Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Camping Boys ❯ YMCA and 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall. ( Chapter 1 )

Emma: *hides from Hope who is going to kill her for this* I got bored of my last stories… so I'm starting another one!
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Leiko: Emma doesn't own Yu-gi-Oh
Tega: She doesn't own 10 cents
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Emma: Oh yeah…. This is a Bakura x Ryou story! *nods* It is! *nods again*
Ryou and Bakura: O______O;;; Not again!
Emma: ^__________^

//Yami to Hikari//

/Hikari to Yami/

*** Finishing or Starting Chapter

~~ P.O.V. Changing or some time skipping

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~ Ryou's P.O.V. ~

"Bakura!" I yell down the stairs to my dark, he glances back at me before yelling back.

"I'm not going camping with the star heads, dice freak, point head, mutt and rich boy!" retorts Bakura angrily. I see he is wearing the jeans and top for camping that I gave him. He tries so hard to be mean but I know for a fact that he has a soft side too, even if he doesn't like to show it. I grab my pack and the tent and carry them down the stairs, before wrapping my arms around my yami's waist and kissing him lightly on the cheek.

"Marik and Malik will be there too," I tell him. He sighs and ruffles my hair before picking up the tent and his pack, leaving me to get mine. I shoulder it and walk out the door just in time to see Malik and Marik pulling up in their car. Luckily Malik is driving, I'm not sure we would survive the trip with Marik driving.

"Hello Ryou, Bakura." Says Malik chirpily and grabs our stuff before chucking it in the boot. I can see all of their gear, as well as a long black bag, I don't even want to think of what is in it.

Marik unlocks the back doors and pushes Bakura and I in before jumping back in the front with Malik.

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~ Bakura's P.O.V. ~

We have been sitting in this car for hours now. Marik and Malik have just burst into song again, singing to whatever happens to be on the radio at the time. This time it is YMCA (a/n: I don't own! *starts dancing*) by Village People. They are both even doing the actions, unfortunately and Malik has to swerve hard to avoid hitting a tree. Wonderful. So we AREN'T going to last the last hour to get to the campsite. Ryou is sleeping, head against the window. He looks really peaceful. Lucky him. He doesn't have to listen to Malik and Marik singing.

"Come on! Join in Bakura!" Malik says before continuing the song. I shake my head and Marik turns around see what's with me.

"Oh come on Kura!" He says happily then stops suddenly as the chorus plays.

"YMCA!" Shout the two in the front waking Ryou from his sleep. He jerks suddenly awake and I smile meekly. He giggles and joins in with the two in the front. Great… hopefully the reception will run out soon.

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After exactly 3 hours and 57 minutes of being in the car with Marik and Malik singing, I think I'm going to need a holiday to recover from this torture; we finally pull into a middle-of-nowhere campsite.

Malik and Marik quickly find the parking lot and jump out as Ryou and I clamber out the back doors to the boot. Malik unlocks the boot and we grab out stuff, shouldering our packs as Marik slams to boot down. I notice he had also grabbed the black bag. Now with everyone's gear on their back we walk over to the start of the camping track. Getting to the campsite mean climbing for about half an hour.

"Let's sing a song!" suggests Marik as we start the climb.

"Yeah! 99 bottles of beet on the wall!" suggests the other crazy blonde and soon there is no chirping of birds anymore as they had all gone into hiding.

"99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL! 99 BOTTLES OF BEER..." The two blondes burst into song once more and I speed up, hoping to loose them around the next corner. But all that happens is that they speed up. ARG! Will this torture ever end?!?

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Emma: YAY! One chapter done!
Hope and Kathryn and Johanna: *crying cause once again they are not in it*
Emma: O.o;; Stop sulking!
Kathryn: *blows up Emma with Bazooka*
Emma: O___O;;;;; Um…. Please rate! *runs away from Kathryn*
Bakura: That was disturbing…
Ryou: Emma and Kathryn or the chapter?
Bakura: Both.
Emma: *is now chasing Kathryn with a cattle prod*
Everyone: O___o??
Marik and Malik: *are still singing 99 Bottles of beer on the wall*
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