterious guy in the dark alley. O_O MWAHAAHAA!!!#
~~Back in Tristan's room~~
Tristan: So what did they say REALLY start her up, besides the expired beef?
Joey: They're not really sure.
Yugi: Some sort of narcotic morphine. And a bunch of other stuff I couldn't
understand.
And therfore Te`a is committed to an institute full of nice men in white
jackets. But Yugi and the gang have absolutely no idea what is in store for
them, nor that their new friend has the will and ability to turn their lives to
utter mayhem.
________________________________________________________________________ ______
And I leave you to dicide; is it Seto that is more bored, or myself?
Tell me if you like/dislike this story/chapter, AND FOR CRAP'S SAKE GIVE ME SOME
IDEAS!!!!!!!!
write a review: click on little "Go" box in lower left-hand corner of
screen, type stuff, click "Submit Review", done.